Captain Kirk is reviewing personnel assignments.
Commander Spock is observing Captain Kirk while he is working.
Doctor McCoy is wondering how it can possibly be time for crew physicals again. Already. And you will come down here for yours, Captain.
Chief Engineer Scott is reprogramming the dispenser to replicate cheeseburgers. Again.
Lieutenant Uhura is trying to decide if she wants to cut her hair. Maybe it's time to be rockin' a sassy updo.
Lieutenant Sulu is researching retractable swords on GoogleIntergalatic. There's a birthday coming up soon.
Ensign Chekov is trying to keep track of the swords that Lieutenant Sulu seems to like. There's a birthday coming up soon.
Nurse Chapel is trying to read the chicken scratch Dr. McCoy claims to be his handwriting in order to finish updating the personnel files. Is it too much to ask that you enter the information on your padds, Doctor?
Ambassador Spock is looking forward to the USS Enterprise visiting New Vulcan again soon. Hopefully minus some of the medical emergencies which occurred the last time due to certain personnel being overexposed to the sun's harsh rays.
Security Chief Giotto is wondering if he has lost his mind joining SpaceBook. {Security Chief Giotto is new to SpaceBook. Write on Security Chief Giotto's wall. Suggest friends to Security Chief Giotto.}

Captain Kirk has decided Doctor McCoy needs to get better acquainted with the medical staff that work gamma shift.
Commander Spock thinks Captain Kirk should not antagonize the Doctor right before his yearly physical.
Doctor McCoy has received the new vaccinations that Starfleet is requiring all Captains receive during their yearly physicals. And these have to be administered in the gluteus medius muscles.
Chief Engineer Scott is glad he can spend the majority of his time in engineering so he doesn't have to deal with the drama that seems to be constantly occurring on the bridge.
Lieutenant Uhura doesn't understand why she has no comments on her status update. Come on people. Should I cut my hair or not?
Lieutenant Sulu found the perfect retractable sword. It's bookmarked under "gifts for when I've been especially good."
Ensign Chekov may or may not have ordered a new retractable sword. Although he will say that Lieutenant Sulu has been exceptionally good…recently.
Nurse Chapel is considering requesting reassignment. To botany. Or xenobiology. Or maybe astrophysics. Seriously? Anything has to be better than…well, never mind.
Ambassador Spock is amused by the antics on this USS Enterprise. It is fascinating to be an observer rather than a participant. It is really not so different this time around. No matter what Starfleet may think.
Security Chief Giotto has promised Doctor McCoy that he will deliver the Captain on time if he does not arrive in SickBay on his own.
Captain Kirk commented on Security Chief Giotto's status: You'll have to catch me first!

Captain Kirk is trying to remember why he ever wanted Doctor McCoy to be his CMO. Or his BFF. Or even in the same universe as he is. And if gluteus medius muscles means my very fine ass, you can forget it, Doctor.
Commander Spock will make sure Captain Kirk arrives for his scheduled appointment in sickbay and will remain the entire time to ensure his cooperation. I will also make sure the Captain exposes his gluteus medius muscles when the Doctor demands that he do so.
Security Chief Giotto likes Commander Spock's status.
Captain Kirk unlikes Commander Spock's status.
Doctor McCoy thinks Captain Kirk should stop acting like an infant and haul his ass down to sickbay. You are on my last nerve already. And your ass is not all that fine, frankly.
Captain Kirk unlikes Doctor McCoy's status.
Chief Engineer Scott has no comment on physicals, asses, or haircuts. I'm too busy to be dragged into any of your drama. But if you get a new sword, Hikaru, I'd be interested in trying it out.
Lieutenant Uhura thinks Scotty should really tell me what he thinks. I'll come down so we can discuss it in person. That okay?
Chief Engineer Scott likes Lieutenant Uhura's status update.
Chief Engineer Scott commented on Lieutenant Uhura's status update: Aye lassie. You are welcome in Engineering any time you'd like to pay me a visit.
Lieutenant Uhura likes Chief Engineer Scott's comment.
Lieutenant Sulu thinks Ensign Chekov should come to their quarters so he can demonstrate how much he deserves a new sword.
Ensign Chekov thinks he can get someone to cover the rest of his shift. The Captain's still trying to hide from the Doctor, and the Commander is still trying to find him.
Nurse Chapel is thinking of requesting reassignment on Earth. At a sanatorium. Or in a sanatorium. Some place very quiet and peaceful.

Ambassador Spock thinks that the Uhura of his time had beautiful short hair. Perhaps you should follow her example, Nyota. And Mr. Scott is a good person to ask about whether or not you should cut it.
Lieutenant Uhura likes Ambassador Spock's status.
Chief Engineer Scott likes Ambassador Spock's status.
Security Chief Giotto has joined the hunt for Captain Kirk. The ship isn't that big, really.

Captain Kirk has returned to his quarters after his yearly physical. Three days after. Yeah, thanks Doctor. It'd been too long since I had the fun of waking up from an anaphylactic shock-induced coma. With bruises all over my ass. And my arms from the IVs. And with Spock on the biobed next to me because he suffered the same allergic reaction because I had it.
Commander Spock has returned to his quarters after the Captain was released from Sickbay. I hope to resume my duties on the Bridge tomorrow.
Doctor McCoy said he was sorry. If I had thought for one minute those vaccinations would have made you that sick, I would have never given them to you, Captain. At least I got to complete your physical while you were unconscious.
Captain Kirk unlikes Doctor McCoy's status.
Commander Spock unlikes Doctor McCoy's status.
Doctor McCoy commented on Captain Kirk's wall: I said I was sorry, dammit.
Captain Kirk commented on Doctor McCoy's post: Yeah yeah yeah. Tell it to my ass. Cause the ears don't want to hear it.
Doctor McCoy unlikes Captain Kirk's comment.

Captain Kirk expanded the size of his asteroid field. {Click here to learn how to expand your own asteroid field.}
Captain Kirk sent Doctor McCoy an invitation to lay claim to the asteroid field next to his so that they will be able to fly both ways without being stopped by the border patrols.
Doctor McCoy accepted Captain Kirk's invitation to lay claim to the asteroid field next to his. This gains Captain Kirk a new spaceflyer with super-stoked power jets. {Click here to learn how to gain your own spaceflyer with super-stoked power jets.}

Captain Kirk invited Doctor McCoy to be his neighbor on Pirate Paradise.
Doctor McCoy accepted Captain Kirk's invitation to be his neighbor on Pirate Paradise. This gains Captain Kirk 100 more acres to surround his mansion on Pirate Paradise. {Click here to learn how you can expand your own Pirate Paradise.}
Captain Kirk added a pool, sunroom, and 5 spaceflyer garage to his mansion on Pirate Paradise. {Click here to learn how you can add onto your own mansion.}
Doctor McCoy captured an enemy Pirateship on Pirate Paradise and added it to his Pirate fleet. This gains Doctor McCoy a mansion on Pirate Paradise.
Doctor McCoy planted peach trees on his Pirate Paradise.
Doctor McCoy needs your help to harvest his peach trees. Click here to help Doctor McCoy with his harvest.

Captain Kirk invited Doctor McCoy to change the marquee on his Skyscape Cinema.
Doctor McCoy changed the marquee on Captain Kirk's Skyscape Cinema. This gains Captain Kirk a new row of seats for his Skyscape Cinema. {Click here to learn how you can gain new seats for your Skyscape Cinema.}
Doctor McCoy acquired his own Skyscape Cinema.
Doctor McCoy banned Captain Kirk from ever visiting his Skyscape Cinema. {Click here to learn how you can ban other SpaceBook users from visiting your Skyscape Cinema.}
Captain Kirk instant messaged Doctor McCoy: Rly? You banned me from your cinema? Rly? I thought you were kissing up to me by accepting all the other invitations I sent you.
Doctor McCoy instant messaged Captain Kirk: Banned you? No I didn't. I thought it said "have his band." You know – have it play. Sorry.
Captain Kirk instant messaged Doctor McCoy: Liar liar pants on fire. You didn't think that. And you are still me EX-BFF.
Doctor McCoy instant messaged Captain Kirk: Grow the hell up already. Please. I'm begging you.
Captain Kirk instant messaged Doctor McCoy: YOU are the one who tried to kill me, remember? And Spock just for good measure.
Doctor McCoy is no longer online.

Chief Engineer Scott is glad Captain Kirk is feeling better and will gladly turn the Bridge back over to him as soon as he can.
Captain Kirk likes Engineer Scott's status.
Commander Spock likes Engineer Scott's status.
Doctor McCoy likes Engineer Scott's status.
433 people like Engineer Scott's status.

Lieutenant Uhura has decided not to cut her hair after all. Scotty likes it just the way that it is.
Chief Engineer Scott likes Lieutenant Uhura's status.

Lieutenant Sulu is in Engineer demonstrating his brand new retractable sword to Chief Engineer Scott.
Chief Engineer Scott likes Lieutenant Sulu's brand new retractable sword.
Captain Kirk commented on Lieutenant Sulu's status: Dammit, I miss your birthday, Hikaru?
Lieutenant Sulu commented on Captain Kirk's post: No, Captain. Pasha decided I had been exceptionally good and gave it to me early.
Chief Engineer Scott commented on Lieutenant Sulu's post: By it you mean the sword, right, laddie?
Lieutenant Sulu commented on Chief Engineer Scott's post: Yes, Scotty. The sword.
Ensign Chekov commented on Chief Engineer Scott's post: Vhat else could he be meaning?
Lieutenant Sulu sent Ensign Chekov a private message via SpaceBook: I'll explain later, Pasha.
Ensign Chekov replied to Lieutenant Sulu's private message: Da. Tonight perhaps?
Lieutenant Sulu replied to Ensign Chekov's private message: Pasha! You knew what he meant!
Ensign Chekov replied to Lieutenant Sulu's private message: Da.

Lieutenant Sulu poked Ensign Chekov.
Ensign Chekov poked Lieutenant Sulu.

Nurse Chapel was very worried about the Captain and is glad he is fully recovered. I was also worried about Commander Spock. I still think he was discharged way too soon.
Doctor McCoy commented on Nurse Chapel's status: For the last time, Spock was not discharged too soon. He's fine, dammit. You're a Nurse, not a Doctor.
Nurse Chapel unlikes Doctor McCoy's comment.
Commander Spock commented on Nurse Chapel's status: I am fine, Nurse Chapel. I appreciate your concern. And your vigilance. Now that I have been discharged, it will no longer be necessary for you to bring my meals to me. Nor do you need to come to our quarters and check to see that I am in bed. Nor do you need to bring me Vulcan spice tea. Most especially not in the middle of ship's night.
Doctor McCoy commented on Commander Spock's post: OMG! Rly? No wonder I can't ever find her when I need her.
Nurse Chapel unlikes Doctor McCoy's comment.
Nurse Chapel likes Commander Spock.

Ambassador Spock continues to be amused by the current crew of the Enterprise. If he were fully human, he might admit to some nostalgia and a desire that the Jim of his time were alive to witness their antics.

Security Chief Giotto thinks he is going to delete his SpaceBook account. Too much drama.
429 people dislike Security Chief Giotto's status.
Captain Kirk commented on Security Chief Giotto's status. Please don't, Sam. I like having you as a SpaceBook friend.
413 people like Captain Kirk's comment.
Security Chief Giotto commented on Captain Kirk's post: Thank you, Captain. But please don't invite me to join any of your games. Please.
Captain Kirk commented on Security Chief Giotto's post: I promise. I'm saving all those for Bones.
Doctor McCoy unlikes Captain Kirk's comment.
Commander Spock commented on Security Chief Giotto's status: I concur with the Captain, Chief. It is not necessary for you to delete your SpaceBook account. For those users who over-post, you can employ the "hide" feature. Should their over-zealous use of SpaceBook and its many features become bothersome, you can unfriend them. Which I have learned is a very helpful way to cut down on traffic to your profile.
Security Chief Giotto commented on Commander Spock's post: Thank you Commander. I think you're right. And having my own SpaceBook account means I can keep up with everything that is going on aboard the Enterprise. Always helpful information to have.
398 people deleted their SpaceBook accounts.
Captain Kirk commented on Security Chief Giotto's post: Oops. I think they over-reacted a little, Sam.
Security Chief Giotto commented on Captain Kirk's post: It would seem so, Captain. I apologize.
Captain Kirk sent Security Chief Giotto a private message via SpaceBook: Delete your real account and make up a new one. Under a pseudonym. You, me and Spock will be the only ones who know it's you.
Security Chief Giotto responded to Captain Kirk's private message via SpaceBook: Are you suggesting that I spy on your crew, sir?
Captain Kirk responded to Security Chief Giotto's private message: Spy is such an ugly word, Sam. Monitor their posts for inappropriate language? Check for security breeches?
Security Chief Giotto responded to Captain Kirk's private message: Understood.
Security Chief Giotto deleted his SpaceBook profile.

387 people joined SpaceBook.

Ensign Jerry Baskins friend requested Captain Kirk.
Captain Kirk accepted Ensign Jerry Baskins' friend request.
Commander Spock friend requested Ensign Jerry Baskins.
Ensign Jerry Baskins accepted Commander Spock's friend request.
Ensign Jerry Baskins sent Captain Kirk a private message via SpaceBook: Excellent idea, sir.
Captain Kirk responded to Ensign Jerry Baskins' private message: Good work, Sam! Way to be undercover.

Commander Spock sent Captain Kirk a private message via SpaceBook: Speaking of being undercover, sir.
Captain Kirk responded to Commander Spock's private message: Roger roger. I like your thinking.

Commander Spock poked Captain Kirk.
Captain Kirk poked Commander Spock.