A young woman finds herself caught in a web of love, family, betrayal and madness, and tries to weave her own story from it all. (This is the older version of the story. Please check out the updated version being published here, and thank you so much for reading!)

A silly, very fluffy story for anyone who every wanted to see Janeway and Q as a couple... Now rated "M" for the naughty bits. You know you want to read it!

Ginny's life falls apart after she is raped by a gang of Death Eaters and left for dead. She gives up on living and retreats into herself, becoming empty and numb. That is, until an obsessed Draco Malfoy takes it upon himself to save her.

In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

"There must always be a Lich King…" Upon Arthas' demise, the role falls unexpectedly to Jaina Proudmoore. And she's not the only one dismayed by her 'promotion'... AU! Co-starring Kel'Thuzad & Jaina's emo subconscious.

Tanith Delano is a crew-member aboard the Normandy, along for the ride as they're given much needed shore leave after the defeat of the Collectors, celebrating their victory with beer, laughter, and ... a human fetishist convention? Lorik/OFC MassKinkFill

Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Eowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as Good Queen Vold mocks everything that always happens to Faramir and Eowyn. Also contains the delightful pairing of Eomer/a mop.

They would be gods if they weren't mortal... They were young and the world was at their command; they thought they were invincible. Follow Narcissa and Lucius, see their youth, their life, their love, witness how they come undone. Written after DH.

Hannah Shepard and Turian Councilor Sparatus have a history that stretches back decades into the First Contact War. Behind Commander Shepard's life and trials, her mother follows her own path into fate and love and the strains of both. 2013 MassEffect Kinkmeme's People's Choice Award for Best Story Without Shepard as a Main Character. (coolest thing ever, holy cow)

Garrus' thoughts at the end of Mass Effect 3. Implied Garrus/FemShep. Just my way of making sense of one of the final scenes. Written for the #NoShepardWithoutVakarian initiative at HoldTheLine. WARNING: Contains *SPOILERS* for the end of ME3.

Reunions are always a volatile affair. When it's between two Spectres, it's no different. Except the explosions are real. And numerous. FemShep/Nihlus, AU

An Elder Scroll is stolen, his bodyguard and only confidant is dead, and Ocato is slowly buckling under the strain of running an Empire without an Emperor. But when Modryn Oreyn lands the position of Chancellor's guard, that all changes. Eventual slash.

The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.

Nobody gets away with bar-fighting and mess-making in The Filthy Animal on Uda the Beast's watch. Not even a time-traveling dragon-saving member of the Six. OR, In which Rhonin reaps the rewards of his inadvisable behavior.

A young paladin struggles with his feelings. How can he fulfill his father's wish that he be a good paladin whilst he also harbors emotions that are against the doctrine of the Order? Slash. Please R&R guys, love reading your reviews and will reply!

This story doesn't make any sense. It's not supposed to. Just my way to get the silly out of my system in-between working on more serious projects. Heavy AU, possible OOC-ness, crack pairings and other random bits included.

When Astalor Bloodsworn sees Aethas Sunreaver, his first question is: What's it like to be a brown-nosing turncoat? But his second is: Does the carpet match the curtains? Slash.

The Aperture Science Red Phone Plan was supposed to be a measure against GLaDOS becoming sentient and godlike. Obviously that didn't work out. Who in the world was on the other end of the phone?

He may be her lord and husband, but Genn Greymane has never been Queen Mia's master. One-shot, drabble, Genn/Mia.

After the events of Portal 2, Different Turret and Defective Turret find themselves in a room together. They make friends.

The life of a forsaken, taking place shortly after the formation of the Ebon Blade. Originally made for a writing contest, but never submitted.

The Light forgives all things. Mortal hearts are a different matter. Set between TBC and WotLK.

Smoke and mirrors can be terrible things when they separate you from the one thing that can save you from yourself... Chell/GLaDOS mother/daughter fic. Published on a whim after an odd wave of inspiration hit me.

No one at Aperture High expected the two to meet- and gladly wished that the two most annoying people in school never did. However, there are some things that are simply inevitable. Spasocity! AU I own NOTHING and apologize for the summary fail.

***SPOILERS FOR P2*** Filling in the gaps on how Caroline became GLaDOS. Cave Johnson/Caroline / please R&R

Lucien's latest contract proves considerably more hassle than he's worth. Opinions change, mind you... Lucien Lachance/OMC. ON HIATUS.

A thirteen-part story written as a prompt table for the LiveJournal community rarepair shorts. Set in an AU where Lord Voldemort defeated Harry Potter and darkness rules the United Kingdom.

Now you can have your very own King of Stormwind!

Mahi. Trua. Curiato. Three celestial beings sent to prepare the world. They are Azeroth's salvation. And the mortal races have so many enemies. A broad fic, encompassing many Warcraft heroes and several OCs. Sequel to MahiMahi. DISCONTINUED with EPILOGUE

People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.

In which Saito falls in love with Robert's brattiness, waits for forty years, and comes back and wins him with contracts and coffee. And George Bernard Shaw quotes. The last part is important. SaitoRobert.

Complete nonsense. Inspired by "Hamlet on FaceBook." Google it. "Routine Things" is up. K/S. Nothing overt.

Complete. Nobody's really whole, we're just broken in different ways from each other. Jack/Thane.

ANOTHER 5 times fic of mine! I'm sorry! This time a tale about how Holmes gets over Watson...or attempts to anyway! Enjoy!

Alara is a trainee blood elf paladin who sees the wrong thing at the wrong time. Catapulted into a foriegn land, Alara is in for a vacation she never wanted when she runs into two night elf Outrunners.

The festival affects us all in very different ways.

What happens when our very own Mary Sue is given a chance to join the Dark Brotherhood by a very edgy and deadly yet somehow ruggedly handsome Speaker? Can she do it? Can Lucien remain in-character and sane? Can he stop Mary before she romances him? Hm.

General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

Banus' reaction to the death of his Speaker. Banus Alor and Alval Uvani, two rather neglected members of the Dark Brotherhood. Rated for violent themes.

T'lara had never enjoyed the company of Amanda Grayson. He assured her that his father and the matriarch of their clan took little issue with Amanda, but Amanda seemed to doubt his assessment. Amanda/Sarek, What if Amanda adopted the ways of Surak?

K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?

One-Shot. McCoy overhears an "intimate" conversation between the Captain and his First Officer.

Q has come to tell Picard that he will no longer be testing humanity. Oddly enough, Picard finds that he would indeed miss Q if he never saw him again, but he'd rather not tell Q why. Picard/Q pairing. Some rude words but nothing explicit.

She wasn’t a necromancer, but she was close enough. And Lucien wasn’t dead, but—-well… actually that’s a matter of opinion… Lucien Lachance/OFC

Selected entries from the diary of Booch Mishtar, Cyrodiil's most irritable adventurer. Chronicling his rise to mediocrity in the Dark Brotherhood and his transformation into Cyrodiil's most irritable vampire.

In the afterlife, Martin gets a visit from the god he used to worship.

Antoinetta escapes the purification process and heads to Fort Farragut in search of her Speaker. Lucien/Antoinetta. Final chapter Up!

Oneshot. Just a little drabble I wrote for Shivering Isles. Implied slash, nothing graphic at all, but it's there, OC/Sheogorath, in a roundabout way.

Kathryn has accepted Q's proposal to be the mother of his child albeit wearily. It's a bumpy road ahead but both will learn that sometimes fresh blood really can quell the masses. Sometimes it can even bring people together when they least intend it.

The poor boy had lost years of his life, and what had once been an obsession became a compulsion, causing Colin to photograph everything he came into contact with or cared about Blaise Zabini/Colin Creevy. SLASH! Post-War fic.

Post Endgame. Voyager has returned to Earth, this story follows Janeway and Chakotay over the years after their return as they struggle with their feelings for one another, the different directions their lives pull them in, and some unexpected news. JC.

Edward takes Bella. Oneshot.

After an impressive amount of Temporal Prime Directive breakage, Voyager is finally back in the AQ where a trigger happy Captain Janeway confronts her first officer with his new blonde.

CarlisleEsme This story begins in 1919, with Carlisle coming back just to check up on the woman he can't forget. Leaving her alone becomes almost impossible, however, when he sees just how her life has turned out.

Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R

The story of one of the unsung heroes of the Dark Brotherhood. Who was she before she came to the Black Hand? What made her into what she is? Can a life of servitude prove her worthy of redemption? Violence, unpleasant ideas, mild language. R&R please.

It's always annoying when the hired help begins to ask questions. Isn't it?

Can Kael’thas find a way to be a daddy and a villain? When Prince Belorim Sunstrider, a threeyearold, arrives at Tempest Keep his father learns that he’s inherited a royal mess whether he wanted to or not. The Burning Legion, Illidan, and the Knights of

The tale of a Tauren Shaman, and his quest to aid a Night Elf Druid.

Luna convinces Hermione to perform a specific charm, and the results change the lives of four unsuspecting wizards.

A Meh Ayleidon tribute. Sort of. Rated M for adult themes, horrific slash pairings, the mocking of romance novels, rampant OOCness, bad euphemisms, and being horribly squicky. Flee while you still can.

Hilarity about Hrormir's Icestaff and the thieves guild. Oneshot.

A short little story involving Haskill and Sheogorath, fairly dark tones throughout. I wrote it sometime last month to work on descriptive details, and I've finally gotten a chance to post it. I know this isn't a good summary, but you just have to read it

Hogwarts gets a chat room. M for Harry&Ginny's webcam cyber, etc. :D One-shot.

Set after "Feet of Clay". Vimes and Vetinari cuddle after sex, and have a tender and open conversation. Comparatively.

The Champion of Cyrodiil's rant about it all.

The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?

One hundred ways Teatime managed to catch Susan's attention and the slow, accidental process of falling in love. Teatime x Susan.

Tempted by a magical addiction, overwhelming sorrow and anger, Prince Kael’thas Sunstrider has one last chance to redeem himself. Redemption is a woman Bloodknight named Saturna Whiteblade. But will their love be stronger than his pain and The Betrayer?

Last in the series: Plan B17 Alpha, nicknamed ‘the Mission Implausible’ will enable Master Rogue Shadowstep to trap the woman of his dreams in a relationship. But Old Gods, demons, the Horde, the Burning Legion, and worse yet, young people get in the way.

COMPLETE! Between boys, dances, and a competition, Ginny is overwhelmed. When everyone's trying to force her to be someone she's not, Ginny finds comfort and trouble, of course, in the arms of an unlikely Slytherin. Who knew 6th year was this crazy?

Q loses a bet with his son. Now he must pretend to be a sixth year student at Hogwarts without using any of his powers. How will Hogwarts react to the new student? Will Q survive the year? x-over with Star Trek: TNG and Voyager.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Every church has certain rules. Kel Thuzad´s now has too. Witness the 10 commandments of the Cult of the DamnedThe title is quite self explanatory, isn´t it?

Harley just couldn't take it anymore...

Kel'Thuzad's plan is about to come to fruition, but the people of Brill are blissfully unaware. Not for long. A story of the coming of the Third War. Rated for quite a lot of violence and other horrible things.

A oneshot showing how a Dark Ranger and a Archmage get together, a story which shows how two lovers dreaming in colors can make fiction become a reality.

Third in the Romancer Series: Alessandre is a notorious kaldorei assassin with a freakish split personality. Opalbane is the alcoholic, excultist, shadowpriestess he must protect. This is what happens when crazy people fall in love...

Taranis wants revenge, but he's not too great with fighting. How does he go about it? Why, being a spy for the horde of course! Unfortunetly he later joined up with a childish night elf, and he finds it a little hard to not strangle her evey now and then.

“You are a fraudulent charlatan, Colin Creevey.” Colin spun around, only to discover there was nothing there.

Post-Endgame. When Voyager's return has tragic consequences for Janeway, Chakotay goes back in time to change history. A new timeline begins with new and old adventures for the crew. J/C. AU season seven .