Disclaimer: :( I want Naru-chan.
A/N: Oh my GOD, I am SOOO sorry I didn't update sooner! I skipped year 9, right, and year 10 has been really stressful for me, so I haven't had time to update! But here it is! Finally!
Warning: Yaoi/Shonen Ai, Smut, Cussing, Slight OOCness
READ THIS BEFORE YOU READ FURTHER!
Okay, you see, I live in Australia where it is summer over the Christmas/New Years break, so it would feel weird for me to write this fic so that it is set in winter, therefore, this fic is set in summer.
"Why do you care all of a sudden, teme?" Naruto perked his eyebrow up at the raven.
"Because we all just got this 'confession' from your aunt about you being gay-"
"And that you have a huge-"
Naruto slammed his hand over Sai's mouth. Everyone seemed surprised by the blonde's sudden movement.
Well that was certainly different, thought the elder Uchiha who was watching the group from a table near the house. Usually Naru-chan is very slow with his reflexes. Whatever is going on must be good. I'd better go find out.
As Itachi got closer he could hear the blonde's voice. His voice was deep and he was speaking in quite a serious tone. Also very different. What has my otouto done now?
"Stop asking questions! Urgh, I'm not going to answer you here," Naruto thought for a minute before turning around and walking towards the house, signalling for them to follow. They did. And so did Itachi.
This is getting very interesting.
Why me?
Chapter 2: Prove It
The group trailed behind the blonde through the house. Honestly, why does this house have to be so big, thought Kiba.
Naruto lead them into a bedroom, though it wasn't like the one Kiba and Naruto had been in earlier; this one was much bigger. There was a huge bed in the centre of the room with bright orange covers and you could see two doors off to the side of the room; one was a walk-in-closet and the other was an ensuite bathroom. There were also two large black sofas and a television just across the other side of the room from them.
"Um, Naru-chan, is this your bedroom for when you stay over here?"
The blonde nodded.
"Sit." Naruto ordered, standing in front of the television, pointing to the sofas. Everyone raised their eyebrows at this and obediently sat down. The blonde looked down at their faces glancing over each one. Sasuke, Neji, Gaara, Sai, Kiba, Itachi… wait! Itachi?!
Naruto jumped up and pointed at the elder Uchiha, screaming, "What the hell?! Itachi?!"
All heads turned to the end of the couch where Itachi was sitting. Sasuke glared. Itachi just sat there with an innocent look plastered on his face.
"Why Naru-chan, I'm hurt to think that you wouldn't want me here."
Sasuke scoffed. Naruto grumbled at the name, trying not to scream at the Uchiha.
"Why the hell are you here, aniki?" Sasuke asked calmly, though there was a hint of poison in his voice.
"I saw Naru-chan being serious. It looked like he was using his brain for once. It intrigued me."
Sasuke shrugged. That answer was plausible, though, it did remind him a bit of Orochimaru. Sasuke shuddered at the thought.
"Kami! Why must everyone call me Naru-chan?! And I am not dumb!" Itachi raised his eyebrows at this. "I think Tsunade just made it obvious how much of a man I am," Itachi's eyebrows rose higher. "And me being gay does not give you people permission to call me 'Naru-chan'," Itachi's eyebrows rose (if possible) higher. "And neither does me looking slightly girly." Itachi's eyebrows disappeared off his forehead. "And I just act dumb!"
Naruto stopped and smiled at himself for a second, then something hit him and he slapped a hand over his mouth realising what he had just said. Itachi just stared. Naru-chan is gay? Wait, what does he mean by how much of a man he is? Sai noticed the slightly blank face on Itachi and decided to elaborate.
"Tsunade-sama decided to tell us about how big Naru-chan's di-" Once again Naruto slapped a hand over Sai's mouth, but in the process he had landed straight on top of Sai, his legs pinning the raven down. Naruto blushed and quickly hopped off, leaving Sai smirking.
"Why Naru-chan, there was no need for you to get up." Sai sat up slightly and pulled the blonde back down onto his lap. He smirked as Naruto struggled to get up, randomly throwing curses and punches in Sai's general direction.
Itachi was watching with curiosity. Well this certainly is turning out to be more interesting then I first thought. Itachi coughed loudly and Naruto blushed as he pushed himself off Sai with a burst of speed and strength. Sai's face fell slightly at the loss of contact.
"So Naru-chan," Naruto scowled at the nickname, "You're gay? And you have a large penis?"
"Gah! Yes! Happy now?!" He glanced around the room and cowered back slightly at the amount of smirks he was receiving. "What the hell is wrong with you all?! Why are you looking at me like that?! It's creepy you know!"
"Dobe," The blonde turned around to Sasuke and almost smiled at the fact that he hadn't called him 'Naru-chan'. Then he saw Sasuke's smirk. His face fell into one of horror. He knew that smirk, and that smirk only meant trouble. "How do we know that any of that is true? Prove it."
Naruto gaped. Everyone else smirked, and nodded. Except Gaara. Only his eyes showed laughter as he nodded.
"Sasuke-teme?! You guys?! What the hell?! Why should I?! Are you all gay or something?!"
Kiba raised his eyebrows.
"Honestly Naru-chan, how could you not realise that they were gay. Especially Neji. His hair is a dead give-away. And the ice-bitches!" He gestured towards Gaara, Sasuke and Itachi, who glared at him. "They totally brush off all the girls!"
Everyone just sat there smirking. Naruto was beginning to sweat. He really didn't like this.
"So dobe," Naruto turned to Sasuke. "Are you going to prove it or am I going to have to start calling you 'Naru-chan' as well?" Sasuke smirked at this. He knew that he had the blonde trapped. Everyone else seemed to notice this as well. Their eyes twinkled.
"Teme! How the hell am I supposed to prove I'm gay?!" Sasuke looked thoughtful for a minute.
"Kiss one of them!" They all turned to the door which was now fully open. There stood Sakura and Ino, smiling a little too innocently. Sakura pulled out a camcorder from her backpack 'just in case someone else needed convincing'.
"Can someone explain to me why I'm about to prove that I'm gay?" Sakura had found a perfect spot to hold her camcorder and Naruto was standing in the middle of the room.
"Because we said you do, dobe."
Ino was getting impatient, her inner yaoi fangirl screaming. She decided to join it.
"Hurry up and pick someone to kiss already!" She screamed. Everyone gave her a weird look before turning back to Naruto, smirking.
The blonde shuddered at the thought of kissing Sai. Gaara was a definite maybe, so was Kiba. But wouldn't kissing Kiba cause a little bit of awkwardness? Yeah, Kiba and Sai were out. Neji? He hardly knew the guy. That could be a positive though, no awkwardness. The teme was definitely out. Not that Naruto didn't think the guy was hot or anything, but seriously, Sasuke-teme?! What about Itachi? Hmm, kissing Itachi might be nice, and it'd seriously annoy Sasuke-teme, Naruto mused. Itachi, Gaara or Neji? Hmm, I think I'll go with option number one. Itachi it is.
Naruto smirked and pointed to Itachi. Everyone's jaw dropped. Sai was mentally screaming. Sasuke was mentally arguing with himself about how he should react. Gaara was… Gaara. Kiba was mentally crying. Neji was plotting how to get Naruto to his house.
But Itachi was… blank. For once in his life Itachi didn't know what to say… or think. He just obediently stood up. Everyone gaped at this as well… including Naruto. Itachi wasn't obedient! Ever! He must be finally having a mental breakdown, Sasuke mused.
Sakura squealed with delight and moved Itachi to the 'perfect spot'. Naruto looked slyly up at Itachi (he was a few inches taller then our little Naru-chan) while Itachi just looked down at him with curiosity.
Sakura turned on the camcorder and nodded to Naruto. The blonde moved in but then Ino jumped in.
"Not just a peck Naru-chan! Full tongue!"
Naruto just rolled his eyes, as if it was nothing. Sakura glared at Ino for interrupting it. Ino just shrugged.
Naruto once again began to move in. Itachi obediently parted his lips slightly and leaned down a little. The blonde's pink lips captured the ravens' in a soft, chaste kiss. They heard Sakura squeal a little. Itachi could practically feel the eyes boring into him. He knew they all liked the blonde, so he decided to see how much he could get away with before one of them snapped.
Itachi slowly brought the blonde closer to him, wrapping his arms around his waist. Naruto deepened the kiss, and their tongues battled for dominance. Itachi won of course. Itachi savoured the blonde's distinct taste of honey and ramen. The two were lost in the kiss. Naruto wrapped his arms around Itachi's neck, pulling him closer. Everyone in the room stared at the pair as they kissed.
Kyuubi was stuck in a conversation with Sasori, a red-headed, pale skinned man who looked a lot like Gaara, and Deidara, a blonde-haired man who liked to blow up things. Apparently Itachi had brought them along. And the two wouldn't stop arguing! About art for kami's sake! The Uzumaki really wanted to escape. Finally he got his chance.
"Where's Ita-chan, Sasori?" Deidara asked, looking around a bit.
"He'll kill you if he ever hears you calling him that, but I have no clue where he is. Maybe we should go find him," the red head replied. Deidara nodded. He turned to Kyuubi, as if asking permission.
"Yeah, yeah, that's fine; I have to go find my otouto anyway." Kyuubi nodded a bit before turning and walking away a bit. He searched around the yard for a while but failed to see his otouto anywhere. He must be inside, Kyuubi thought.
"Damn Uchiha, must've gone inside without us. He always ditches us at parties when he sees something 'interesting'." Sasori complained. They had searched the whole of the outside and hadn't found Itachi anywhere.
"Honestly, he sounds way too much like that snake Orochimaru, un." Deidara scowled. "Oh well, lets go find him then."
Kyuubi had gone straight upstairs, in the direction of Naruto's room, where he found Sasori and Deidara. Ugh, I thought I escaped them.
"Can't find Itachi then?" Kyuubi asked, trying to be polite.
Deidara shook his head.
"We've looked everywhere except up here, un."
Sasori nodded in agreement.
"Can't find your otouto?"
Kyuubi shook his head.
"I've looked everywhere as well. They must be in there together. I didn't see Sasuke anywhere either. Or his friends. Or the girls who are always clinging to Sasuke."
Deidara nodded.
"Oh well, lets see what they're up to."
Kyuubi nodded and pushed the door open. The three gasped at the sight. Itachi and Naruto kissing. Sakura and Ino filming. Sasuke, Gaara, Neji and Kiba glaring daggers at Itachi.
Sakura turned around and jumped, quickly turning off the camera. Sasuke turned around, spotted Deidara and groaned. Itachi and Naruto broke apart, spinning around to see what was going on. Sasuke was now slightly thankful for Deidara's, Kyuubi's and Sasori's arrival.
Naruto first spotted his brother's eyes. Their normal black was now tinted red. Kyuubi was angry. Very angry. But why? Naruto thought. Oh, right, heh, he doesn't know I'm gay. Woopsie daisy.
Kyuubi pushed past the girls, grabbed Naruto by the ear, and dragged him out of the room. Deidara pushed past the girls and grabbed Itachi by the ear and began dragging him, only to be pushed onto the ground.
"What the hell Deidara?!" Itachi growled angrily.
The blonde rubbed the back of his neck as he stood up.
"Heh, sorry Ita-san, got caught up in the moment, un."
Itachi, Sasuke and Sasori all rolled their eyes. Then Sasori spoke up.
"What was that that we walked in on?" He glanced at the girls who were now surveying the tape on the camcorder before glancing at the sofa where the others sat.
"Well Sasuke-kun told Naru-chan to prove that he was gay, and that he had a big dick and Naruto was in the process of proving he was gay when you three burst in and ruined our video." Ino grumbled. Sasori shot her an evil glare.
"So that's all it was then?" Sasori asked.
Itachi nodded his head slightly, though he knew better. Sasuke, Gaara, Kiba, Sai and Neji however took this to mean that Itachi didn't like their little Naru-chan and felt like cheering.
"Good, come downstairs, Shizune's serving out the real food. About time I say; I was getting really sick of those chips."
Itachi nodded then began following his friends out the door. He remembered the look on his brother's face when Naruto had chosen him. That look had made his day.
"Why the fuck were you kissing Itachi?!" Kyuubi all but yelled. He had dragged the blonde into the lounge.
The blonde had no clue how to answer his brother. Would Kyuubi be angry if he told him he was gay? Tsunade and Jiraiya had taken it well, but then again, they are both mental. Kyuubi wouldn't stop looking at him. Maybe he had better just get it over with.
"I'm gay." Naruto looked at Kyuubi's face, searching for any sign that he should run away and hide, but it never came.
"Yes, I know that! Why were you kissing Itachi though?! He is like, creepy, and sadistic, and so much older then you! And he is Sasuke's brother!"
Naruto stared at Kyuubi. How could he know? Even Kiba didn't know I was gay.
"H-how did... y-yy-" Naruto swore at his stuttering.
"Heh, Tsunade told me while she was drunk once." Kyuubi rubbed the back of his neck.
"Stupid old hag and her drinking; she promised me she wouldn't tell anyone!" the blonde grumbled.
"Yeah. Now, why the hell were you kissing Itachi?!?!"
"Heh, funny thing that," Kyuubi raised an eyebrow at Naruto. "Fine! Tsunade-baa-chan told them, Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, Sai and Kiba, that I am gay, and that I have a huge penis," Kyuubi raised the other eyebrow. "And I needed to talk to the others in private so I took them to my room and Itachi kind of followed us-"
"Yeah, whatever, I don't care! Why were you kissing Itachi?!" The red head grabbed Naruto's shoulders and shook him. The younger Uzumaki pushed away from his brother.
"Geez, I'm getting to that! Sasuke-teme wanted proof that I was gay and that I had a huge penis, so he told me to kiss someone in the group to prove it and I chose Itachi to piss off the teme. I think it worked too 'cause he looked really angry. I think he was trying to hide it though. It made him look kinda constipated…" Naruto trailed off.
"So you don't like Itachi like that then?"
"No," Kyuubi let out a sigh. "Well, at least I don't think I do; he was a really good kisser." Kyuubi's eyes widened, and then he fainted.
It's done!
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