Title: Sasuke's Password
Summary: If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? (SasuNaru) Oneshot.
Pairing: SasuNaru. :D
- Welcome to ANBU Elite Online Forum! -
Sasuke blinked at the heading on top of the page.
Earlier this morning on the daily meeting of the ANBU squad leaders with the Hokage, Tsunade has advised everyone to create an account on the newly constructed ANBU Online Forum. It was specifically created for the most elite shinobi in Konoha.
"Oi teme, whacha doing?" Drops of cold water hit Sasuke as Naruto, who had just taken a shower, sat down beside him. Naruto was toweling his gorgeous blonde hair, oblivious to Sasuke's discomfort.
Sasuke muttered, "Why don't you dry your hair in the bathroom?" He continued filling in more information about himself on the registration page. On the residence field, he typed in the address of the house which the dobe and himself shared. "Registering in the ANBU site. Have you done this already?"
"Ah, I already filled that up." Naruto finished drying his hair and hung the slightly damp towel on his shoulder. "If you have forgotten, that was what I was doing before you came in and ravished me."
"Oh yeah." Sasuke smirked. It always turned him on every time he caught Naruto off-guard and having his way with him on the nearest convenient place. Being Kakashi's kohai, the sensei's perversion was definitely rubbing off on him.
Sasuke brought his attention back to the form which was now on the part where the username and password were entered. Sasuke thought for a moment, then typed in his desired username: a very creative uchihaSasuke.
He was about to enter his password when he noticed Naruto staring at the monitor and at the keyboard. "Dobe, I'm typing my password, it's courtesy to look away."
"Why? It's only me." Naruto replied innocently.
"Fine." Just to tease Naruto, Sasuke typed in 'P-E-N-I-S'.
That's right. Sasuke was feeling very manly at that moment. Plus, he wanted to remind the loud blonde beside him of what they just did a few hours before.
After confirming Sasuke's password, he clicked on the 'Submit Registration' button.
A few seconds later, Naruto fell off his chair and thought that he was going die for laughing so hard.
Apparently, an error message appeared: "Password not long enough."
An angry vein appeared on Sasuke's forehead. Tonight, he swore to drill into Naruto's head that Sasuke's 'password' was surely long enough.
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AN: Got the idea from another text message which I received while I was on a train on the way home. God, it was difficult trying to hold back laughter. XD