(A/N: if there's a random brake in a Word like 'dobe what are y-ou doing', it means Naruto hiccup'd

Hiccup… "55"

"dobe."

Hiccup… "56"

"dobe…"

Hiccup… "57"

"dobe!"

Hiccup… "58"

"DOBE!"

"AAH! Wh-at?! 59."

"why are you counting your hiccups?"

"because…Kiba told me th-is really scary story tha-t if you hiccup-100 times then th-is ghost comes to k-ill you. 64."

"that's stupid dobe, ther-e's no such thing as ghos-ts."

"ye-yeah there i-is! 68."

"dobe. You're being-stupid. You wont d-ie if you hiccup 100-times."

"yes I wi-ll! 72."

"stop counting your hicc-ups."

"teme, I cant! Or s-he'll get me random-ly! 75!"

"well how do yo-u cure hiccups-?"

"scaring someone-e."

"…dobe…is…is th-at a zombie?"

"wh-what?!"

"there's a zom-bie! Omg it wants t-o eat you!"

"AAA-AH!" Naruto proceeded to leap on the Uchiha, sniveling into his shirt

"…do-be…"

"83! That's n-ot helping sas-uke! 85."

"sorry, okay…hold you-r breath…"

"…"

"…1…2…3…4…5…6-damn it!"

"87…"

"okay, okay, so h-ow do you stop- these ghosts comi-ng to get you-?"

"…mnm-mm…92!"

"what? Spea-k up I couldn't h-ear you…"

"someone-e has to kiss you…then the gh-osts don't come…96!"

"then find so-meone to kiss!"

"no-no one wan-ts too, 99! I'm gunna die, Sasuke-!" Naruto cried, clutching onto the raven. Something warm pressed against the blonde's plump lips. The world slowed as the Uchiha kissed him, swallowing the last hiccup that shook the kitsune's frame. The Uzumaki pulled away, cheeks pink. "…"

"…" Sasuke listened to the silence. No hiccup.

"teme!" Naruto smacked his arm lightly

"I saved your life!"

"you said there weren't any ghosts!"

"I lied."

Hiccup… "101!!"

"good god, w-hat now?"

"…Kiba said somet-hing about 150 hi-ccups…"

"wh-at?"

"…that TWO ghosts co-me and get you if you w-ere saved from the fir-st!"

"…and how do yo-u get rid of these o-nes?" Naruto smirked evilly, and leant forward to whisper in the raven's ear. Sasuke's pale cheeks lit up with a pink hew before he smirked, pouncing on the little blonde and tearing his clothes off, ravaging his adorable body while Naruto laughed and giggled all along.

Can you guess what happens?

I'll give you a clue. They both lost their virginity to each other.