Unicorns-Are-Jerkshide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. So, a little bit about myself I guess. I am a 24 year old female with entirely too much time on my hands. It's funny being 24 and not being able to pump out amazing works. Sadly writing was never my strong suit. I was a thinker. After so long of thinking though I decided well. why not? I have to get better eventually, and writing make me happy. I may have punctuation issues, or grammar issues. I may even have run on sentence's, or shit that just doesn't make any sense. But, you can only get better right? I come up with amazing story concepts all the time, but trying to put it all into words is difficult, so it would be a -bear with me moment- err, I have social anxiety, I have never been in lots of talking situations and making friends has been damn near impossible at times, Dialogue is difficult for me because of that. I find it hard to make conversation, and then beat myself up for it HAHAHA. erm... I'm not good at writing smut/lemons. so if people are looking for PWP than look elsewhere till I develop that skill!-mind you writing smut is extremely difficult..- I have a weird sense of humor, shit that I could cackle about all day but nobody else will. It sometimes shows in what I write, sometimes not. I have an amazing sister that edits shit for me in her free time, so a lot of my story chapters are unedited till I get the edited one from her. - should have seen the first time she read my smut... I was mortified...- I like to post snippets sometimes. Something that just wont leave my brain until i get it out, then later go back and I'm like OOOOH I want to turn into a multi-chapter!!!!! something I recently did with Always you. My OTP is Madara/Naruto. Will always love them and I'm kind of sad not a lot of stories are done for them. I binge watched Yuri!!! on ice and I am shipping Viktor/Yuuri pretty hard right now. Other pairing's I like in the Naruto fandom Gaara/Naruto Sasuke/Kiba Sasuke/Sakura Sasuke/Naruto Shikamaru/Neji Shino/Kiba Shikamaru/Naruto Kakashi/Iruka Kakashi/Naruto very, rarely, Gaara/Lee - I don't dislike lee. he is just kind of... Meh Other pairing from other fandoms, Sesshomaru/Inuyahsa -Inuyasha- Tsuzuki/Hisoka -Yami no Matsue- Kanou/Ayase -Okane ga Nai- I'm really into Final fantasy. I Have played almost Every final fantasy game out there, the most recent being Final Fantasy XV. I am in love with the OT4, Gladio/Ignis/Prompto/Noctis i also like just Ignis/Noctis. I have strong feels for the OT5 in FF7, AKA- AGZSC don't know if I will ever write an AGZSC fic, need to really get my shit in gear before I do. I believe that constructive criticism is AMAZING, But people being dicks just to be dicks don't review my shit please =). that pretty much sums it up for me. Hope everyone enjoys my shitty writing!!! I try to have new chapters posted in a couple days from the last. -Taihza I also have an AO3 account under the same name. |
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Kintsukuroi by Lord Youko reviews
Sequel to Want To Be Your Slave. Sesshoumaru's little pet, Inuyasha, was supposed to be nothing more than a puppy-slave the demon Lord purchased at a whim. But with the little puppy growing up, is that all he will remain to the cold prince Sesshoumaru? Yaoi, slavery, BDSM, possible mpreg, Master/slave. UPDATED Jan 2019
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,109 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/29/2019 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru] [Sesshōmaru's Mother, Inutaisho]
Life Swap by xLoveless19 reviews
Naruto's marriage with Sai is deteriorating and he doesn't know how to fix it, not to mention they're in some serious debt. However a new reality TV show is looking for couples that are willing to swap lives with another couple. Naruto decides to enter to try winning the prize and save his marriage. But he might get more than what the original prize has to offer. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,214 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 10/20/2018 - Published: 8/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
No Regret by Cannibal Inc reviews
"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,300 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Devil's Canvas by Akiru chan reviews
Ciel's skin was marred with ink and blood, telling tales twisted in darkness. What an evil path the devil walks, tainted hands staining the innocent canvas. For the most beautiful art is painted in blood. AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 558,767 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Elbow Grease and Enthusiasm by modeoheim reviews
After the (sort of) tragic death of his motorcycle, Zack develops an interest in the slums mechanic he takes the bike to. Even though Cloud isn't exactly the greatest fan of ShinRa, and older than Zack as well as his boyfriends, he isn't deterred. It's the difficult stuff in life that's worth all the effort anyways, if you asked him. ASGZC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,680 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Genesis R. - Complete
The Grass is Green on the Other Side by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Naruto thought he had found his soulmate. He was wrong. He thought he knew his mate. He couldn't be more wrong. Isn't there anything that is right in his life? Yes, it can be. But whether he's willing to risk the life he has now ... Slash; implied mature content; A/B/O theme; MPreg; birthday fic; starts out as GaaNaru, but doesn't last; more warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,742 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Gaara, Deidara - Complete
A Child's Love by Rosswen reviews
"A child can't know what love is," Sasuke told Naruto once. But even after years, Naruto still loves like a child. And now, he only loves a child. [AU, SasuNaru, Mpreg]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,162 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Beautiful Nightmare by InstantKarma83 reviews
*Now a two-shot* Born mortal enemies, their respective races have coexisted as adversaries for millennia. Yet, their savage need for each other spurred them to defy centuries of tradition, for the chance to indulge in their beautiful, sweet nightmare. Supernatural AU, Two-shot, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,025 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cheating by Kaida Matsuki reviews
This was something forbidden, but Naruto couldn't stop. Maybe it was the act that was exhilarating or maybe it was his hormones kicking and tormenting him. Damn, he wasn't sure. All he knew was that Uchiha Sasuke looked like sin incarnate. Someone dangerous. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Naruto's Anatomy by Mcgde reviews
One night stands with your new boss can never lead to anything good... Can they? SASUNARU SMUTTINESS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Who let the dogs out? by DeathbyPanda92 reviews
Terrible one-shot. Absolutely horrible! Naruto gets assigned a new dog to groom and after that chance encounter has that same dog become a house guest. Where the hell is his owner and why isn't he neutered! WARNINGS: SMUT Pairings: SASU/NARU other notes- No, Sasuke is not the dog in the description above. Just thought I'd mention that. I'll do a werewolf fic later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
There's Love in My Future by Hitoko-sama reviews
Naruto is prophet for Danzo, an evil King. The rebel forces are trying to bring him down but it's increasingly complicated due to Naruto's power. So they decided to send Sasuke to capture or kill him. But will he be able to? Based on the Scorpion King. SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,749 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 7/21/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U.] - Complete
Another Foolish Game by Milley Black reviews
AU - SasuNaru . Naruto and Sasuke never really got along, until their friends made them play some games that sure as hell, didn't help them to figure out what was happening between them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,749 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drunken Mind Speak Sober Heart by Kryzanna reviews
That was one hell of a party...but what the hell happened, and what will come of it? What messes have been made while drunk and require cleaning up while sober? Sasuke and Naruto had a competition, Neji made a public spectacle...and why's Kisame in such a good mood? Contains Yaoi and lemons. SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,898 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Lust, Love and Maybe Some Actual Labwork by Kryzanna reviews
Naruto is all about getting involved in other peoples' lovelives, so when he decides that the new labworker, Neji, is perfect for their boss, Itachi Uchiha; what can he do but interfere? But how can he and Sasuke convince the 'don't-mix-work-and pleasure' Itachi to give it a shot? And when will Hidan stop being such a jerk? Be warned: yaoi and lemons; SasuNaru ItaNeji HidaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,669 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Place to Call Home by OddlyEnded reviews
Sasuke could abandon his thirst for destruction, but he thought he couldn't return to a place that had never been his home. After a meeting with a familiar stranger, he finds himself at Konoha's gates, unsure of what he'll find. MPREG, m/m, angst, language, eventual sasunaru, shikanaru for a bit. Needs a rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 221,561 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Hard to Explain by CloudNineKitty reviews
Sasuke was just trying to do the right thing...how did it end up like this? NaruSasu, full version on my AO3 under same username
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,374 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
High School Never Really Ends by Kryzanna reviews
It's been seven years since high school, but a reunion reveals that some people haven't moved on and haven't changed. Sasuke's still an asshole to Naruto, and uptight Neji still can't stand the lazy Shikamaru. Can a week trapped in high school activities and memories change what time hasn't? Contains yaoi and eventually lemons. SasuNaru, ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,362 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Unconditionally by 1plus1equal reviews
Naruto lost his legs in the war leaving him in a wheel chair and a broken person. Giving up on life Sasuke wants someone to love him and not his money.NaruSasu.AU.R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,567 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Damaged by dmnq8 reviews
One is never beyond redemption, no matter how damaged he is. - Kiriban prize for Greyrocks. SasuNaru. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Shades of Innocence by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,302 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Naruto's Secret by Cerebella Kennor reviews
Naruto had a secret. It was sly, cunning, and actually intelligent of him; so, it was quite unlike him and nobody would believe it. What happens when you start to become the person you're pretending to be and lose sight of your own identity? Boundaries are crossed and lies are told - but they always say that there's a grain of truth in every lie. KakaNaru in a convoluted way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,196 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
SOMETHING BORROWED by blue is heaven reviews
Inspired from the movie Just go with it. SasuNaru so there are changes in the plot. Sasuke gets trapped in his own scheme and then drags Naruto down with himself, after all what are secretaries for anyway...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When You Look Me In The Eyes by blueicequeen reviews
Tsunade was forced to marry Naruto and Kakashi once the war was over since Naruto was getting too much unwanted attention. Unfortunately, neither had even entertained the idea of the other as a romantic choice. Marriage life was unexpected and before they knew it, they could not imagine a life without each other. Is this love? -Warning: Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,112 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 669 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Desirable by xLoveless19 reviews
After being forced into a spiritual séance, Naruto is hunted as prey by a demon that was accidentally summoned into his world. His bad luck, just got a lot worse. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,009 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/13/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Love Bugs by Yamanvie reviews
"There is one thing Naruto could do to get rid of the bugs." Sasuke could scarcely believe what he heard next, though he should have guessed that something like that was what it would take to save him. "He has to have sex." - SasuNaru Gift Fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,372 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Excavation by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
It takes a talk show for you to find out what's going on under your own roof. Sad, but that's what happens when the lies pile up to the ceiling. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Root of Attraction by whitetyger123 reviews
Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Wedding Planner by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
My wedding planner is a complete dobe… He's loud, annoying, and forgetful… But the worst part about the situation is that… I think I'm falling in love with him. Great. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,282 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Snowball Effect of a Weekend's Entertainment by XpaperplaneX reviews
What was meant to be a relaxing weekend for Sephiroth to blow off some steam turns into something much larger.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,874 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Shake It by Brunette S Angel reviews
After a break-up, Zack's best friend takes him out to have a good time. Zack isn't really looking for a hook-up, but some people are too compelling to just forget about. This is a fic for KlikStar. Yaoi warning.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,636 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
The Stylist by keikew reviews
Meet Sasuke, the new Marketing Executive of Uchiha Group, a large fashion conglomerate. He turns up to his first day of work in an oversized suit and last year's shoes. Appalled, Itachi finds Sasuke a personal stylist, but Naruto is so much more. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,914 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
His Name Was Beilschmidt by Zabu Zabu Shin Sen Gumi reviews
Living as a country is as easy as it can get for Ludwig Beilschmidt and Feliciano Vargas. But when a certain miracle happens, will it bring the couple even closer or apart from each other? ACHTUNG! Contains MPREG and GESCHLETSVERKHER.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Going to the therapist by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Naruto's relationship with Sasuke has hit the bottom. In order to not lose his partner, he seeks the help of a sex therapist Kakashi. Will he be able to bring these two back together? Or will he fail? Slash, birthday fic. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,839 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/19/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Midnight Memories by Daydreamer79 reviews
SasuNaru Itachi is left to care for a child whose existence has taunted his brother through the ages, driving him to the brink of insanity. Love becomes obsession and Sasuke's final hope is Naruto. Vampire, Yaoi, Romance, Angst, Drama, Death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,126 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Romancing the Groom by spiritgununicorn reviews
AU: What happens after a wild night of partying and you find out that you're now married to a hot shot millionaire when your own wedding is going to take place in a few hours?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,779 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ever After by oni-hime-san reviews
Happily ever after's are usually found at the end of a fairytale and rarely at the heart.With lies,betrayal,and hatred,will Naruto and Sasuke ever be able to restore things to normal?With pastlives & abroken family.Will love win in the end or will it wilt
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,560 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
KAMS by Gussie Manlove reviews
New patient at Konoha Adolescent Mental Services, K.A.M.S, Uchiha Sasuke ends up having to share a room with none other than Uzumaki Naruto. Two crazy people end up falling in crazy love. Very cliche, but damn fun! Eventual SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,731 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Satan's Concubine by Disgraced Publications reviews
Naruto thought that he was going to lose his love to illness, but then opportunity arises to save him and he takes it, only to fall prey to the same rescuer on his wedding day. Dark, SasuNaru slight ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sorry isn't good enough by CrimsonWolfDemon reviews
Naruto left the country after Kakashi's betrayal. 6 years later he find his ex-lover in the arms of another. Will Kakashi be able to win Naruto's heart or will it belong to Gaara? And who is this mystery Boss who wants Naruto? And why? M-preg First story don't kill me(Going under construction, fixing grammar and spelling error and holes in story. So beware of suckiness until then)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 99,445 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Mixed Communication by Kaiyousama reviews
Sometimes its not a lack of understanding thats the problem - it's that the other person understands far too much. With unexpected results. That your best friend is too busy snickering about to help you out with. SasuNaru, ItaDei, AU, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,972 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 4,427 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guarantee by TKCat reviews
Some promises just can't be given. Naruto learned that the hard way. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,499 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If Only You Knew by YaoiWhore reviews
Sometimes it sucks having to put on a facade, especially for people I can't stand... Yaoi. KakaNaru. Don't like, then skedaddle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,149 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just an act by Kutsu reviews
Posing for gay magazines when you're straight, no way, right? Wrong. For Naruto, chaos arrupts until he finds a way to deal with stress; act. Shut yourself away, nothing you're doing is for real. Right? Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,284 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Craven's Cave by Bookoholic reviews
When Naruto and his friends go to Colorado for two weeks to go snowboarding, he meets new friends, new enemies, and a very perveted raven. Yaoi, Yuri, lemons and limes, SasuNaru, SakuHina, ShinKiba, implied KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,748 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kitsune Dessert Cafe by Fennie reviews
Another SasuNaru! Naruto owns a dessert cafe. Sasuke has a weak spot for sweets and visits the cafe. Will Naruto be able to help him? Rated M for later. Two, maybe three shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,109 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Crimson Angel by LisaJaneM reviews
Please read the AN before reading the story. Thanks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,320 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by CerealK reviews
Everyone knows the term ‘Monster In Law’. Uchiha Sasuke learns exactly how literal that term can be when he meets his new boyfriend’s dog. Let the battle begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Your Love Is A Lie by COMEDYGOLD reviews
Naruto married Sai his high school lover and thought he was the happiest man on earth, but it all changes when Sai starts to abuse and cheat on him on a regular basis. contains mild language, abuse possibly lemon . SasuNaru eventually. Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Like Dying Inside by DetoxAngel reviews
Losing Kakashi would be like dying inside. But there are worse things in life than losing the person you love, like having them live and not know how much they mean to you. KakaNaru. NOW WITH ADDED LEMON ALTERNATIVE IN CH.2! PLEASE READ AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 60,687 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Gang Love by SasuNaruAllDay reviews
Kyuubi is a gang leader and him and his gang are going to a new school that the Akatsuki go to. But Sasuke, the gang leader of Akatsuki, has eyes for Kyuubi's cute little brother Naruto. But Kyuubi loves Naruto more then just a brother.. SasuNaru KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,176 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like You Want It by Lynsey Schadegg reviews
Act like you want it, and you just might get it. Part of the Boy Toy Series. Rufus/Cloud, Sephiroth/Cloud. Warnings: Language, sexual themes
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,711 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Fox Fire by NatsuHotaru reviews
Not your ordinary high school fic. What happens when you mix humans, healers and demons together in one school? What exactly is so special about Naruto, a boy whose face goes unseen by everybody? Read! My first fanfic. Rated M for later chapters SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,796 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life Is a Highway by NavyBlueWings reviews
When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,171 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want You Bad by DetoxAngel reviews
Kakashi wants Naruto bad. YAOI! SHOUTA! You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 300 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 4,814 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Summer Heat by Ren421 reviews
Sequel to Innocence From Ashes; Yaoi, Mpreg. SasuNaru. It’s High Summer, and our beloved Hokage-sama has been so busy, that his prowling wolf is getting anxious.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Slave of Sound by Ren421 reviews
Angst, mature themes, distressing situations, deepening yaoi. You have been warned. Sound has risen once more, under the auspices of the traitor Sasuke Uchiha but what of Naruto Uzumaki, stolen away by the one he called his friend so many years ago?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,065 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Scenic Route by Bjanik reviews
A peek into Seph and Cloud's life together once Cloud becomes Soldier. Sequel to The Other Way Around. YAOI
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,048 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto and His Body Guard by darktulip reviews
Naruto's the grandson of a famous politician. She hires Naruto a perverted body guard to take care of him. Will Naruto's body guard be able to protect Naruto from himself? Yaoi,KakashiNaruto, onesided SasukeNaruto,as well as other couplings.chaper 4 is up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,449 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Because You Never Knew by shi-chan reviews
KakaNaru Kakashi always gave Sasuke & Sakura more attention than Naruto. That mistake has lead to a dramatic change in Naruto, and as he grows more distant, Kakashi begins to love him. But what really happened when Naruto left? What is he hiding? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,067 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Snowpixie81 reviews
In honor of successfully selling their third album, the gang gets together and hold a party. A game of truth or dare breaks out, with exciting consequences. YuShu, RyuTats, KTohma, HiroSugur.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,326 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
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Planet-2943 reviews
My own twist on a A/B/O theme. Five children along with their protector, scientifically altered to a new species 'omega' get sent to planet-2493. A planet that is already taken over by a superior species, alphas and betas. Destination set, their only mission. Restore humanity. Mada/Naru,Sasu/Kiba,Shikamaru/Neji,Itachi/Gaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,465 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/30/2017 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Naruto U., Kiba I., Gaara, Madara U.
Always You reviews
MadaxNaru one-shot, Naruto is in love with his best friend's uncle, what will happen? will anyone find out?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Unicorn in the office reviews
Crack fic really Naruto is seeing thing's at the most intimate times in the office. wait, is that a unicorn? Mada/Naru, Kiba/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kiba I., Madara U. - Complete
Sadness reviews
MadaNaru oneshot Mpreg,Lemon, Lots of tears. Naruto loses something Precious to him, can he and Madara overcome the trial?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
