I dont know how I got here, nor did I mean too, but I don't regret a thing after reading this.

I’m sorry, but what the fuck did I just read? I don’t even — what? Ok. From what I could tell, you did a good job on this. But the plot is effectively crack. I’m sorry, give me an hour to fully process what I just read.

I've needed to read this, now I can finally die good bye

Jesus is really cool.

Yep, this is totally what they asked for when they put a 'Bible' section here. Keep up the great work.

The citizen Kane of fan fiction

"Alas, I am slain," said the Nazi. Jesus kicked him in the face.

I felt that.

never read anything so ridicules

*snorting all the way through*

One of the most awesomest stories I've read in my entire life! I think, every true men needs to read this, at least once in their lives!

This fic was nothing short of awesome. Thank you.

I don't know how I lived my life before. this is the height of literature. My life is forever changed

This made me proud to be a god fearing Christian

I... have no words. No words to describe WTF I just read! I just wanna know one thing: you ever plan on making a sequel to this piece of awesome I just read?
It doesn't have to be Gurren Lagann man. You can just put Jesus in another universe and do something like this again. Think about it.
In the words of Jesus, I wish a blessed day in the name of God, Myself and the Holy Ghost.

The greatest work of fiction of our time.