Chapter 1: Dude Looks like a Lady

The idea for this came from listening to Seether and Amy Lee's song Broken. So if you don't like ItaNaru, SasuNaru, or yaoi, then don't read this. Naruto belongs to Kishimoto-sensei. :3

"Um . . . Sasuke why do I have to do this?" Naruto asked unsure of himself as he stared at the reflection of himself in the mirror. Raising a blond eyebrow, he wanted to tear the clothes off his body and just parade around in his boxers.

"Do you remember that time when I brought you over for dinner and Nii-san brought his boyfriend there? He also came out that same night. Oto-san had a fit over it, remember?" Sasuke reminded with a sly smile on his usually emotionless face.

"Not really." The blond said. He just wanted his best friend waste the time so he couldn't make it to dinner with the Uchiha's family.

"Fine. You came over for dinner because Oka-san invited you and when we got ready to eat Nii-san came in. With him was a guy who was his boyfriend. At the dinner table he came out to us that he was gay and wanted us to accept him for who he is." Sasuke reminisced as he leaned his chin onto his friend's shoulder. "When he left Oto-san had a fit over it, saying that I shouldn't be like that. If so, he would disown me."

"Ah, I remember now." Naruto reassured then glared at his image in the mirror. "So why do I have to dress up like a girl? Your parents will recognize me right off the bat dattebayo."

"That's why you'll be wearing this." Sasuke answered with his hand holding up the container of cover up. Smirking, he saw his best friend glare at him from the mirror. Getting his chin off him, he walked in front of him and untwisted the container's lid off. Smirking a little more, he dabbed the cloth and started to rub it on his friend's cheeks.

"You know if we weren't stuck like this then I would kill you by now." Naruto commented as he closed his eyes with a huff.

Chuckling a little, Sasuke shook his head. "Actually you'll have you blame our parents for it. Our mothers knew each other so it would hard to do that."

Rolling his eyes behind his eyelids, Naruto stared at the darkness as he felt the soft cloth gliding across his tanned skin. Opening his eyes, he stared down at the pale teen that was his best friend and a little more as he put the closed container down.

"Ready?" Sasuke inquired with a little snort coming out. It was too funny for him that his best friend and boyfriend would dress up like a girl for him.

"You know you could have got a real girl to go with you but no! It has to be me." Naruto complained with a twitch to his eyelid.

"Then you would be jealous of her because she spends the time you'll be missing out with me." Sasuke replied as he grabbed his hoodie and held the door for his drag queen boyfriend. Grabbing the car keys, he walked out of the room and locked the door behind him.

Following his boyfriend, Sasuke grabbed his hand and heard a growl from him. He wasn't going to get off the hook that easy this time. He'll have to repay him with a lifetime supply of ramen for this favor.

Naruto got into the passenger seat and cross his arms. To top it off he had to wear the fake nails and paint his toe nails just so the family wouldn't recognize him. How would anyone recognize him by his hands and toes? He wanted to know that but Sasuke wouldn't answer that stupid question.

He remained silent as his love drove to the rural community where his family was. When he spotted the driveway, he pulled in, seeing his older brother's car sitting there. This was going to be pretty interesting dinner, he knew that was a fact.

Getting out of the car, Naruto continued to glare as he marched over to his friend. He was going to give him hell and pay back when they got home. He didn't want to wear the dress but women's pants are form fitting. He wouldn't be able to breathe in it. So he had to go with the dress. Rolling his eyes once more, he followed his friend to the door where he could see the family cat in the window.

Opening the door, Sasuke let his beloved in first before walking in himself. Closing the door, he noticed the calico sitting on the floor, looking at them for some attention.

"Ichijo did you miss me?" Sasuke opened up to the cat, picking the feline up and stroking its chin.

Naruto shook his head and walked away. He wasn't a cat person and that cat knew it. It made his life hell when he came for dinner or to spend the night when they were younger. Back then, Itachi was always studying and doing stuff that wasn't normal for a teen his age.

"Oh Sasuke." Mikoto called out, poking her head to see who entered. Walking up, she hugged her son then turned her attention to their other guest. "And whose this?"

"This is Naruko." Sasuke introduced as his mother bowed.

"Nice to meet you Naruko. Dinner will be ready shortly." She explained as she started to the kitchen again. Stopping with her foot in the air, she turned around. "If you can't tell Itachi's here. He brought his new boyfriend . . . again. They're in the den with your father playing shogi."

Nodding, they went off in the direction to the den, hearing the distant slapping of wood on wood. When they entered the room, they could tell that Fugaku was getting impatient with the game as Itachi's new fling was leaning over to watch.

Glancing up quickly, Itachi returned to the game then moved a piece. "Well look who it is. So how have you been otouto-san?"

"This is the last time I'm telling you. I'm not little anymore. Sure I'm only ten centimeters shorter then you but that doesn't matter. I've been a teen for a while now." Sasuke blurted out as he glared at the long-haired Uchiha.

Shrugging, Naruto walked over and watched the game that was going on between the two men.

"That is checkmate Oto-san." Itachi broke the silence and a little of his father's pride as he leaned back. Feeling his lover's arms hug him, he turned his attention to the new guest in the room. "So who is this? Finally got a girlfriend?"

"What does it look like?"

"Some girl that you grabbed to make us think you are seeing someone. I can see you doing that otouto-san." Itachi sighed with a shrug. Getting up from his seat, he walked away with his lover following him like a lost puppy. Glancing over at the woman in the room, he could tell that it was really Naruto. He could spot that face almost anywhere.

"Your Madara-oji is going to be joining us also." Fugaku announced before leaving the room to get ready.

Sighing, Naruto walked away and out of the room for some place new. He never really been in the kitchen before since Sasuke's mother was a busy bee in it with help from others. As he plopped himself on a chair, he stared out the window until dinner was ready. He wasn't in the mood to talk or it might give him away. Better yet, he would yell at his best friend and boyfriend for making him dress like this.

So I hope you liked the first chapter. It seemed pretty slow going to me but that usually how it goes. Tell me if you liked it or not by reviewing. Please!