![]() Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Ironman, Fullmetal Alchemist, Code Geass, Power Rangers, Harry Potter, Watchmen, Super Robot Wars, and Underworld. I AM THE COMEDIAN "It's all a joke...It's all just a fucking joke..." - Last words of Edward Blake AKA The Comedian (Watchmen) Name: Yep, got it. Age: Shaving. Location: Earth. STORIES Legend Of The Three Gates: Working on it. Exodus Of Shadows: Also working on it. FUTURE IDEAS Demon: Challenge fic by DeExil, need his permission first, then I'll start. (02/07/10 Update: Probably not going to happen, several communication issues.) Watchmen Reborn: The Watchmen are rediscovered in Konoha, and are reborn. OCs will be used for The Comedian and Doctor Manhattan since I can't think of anyone that would fit them. (02/07/10 Update: Started.) ??: Still thinking of a name and ironing out the details, completely original story. (02/07/10 Update: Wrong place for it, might put elements itno stories on here, but the original won't be.) ??: Kingdom Hearts/Naruto fic, The third Keyblade master...King Mickey, Sora...Naruto Uzumaki. Can he stop the return of the Heartless, even with the reincarnations of two warriors, one of Darkness, one of Light? (02/07/10 Update: Still trying to get a break in to work on it, remember what I had planned.) ??: Naruto/Halo crossover. The UNSC is losing to the Covenant. Badly. But years before the Master Chief destroyed the Halo where he discovered the Flood, contact was made on a distant planet...now the time for the shinobi to unite against a common enemy has come, but will it be enough to save the human race? ??: Naruto/Star Wars crossover. Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith, has fled from known space into the Unknown Regions. There he discovers a planet rich with the energies of the Force, including a young boy who may have the potential to surpass even Revan himself. Witness the rise of the greatest of all Sith Lords, a force unto himself. Naruto: Rise of Legends (Working Title): Naruto/Rise of Nations: Rise of Legends crossover. Vinci. Alin. Cuotl. Three mighty nations, each with its own array of soldiers and weapons. Now the conflict has spread from the world of Aio to the Elemental Countries. With the might of the Cuotl, Naruto will rise from the ashes, and emerge as a dark god of Cuotl. Evil!Naruto. ADOPTABLE IDEAS Story Ideas - Idea 1 Naruto/Megaman: Battle Network Keep in mind that I've only played Battle Networks 3, 4, and 5, and watched some of the NT Warrior series, none of it recently. However, while sifting through crossovers, I became overwhelmed by the utter lack of interesting ideas (not just in this one, but all crossovers) floating around, and I decided to throw this one out and see if anyone can make it work. Premise: (Inspired by the summary of Naruto in the Cyber Matrix, the first one I found that was interesting) Naruto nearly dies at the Valley of the End, his body left paralyzed, and being swept away by rain and storm. Kakashi never finds his body, but looks anyway, being unsuccesful. Kyuubi knows that he can't fix Naruto's body, so he latches on to a distant signal from space, and transfers Naruto's conciousness into the Net. His body is left behind, but Kyuubi unknowingly transfers his own conciousness with him - separated from all of his power. They both end up in Lan's PET with Megaman. From here on out, the overall plot will be yours, but I'll be willing to help anywhere you want. Conditions for the story are below. - Proper grammar. Not perfect, but if you can't put capital letters where they belong, then the entire story will be an issue. - Pairings. Absolutely no yaoi, in any way, shape, or form. Otherwise pairings are up to you. - Naruto will essentially be a Navi alongside Megaman, both capable of entering the net on their own or simultaneously. Kyuubi will be 'linked' to Naruto, meaning wherever Naruto goes, Kyuubi follows, must always be within a certain distance. Means of keeping this are up to you. Kyuubi's form is also up to you, though if you can't decide, my suggestion is a glowing ball of red light, similar to the fairies(?) that follow Link around in Phantom Hourglass and other games. - Timeline I suppose will probably start about Battle Network 3, though changes there are acceptable. If you want any help at all, I'm more than willing. Anything from storyline to OCs. Good luck, and enjoy. Story Ideas - Idea 2 Naruto/Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 Again, I haven't finished this game, but I thought it would make an interesting crossover. Premise: Naruto is the Fool, everything and nothing. Like the protagonist of P4, he can form bonds to strengthen himself. Instead of managing to learn the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, Naruto is surprised by Iruka and Mizuki earlier. Unable to defend Iruka on his own, he awakens his Persona...Izanagi. He promptly defeats Mizuki, and tries to learn about this new power. The night after learning of Kyuubi from Mizuki, Naruto has a dream, of Igor and his assistant, and the Velvet Room. The night after he meets his team, he makes contact with Igor, and begins learning about his powers. Between then and the Wave Arc, he has his first encounter with Shadows(?), and gains his first new Persona. From then on he has occasional encounters, gaining Personas like in P4. Again, I'll give any help you need story-wise or with OCs. Conditions are below. - Proper Grammar. Same as last time, not perfect, but needs to be easy to read. - Pairings. Again, no yaoi in any way, shape, or form. Otherwise you can choose pairings, though I might recommend Tayuya and/or FemHaku. - Story. Naruto will fight Zabuza with Izanagi. Not winning, but putting up a good fight. Naruto will be strong, but not overpowered. Enjoy. says I am a...ShadowFire Dragon In the war between good and evil, your inner Dragon self is rotten with the stench of EVIL. funny little quiz... This is an awesome video, and great for listening to during fight scenes... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0dCceKoz10 FAVORITE SONGS Numb by Linkin Park i'm tired of being what you want me to be i've can't you see that you're smothering me caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow but i know Pain by Three Days Grace Pain, without love You're sick of feeling down Pain, without love Anger and agony Pain, without love I know (I know I know I know I know) Pain, without love Rebirthing by Skillet I lie here paralytic I wanna break, out I need a way out Feel your presence (Chorus) Right now I lie here lifeless I wanna break out, I found a way out Feel your presence (Chorus) Tell me when I'm gonna live again Tell me when I'm gonna live again (Chorus) Right Now (I come alive somehow) FAVORITE SCENES Gambol: to The Joker Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off. Bruce Wayne: The bandit in Burma, did you catch him? Gotham National Bank Manager: Do you have any idea who you're stealing from? You and your friends are dead! Batman: to Joker Let her go! The Joker: to Gambol's thugs, being held helpless by his own Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for "aggressive" expansion. So, which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have... FAVORITE QUOTES (More coming soon) "All the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' I'll look down and whisper, 'No.'" -Rorschach "Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn." -Alfred Pennyworth "I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!" -The Joker "The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!" -The Joker "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." -Harvey Dent "Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck." -Lucius Fox "Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." -The Joker "I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!" -The Joker "Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?" -The Joker PICS Since I'm sure a lot of people who actually read my newest Naruto crossover, with Power Rangers, I figure I'll add these links to help my readers imagine what they'll be seeing. Solaris Knight - http:///pic/power/Magic/magilamp/shine0.jpg Wolf Warrior - http:///wiki/wolf-warrior.jpg White Snow Ranger - http:///powerrangers/images/6/60/White_mystic_force_ranger.png Solar Streak Megazord (Megazord Form) - http:///powerrangers/images/8/82/MF_Solar_Streak_Megazord.jpg Solar Streak Megazord (Train Form) - http:///powerrangers/images/3/3d/MF_Solar_Train.jpg |