INCOMING MESSAGE ...

Do NOT write Evil!Boromir badfic, or I will hunt you down and hurt you.

... MESSAGE ENDS

I think that says it all, really. /grins/

Some of you may know me from here, SoA, the PPC or scribeoz as 'Boz4PM', but I am also 'Nenya' on ezboard (TWC, MV, BIA) so if you are reading TAD or TADers: it's also me! /grins/

It all began with TAD on BiA (Brothers In Arms) - that's where the fanfic bug was caught, and also where I cut my writing teeth. TAD has since spawned a sequel and two comedy story threads, and is still going strong. It's my writing home, in a way.

Below are the direct links to the stories and silliness. What all started as a joke based around the fact that Elrond and Agent Smith (in 'The Matrix') are both played by Hugo Weaving turned into a thread of very silly silliness on TWC ('The White Council'). The details and characters began to become more coherent, even within the utterly AU concept, and so BIA was set up so that the serious storyline of TAD could begin. This has now grown into a huge co-writing project lasting a little under two years now.

TAD: The fourth kinslaying... with guns
An unknown Noldo has taken over in Rivendell, and brought hundreds of warrior elves with him from Valinor. Who is he? Is he really here for innocent purposes as most of Middle-earth seems to think? Can the small group of rebels make their stand against him?
Much angst and utter AU-ness abound.

TADers: The Spoof-turned-sequel.
It's 2004 and four flatmates in Toronto are about to find their lives will never be the same again. The CIA are after them, they are changing, and some foul-mouthed mad woman has moved in downstairs. What the hell is going on? And why does said mad woman have tall, lanky, pointy-eared friends? - Just when you thought it was safe: they're all back, and with new friends this time, too.
Angst, romance, comedy, drunkness and much swearing. It's like the Bourne series meets Bagenders. Only worse. :P

TADers Historical Vignettes
Find out what they were all up to in the intervening 6,000 years. Who was Robin Hood? Who told Napolean to invade Russia? What was Roswell really all about? Answers to these and more...

If ever a chapter I post isn't showing up (or crashes - as it is wont to do on occasion), you can always read both Don't Panic and Okay, NOW Panic at Stories of Arda and Open Scrolls Archive.

The best way to contact me if you want answers to queries is either to leave a message here on my forum here (link is provided above) or else to track me down on my LJ. Since Ezboard is slowly transferring over to Yuku, you can now also find me on there via my Yuku profile. :)