There i times i need to tell myself to get of my fat(BLEEP) and type.
Sorry about that blackscarlet.
This is a fanfiction deal with it.
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Chapter 2
Matsumoto entered the locker room, where a bunch of grade school girls immediately turned to glare at her like hawks, but seeing that she was a female, they resumed changing. Matsumoto literally bounced to where she was sure the box had fallen, true to her guess it was in a shower stall. Taking it and tearing it open Matsumoto read, "solve the riddle and retrieve your next clue, standing in three straight lines, it stays the same no matter what you do, flip it up, flip it down, loom upside down and it still looks the same, be sure to pick the right answer for your guess, or else it will end up in a mess."
Matsumoto immediately groaned, "I hate riddles."
Sakura and Ino entered the large box to see Inoue standing beside the car that had somehow remained undamaged, besides the huge hole in the wall.
"Inoue, big trouble!" Matsumoto yelled running for the door marked girls locker room, she was waving a yellow envelope, immediately Sakura ran towards the girl's locker room.
"This place," Tsunade said looking around with a shudder, "reminds me of…"
BAM! Tsunade turned to see a car speeding past her missing her by inches. A blue haired man immediately leaped out followed by a silver haired man.
"Crap, I guess we got to look for the clue first," Tsuande looked for Jiraiya who was chatting happily with a group of female teachers. Jiraiya suddenly felt a chill behind him, he turned, BAM! Jiraiya felt himself flying into the air, only to land in a place filled with books on the second floor, Jiraiya groaned plucking a book which was covering his face, he immediately turned happy when he saw the cover, "hey Icha Icha, I'm famous in this world too!"
Inoue read the clue over and over, she frowned for a while, then she suddenly smiled, "I got it!"
"What is it?" Matsumoto asked.
Sakura and Ino looked at them at the same time; they also had difficulty with the clue. "How about we form an alliance?" Inoue asked with a smile. "Inoue!" Matsumoto asked, "Are you sure?"
Inoue nodded, suddenly there came a sound of car tires screeching, "it's the other teams!" Sakura said, "We better hurry."
Inoue nodded, "deal, lets get out of here first."
The two girl teams ran, "so what's the answer?" Matsumoto asked.
Inoue smiled, "isn't it easy, its numbers."
Sakura suddenly remember the school map, there is a room whose numbers stayed the same, it's…"
Room no 111"Congratulations!" a girl wearing a brown costume smiled at the four of them. They breathe a sigh of relief.
"Um," Inoue asked, "just out of curiosity, what is the mess?"
The girl looked sheepish, "oh that?" she looked embarrassed, "you see we recently had this dance party and had lots of leftover cream pies, so we decided to recycle by making the penalty for guessing the wrong room, the student throwing a pie in your face."
Orihime and Sakura's team open their clues at the same time, "Drive to Disneyland on 1313 South Harbor Boulevard in Anaheim. Take its famous Death Drop roller coaster (you may chose to edit the name) and spot a pink haired man. Meet this man to receive your next clue."
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"Teams are supposed to head to this loaction Disneyland in Anaheim , there they meant to ride the rollercoaster called Death drop, and find this man with the pink hair, Szayel Aporro Grantz."
Szayel smiled at the screen, "Do you want me to eat you punk?"
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"Let's go," Orihime said, the rest of her alliance nodded in agreement.
"Inoue san?" Sakura asked a confused look on her face.
"What is it Sakura chan?"
"What is Disneyland ?"
Hidan/Grimmijaw
Hidan was pissed, he knew he was the slowest in Akatsuki but this was ridiculous, "why are ALL of you (BLEEP)s throwing pies at me, and not (BLEEP) name which is too long to say?"
The student immediately shrieked, "Look guys they're not carrying a clue, wrong target! Wrong target!" a boy with short hair and glasses yelled. The barrage immediately stopped.
"I'm looking for the (BLEEP) clue!" Hidan yelled ready to sacrifice them all to Jashin, yanking a pie out of his beloved hair, he resolved to have at least to showers to get rid of any excess cream. Grimmjaw was faring slightly better since he knew the hollow version of flash steps. Both of them were cracking their knuckles when there suddenly came a yell, "I found it!"
Looking at each other, Grimmjaw groaned, "its either we kill these (BLEEP) first and go back to this stupid race, or we'll just go for the (BLEEP) clue and forget about it."
As the two men disappeared out of the classroom, one of the students looked at his friends and spoke, "you know for cosplayers, they're really good."
Tsunade was shown the way by a sign put up by the organisers, to prevent foul play, they made an extra rule for competitors not to play with the mailbox.
"Hmm?" Jiaiya asked, "A riddle? Do you know it Tsunade hime?"
"….Let me think," Tsunade frowned.
"Tsunade!" Orihime waved running past them, "its in room 111!"
"Aright!"" Tsunade said, "I owe you one!"
"This…is supposed to be a race….," Ino said weakly as they headed to their respective cars.
Sasori/Deidara
Matsumoto couldn't refuse some sabotage as she saw the next two-man team, "the clue's in there," she pointed to the sign pointing to the female locker room, which was covered by a male sign. Deidara's eyes narrowed but didn't comment, "wait here danna," Deidara said opening the door and entering the room, Matsumoto waited for the outcry that didn't came, a few seconds later, Deidara came out with a please smile on his face, "peace of cake hmm."
"I don't believe it," Matsumoto said running to rejoin her teamate as the two men read the clue, "How did you do it? I didn't see you use any ninja arts."
"Keep guessing," Deidara said for once thankful that no one can tell gender underneath an Akatsuki cloak.
Zaraki was one of the strongest fighters in soul society, he can defeat Menos Grandz with ease, fight without a release with captains, and be complelely uber, but the one thing he cannot deal was middle school girls with broomsticks. "Pervert!" BANG! WHAM!
Zaraki got hit by a bucket "ow, damn that hurt!" that some enterprising girl had decided to throw at him, he quickly ran in, looked for the damn clue box and ran out. Noitora was relieved that he wasn't the one in there when Zaraki came out, "you have a mop on your head," Noitora said pointing out, careful not to mess with the man right now. Zaraki didn't reply, just pulled of the mop that somehow got stuck in his gravity defying hair, and handed the envelope to Noitoa, "read you bastard."
Noitora did. "Oh (BLEEP)," Zaraki glared at Noitora, "what the hell?"
"It a riddle," Noitora hissed extremely pissed.
One happened next, was extremely censored and had a lot of violence, but let's just say, the gym had a few craters and blood in it.
"No people were harmed in the making of this show."
"My kitty!" cried a woman.
"Its in room 111!" everyone was able to hear Orihime's announcement. Noitora grinned, "This better no be a trick."
Zaraki started moving, "wrong way shinigami!" Noitora yelled.
Orochimaru/Kabuto
Orochimaru was doing fine until, his henge was dispelled by a trap set by one of the first shinobi teams (guess who?).
"PERVERT!!!!" one girl squealed and Orochimaru immediately got pepper spray on him. Other girls immediately started to surround.
"Kabuto!" Orochimaru yelled for his subordinate, who had used the distraction to get the clue.
"Sorry, Orochimaru sama," Kabuto said solemnly and did a rest-in-peace sign and ran like hell. Orochimaru did a few hand seals and disappeared as well, but not before one girl hit him in the "#$$&$&!"
Ulquiorra/Sasuke
Ulquiorra entered the locker room with ease, followed by Sasuke. There was a stunned silence. "Get the clue and get out of hell fast!" Sasuke warned the 4th espada. Ulquiorra did as he was told snatching the clue, "I don't understand though," The espada asked curious, "what is so dangerous about these group of humans?"
"Kyaaa!" came a squeal, the sound was followed by another and another. It was then Ulquiorra saw a picture of yaoi, "SUPPORT SASUNARU!" it screamed.
Sasuke immediately bolted, "fangirls."
Ulquiorra decided to follow Sasuke and ran like hell, when he had saw a poster of him too, "ULGRIMM!"
"….Sonio (hollow version of flash step)," Ulquiorra vanished from sight following Sasuke.
Shikamaru sighed, both he and stark were standing in front of the girls's locker room, "Troublesome," Shikamaru yawned. Stark sighed, "I guess let's get this over with." Shikamaru ask a of group female students who were passing by, to help him retrieve the clue. Luckily they readily agreed after asking whenever she could take pictures of such great cosplays.
"Funny," Stark yawned, as Shikamaru read the clue, "You would think that we're famous."
"Let's get this over with," Shikamaru yawned, and brushing past Stark, 'we're being followed,' Shikamaru whispered.
'Let them,' Stark replied softly, 'mustn't stand out after all.'
"Damn," cursed Hidan.
"Who cares lets get the clue and follow them," Grimmjaw replied running into the room. BAM! CRASH! WHAMP! "Ahhhh its Grimmjaw!!!!"
"Wow looks like Grimmjaw, he even has that mask stuck on his face!"
After a number of curses and yelling Grimmjaw backed out of the room holding the clue in one hand and finger marks all over his clean clothes. "I don't know why but we're famous!" Grimmjaw yelled shaking his foot to dislodge one fangirl clinging to his foot.
Hidan sneered, "Whatever, just follow the lazies before we lose them."
Tobi /Sosuke"Looks like we're last," Tobi said seeing several similar cars drive away.
Aizen smiled, "let's hurry up and finish with this task shall we?"
"Agreed."
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Zaraki read the clue, "So we're supposed to go to some fantasyland and ride whatever this is to spot some pink haired fag?"
Noitora immediately snatched the clue, read it and started to laugh, "wahahaha I wonder how the hell was he dragged into this?"
"Danna?" Deidara asked as they sat in the car.
"What brat?" Sasori said irritated, he needed to see that they were on the right course and the brat keep interrupting him.
"What is a Szayel?"
"Like I know," Sasori replied continuing to read his map.
Grimmjaw was happy he was grinning from ear to ear, even his good mood cannot be dampen by Hidan's complaining. "What are you so happy about (BLEEP)?" Hidan asked scowling.
"You'll see," Grimmijaw grinned.
"Kabuto," Orochimaru said looking at his map.
"Orochimaru sama?" Kabuto asked.
"Is it really possible to dye your hair pink?"
Kabuto blanched, "I wouldn't advise it Orochimaru sama."
Sosuke smiled as he read the clue to go to Disneyland , "well well, poor Szayel, he should have dyed it when I asked him to."
Tobi deactivated his sharingan from the young schoolgirl, he spoke, "do take note that no one is suppose to know our really identities."
"I know that," Sosuke said smiling.
"Stop that fake smile," Tobi snapped as they both head out of the school through the hole cause by Orihime's team.
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"All eleven teams are now headed towards Disneyland , where they were supposed to ride the Death Drop and spot a pink haired man, that man Szayel Aporro Grantz will give them their next clue."
"Stop talking about my hair!" Szayel screamed.
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"We're lost!" Sakura said looking anxiously for the sign on the map that says Disneyland .
"Ask for directions," Ino suggested.
"Drive, turn here," Sakura motioned with her hand, "we'll ask people at that rest stop over there."
A man was on his way home from work when a black car stopped right beside him. The front window scrolled down, a blue haired man stuck his head out, "hey you, yeah you the guy in the suit."
"Who me?" the man asked pointing at him.
"Yeah," Grimmmjaw took a deep breath, "you know how to go to Disneyland ."
The man laughed, "wahahah people like you want to go to Disneyland ??!"
However he immediately stopped laughing when he was confronted by a kunai to his throat. "You better thank all your heathen gods that I don't have my scythe with me you (BLEEP)."
Grimmjaw grinned, "perfect, he'll lead us right there."
"Ex-excuse me?" The man paled.
Hidan smirked, "today's your lucky day pops, I'm letting you go of alive," pressing the blade closers to the man throat, "now if you would so kind to lead us there, properly. If you fail to do so…" Hidan whispered his breath in the man's ear, "I'll kill you."
The man managed to stammer out, "alright…"
"Good boy," Hidan smirked dragging the man into the car.
Konan/ Halibel
"….."
"….."
"Do you know where we're going?" Konan asked.
"You're supposed to show me madam," the driver said weakly.
"….I'll search for other teams," Konan said opening a window, immediately she shattered into the wind as paper butterflies.
"Holy (BLEEP)," the driver cursed.
Halibel immediately raised a dagger to the man's throat, "haven't you have the decency to hold your language in front of a lady?" Halibel replied coldly.
"Um...no madam," the driver gulped, "it won't happened again…madam, I mean yes madam."
"There is an all woman's team with large asserts at the leftmost lane 2 miles ahead of us," Konan said returning back into her normal form.
"Must be pet sama's team," Halibel said sitting back down and retracting her blade.
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DisneylandBy some unholy luck and skill, Tsunade and Jiraiya were the first to arrive. Jiraiya drooled when he saw a particular ride that required the passengers to rise up slowly and then fall rapidly. "This is great material," Jiriaya said reaching out to take his notebook out, "I can even see their panties."
WHAM! Tsunade simply replied by giving him a big bump on the head, Jiriaya looked mournfully at Tsunade, "if both of us don't need to take the ride together I will sent you to kingdom come," Tsunade threatened.
"Aww…" Jiraiya sighed, why can't he travel with a pervert instead of her?
"Yosh," Tsuande announced looking at the map of Disneyland she had brought, "that is the ride."
Jiraiya looked uncommonly happy, "yes! At last god has answered my prayers!"
Tsuande wondered what he was talking about until she saw one section of the coaster that she didn't like, the loop the loop.
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to be continued.