Welcome to the joint account of deeplyshallow and crazybeagle.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

A joint account? Between two authors who have the entire Atlantic Ocean between them? You may ask yourself, "From where did this wacky idea originate?"

...Or not, because chances are, you don't really care that much!

But we're gonna tell you anyway.

So somewhere between insulting each other's nationality, summarizing an entire TV show in so much detail that the person on the recieving end of the explanation doesn't even need to watch the show to understand the fanfiction (cough-cough-Supernatural-cough), and endless nagging for story updates, very occasionally two fanfic authors, while talking, will come up with a creative idea that they both just have to write.

And what's with the admittedly stupid penname, you may ask? (Or again, probably not.) We're BeagleDee because we weren't creative enough to think of a better name, and we also thought it was cool if the name sounded like it could be something that Tweedle Dee might name his dog.

And the avatar? You know, the one that we've clearly drawn in paint because we have nothing better to do with our lives? No, it is not a giant multicoloured ant standing on a ball with squiggles on it. Nor is it evidence that Dee can't draw. No, it is a beautiful and accurate drawing of Marvin the Sexy Martian, the sexiest being in the universe. Oh you might laugh now, but when he becomes the next Edward Cullen you will wish you had snogged him while you had the chance.

How old are we? Well, we're all dark and mysterious-like, so we'll just say that if you add our ages, we're probably older than you.

Oh, and depending who's online, the country at the top of this profile may change. Suffice it to say that we both live in a space-time-continuum that exists somewhere between the United States, England, Australia, Narnia, Middle Earth, Pandora, and Oz. It's pretty freaking fantastic.

Enjoy our mostly spoofy stories, and don't at all be surprised if we shamelessly mock your fandom of choice. (Wicked and RENT fans in particular, beware.)