A/N: So, the random insanity has returned... not that it ever went away in the first place...
As for where this idea came from... I honestly have no idea! But I've been working on this little measly chapter for a while... actually,I was working on the IDEA of the story for a while, then decided I should just write it and not plan it out. It's so much more fun this way! Anyway... here it comes... who knows how long I've worked on this... probably not that long, I must admit. None of my random stories take up a lot of time, though they SEEM like they are... anyway...
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars or any characters therein. I do own the idea and the insanity, I suppose. My profound apologies for butchering these characters...
The Saga of the Long Hyphenated Name Support Group
Chapter 1
And This Is How It Was
"We are all gathered here, in... this room... yeah... uh... because we are the cursed ones with long hyphenated names..." A voice spoke into the room, which was rather spacious and not at all crowded.
"Wait a minute!" Someone cried. This someone was actually Obi-Wan Kenobi. "Mace? Mace Windu? What are you doing here? You don't have a hyphenated name!"
"Well, tell that to the Author. She just stuck me in here randomly, so there!" Mace Windu stuck out his tongue from his place behind the podium.
"But this is a support group for people with long, hyphenated names!" Ki-Adi-Mundi cried. "So get out!"
"Also here, I am." A raspy voice called from the back of the group.
"YODA?" Qui-Gon Jinn cried. "What are YOU doing here?" Several people turned to see the little green midget at the back of the room. He hobbled farther into the room, his little cane stick thing making that annoying tap tap tap sound with every step he took.
"Not know, I do. Randomly here, I am." Tap tap tap.
"Well, go away! You too, Mace! This is not the right place for you!"
"You can't make me leave! Haha!" Mace continued to laugh, hands on his hips(for no apparent reason) until a some small random Padawan pushed him out of a convenient window.
"We are here to cope with our long, hyphenated names that some idiot gave us! So leave! You especially, Yoda. Your name is FOUR LETTERS LONG. Yeah, that's SO hard to deal with!" Qui-Gon went on. Obi-Wan patted him on the shoulder and told him to sit down.
Yoda continued to tap his stick on the floor, trying to bring attention to his little green self. Eventually the room went quiet, and its occupants, eyes twitching, turned to look at him.
"Attention, I now have," he said, giggling insanely.
"Leaving, I am. To Panera, I am going!" He tap tap tapped his way out of the room, trying to run. But with legs that short, you can't really run, so it was more of a slow trot.
"Panera? I want to go to Panera! I'm hungry! Qui-Gon, I'm hungry!" Obi-Wan's voice became a whine.
"Then go." Qui-Gon said with a sigh, getting up from his chair.
Obi-Wan ran out after Yoda, and the rest of the group thundered out, Qui-Gon included.
They left one sole occupant in the room.
"Yousa all leavin'?"
Sooo... this is my insanity. I do so love my insanity...
Chapter 1 Stars...
Yoda as Yoda
Qui-Gon Jinn as Qui-Gon Jinn
Obi-Wan Kenobi as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Mace Windu as Mace Windu
Small Random Padawan as Small Random Padawan
And, last and certainly least, Jar Jar Binks as Jar Jar Binks, because no one else could be so annoying.