Methinks
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Joined 10-04-09, id: 2104836, Profile Updated: 09-27-17
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Avatar, Resident Evil, Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド, and Harry Potter.

Methinks, by most, 'twill be confess'd / That Death is never quite a welcome guest.

Mephistopheles (Faust)


Death twitches my ear. “Live,” he says, “I am coming.”

Virgil


Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways.

Stephen Vincent Benét


Update: September 2017

Wow. Last time I updated this was May 2011. How time flies. As I write this, the S.V.B. quote feels like its grown in significance. Six years...

When I logged back on, it warmed my heart to see the inbox full of messages from those of you who have reached out to me over the years, to support or encourage me. Thank you. I can't promise that I'm back to stay. But I'd like to think that I've grown and matured over the course of these six years, so who knows.

I am in a different place. Looking back on when I first started writing, I had no idea how much of a cry for help all my stories were. I was drowning in anger and I found my relief from that in characters dominated by their own rage and bitterness. Writing was a survival mechanism, rather than a hobby.

The anger is still there, don't get me wrong. You will see no shortage of angry characters in my stories. I suspect that it will always be a part of me. But my relationship with it is different today. I hope that, moving forward, I can add a little more dimension and substance to the characters that we all love.

I will be modifying Blindsight and Tyrant to bring them up to date with my new perspectives on life, the universe, and everything. Monsters exist. Suffering is real. But power and control are not the protections from these things that I once believed. I hope my treatment of these stories will reflect this. And reflect the hope for a better world that I'd like to think that I'm contributing to.

God bless you all. Feel free to contact me (I'll work on improving the timeliness of my responses.)

Methinks

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Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2737 - Favs: 13,215 - Follows: 7,794 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15205 - Favs: 23,048 - Follows: 20,254 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35628 - Favs: 26,725 - Follows: 19,673 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16548 - Favs: 11,474 - Follows: 9,966 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Warping Circumstances by Deritine reviews
AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,503 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15798 - Favs: 10,108 - Follows: 7,700 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Devil's Due by kc-archive reviews
Merchant & Ashley. "This little devil belong to you, Stranger?"
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Merchant, Ashley G. - Complete
One Lousy Joke by DarthAmmonite reviews
NWN2 A brief silliness. Whether you need legal counsel, alchemy, or relationship advice, there's only one elf to call...
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
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None of the Above reviews
One-shot. Spoilers through Vol 8! Following Yosuga's candid question aboard the Walfisch, Ganta is left doubting himself and his resolve. Can he do what must be done? For himself? For Shiro? For the Wretched Egg? Stream of Consciousness. T for cursing.
Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Complete
Twinkle, Twinkle, Prisoner 5580 reviews
One-shot. Prisoner 5580 muses on who he once was, where he is now, and the all around irony of the amusement park known as Deadman Wonderland. Definite AU, no spoilers.
Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
Tyrant reviews
It's been five years since the Dursleys sold Harry to a ruthless new pharmaceutical company. Now with no memory of who he is or what's been done to him, Harry's life takes a sharp turn when a werewolf attack forces him to confront a past he can't recall.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P.
Blindsight reviews
When Tsunade had asked him what he was going to do on his vacation he'd just smiled. But of all the things he might have said, caring for a crippled redhead sure as hell wasn't one of them. Isn't it funny the way life works out sometimes? Naruto/Tayuya
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,541 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Hey Kid reviews
Everyone knows that a bored Naruto is not a good Naruto. And when a bored Naruto runs into a harsh reminder of a childhood he'd rather forget a brand new chapter in Konoha's history is created. One-shot derived from the prologue to a story I've abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tsa'helu reviews
Na'vi are more than just individuals. It is to be part of Eywa, to live as One with every living thing around you. It is also a lesson each Na'vi must learn for himself, and sometimes one finds the lesson is taught in surprising ways. Discontinued.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,831 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Norm S.
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