EVERYONE PLEASE NOTE! I WILL NOT BE UPDATING MY FANFICS FOR A LONG TIME, IF EVER.

My homepage now leads to a site where I now place me review responses and stuff.

Blah-di-blah-di-blah! Hello everyone! I am Byproduct of Evil! But my real name is Natalie. You can call me anything you like, so long as it's a girls name (I've alread been called Mavis, Mable, Hattie, Hettie, Henrietta, Harriette, Hermione, Harrietta and Rebecca at school when I said this :P)

First things first, I am 15, live in England, and amgoing into year 11, so I'm going to be facing GCSE coursework and most the exams this coming year.I am a slashaholic, and will read just about any fic with slash in (unless Ron is paired up with a guy, that just would never work, he's a prat and he belongs to Hermione). But, never fear, my readers, as I will not write any fic with slash in, unless it is not the main focus of the fic.

gets prodded by muse Oh, yeah, I have recently found a muse, who is as annoying as Hell. Meet Dorito. Dorito is an Elven God (mentioned in passing in Powers of Darkness... go read! NOW!). He is also the King of the Elven Gods in my weird little mind, and, as I've recently decided, the God of Snack Foods. prays to Dorito for Doritos and Pringles

I'm also one of the clonesisterz (the other is Nightwish_Sama, the one who got my to start writing Powers of Darkness) and so far we've got one chapter of one fic up, a DBZ/SM crossover, and have big plans for the fic itself (teeheehee! I'm not gonna reveal anything!). So if you're reading this, why not drop us a review? The link to our profile is http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/664737/

Oh, and I also now run a Yahoo!Group for those of you out there who are wise enough to hate Fudge, called Fudge Haters Not-so-annonymous. It's at Fudge Haters.

A very funny thing happened in the library today. Me and two of my friends were bored, so for some reason we grabbed our favourite Harry Potter books off the shelves (I had book 2, my two friends had books 4 and 5) and started to read random sentences out in turn. The funny thing was that at one point we got:

"RON!"

Hermione's hands flew up in shock. And, surprisingly, so did Neville's

Now either me and my friends are really immature, or that's hilarious, coz we burst into laughter and the librarian (Mrs Blood, I so want her name!) told us to shush.

I used to have a really long bio, but I got bored with it... Oh, sorry I just remembered! my fics! Okaysies!

My Father Murdered My Parents is complete, but in the process of being rewritten (something I am deliberately taking ages with.) Its' sequel, Changing Worlds, Changing Lives was found to be really quite unpopular, so it's on hold for, well, ages, until I finish rewriting MFMMP, at which point I will probably combine the two and start rewriting this.

Windows To The Soul is complete, and though I am not satisfied with the ending, it'll do. I also promised a prequel (yes, prequel, not sequel) which probably won't be up for a while. The prequel start before Snape's first year, and go all the way through to Harry's seventh, all in dear Snappies POV.

Far Away are just a bunch of poems, the fifth one I wrote at about midnight the day uploaded it, and it kinda supports my fave ship ever, Harry/Bella! The others are pretty basic.

Next one is Dad, one of those fics where Harry finds out he isn't James Potter's son, but Voldemort's. All in Harry's POV, too.

And, finally, we come to my real claims to fame, my Harry/Bellatrix pairings. Did you know I basically started off that obsession? Yah, I did, and now, from what was just one single fic, there are several (if you wanna see a few look at my favourite stories). I even created a Harry/Bella Yahoo!Group. But that got deleted by some searches for some non-swearing insult dumgbeetle! at Yahoo. That doens't matter though! One of the members of the old group (Equasarus) started it up again. It's now at http:///group/HarryBellatrix/and it's age restricted. Annoying, but there are ways around rules.

Powers Of Darkness has had the first 5 chapters rewritten, because they were the worst of the lot. I won't be rewriting anymore of it, as my writing does, actually really start to improve around chapter six. It is also complete.

Powers of Darkness AU Version has the same first six chapters, so I didn't post them, but after that it's where Harry chose Voldemort over his death, so it gets kinda... Dark, and the HarryBella action (though I never write it in detail, or, very often just imply what happened) started to happen in about the first three chapters of it that I posted.

Against All Odds is a crossover with Jurassic Park that I 'm writing with the help of DJ Rodriguez on the Harry/Bella Yahoo group, and I'm posting here too.