Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Harry Potter. Ok so my computer gave out and until I get a new one I can't update. Very sorry I'll hope fully get a new comp within a few weeks Hello Hello, I've got some story's in the making so please read and review if they suck tell me up front but don't mock cause literature is like art it's in the eye of the beholder. lol Let's see, everyone calls me Momo(from bleach cause i wear my hair up in a bun and the name just stuck) I'm no where near as nice though. I have long brown hair, brown eyes that change colors(i know its kinda weriod cause sometimes they look red and sometines there green) I'm about 5'6 I love dancing, painting, and music. Fav Parings(in no particular order) Renji & Ichigo Garra & Naruto (cause poor Garra realy need love) Sasuke & Naruto (if anyone can melt Ice prince's heat it's Naruto) Kenpachi & Soifon (Because that would be so fucking hilarious) Harry & Cedric Ponder this: Some of these I got from books, friends, other fanfics. I hope you don't mind. i take no credit. "Impossibility is only the figment of an insufficient imagination"-Phill Duncan "Genius is more often found in a cracked pot then in a whole one"-E.B. White "A fools mind is at the mercy of his tounge and a wise man's tounge is under the control of his mind"-Ali "In view of the fact that god limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity"- Konrad Adnauer "Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? - ? "Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? - ? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler - ? "Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? - ? "Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view" - Murphy's Law - Quotes "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried" - Murphy's Law - Quotes Random Facts about me or my opinions 1. I can find beauty in anything (insects,art, trees, even blood splatter) 2.Right and wrong are rarely Black and White, theres alot of gray 3. I don't have home, I've moved so much that I find my home within myself (I'm a Gypsy at heart) 4. teletubies creepy me out 5. I love having a gay boyfriend (its a song by The Hazzords)lol 6. I love all types of music 7.I've always wanted to learn ballroom and salsa dancing 8. two gay guys making out is HOT 9. Hot Topic Rocks 10. I'm a pervert at heart If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Irony Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?" 19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~ 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. oh and heres a random link to a lovely yaoi manga: http:///manga/hanairo_virgin_soil/ My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen,I cannot see, I must be stupid,I must be bad, What else could have made my dad so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong, I can't speek at all or else I'm locked up, all day long.When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk arent at home when my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar.I press my self againts the wall. I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door. He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and againO please God have mercy, O please let it end! And he finnaly stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionles. Brawled on the floor. My name is TiffanyI am three, tonight my daddy murdered me IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE! pass this on Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. I got this from squashed Bananas inc's profile hope she dosent mind but I found this hilarious 40 Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts. 1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms 2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one. 3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office. 5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class 6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss 7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda 8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar 9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy 10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month" 11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches 13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball 14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!" 15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm. 16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor 17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental 18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak 19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends" 20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want. 21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. 24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom 25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate. 26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway. 27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls. 28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. 29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" 30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife 32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant. 34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur. 34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously 35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell. 36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. 37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy. 38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy. 39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time". OK so for those who read profiles, if you have written or read any good fanfics let me know. I'm sadded by not being able to find any good new fics, my fav pairing of course being SasuNaru (worn out? Maybe, Loved? absoutly!) but any good fic that you have found or have written, or maybe you want an oppinion i'm happy to ablige. |
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