Well, hello everyone. So this is the part where I tell you all something about myself. Right. Okay, here goes. As you can see, my nickname is Punky Penguin. Oh, and my real name...you don't need to know =) It's irrelevant.

For those interested, I also have a different story posted. Please, feel free to download it here: http:///2l595T

Age: I'm currently 23 years young; my birthday is on 14th of July

Location: Holland
Yes, I am Dutch. The country where people walk around on wooden shoes, live in wind mills, eat loads of cheese, and smoke weed every single day. According to the prejudices, anyway.

Even though my native language isn't English, I do get incredibly annoyed by people who write without proper use of grammar and/or spelling. That's why I try my best to write my stories without grammatical or spelling errors. But, every now and then, some mistakes may remain unnoticed by me. So please, if you find any grammatical or spelling errors in my stories, let me know and I'll change them as soon as I can =)

Gender: I do not have the specific organ that would make me male. Therefore, I'm a girl.

Orientation: Bi-sexual. And I don't care what other people think of it. Only a handful of people know about this though.

About me:
Appearance:Brown hair and dark brown eyes. My hair just falls on my shoulders, so it's pretty short, and I have a fringe that covers my left eye, and I have a lip piercing. I'm only 1.60 meters tall, but I've learned to live with that. I've got curves at the right places, but I'm neither chubby nor muscular. I live in a very boring city in the Netherlands, and I can't wait to get a place of my own, preferably in Florida so I can live with my boyfriend

Personality: In real life, I'm a very shy and quiet person, and I don't socialise well with people I don't or hardly know. Therefore I only have a few good friends. Once you get to know me though, I'm actually a really nice girl. I care a lot about the people close to me. It just takes a little time for others to climb the walls I have put around myself. I am full of contradictions sometimes. For instance; I hate waiting, yet I get annoyed when people are late or when I am late. I have a very good memory, specially when it comes to faces, names, or little facts. Yet I constantly forget about the small things I was supposed to do, like cutting your nails or something.
I care about the details more than about the big picture. Also, I can have a bit of a twisted sense of humour sometimes, and most of the time others don't understand that. Sometimes I can be really clumbsy; dropping things, walking into doors and/or walls, ect. Another thing, is that I am too lazy for my own good. Honestly, it has gotten me into trouble so many times already.
Even though I'm a very friendly person, I do have a bit of a short temper sometimes. Usually I keep it to myself, but every now and then it just bursts. And you don't want to be around when that happens. I also don't like arguing with people, and I try to stay away from arguments as much as I can. But when I find something 'worthy' to argue about, I can be really fierce about it.

Music: The music I listen to is mostly rock and punk-rock. I love bands like Green Day, Blink182, Sonata Arctica, AFI, ect. But also piano music is something that I really love.
I absolutely loathe hiphop and R&B. I can't stand it. When people in busses and trains have that on their mp3 player and are playing it so that everyone can hear it, I have to resist the urge to take the mp3 player and throw it out of a window or smash it. Honestly, it's the only thing that can get on my nerves like that. Grr.

If you like to know more, than just ask me =) And yes, I have a Facebook account. So if you would like to add me as a friend, just send me a PM with you name or e-mail in it, and I'll add you. You can always ask me for my e-mail or name too, of course =)

Likes: A lot of things, really. Where do I start? First of all, I like reading and writing. Otherwise I wouldn't be on this site, now would I? But apart from that I like:
Singing, when no one is around to hear me // My boyfriend. I love him so damn much // Drawing // Going to concerts // Naruto // Sleeping - it's one of my favourite hobbies ever // Watching movies // Being lazy // Hanging out with my friends // Playing cards, pool and poker // Penguins - most amazing animal ever! // Foxes // Cats // Fruit // Cooking // Death Note // Fairy Tail // Blood // Nice weather

Dislikes: Getting up early // Mornings - I'm a night owl, honestly // Waiting - I can be really impatient // Studying // Working ... for some odd reason // Rain // People who don't know when to shut up // Heated arguments // Incorrect use of grammar and words // Musquitos // Wasps // Practically everything that has more than four legs // Cheese - even though I'm Dutch, I can't stand cheese. It's disgusting // Fish - as food. shivers ... // Pretty much all sauces, apart from garlic sauce - I'm weird; I know // Hiphop and r&b // Hypocritical people // Racism // Homophobia // People who don't seem to care that they are destroying our planet by driving around in their big cars // People who think everything is about money, and can't stop wanting more, and more, and more // Capitalism

I don't actually consider myself an 'all' yaoi fan. In fact, there are only a few pairings that I absolutely love;

SasuNaru/NaruSasu: For obvious reasons. They are simply made for each other. Really, they only fight so much because they are scared of their feelings for each other. And come on; they really sound like an old couple sometimes haha

ItaSasu: Just to be clear; I don't support incest. But I do believe that you can't help who you fall in love with. Even if that is your brother, in this case. And let's be honest; the whole idea of Itachi and Sasuke together is really hot. They're both incredibly good looking, and they know it!

SasoDei/DeiSaso: This was actually the first Naruto yaoi pairing that I ever read. Currently I'm more hooked on the above mentioned pairings, but I still do appriciate Sasori and Deidara together. I don't read it as much as I used to, though. But they're cute

Alright, so here are the stories I'm working on so far. The titles may change, since the title is usually the last thing that I decide upon.

A Time For Every Purpose: Pairing: SasuNaru/NaruSasu/ItaNaruSasu; POV: Naruto, third person; Length: 5-7 chapters; Preview: Naruto's life sucked, although he wouldn't say that out loud. The man he sleeps with is possessive and abusive and he wants nothing more than to leave. When he surprisingly meets two old friends, maybe he has finally found a way to escape from the life he's leading now.

To Serve and Protect: Pairing: NaruSasu; POV: Third person; Length: Undecided; Preview: Sasuke gets taken hostage during a robbery of a jewelry. Naruto, the cop does everything within his power to make sure that this young man doesn't get hurt. How will this hostage end?

Threshold of Pain: Pairing: NaruSasu; POV: Naruto; Length: One-shot; Preview: Sequel to 'Toys in the Basement'. Naruto gets Sasuke's ass this time. Now all he has to decide upon, is what toys he will use to punish Sasuke for all the pleasurable pain he has put Naruto through. Let's see how much 'pain' Sasuke can take.

New Regime: Pairing: SasuNaru; POV: Third person; Length: One- or two-shot; Preview: A rainy afternoon, a crowded metro, an accidental kiss, mixed emotions and the way back home. Can these things combined lead to another depth in Sasuke's and Naruto's rivallary friendship?

Christmas On The Road: Pairing: NaruSasu; POV: Sasuke; Length: One-shot; Preview: Sasuke always hated Christmas. And now, it has gotten even worse. On his way to his parents, his car broke down in the middle of nowhere. All he can do now is wait and hope for someone to pick him up. But what he didn't account for, was that the person picking him up would be his former best friend Naruto. And he is no longer the annoying boy from high school. In fact, he's turned out to be perfect!

Are you a Seme or an Uke?

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

Find out yourself at http://

I belong to Shade (Arashi-no-Shadow). She is my one and only seme

One of my friends is currently looking for a Uke. She is a Chibi Seme, and preferably wants a Badass Uke. She is funny, kind, talkative, and very perverted every now and then. So if you are a Badass Uke and interested in her, visit her profile: supercyco214. Or you can send me a PM and I will contact her for you =D