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Joined 09-03-03, id: 450040, Profile Updated: 11-06-16
Author has written 22 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and World War Z.

Been a few years since I updated this thing. 9th Feb 2014 if I'm reading the Americanised date correctly.

I'm gonna be honest, I write when I feel I"m getting dumbed down by the stupid people I'm surrounded by. Occassionally it's driven by when I read really horrid TF fanfiction and think "Damn, I can do better than that", so thusly I do.

I'm good and dyslexic, these are exercises in improving my grammar, spelling and syntax, trying to work my brain through the annoyances of tone and expression. Shiiiiiiiiit, you should see my stuff before I run the spell checker through it.

I'm well aware that many of my stories are languishing in development hell. Mostly I feel conflicted about returing to stories that I started when my style was different *coughcoughcrapcoughcough*.

I seriously want to edit MAD and that zombie Transformers thing I wrote years ago - BEFORE IT WAS POPULAR TO DO TF/ZOMBIEE CROSS OVERS THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

Heh.

Anyho, after a computer upgrade, buying Word for said computer, and getting frustrated at my lack of writing, I figured I'd start churning out some stuff again.

No, I didn't spell check this, and yes, I really need a new pair of glasses, I'm sure half my spelling quirks are due to my eyeballs not playing ball. Haaaaaaah.

A few points of interest for new comers to my work [hahaha, yeah right!]

I don't like writing sexy time stuff. I'll hint to it if I think it may be warrented.

I don't like slash all that much either, but I'll hint to it in terms of robo relationship, ie. the [in]famous Prowl/Jazz bond. That's about it.

I'm pretty socially stunted, so a lot of relationship stuff in my fiction isn't all that great.

I write adult stuff in terms of violence, language, and mature themes - religion, politics, existential waaa-waaaahs.

I'm not bothered by lack of views/reviews/good for yous, I write for me, but I appreciate any comments or critques.

I really only write Transformers stuff, set in the G1 universe, and that one World War Z thing.

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Bot Country by Retrolex reviews
An Autobot arrives on Earth. Luckily for him what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Smokescreen
These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 325,847 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Third Party, Fire, and Theft by Retrolex reviews
It's a good thing the Autobots don't pay Ratchet overtime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Ratchet - Complete
Fifty Dollar Data Plan by Retrolex reviews
Time to upgrade that data plan, Carly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Carly W.
A Human Friend by Fire Redhead reviews
Sequel to "A Pet Squishy". Set in AHM universe. As Earth falls and the human race is crushed beneath Decepticon rule, can Thundercracker and Lana's unique friendship endure?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,768 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Megatron - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Trapped by TSBP reviews
Frenzy is trapped in more ways than one when he's captured by the Autobots, and forced to make decisions he would rather avoid. Will he go back to the way things were? Or has he been given the opportunity for something entirely new? Mature themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 125,518 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Ironhide, Frenzy
Nine Months by sphinx01 reviews
Ratchet embarks on the adventure of his life when he becomes attending physician to a pregnant Carly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,171 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ratchet, Carly W. - Complete
After the Fall by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
After the Decepticons win, Soundwave finds that both Jazz-and-Prowl and humanity still have a thing or two to teach him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Soundwave, Jazz - Complete
Shoots and Ladders by Lnzy1 reviews
G1. Sometimes first impressions aren’t always the right ones, but around the Ark, one truth remains firm and everlasting: When in doubt, duck. Spike centric series of related one-shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,757 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Spike W.
The Sum of Our Parts by Meiza reviews
Human friends of the Autobots have been turning up missing or dead. Several months later, new Decepticons have been appearing with disturbingly familiar personalities... mild slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,566 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Raoul, Astoria
Crosses to Bear by Nightwind reviews
It's Swoop and a few other crazy Autobots vs. A Really Big Chunk of Rock, with Tracks's life hanging in the balance. Rating upped a bit due to Trailbreaker's gratuitous use of a certain expletive....
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Swoop, Hound
Hell's Alliance by T.L. Arens reviews
G1 AU It's 2190. Alpha Trion attempts to replace Rodimus Prime as Autobot leader. But the Matrix frustrates his machinations by bringing Optimus back from the dead.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Rodimus Prime, Optimus Prime
Humbug by Angry Archer reviews
G1 Christmas Oneshot: Dead End analyzes Christmas and it's traditions. Then he destroys them. /Anti-Christmas fic- you have been warned/
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Dead End, Thundercracker - Complete
Keeping Thyme by Minibot Love reviews
Humans really need to stop having words that sound so similar with completely different meanings. Fluffy drabble.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Fireflight, Spike W. - Complete
Love Bytes by Scottwave reviews
The price of winning a bet. Follow-up to "A One and a Two...," so it's best to read that first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Blaster, Carly W. - Complete
Take for a Spin by cheetana reviews
G1: Carly has a run-in with one of the most insane and hyperactively sadistic of the Decepticons on a cold Winter's day...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Carly W., Wildrider - Complete
What Immortal Hand? by CoraxOnyx reviews
G1 Sparkplug and Optimus Prime. A chance meeting in a dark place. Inspired by http://masterofall./art/Something-of-an-implication-132762947 Please look at the drawing, which is awesome. Constructive criticism always welcome.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sparkplug W.
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Ratchet, CMO by Dragonflyr reviews
With the construction of Autobot City complete, Ratchet must train the medical team that will be left behind on Earth, however this is easier said than done when Sideswipe keeps insisting on complicating things. A House-flavored look at life as a medic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Tanked by cyberwulf reviews
G1. Optimus Prime needs help. Only Sparkplug can give it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sparkplug W. - Complete
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Drinking Game by Beertree reviews
MariaShadow started this and I finished it. Can Prowl beat Sideswipe at a drinking game that seemingly defies logic?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
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The Skeleton Key
Amidst the turmoil of geo-political unrest on Earth, the Autobots find it a difficult path to navigate in order to investigate Decepticon shenanigans, and the growing concern that something dangerous lurks in the shadows. Meanwhile, Jazz investigates a shocking war crime, leading to a revelation that will rock the already fractured nations.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,851 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 10/26/2016 - Beachcomber, Jazz, Perceptor, Prowl
Do no harm reviews
The accounts of medical professionals. Doctors, nurses, allied health. Developments made from their observations during World War Z.
World War Z - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,450 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012
The Gift reviews
Four Autobots find themselves human. Two humans find themselves greiving. One Autobot finds themselves with a hideous choice. Warning, language and violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/10/2009
MAD reviews
Under the oppressive shadows of mushroom clouds, amongst the ruins of human civilisation Autobot and Decepticon alike struggle in the aftermath of a global thermo-nuclear war. Questions are asked, but are any prepared for the answers?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 203,238 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Chasing Kereru
Four Autobots. One foreign country. A few Decepticons. A bubbling pool of mud. And an endangered pigeon that poops like a horse. Shenanigans ensue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Jazz, Sunstreaker
Six point Three reviews
Six Autobots, three points each. Witnessing the human response to a natural disaster.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hoist, Hot Spot
Super Happy Gay Christmas Fun 'con Merry Fun Time reviews
Its Christmas. Several Decepticons experience the joys of this festive season. Shenanigans aplenty abound! Full title inside as FF wouldn't fit the whole thing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009
Īnsusurrō reviews
A few months after the horrors of the 2005 attack on Autobot City, the twins are dealing with things in their own way. But something sinister is afoot... Yay. Complete!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 122,832 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
IMHO reviews
Basically a series of discussions about who has it worse, Ratchet, or Erin, an RN. A few swears, plenty of sarcasm and hospital humour.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Ratchet
Socius reviews
Shattered Glass/Mirrorverse. Gettys' story continues onwards from Scelestus. He begins to find his place in the resistance and what that entails. Part two brings Rangimarie and Lewis into the fray. Not as graphic as previous works.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,654 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009
Target Acquired reviews
The Twins find themselves a new target.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009
The winter of our medic's discontent reviews
Ratchet. The twins. Is there anymore I really need to write? HAHAH! All done!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,340 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Scelestus reviews
Mirrorverse. The sequel to Libertus. This continues Paulie Gettys little adventure through the hell created by the Autobot Empire. Really not suitable for children and will become rather "unpleasant" in later chapters... more then usual.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,239 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Sentio reviews
My attempts at a Transformer Christmas story. I dont' write "ghey" stories, so don't expect Prime dressed as St. Nick or Wheelie wearing reindeer anters... *shudders* NO violence, beleieve it or not
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Lībertus reviews
Mirrorverse. The criminal from "Make Tracks", Paulie Getty finds himself free of one prision and smack back in the middle of an incarceration so much more horrendous and frightening. Aged or not, he can't rest, and won't be able to for a long time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Piringa reviews
Mirrorverse. The fourth story in Rangimarie's journey through the Autobot created hell. Not suitable for kiddies.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Puer reviews
Mirrorverse. A primary school teacher is caught in up the terror of the Autobot Empire's attack upon humanity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Taiwhanga pūtaiao reviews
Mirrorverse. The 3rd story in the "Rangimarie" saga. Rangimarie further continues her violently painful education as to the heinous nature of Autobots and their Empire.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Kite Koiwi
Mirrorverse. Continues on from Timata meinga hei ururua. Rangimarie wakes to the chilling reality of the burgeoning resistance and the real sadism of certain Autobot scientists.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,417 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Timata meinga hei ururua reviews
Mirroverse. An ex-pat of a completely different culture finds herself in the middle of the carnage unleased by the evil Autobot Empire on the USA. Not really suitable for kiddies.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Lacero reviews
I tear to pieces. A Transformers somewhat Resident Evil crossover. Delivers what it says. LONG. Lots of violence and stuff, BTW.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 96,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Prodo reviews
Usual summary crap: bad stuff happens, someone gets all upset and weepy, does stuff you wouldn't expect them too, more bad stuff happens, everyone's like why did that bad stuff happen?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006