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Joined 07-22-03, id: 423026, Profile Updated: 04-29-10
Author has written 13 stories for Star Wars, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Right. I'm 28 years old, from Sweden, not blonde, not busty, not stupid. I live in a town called Uppsala, I study engineering, I spend my weekends out birding, I like to sleep in which does not go well with neither studies nor birding, I can't stand ignorant and stupid people who only see to their own short-term interests, I eat too much crisps (and still manage to stay thin! I rock.) and I suffer from a severe lack of bookshelves.

I'll write in any genre, although I have a small weakness for humor and darkness. Dark humor rocks. I have a tendency to kill off my OCs.

Stuff you won't find in my stories, so don't bother looking for it: Mary Sues, Star Wars slash, TF:s-as-humans, OC's as anything else than a background character (well, unless it's a small OC-centric vignette), non-con, twincest, gratuitous violence and torture. (I have written some TF slash though, but if that is not your cup of tea you can easily stay away from it. I always warn about it, so no worries.)

I do my very best to ensure that my work has no spelling errors or grammatical errors, usually reading through it at least thrice before publishing, but still, nobody's perfect and since English isn't my native I might miss something. If I do, please tell me so I can fix it and learn! I hate reading through something after it's been published for months and discover some silly mistake.

I love X-wings and their pilots. It can't be said enough. Bad-talk Wedge and I won't be responsible for your knee caps. (Biggs on the other hand is evil. He's got a moustasche. Everyone knows moustasches are evil.)

I think my SW interest can be summed up in that I've travelled to the US (Indianapolis of all places... my first and so far only time in the US. It was... interesting.) for a convention, to Italy for an exhibition and to visit Lago di Como (where they recorded parts of AotC), to Berlin to meet with fellow SW geeks, and me and my friends have long been planning to go to Finse, Norway, where they shot Hoth.

I love all things Sandman, fantasy, birds, history, photograpy, drawing, Terry Pratchett, 19th century poetry, Simpsons and a lot more that I'm too lazy to mention.

I once wrote a fic where the characters (Red Alert and Inferno) talked in nothing but snippets from Take That songs. That was weird. It will not be published here.

I find it somewhat ironic that the only surviving TF toy from my childhood is Dead End.

A small note about my stories.

Into the Fire - I'm well aware that people would like to see a continuation. So do I. I have NOT forgotten about the story, but I lost inspiration to write. I would love to finish it, and I have some ideas and some stuff written, but not enough to post. I really hope to finish it one day, but I can make no promises.

Ace of Spades - Same thing applies here. I do have more in my head, but I can't seem to get it written down. It can be read as a finished story if you want to, but I will not mark it as complete since I do intend to write more on it.

When Vanity Met Insanity by Hearts of Eternity reviews
While in Greece to stop the Decepticons, Sunstreaker stops to admire his reflection and ends up insulting the Greek god Narcissus. Cursed with irresistible beauty, Sunstreaker discovers that being irresistible isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,918 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sunstreaker
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Never Forget reviews
G1. It's not easy being Ratchet. He's bored, and on top of that it seems that his partner's forgotten about their anniversary. Slash, Prowl/Ratchet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Ratchet, Prowl - Complete
Ace of Spades reviews
G1. He's an enigma, a mystery that Tracks is determined to solve. Slash, Tracks/Smokescreen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Tracks, Smokescreen
Into the Fire reviews
G1. Prowl looses his senses - literally! - in an encounter with Thundercracker. What will the other Autobots do when they learn that said tactician can't use all his senses? Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,398 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008
Feigning reviews
G1. There had been a time of love and dreams. But this is reality, and the dreams are long gone. Slash, Mirage/Sideswipe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
The Art of Torturing a Seeker reviews
G1. Mirage and Sideswipe find a new way of torturing poor Skywarp. Bit slashy, but nothing graphic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Paperclip reviews
G1. Mirage gets to learn something new while talking to Blaster. Slightly slashy, Mirage/Sideswipe. Just a random silly idea, that somehow morphed into more. Complete!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,538 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
The Importance of Being Flawless reviews
G1. Raoul's got a problem, leading to Tracks learning something about humans and being grateful he's not one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Cassette Love reviews
G1. Ravage is sneaking into the Ark. Why? Spying on the Autobots? Nope, not this time. Total crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
In His Eyes reviews
During the Clone Wars, war comes to a distant planet. A small insight into the minds of two ordinary people caught up in a war they don't understand. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Anger, Fear reviews
Jedi Purge fic. A young Padawan learns an important lesson... but too late. Characters: OCs, Saesee Tiin, Darth Vader.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Darth Vader - Complete
From the Ashes reviews
Jedi Purge fic. A lone Jedi wanders the Temple, hearing the sounds of battle far away, pondering the fate of the Jedi.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Darth Vader - Complete
Tied Up reviews
G1. Jazz has a weird dream. Smut ensues. Total PWP. Slash. Jazz/Bluestreak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
A Capital Journey reviews
Versé's thoughts as she's on her way to Coruscant aboard the senatorial Naboo Cruiser we see in the beginning of AotC.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Complete