How's it going?

Name: KuyouFox, just call me Fox.

Age: 16

Sex - or Gender for you Pervs: Male

Co-Author in all but actual Writing: Inu-shommaru

Beta: Inu-shommaru

Current Story Progress:

Rise of Demons - Chapter Nine is posted. 6,558 words into Chapter Ten as of 6/10/2013. (A/N: This story is being continued despite cliches involved to grant me some additional writing skill as I advance along.)

Brightest Light in the Darkest Shadow - Chapter Four is posted.

A Way of Life - Chapter Two is posted. 1,523 words into Chapter Three.

Sorry for my postponed absence, as I have finally returned. Posting chapters will be sketchy, but I'll try. Cheers!

Stories In The Works / Planning To Do:

- Price of Freedom - Naruto

Summary: Some would call being ignored a blessing in disguise, and one such blonde would agree to it wholeheartedly. With the Kyuubi being sealed inside his younger brother, Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze was put onto the back burner of any recognition from a young age. What happens when an opportunity to leave occurs that would shake the very foundations of the Elemental Nations? Will he take it and rise to higher heights than any could expect?

Pairing: Naruto / Fem. Kisame / Konan

- Paving the Pathway to Freedom- Naruto / One Piece Crossover

Summary: The path for freedom is never paved with simplistic ease. No, it is paved with the blood, sweat and tears of those who painstakingly fight for the ideal of being free of the shackles forced upon them. Once the ideals of the World Government clash with the ideals of one individual who begins paving the way for freedom a revolution will begin and finish, bringing forth, in its wake, the freedom of the crushing oppression that so many have desired.

Pairing: Naruto / Harem

- Family, Weight of the World - Naruto / Fairy Tail Crossover

Summary: The warmth of a family, the comfort of being embraced by a loved one. All of these sentiments and more are what is craved by human life - And Naruto Uzumaki is of no exception to them. Will he succeed in his journey to find and protect the only family member that was not ripped away from him that went missing at a young age? Or will he fail - Never to find her again?

Pairing: Naruto / Harem

- A Hidden World Uncovered - Naruto / World of Warcraft Crossover

Summary: After being spirited away from Konoha by two inebriated Chuunin believing it was their duty, Naruto is left at the base of Snow-Capped Mountains. When he awakens, he finds himself abandoned in the wild in Kaminari no Kuni (Lightning Country) and explores the area - Finding the entrance to a lost civilization where he uncovers information not seen in ages. Armed with knowledge and powers beyond the Age of Shinobi, what other hidden wonders will be uncovered by his eyes? Archaeologist!Naruto

Pairing: Naruto / Small Harem

- Sands of Time - Naruto / World of Warcraft Crossover

Summary: Times pass and the ages fly by only for facts to turn to legends, myths and eventually forgotten in the sands of time. One such of these forgotten legends leaves his homeland, only to find himself immersed in multiple wide-scale plots, several wars of epic proportions and attracting all sorts of attention that is not always from the 'right' people.

Pairing: Naruto / Small Harem

- The Crimson Scourge - Harry Potter

Summary: On that fateful night in which Voldemort was 'vanquished', more than a scar and the ability to speak Parseltongue was transfered to young Harry Potter. Now, a long thought hidden art of Black Magic is uncovered, unlocked and attained will sweep the Magical World on its feet. Will Magical Britain survive the storm that will sweep away their notions of Pure-Blood Supremacy and their very Government to be forgotten in time - Or will it be reborn from its ashes into something greater? Necromancy - Your rise has come once again.

Pairing: Harry / Fleur / ?

- Rebirth of the Uzumaki - Naruto

Summary: 'They thought they could win against the very clan I created, taught and loved. They all thought we were impregnable and for good reason. Now they try to do the unthinkable and attack once again, only to announce the herald of my Rebirth back into fold of life. The Uzumaki are my clan, and I will see them flourish once more from the oppression that is forced upon them from war.'

Pairing: Naruto / Harem

- Halcyon - Naruto / Bleach Crossover

Summary: The Soul Society was created by two individuals that wanted order in an lawless area. They persevered and prospered as a result, flourished and were nourished into something great - a place of peace and serenity. One of those people were Genryuusai Yamamoto; the other was one who was his steadfast student, ally, and comrade in arms - Uzumaki Naruto.

Pairing: Naruto / Small Harem

- Fire and Ice - Harry Potter / Sekirei Crossover

Summary: Fire and Ice... Two polar opposites that would never exist together in one place at a time. Inevitably, one would either become thoroughly doused and extinguished, or melted and evaporated into fine mist where it disappears. A fated meeting and a chance given, offer hope that such a mixture can exist in the confines of both the human heart and in reality.

Pairing: Harry / Homura / Akitsu

- Game of Chance and Fate - Naruto

Summary: 'The Game' has become all the Shinobi know about themselves or remember as to their origins - war. However, the Game will never be the same after naruto uzuamki's involvement...

Pairing: Naruto / ?

- Shards of the Fallen - Naruto / Bleach Crossover

Summary: All it takes is but one moment and a single chance for the course of the future to radically chance. Just one, and the world of Shinobi is littered with such chance, but the most radical of them all is the choice a soon-to-be blond Gennin takes.

Pairing: Naruto / Small Harem.

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."