He is my master

He's my master!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Evening was gradually approaching and all the streets were quiet with an exceptional pattering from the rain. A teenage boy with blonde hair and sparkling azure eyes was walking around with small red bag on his back. He had been walking along a cream coloured concrete wall for ages. It had started to rain a while back and the blonde was soaked from head to toe. He finally came to a huge metal gate and stopped.

"Wahh… sugoi!" The garden was huge with many bushes with many flowers. In between the many shrubs there was a huge white mansion. "Heh… that'll never be me." The blonde stared walking away when he came across a notice on the wall.

'Urgent recruiting. Recruiting live-in housekeepers.'

"Live-in, huh? Just what I need..." the blonde said to himself. He slowly opened the metal gate, letting himself through before closing it with a clang. He followed the pathway through the garden, looking around occasionally. He soon came to a pond full of Koi. He peered into the pond, to get a closer look. His foot on the rock slipped, causing him to fall into the pond with a splash.

"Gah!" Blondie shouted. The boy struggled to get out of pond, spluttering and coughing from the amount of water and mini fishes he gobbled up accidentally. "Kami-sama! It's cold!"

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From inside of the house, a black silhouette of a boy was watching the scene outside.

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Blondie quickly headed to shelter, which happened to the entrance to the house. He stripped off his shirt and pants and hurriedly finding a pair of spare clothing leaving him only in his boxers. Just then, the door opened revealing a pale boy, with black hair which was spiked at the back in a shape of a duck ass. The pale boy's raven eyes stared at the site before him with a light blush.

"Eh… PERVERT!" the blonde yelled, swinging his bag at the raven which hit his face. As the raven flew into a tree, the blonde got dressed as quickly as he can.

"Ouch. Why am I a pervert? Wait! This is my house!" The raven said to himself, he then turned towards the blonde. "It was you who stripped for your convenience!"

"B-but you were enjoying it!" the blonde yelled, with his arms were crossed on his chest. The raven before him stuttered, trying to come up with an excuse, but found none decided to stay quiet. "E-excuse me, I came after seeing the notice at the front gate. Are you still recruiting housekeepers? Where's the master here?" The blonde uncrossed his arms and sighed. Being polite was the first step to getting a job.

-He is my master-

"I live with my brother." The raven said, monotonously. The raven was leading the blonde, who was behind him, down a corridor while the raven explained his life, which wasn't much. "My parents were killed not long ago in a car accident. My brother's normally doing something retarded so I take care of myself. Besides, this house is too big so I wanted someone to stay here. That's why I thought of recruiting housekeepers."

"Erm… Sorry for hitting you all of a sudden. My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I'm 16 years old."

"I'm Uchiha Sasuke. You should have a bath before we have a proper talk, since you stink," the raven smirked, proud of his insult.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" Naruto yelled. How dare that Uchiha-teme insult me! The raven just continued to smirk and opened the door.

"The bathroom is the pride of this house. A natural hot spring with water drawn from 5 kilometres underground. That's why you can go in anytime. Well then, I'll be waiting for you in the living room."

"Arigatou!" Naruto started to take of his clothes and put them in the laundry basket.

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From outside of the bathroom, Uchiha Sasuke grinned wickedly before walking away.

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"What the fuck is this?" Naruto yelled. Yeah, it's kind of plain. "Damn conscience!" he cursed. Naruto was dressed in an ordinary maid's uniform which was a Prussian green long sleeved dress which went all the way down to your ankles, along with a white apron on top. "I haven't even decided to work at this house!" Naruto yelled while glaring at the note Sasuke had left.

'Come to the living room after putting on these clothes. Uchiha Sasuke.'

"That bastard acts like he owns the place!"

Even after saying that, didn't you still put it on?

"It's not my fault! There is nothing to wear, stupid conscience." Naruto yelled, to himself. He stormed out of the room, wandering in the corridors. "Where is the living room, damnit!?"

I don't know.

"Shut up, you!" Naruto finally found the living room, after wandering the many corridors in the mansion. Sasuke was sitting on the sofa, facing away from the doorway which Naruto was standing at. "Oi, teme!" Sasuke turned his head to look at who had called him.

"Hmm… that's the only uniform I have right now, but it's not bad. I might just keep it." Sasuke pondered.

"What do you mean 'not bad'? Don't make me wear this, just 'cause you're a sick pervert!" Naruto yelled with fury.

"You were the one who put them on, right?" the raven smirked.

"Because all my clothes are wet, teme!" the blonde exclaimed. You could see the smoke coming out of his ears from how pissed he was.

"It's natural for maids to wear maids' clothes." the Uchiha explained casually. "So what are you complaining about?"

"I'm not a fucking girl, teme!" Naruto yelled. "But… I guess it's kind of plain. Argh! I'm not meant to encourage you!" Naruto continued yelling to himself. "Change the uniform! I told you I'm not a fucking girl!"

"Yeah, I'll change it to something better…" Sasuke laughed, evilly, as an evil aura of some kind filled the room.

"Uchiha-teme's kind of weird…" Naruto said to himself, scratching his head and laughed sheepishly at the thought. The blonde gave a loud yawn signalling that he was tired and slowly walked out of the room as if in a trance.

"Oi! Dobe, where'd you think you were going!" the raven shouted and trailed after the little blonde who was slumped over like a hunch back and walking down the corridor. Since the idiot was ignoring the raven he grabbed hold of his wrist to cease the walking and picked up Naruto bridle style.

"Ah… what are you doing?" Naruto asked, followed with another yawn, not at the least annoyed that he was treated like a girl. "Relax, I'm not going to molest you in your sleep. You can rest in my room tonight okay?" Sasuke re-adjusted Naruto so it was more comfortable for both of them with Naruto resting against the raven's chest.

"Mmm…" Naruto mumbled, his words muffled by Sasuke's shirt. "Hmm? You say something Naru-chan?"

"I said…" Naruto yawned once again. "Arigatou, master." Naruto closed his eyes and dozed into a light sleep. The Uchiha gave a small smile and walked to his room, trying his best not to disturb the blonde.

When the raven reached his destination, he shifted the blond so that his right hand was free to open the door. Behind it was a room, with a dark blue king-sized bed with silk sheets. The bedroom itself was really dull… like Uchiha Sasuke was.

"Oi! I'm not dull!" the Uchiha yelled up to the ceiling, like the stupid, perverted and retarded person he was. "I'm not stupid or retarded or perverted! Okay, so maybe I'm perverted but I'm not stupid or retarded!" the Uchiha continued to shout up at the ceiling like an escaped mental patient.

"…Mmm! Sasuke-teme… what are you yelling about?" Our little Naru-chan rubbed the sleep away from his eyes and looked over at the yelling Uchiha. "The crazy author is calling me names." Sasuke whined and the author rolled his eyes. Naruto snuggled up in the blankets and closed his eyes. The raven sat down on the side of the bed after tucking in the blonde, brushing away the bangs that covered Naruto's face.

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After our little Naru-chan fell asleep the raven-haired idiot went to a room filled with books and stacks of papers. Here our retarded raven was busy laughing like an evil scientist. Amongst the pile of papers were the sketches of the new maid's and female school uniform. Would that be why he was laughing?


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