1st chapter and I'm already dying! Nice job!

Garrus Vakarian never needed to find himself. This is a good thing, as no universe could handle having two of him within it.

Someone remembered how Silver Age Superman *knew* people were reading about him in a comic book.

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I... Good Lord what the hell did I just read? Legion... Who am I kidding? A surprising amount of these made me burst out laughing! Or at least chuckle. ;) *Is laughing while writing this*
Heh, that's it, I have to suggest one! XD

Mordin added this to the list after seeing the "had sex with Shepard" one:
No Turian injests while having sex with a levo-based life form... It is a good thing Garrus Vakarian is not a regular Turian.

That last one was just plain magic.

All letters in this must be changed to Garrus Vakarian.

Chuck Norris has switched his species, guess what he is now?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Funniest thing I've read in nearly 2 years tad late on reading it but made my day that's for sure.

I am trying to find out who wrote the words to garrus vakarian it sounds like they were describing me. I ran into so many stuff just by searching the word vacarian, found vakarian and I am stunned I would like to write about it in my book pls reply

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I jave to say I absolutely loved this one. It was very entertaining. Would be cool if you could do a number two lol. Loved the other characters reactions to the jokes as well. Added a ton of personality.

THAT WAS LIKE THE FUNNIEST THING EVER! I LOVE IT! SO FUNNY! :)

"EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!"
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