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Joined 07-05-05, id: 847977, Profile Updated: 02-29-20
Author has written 12 stories for Warcraft.

Well, I never forgot what it felt like. I never really stopped re-reading these goofy, powerful stories or writing them. And now, I have a whole lot more to share. It's true, I stopped playing Warcraft for a while. But I'm back and I'm writing again. Look forward to more My Life For My Prince because, hey, I LOVE writing fanfiction. I love feeling proud of my work, and I'm so pleased I was able to share, and will continue to share my writing with you... Thanks to everyone for their very kind, unflinching support over the years... even if my super-fangirly stories made you constantly flinch.

By the by, I write other stories online and am finishing up my first novel. More on that later...

Pooktales on Tumblr: You can now find me on Tumblr! Look for pooktales or my IC blog trixcuomo for art I've drawn, more stories... pretty much the stuff I've been doing between fanfic updates. *ducks* Don't hit me!

About the My Life For My Prince Series (In Progress)

A lot deviates from the lore. This takes place in an alternate universe where the Knights of the Blood Nexus have saved the now King Kael'thas Sunstrider. Kael'thas has some ethics but he's still pretty evil. And more importantly, he is also very handsome *eyebrow waggle* and certainly cunning. Kael'thas' Bloodknights are a cast of characters that bounce embarrassing jokes off him and one another very well, yet are terrifying to mess with. There are very sweet, sometimes dizzying love triangles and ships among their group. Illidan and Kael'thas have an extremely close, even co-dependent, sinister love-hate friendship that is both fun and heartbreaking to watch. Faltheriel Darkweaver, a once Sunfury, also makes an appearance as a really destructive Kael'thas fanboy.

There are plenty of highly amusing reversals in characterization, such as a charming Bill Clinton-esque King Anasterian Sunstrider overwhelmed by his political and romantic affairs, and a smack-talking Arthas with a country drawl who a fan pointed out sometimes feels like a punk, teenage The Joker.

I also try to fill in lore gaps that I find fascinating, just for fun. For example: Kael'thas' mother we never hear about; a look into Kael'thas' real emotional turmoil and romances while in Outland; the nitty gritty who-what-where-and-why of how the first Bloodknights formed; how exactly Liadrin became disillusioned with the Light while she was a priestess; what other political issues or themes in Highborne society might have cried out for Thalassian paladins to come into being; and couldn't Tyrande and Illidan actually have had an affair after 10,000 years of Malfurion being away, etc. Ya know, the juicy bits...

About The Romancers Series (Complete)

My first fanfic. Now it feels nostalgic for several reasons... Beneath the Cenarion Enclave in Darnassus, the Kaldorei Rogue Network does its best to protect the interests of the Night Elves within the Alliance. But then Onyxbane and Opalbane, a brother and sister devastated by the Burning Legion attacks in Felwood, come along and unravel every careful little plan Master Rogue Shadowstep has laid in place over the years. It happens through the mushroom cloud-like fallout of Onyxbane and then Opalbane's romantic misadventures with the rogues they meet.

We follow the warrior Onyxbane; the sultry rogue Wisthera; the alcoholic ex-cultist shadowpriestess Opalbane; the dashing rogue and once-druid Alessandre; ruthless Shadowstep and the lovely priestess Feathershine through touching and laugh-out-loud awkward romances, and good ole-fashioned espionage for this very weird family of Night Elves. We also meet the strangely handsome and wonderfully goofy Faltheriel Darkweaver, a lonely Blood Elf agent of the Burning Legion who keeps insisting on showing up in almost every single story looking for love, like a bad penny. It turns out that Faltheriel also used to serve under Kael'thas...

All of these Romancer stories are so good, but "The Romancer Opalbane" is hands-down my favorite. Why? Because Al is compelling, and it's also Faltheriel's first story. D'aaaw...

About The Fangirlverse (On Hiatus)

And then... I had to go and make something called The Fangirlverse to contain it all. My Blood Elf and Night Elf stories grew from funny 'what if?' scenarios into a full blown alternate universe with Kael'thas as a king, his secret order of Bloodknights and the unbelievably powerful Kal'dorei Rogue Network. Both stories were connected by... Faltheriel Darkweaver for some reason. Well, why not fully unite them both? Pit the Night Elf rogues against the Blood Elf Bloodknights!

The first chapter of the Fangirlverse is up but I think it's going to change a lot as I get more ideas from "The Embarrassing Story of How I Became a Bloodknight". I'll unite Blood Elves and Night Elves in one grand diversion of alternate plotlines, romances, exotic new characters that could have been in the lore, fancy historical scenes in both empires, high drama, tense rivalries... all the things that make TV, soap operas, anime and novels the most fun places to let your imagination roam. I'm also planning some more prominent LGBTQ relationships for this series, and not just for Faltheriel. I'm so excited to share the Fangirlverse with you, so look forward to it!

To all the fanboys and fangirls out there looking for 'more to the story'... you're welcome.

- pooktales

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Jumping to Conclusions by SuperCornflake reviews
What happens when you think you are in love with someone, only to later find out you're in love someone else - and the person you least expected at that? This scenario is only too complicated for a certain defense attorney. Rated T for now.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,773 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/22/2017 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
A Proper Education by DaBigLizzard reviews
The story is now complete! A tale of corruption, and the origin of the Dark Portal.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,240 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
SunnyDale’s Haven for Addicts and other persons by Draco135-60 reviews
Kaelthas is a head doctor of a psychiatric institution for warcraft characters.Be afraid...Be very afraid...
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,437 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006
Unlikely Heroes: The Harpy Queen Skrch by SickleYield reviews
Now complete! Fourth and final in a series about the heroes who are not related to Jaina, have never met Thrall, and are never going to make the Lich King's To Do list. Rated for violence and thematic elements.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,021 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Fel Orc Veren Redmorning by SickleYield reviews
Third in a series about the heroes who may become great, but never famous. Not many will remember Veren Redmorning. Those who do will not soon forget. Rating for strong violence.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,323 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Bandit Jorn Raveloe by SickleYield reviews
Second in a series about the heroes who never shake the world, because they're too busy trying to keep it from shaking them. It's not easy being a bandit chief, especially not in the infested city of Dalaran.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Lich Phage Marrowice by SickleYield reviews
First in a series: Every hero isn't a Thrall or even an Arthas. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some fall into the category of none of the above. Here is the story of one such unlikely hero.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Complete
So You Want to Write a Tolkien Fanfic? by SickleYield reviews
Humorous guide to writing like a neurotic misogynist Englishman. Not that I think all Englishmen are neurotic misogynists. I freely admit that all the neurotic misogynists I know are American. Complete with one or two expansions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
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The Embarrassing Story of How I Became a Bloodknight reviews
The prequel! How Sunthraze the Sly and his friends became the first Bloodknights and their first, forgotten mission to save the now King Kael'thas from Dalaran (and Jaina of all things). Sylvanas and Arthas also re-live a shocking affair in the final days before Quel'thalas falls. The My Life for My Prince series explores alternate pairings, plotlines and exotic new characters.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 12/16/2017 - Arthas Menethil, Jaina Proudmoore, Kael'thas Sunstrider, Sylvanas Windrunner
MLFMP5: The Romancer Turaho reviews
Another holiday special! Turaho, a wary Sunwalker paladin, is asked by the Queen of Quel'thalas to investigate the disappearance of Greatfather Winter from a celebration in Thunderbluff. The Alliance is accusing King Kael'thas of the kidnapping, but it couldn't possibly be his fault… again. Can Turaho avoid a minefield of shifty Bloodknights in order to discover the truth?
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 140,837 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 12/8/2018 - Kael'thas Sunstrider, Baine Bloodhoof
The Fangirlverse reviews
In an alternate universe where Kael'thas is king and Illidan was precariously redeemed, two rival spy networks, the sin'dorei Knights of the Blood Nexus and the Kal'dorei Rogue Network, suspect one another of a war crime, this high-stakes Blood Elf-Night Elf spy-versus-spy threatens to tear these capable spies, their romances, and even the Alliance and Horde apart.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2017
MLFMP4: Fall of Quel'thalas reviews
Illidan and Tyrande are a couple? Lady Vashj is no longer a Naga? What the HECK is going on? This time-traveling mystery builds tension as the real deception slowly comes into focus: someone powerful is tampering with elven history. King Kael'thas has banished the vain Sunfury General Blaize with his caustic step-mother Queen Celestia, but finding the culprit could save even them.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
MLFMP3: Revenge of Kael'thas reviews
Kael'thas has a plan to punish everyone who ever crossed him. Ever. But then, the worst person possible steps in and turns everything on its head. This story is a brief transition into MLFMP4: Fall of Quel'thalas.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
MLFMP2: Son of Kael'thas reviews
Can Kael’thas find a way to be a daddy and a villain? When Prince Belorim Sunstrider, a threeyearold, arrives at Tempest Keep his father learns that he’s inherited a royal mess whether he wanted to or not. The Burning Legion, Illidan, and the Knights of
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 228,945 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Kael'thas Sunstrider, Illidan Stormrage - Complete
Triangle reviews
A love triangle to end all love triangles: Faltheriel's final romantic misadventure! What do two elf men and a crazy cat lady have to do with one another? It's a threesome that actually works. A modern-day love story set in the Warcraft universe.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2008
My Life for My Prince reviews
Tempted by a magical addiction, overwhelming sorrow and anger, Prince Kael’thas Sunstrider has one last chance to redeem himself. Redemption is a woman Bloodknight named Saturna Whiteblade. But will their love be stronger than his pain and The Betrayer?
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 229,308 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Kael'thas Sunstrider, Illidan Stormrage - Complete
The Romancer Shadowstep reviews
Last in the series: Plan B17 Alpha, nicknamed ‘the Mission Implausible’ will enable Master Rogue Shadowstep to trap the woman of his dreams in a relationship. But Old Gods, demons, the Horde, the Burning Legion, and worse yet, young people get in the way.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,091 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
The Romancer Opalbane reviews
Third in the Romancer Series: Alessandre is a notorious kaldorei assassin with a freakish split personality. Opalbane is the alcoholic, excultist, shadowpriestess he must protect. This is what happens when crazy people fall in love...
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 106,667 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
The Romancer Greatfather Winter reviews
The sequel to The Romancer Onyxbane with a holiday twist: The characters we know and love get sucked into the secret santa from hell! Will a little holiday misery unravel hard won love and friendships?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
The Romancer Onyxbane reviews
Onyxbane, a warrior, must save his sister from being seduced by the dark Twilight's Hammer cult. But the women who love him keep complicating the mission. Will he fall for the girl next door, his exgirlfriend, or the older woman? Read and find out...
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete