So. My first ever SasuNaru fic..I hope you like it. Thanks for reading.

Warnings: Shounen-ai, fluff, and stuff like that. Things you might enjoy, capice?

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any classic fairy tales.

summary: Yaoi. Naruto is an orphan, who one days stumbles on an empty house. It's not quite as empty as he thought it was though... Sasunaru. SaiGaa (it was going to be NejiGaa but Neji would be too out of character for the story..).

I would like to thank my beta for correcting this. Thanks Hyde n Psyc 3

Goldilocks and the Three Bastards- Chapter one

Naruto wandered through the unusually dark afternoon. His tattered clothes clung to his body as the heavy clouds above continued to pour down buckets of harsh, cold rain. The only light for him to see by was the early-risen moon, peeking out on the horizon through the clouds. Needless to say, a baby moon doesn't cast much light at all.

To be honest, he was lost. Really lost. Not that he had anywhere he was aiming to go to in the first place, but all the same, he had no idea where he was.

He watched as lightning dashed in the distance. At last, completely exhausted, he closed his eyes as he curled up under a tree.

Small time skip

Three very hot young men sat at a table. None of them said a word. It was a very comfortable silence in their large kitchen. Sick of his food, he stood up. His hair was the color of blood, and his eyes the color of sea foam. "I'm going to go to the beach. I need more sand."

"I'll go with you! The waves are so beautiful and dark when it's stormy like this." A dark-haired teen jumped up. He was wearing a black belly shirt, and black pants. Very simple, but also very revealing. The redhead, on the other hand, was wearing a tight leather vest and leather pants. Not exactly the best thing to wear to a beach, but hey- it was what he liked.

"Whatever.." The leather-clad boy said in a bored tone. His voice had an air to it that suggested he was used to being followed by this particular boy. He grabbed his trench coat from its hook and left, leaving the oddity to follow.

The third and final pretty-boy in the room was a leanly muscled teen with hair as dark as the night, with eyes that were even darker. He sat in front of his uneaten food. 'Hnn...I think I'll go train down by the plains before it's too soggy.'

With that, he too left, leaving the large house completely empty. No one had eaten their food because someone decided to make ramen...Which was odd since no one there particularly liked it.

Naruto

The rain turned into hail, pounding into the fragile boy's body. Naruto whimpered, waking up instantly from his light sleep. The golden locks that framed his face were soaked. He got up and began to run, looking for any kind of shelter. A cave perhaps. A rock even!

Lightning hit the ground a mile or two in the distance, lighting up the sky and revealing a dark house. Thinking it would be safe for him there, he decided to head toward the building. The house got bigger as he approached. He was a little afraid to go in, but the door was unlocked, and it seemed no one was home. They wouldn't mind if he just stayed there for one night...right?

Lightning crashed again, making it seem like the windows of the huge house were glaring at him. He hesitantly stepped inside.

A pleasant smell reached his nose, and his stomach began to growl. 'Well...Maybe just one bite..No big deal. These people seem rich anyways...They probably wouldn't even notice.' He followed the smell, noticing he was dripping on the floor. 'Eh...it should dry before I leave...I hope it does, anyway.'

His blue eyes sparkled once they landed on the table.

"Ramen!" Naruto screamed as he pounced on the table. He took a spoon-full of a red bowl. "Mmmh!! Beef ramen!!!"

Turning to a violet bowl, he took a bunch of that one, eating it slowly. "Ooo.. Veggie!!...Not as good as beef though.."

He finally took a big chunk out of the third and final container of ramen. It was in a bright blue bowl. "My favorite!! Miso ramen!!"

And so with that last exclamation he ate all the ramen out of the blue bowl. His stomach was satisfied at last. It had been a while since his tummy was so happy.

He decided to look around. Coming into a room where the carpet was a deep crimson and the walls an off-white, he spotted three iPods on an otherwise empty coffee table. They were three different colors: black, white, and red. He picked up the white one and frowned when he heard classical music. 'How boring..' Setting it back down, he picked up the red one. The minute he turned it on, his ears hurt. Loud heavy metal burst out of the headphones. He quickly shut the red iPod off. Finally, he picked up the black one. He was pleasantly surprised to find some rock alternative music in it. Smiling happily, Naruto sang along with the only song he knew. His beautiful eyes closed as he yawned around the statement "I'm tired...," said to nobody in particular.

Taking the iPod with him, the blonde headed up the staircase by the kitchen exit. When he reached the upper level, he noticed three opened doors and decided (feeling guilty all the while) to investigate. Stepping inside the first one, Naruto gasped in horror. The walls were black and covered with splashes of red paint, seeming as if the occupant was trying to make it look like blood. Even worse than that was the sandbox surrounding the bed. He decided to at least check the closet, searching for a sign that somebody some-what human lived there. His eyes widened when he saw what was there: all kinds of pieces of leather. Not a pair of pajamas anywhere. 'I bet this person is very scary' He thought in awe after spotting several different types and shapes of various containers of eyeliner on the dresser, which only confirmed the owner's creepiness . He quickly left the room, going into the one next to it.

There his eyes settled on a large amount of wall scrolls and canvas, most of them beautiful and all of them colorful. The bed was huge and messy, which, in a different setting, might have made Naruto believe that the person who occupied the room was laid-back; however, considering the contents of the "artwork" stacked around the room...he thought it more likely that the person was too preoccupied to worry about making his bed anyway. What scared Naruto most about this particular room was the large amount of perverted drawings, many of them tacked above the bed and covered in images of a nude, red-headed male. 'I bet this person is very disturbed. Anything after this would be a blessing.'

Leaving that room, he came to one that was two doors down. The walls were painted all black again. Naruto frowned, but instantly brightened when he saw the bed. It was huge and had bright blue blankets. Grinning happily, he jumped onto it. Soft silk pressed up against his skin. 'I bet this person is as normal as normal can be, and very nice.' He smiled contentedly as he wrapped himself up in the warm blankets. Naruto fell asleep cradled by comforting music and a nice bed, and, for the first time in weeks, slept without having nightmares about the man who was chasing him.

Sasuke and the others, surprisingly, arrived home at the same time. The storm had calmed down. They were all pretty tired and cold from running around in the storm. Sasuke was the first to walk in. He scrunched up his nose when he noticed the drops of water on the floor. 'What the hell?! We better not have a leak.'

Growling, he followed the drip-trail into the kitchen, where he found his bowl completely empty. "...What the.."

Gaara and Sai came into the kitchen right behind Sasuke, each noticing a part of their ramen gone. Not that they liked the stuff much, but still..That only made it more odd that the ramen would be gone.

Sai rubbed his temples. Abnormal stunts like this annoyed him. It made him feel like life was screwing him over. Not that he would mind being screwed by Life, but only if Life had red hair and a strange obsession with sand (which Sai considered to be kinky in most aspects). "I think we have some investigating to do."

"Hn.." Gaara and Sasuke agreed via grunting. They followed the taller teen into the living room. Sasuke's eyes widened when he noticed his iPod missing.

"Someone stole my iPod!" Sasuke made a frowny face. The other two were still on the table. Why would the thief take only one of them? "...I don't want to deal with this shit right now. I'm going to bed."

"You're right; I think it's time for bed for all of us," Sai commented. He followed Sasuke up the stairs, dragging an emotionless Gaara with him. He reached Gaara's room and noticed the closet was open. "Funny..You always leave that closed..Wow Gaara, I didn't know you were into bondage. We'll have to play sometime.."

"W-" Gaara was about to say something when he heard a blood-curdling scream. But it certainly didn't sound like Sasuke.

TBC

Ugh...The first part of the chapter annoyed me so I tried getting out of the fairytale style writing, and more into my own. I hope you all liked it. I decided to do a ton of Naruto fanfiction about fairytales. I plan on posting them asap. Next chapter things get straightened out. This will be updated frequently (Hyde: hopefully...) since I prewrote all the chapters.. That way I wouldn't have to worry about late updates. Thank you for reading this, please review, tell me if you liked it(accepts unkown reviewers), thanks bye.

Beta's note: Frowny face Sasuke is my creation. I'm sorry. :,( It just seemed so...so...Sassy-chan-ish at the time! That's all from me...for now. REVIEW!! We will love you! -Hyde