... I... Was not expecting aliens... At all. Alrighty then. That is the sort of upgrade Naruto would get when working with an S-Class enemy.

... Oh course it's an Uzumaki... -head desk- Oh my goodness. Naruto isn't getting out of learning to read.

-covers eyes and just sighs- Poor Deidara... Also... Not being able to read is a major set back...

Personally, I've always liked the idea that the Uzumaki were dyslexic. Which is why seals might make more sense where kanji doesn't.

this is nuts can't wait for the next chapter

Oh gods, what on earth are you planning? This has a lot of potential, so I can't wait to see where youre going with it :D thank you for writing

Well this turned disturbing

Are you going to be continuing this? I really loved the story. It'd be great if they forgot that they ever weren't sisters because of the brainwashing. I really want to know how everything turns out since they're already forgetting who they are after a few days and they're supposed to be there for over two months.

More please

"As the sun rose over the horizon, one of The People who ran the school went into the kitchens and prepared a drink that did indeed contain Kale as the Cafeteria staff claimed. What else it contained was a number of ingredients that would prevent a hormonal adolescent from fertilizing the eggs of the young females who were nearing harvest. The last time they'd been less than vigilant around a male guest who'd been allowed into the dormitories..." So that means that the drink would make Naruto and Deidara either impotent or TRULY biologically female?

I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS ALIENS, BUT IT'S ALIENS. Or however that meme goes.

Ooh, there's something sinister going on here? Colour me fascinated!

Ooh, brilliant about having people from a certain area smell different! And Naruto is not in fact a total idiot; his skillset and area of knowledge just does not encompass some things people think of as "normal".

"Like that would ever happen." YOU KNOW NOTHING, DEIDARA.

*snerk* Okay, I started giggling. DAMMIT NARUTO YOU UTTER DERP.

Ah, I love the concept of a recognition signal.

I don't normally advocate genocide/extinction, but when I do it's because the group being slaughtered recently had to resort to a nasty combination of means to survive in the first place. That said, I'd barely bat an eye at both The People and humanity in this setting going the way of the dodo.