Author's note: So here I am with a new story. It's an idea I had for a long time and only now I got around to actually writing it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Prologue

Most of the Hidden Villages who have a jinchuuriki have a handler assigned to taking care of him or her. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there was a reason. Watch the ninja of Konoha try their hand at being Naruto's handler.

Tenzo

"Wanna tree!" the angelic-looking almost three year old child demanded with a definitely unangelic attitude.

"Not now," his worn-out caretaker sighed.

"Wanna tree!" Naruto repeated his demand for the hundredth time this day.

"No."

"But I wanna tree!" the boy repeated with more force.

"Maybe later," Tenzo sighed in an attempt to make his charge shut up finally.

"Wanna tree now," Naruto pouted.

"No."

"Pwease." Naruto employed his strongest weapon: the puppy eyes.

"I'll do it later."

"Why not now?" Did I say the puppy dog eyes were Naruto's worst weapon? I take it back the kicked puppy eyes were much worse. Tenzo would give in, but he was too tired.

"I'll really do it later, I promise."

"I wanna tree now," the boy demanded.

"Stop it, Naruto," Tenzo said tiredly, hoping that the child would listen. It was really naive of him.

"Wanna tree now," the toddler pouted.

"No, and be a good boy."

"Wanna tree now!" the child was about to throw a fit.

"No, and stop being a brat." The jounin had no energy to deal with it now.

"WANNA TREE!" the shout was accompanied by a sense of incredible killing intent as the boy was enveloped in red chakra. Suddenly he looked like a demon instead of an angel.

"Not again," Tenzo groaned. "Jubaku no Jutsu!" He poured whatever chakra he had left into the technique. Trees sprouted from the ground, binding the young jinchuuriki and suppressing the Kyuubi's power. When it was done Tenzo sank to the ground completely exhausted.

"Yay! A tree!" Naruto exclaimed happily and climbed it. He made such a cute sight that Tenzo didn't know whether he wanted to hug him or strangle him. Because he was too tired to try either, he closed his eyes and fell asleep. He had to recover his energy fast. In a few hours Naruto was going to want another tree. He always did. Even if there was a whole forest around.

Tenzo quit the job after a week. He then spent a month in the hospital with chakra exhaustion.