Hey faithful readers! So it's been… years? Oh gosh, how sorry I am. I wrote this right after the story concluded, but thought I lost it. However, this file has been found, and Fun with Paul and Dani will be posted as promised! Hope you all find it funny. I enjoyed finding it in my files.
Maybe I'll start writing again soon? Going over what I've written before has made me remember how much fun I have writing. Love you guys.
-Bianca
Fun with Paul and Dani
Paul: Konichiwa fellow yaoi fans! Bianca has decided to let us have our own side story, since the actual story is over.
Bianca: (mumbles) More like they wouldn't shut up if I didn't let them do it. I swear to kami, this is practically the only thing these two morons have agreed on.
Dani: SILENCE! The point is, WE ALWAYS GET OUR WAY! Another point for Dani!
Paul: Technically, I got my way too. So I get a point as well!
Dani: Well, I said I get a point FIRST! So it's MY point!
Paul: But you're a stupid bastard, so it's MY point!
Bianca: Umm, so as you can see here, Paul and Dani live to beat the other one out. They're like the angel and the devil on your shoulder (except both are more like the devil)! They have a point system and they are CONSTANTLY trying to beat each other. (I think I made a reference to this on chapter 6, but never had the time to explain it...) Whoever has the most points wins, and since Paul got some points throughout this story, Dani is extra competitive. He needs to get those points back!
Dani: And I will!
Paul: How so? Sasuke and Naruto are together now, so they are officially SasuNaru! I don't think anything can turn them sad!
Dani: Just watch me!
Bianca: Uh oh... I may need to supervise these two. They are a lot of trouble!
[the three poof over to Sasuke's mansion (yeah that's right bitches, POOF) where the new happy couple is...er, -ahem— enjoying each other's naked company?]
Dani: AHA! The perfect chance to turn the two against each other!
Bianca: NOOO! Not the yaoi! I worked so hard on getting those two together!
Dani: Bwahahaa...
Paul: No worries Bianca, I've got everything under control! I know how to defeat Dani!
Bianca: -.-
Paul: What?
Bianca: The only thing you can do is piss Sasuke/Naruto off. Or confuse them. And I don't want you interfering with them -ahem—enjoying each other's naked company! YA HEAR?
Paul: Well, it's a little late for that. Dani's already in there!
Bianca: WHAT? NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Meanwhile...
Dani: No Sasuke, don't do that to Naruto. He hates that. Try pulling out his hair... yeah... just like that... heh heh.
Naruto: OW! What was that for, teme?
Sasuke: Oh, sorry. I dunno what came over me. (mumbles) Stupid Dani...
Dani: Mwahahaaaa! Now Naruto, stop moaning. Pretend you hate it. Sasuke likes it when you hate him! Ha HA!
Naruto: [stops moaning (with difficulty, I may add)]
Sasuke: (stops moving) What's wrong dobe? Don't like it?
Naruto: No... er... I just... uuhhh.
Paul: Kiss him passionately, Naruto! Prove to Sasuke you still like it!
Dani: No, no. Don't seem too forward!
Bianca: THAT'S IT! THIS IS WHEN I INTERVENE!
(Bianca reaches into the story and pulls the troublemakers out)
Paul + Dani: Hey! You can't do that!
Bianca: I'm the author! I can do whatever the hell I want!
Paul + Dani: NNNOOOOO!
SasuNaru: (sighs relief) Thanks Bianca! (goes back to yaoi-ing it up)
Bianca: (puts a camcorder in their bedroom and runs away... heh heh)
Paul: C'mon Dani, let's go back to Sasuke and Naruto's bedroom and tell them what they're doing wrong! There's ALWAYS room for improvement!
Bianca: OH NO YA DON'T! I BANISH YOU FROM BOTHERING SASUNARU... FOREVER!
Paul + Dani: NNNOOOOOOO!
Dani: You can't do that!
Bianca: Yes I can! Like I said, I'm the author; I can do whatever I want! (evil gleam in eyes)
Paul: -.-
Bianca: YEESS! ULTIMATE POWER!
Dani: You only have that kind of power when you're writing a story though.
Bianca:
Dani: (to readers) Well, Bianca never said we could bother YOU.
Paul: (evil grin) Yes, we shall haunt you in your sleep! And when you are doing an important exam! And when you are on a date! And when you are trying to decide what to eat for lunch! HAHAHAA!
Readers: Help us...
Bianca: Sorry guys, but Paul and Dani live in all of our heads. And there's nothing we can do to stop them.
Readers: NNNOOOOOO!
Bianca: Well it's true! Paul and Dani bug me EVERY SINGLE DAY! And I bet they bother you guys too!
Readers:
Bianca: Anyway, thanks for reading my crazy story the whole way through! I love you guys! Every single one of you!
Dani: We are coming for you...
Bianca: That's it! Now you don't get your side story!
Paul + Dani: DRAT!
Bianca: (sighs) So did you like it? *ahem* REVIEW
Paul: Always with the sales pitch, eh Bianca?
Bianca: Hmmph. What can I say? I need to know whether my readers liked it or not! Without my precious reviews, there wouldn't be a story!
Dani: (mumbles) Review whore...
Bianca: HEY!
Paul: That would be the SECOND thing I would agree on with Dani!
Bianca: Just review... please?
Paul + Dani: "-.-
There you have it! Sure was a fun ride, eh guys? Anyway, I wrote this when I was maybe 13 I think, so I hope you can forgive my previously young mind . Maybe some new stuff coming up? Who knows. All I know is that love what ya do and do what ya love. And I love SasuNaru. Amen.
xoxo