ABOUT ME:

Hi, my name is Tina Redwood and I am going to hell. I write inappropriate and I hope hilarious HP erotica.

"...in my mind, you're up there with Jo." - ultravioletfever27.

Love. My. Readers.

PLEASE DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT/POINT OUT THE INAPPROPRIATENESS OF THE CONTENT. M-rated content does not show up unless you look for it, so if you are reading my stories you were looking for the inappropriateness. I know it's inappropriate. The thousands of reviews I've gotten all loving this smut & humor tell me that what I do makes people happy.

CURRENT STORIES:

Add Ginger: Take your HP characters struggling to get it on, and add Ginger Stotts. Hilarity and mind blowing sex ensue.

COMPLETED STORIES:

The Granger Resistance Program: Hermione is in Slytherin, Draco is in Gryffindor, and Dumbledore ships them hard.
SexyWitches Inc.: Blaise/Ginny. Yes, there is smut but it's romantic and has a plot. My post popular fic so far.
Girls Say the Darnest Things: A comedy fic with all the girls you know, love, and/or hate.
Figure It Out: A Dramione with plenty of Blaise/Ginny. 2009-2014!
Seducing Mr. Malfoy: A Dramione multi-chapter that so many people liked despite mistakes! First fanfic.
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee: A one shot made up of funny letters between your favorite characters, rated T.
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee Part 2: A continuation of the above, rated M.
Hogwarts Chat Room: Randomness, obnoxious Draco, pedophile Snape, and horny Harry. One shot.
Guy Next Door: Ginny/OC smut in three chapters, requested by JulieMalfoyZabini.

:Favorite Reviews:

I have an amazing audience. My reviewers have generally been so generous. In seeing some that really blew me away recently, I decided to keep some on here! I couldn't go through all my fics to find the great ones, but here are some:

"You know how witches and wizards took to the streets when Harry Potter first defeated Voldemort? Flaunting their wizarding clothes, partying without a care in the world..I feel like a muggle equivalent is about to take place once everyone gets news of this update. I have waited hopelessly for this day and in my mind, you're up there with Jo. No one else compares to your work. I've probably broken the site looking for authors like you and I still haven't found anyone who gets sex comedy as well as you do. Your stories are light-hearted, tasteful, and fun without being cheesy and overly sentimental. You have DEFINED what I look for in fanfiction...

- ultravioletfever27

"Tina, you have an amazing talent and I have no doubt that you'll be a successful writer some day."

"This is honestly the best fanfic that I've ever read. And I've read a lot of fanfics! ...You are an amazing writer, I love your style! I especially like how you can give the story depth and an actual plot, yet still have smut. Something a lot of smut doesn't have. This is my favorite fanfic of yours with Seducing Mr. Malfoy a close second. You can really see a difference in this and Seducing Mr. Malfoy- your writing is so much stronger! I really hope that you'll start writing again- your my favorite author on here!"

-Vicky Applebottom

"Your writing style is fabulous and your sense of plot is impeccable...I, being a huge Dramione fan, and also a fan of smut...hehe, found this absolutely wonderful! Any small mistakes you made were definitely covered ten-fold by your interesting plot and beautiful flow of the story. I've also read all of your other stories-I adore Seducing Mr. Malfoy! I have recently decided to start on a Dramione fic and your stories have provided such an inspiration and guiding hand for my work."

- Lexi Lollipop