Reviews for Life Sucks and then you die
CrazyHufflepuff43542 chapter 3 . 4/2
Just wanna say this is the best thing I have read all night thank you very much.
StoneTheLoner chapter 2 . 2/15
Smart as Hermione was, I somehow doubt any book she wrote would be relevant a millenia later. That's a lot of time for a lot of different people to build on what she got right and get rid of the things she didn't. I was surprised the first time it happened and unwilling to believe it the second time her name showed up on an important book. It would've made a lot more sense if it was a new name of an author a bit more... recent.

Also, Harry's being exceptionally generous for seemingly no reason. Being nice doesn't equal "I'll do anything you want. I don't get annoyed at doing tedious things. Nope". Idk, it just felt weird.
ficreader2011 chapter 3 . 12/15/2018
we really need an update to this
virtualwrite chapter 3 . 10/3/2018
Please please please update,
I really like this story
Tacitamura chapter 3 . 7/5/2018
Nice story !
RosieDunne chapter 3 . 5/22/2018
This is amazing
What happens?
Why not continue?
Mandi M chapter 3 . 3/23/2018
Update please
Peon chapter 1 . 11/28/2017
There's also countless ways to gain immortality in the potterverse. What makes Voldemort 'special' in that aspect is the WAY he went about it.

Like, jesus fucking christ, you damn scrub. Headmaster Dippet was OVER 300 YEARS OLD and it wasn't 'anything special whatsoever', with nobody even making any note of it.

Then you've got the OLDEST wizard alive, Barry Wee Willie Winkle that celebrated his 755th birthay in 1991.

NO QUESTIONS about 'how did he got so old?' or any nonsense like that. What made the Philosopher's Stone so fantastical was not that it only halted aging, but was a panacea. It could regenerate lost limbs and more.

Age for wizardkin? CONQUERED MILLENIA AGO.
Returning from death and being (more or less) truly immortal like Voldemort? That is something remarkable.

So this whole 'oh no 200 years is 'old' for wizardkin' is utter nonsense. So is actually dying of old age. Jeez.

Every fucking time there's a story about Harry getting the Hallows, it's all 'oh no this is terrible immortality oh no! I'm such a fucking retard with no understanding on the canonical feats of the Potterverse!'

A bit rude, but hnnnng. So annoying.
Peon chapter 1 . 11/28/2017
This 'nonsense' about Potter-verse magicals using glamour again.

Uuuuuuugh.

Human transfiguration, do you speak it, BEY-ATCH!?
Aging potion, DO YOU SPEAK IIIIIT!?
Polyjuice... DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND!?

Glamours!? Wtf? Potter-verse wizards don't do lame shit like that. They do actual physical transformation that lasts for however long they want.

Ugh.
MaidenOfFireAndChaos chapter 3 . 8/23/2017
SUPER AWESOME!
PLEASE UPDATE SOON!
MargaritaS chapter 3 . 8/6/2017
interesting beginning :)
dead feather chapter 2 . 6/28/2017
Ooh, I wouldve loved for Tony to go out in the muggle world to see where the technology had gone differently
the-darker-side-of-things chapter 3 . 4/8/2017
I don't know what this is but I love it, I'm sad it hasn't updated in years
ntalcenent chapter 3 . 1/21/2017
Excellent Luna! Bruce needs adoption and Luna a project who is patient enough to suffer her benevolent attentions.

Really hoping this continues, meeting with Fury and Coulson and all ought to be exceedingly interesting since the Statute doesn't apply in this universe. Luna will no doubt intrigue the rest of Shield scientists, Jane, Coulson, heck everyone is going to want to meet her and Harry from Xavier to Magneto.

Carry on please. ")
ntalcenent chapter 2 . 1/21/2017
Oh I do hope you write lots of Jarvis and Loki and Fury into this. Preferably with Capsicle or Clint nearby to be properly puzzled and Bruce bemusedly watching the whole show.
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