Chapter 20: Not Again

Naruto's P.O.V.

Time Skip: A Month

"I'm so excited." I said as I stared in the mirror. My blue eyes have finally returned, but that's not all that's changed. Kiseki loves Sasuke now; our house is full of yarn, Kisshsu burned Sasuke, the Council members said I can take up my duties as Hokage once I've wed, and Sasuke purrs. What can I say? Our lives are hectic, especially after Sasuke and I returned from the meeting with the Council members. The minute we stepped outside the Hokage Tower, we started planning for this huge wedding. All of our friends are in the wedding. Grandma Tsunade is the priestess, who's going to make our union official. Sakura and Ino are my Maids of Honor, Temari, Hinata, TenTen, Myou, and Aigyou are my Bridesmaids, Suigetsu is Sasuke's Best man, Konohamaru and Udon are the Ring Bear, Jūgo, Lee, Shikamaru, Kiba, Muryou, and Dashihoudai are Sasuke's Groomsman, Moegi is the Flower Girl, and Iruka-sensei is giving me away. Despite having all of my friends with me, I'm still~

"Naruto are you ready?" Myou asked as she popped in. She wore a white kimono and heels with a black obi.

"Ready as I'll ever be I guess." I sighed as I stood up.

"Naruto come here so I can fix your hair." She said as she pushed me back into the chair.

"But the wedding~"

"Oh they can wait a little bit longer, besides… how many times are you going to marry someone? After all, we're all going to be here for a very, very long time." I looked up to see the smile she had on her face.

"Thank you, for everything, Myou." I whispered.

"No problem." She replied. It took about five minutes for her to finish my hair. She left two long, curly, bangs to hang down while she put the rest into a high, curly, ponytail, letting it drape over my kimono and body. My kimono and heeled shoes are completely white with a dragon design on the back; there is a slit on the left side of my kimono that stopped just an inch under my obi. It watched as it drags across the floor as I stood up to put my four inch, open toed, heels on. I wore a shining diamond tiara with the veil out of my face and reaching the floor as well. Myou handed me my bouquet of roses and stood back to admire me. "There… perfect."

"You really think so?" I asked her.

"Yes, now come on… Iruka is waiting for you." She grabbed my hand and we strolled to the door. Iruka took my arm from Myou's before she walked with Dashihoudai, down the aisle.

"You look nervous." Iruka joked to me.

"You can tell." I sarcastically added with a smirk. "Thanks for giving me away.

"It's always been a dream of mine, but I never thought it would be you… then again I never thought you would turn into a fox-girl with tails and~"

"Shove it Iruka-sensei." I cut him off. My head shot up when I heard 'Truly, Madly, Deeply' playing. "That's my cue."

"Ready?" He asked me.

I took a deep breath before nodding. The doors opened, everyone stood, my bones were shaking, I took another deep breath before I began my journey down the aisle.

Normal P.O.V.

Naruto smiled as looked around the room and at her handsome husband. But little did she know that everyone had different thoughts on the ceremony.

Naruto: "Look at Sasuke. He's so handsome and proud looking in his tux. Oh, and the decorations… they're beautiful… It makes me wonder… OH DO I SMELL RAMEN?"

Sasuke: I can't believe I'm about to be wed to Naruto. Look at all the sad and sour expressions of the men, and women… HAHA, I KNOW WHY YOU MAD!"

Ino: "Naruto is so pretty. That kimono really complements her curvy body. She's practically dripping in lusciousness. No, I should feel guilty. I'm in love and happy with Sakura. I bet she's thinking about me right now."

Sakura: "Naruto. Naruto. Naruto. Must… Not… Think… Jump… Naruto… Must Pretend Ino Is Naruto While We Have Sex Tonight… Gee… I Hope I Don't Call Out Her Name."

Neji: "Kill Uchiha. Take Naruto and kids. Become family. Leave village… Yeah that works."

Shikamaru: "Man what a drag. I mean it's a beautiful wedding and all, but I'm still tired and I want to go home, but if I want to get some from Temari then I have to stay… I wanna go home."

Tsunade: "If he hurts Naruto again… I'LL CASTRATE HIM!"

Shino: "… … … I need to get laid… …"

Jiraiya: "WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE BEEN BORN A GIRL?"

Iruka: "I can't wait to watch my, technical, grandkids tonight. Just look at Kakashi. He's jumping for joy over the kids."

Kakashi: "I can't wait until we put those little monsters to bed so I can take Iruka. Oh the ways I will make him scream my name in ecstasy… Damn kids, holding me back."

Gai and Lee: "Youth is so full of love! Yay Youth powered by love!"

Everyone Else: "Oh brother…"

The Reception

After the wedding, the party was moved into a giant sized room with orange and blue decorations everywhere. Naruto and Sasuke cut the cake fed their quests; Sasuke tossed Naruto's garters, caught by Neji and Sakura, causing a fight, and Naruto threw her bouquet, which also caused fights. But the girls thought it would be fun to start the dances off with a little performance.

Naruto removed her veil before she stepped on stage. "Thank you all for coming to the Uchiha-Uzumaki wedding. I'm glad was able to share this moment with my friends, family, and love, but now we can finally move onto to the fun part… Ladies…" Naruto removed the mic and its stand before all the girls, from the previous performance, hopped on stage.

"COSTUME TRANSFORMATION JUTSU!" They yelled as a curtain came down and covered the stage as the smoke leaked to the floor. All was quiet as the curtain pulled back and a random spotlight appeared as Sakura started to turn around and sing…

SEXY, NAUGHTY, BITCHY ME

BY: TATU YOUNG

Sakura (wearing a red tank top over a white one, pink, pleaded, mini skirt, and red converse boots with white laces as her long pink hair traveled down her back.) (Walks to Ino's sitting spot): I pick, all my skirts to be a little too, sexy.

Ino (wearing a white halter top, purple booty shorts, white six inch heels, purple open jacket, slightly sliding off her shoulders, while her hair was in two ponytails) (Struts over to TenTen): Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty.

TenTen (wearing navy blue booty shorts, pink, zip up, shirt and four inch heels while her hair is in a downward fashion, framing her face nicely) (Strolls over to Hinata): When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy.

Hinata (wearing low rider jeans, showing v line and thong, pale purple tank top, that stops under her breasts, four inch heels, and a paper boy's hat, tipped to the left side, exposing her ears, while her hair is in one high ponytail) (Points to each girl as they stand by her side, ending with pointing at self): Can't change the way I am, Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy, Me."

Sakura (folds arms over chest): I'm the kind of girl, the girls don't like.

Ino (fans self with fingers): I'm the kind boys fantasize.

TenTen (folds arms over chest): I'm the kind that your momma and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like.

Hinata (puts finger to lips in an adorable fashion): I may seem unapproachable, but that's only to the boys who don't have the right a approach or ride that makes a girl, like me, wanna hop in and roll

Sakura (looks at Ino): People think it's intimidating…

Ino (wraps hands on body): When a girl is cool with her sexuality…

TenTen (twirls finger): I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls…

Hinata (flicks hand to crowd): Girls like staying home and being innocent…

Tsunade, who's perched on the edge of the stage, wearing a black mini skirt, pale green kimono, long-sleeved, blouse, and black four inch heeled, open toed, sandals while her hair was hanging loosely on her shoulders and body, snapped her fingers, to make the girls disappear.

Tsunade (crossing her right leg over her left as her fingers trailed her legs): I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy."

Naruto (wears her old, orange and black, jacket, only zipped to her belly button, black bikini top and girl boxer shorts with four inch, open toed, black sandals) (comes down, sliding, on a pole, in a blond, red, and orange blur, and landing in a crossed crouching position): Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty.

Temari (wears a black, wrist length, cocktail dress, with a slit on both sides and the straps hanging off, red obi around waist, black, open toed, four inch, heeled sandals that wrapped around her leg and to her knees white her hair in the same style. Hands on hip.) (struts to the middle of stage.): When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy.

Ino (Jumps off of Temari's back and does a split, but on the last part she flips back into a standing position.): Can't change the way I am… Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy, Me…"

Naruto (smiling while lightly covering mouth with spread fingers): My mouth never takes a holiday

Ino (pretending to hold shopping bags): I always shop with the things I say

Temari (sitting on the stage, in front of Naruto with her legs crossed): I was always the kid in school to turn up to each class about an hour late

Tsunade (slowly, and teasing laid down on the stage while she kicked her right leg out): And when it came to the guys I'd lay, I'd always pick the ones who won't figure out that I am clearly a rebel to the idea of monogamy. People think it's intimidating…

Naruto (leans on Temari, while running her hands down her breast and crossed them over Temari's shoulders, before she slowly lied down on the stage's floor): When a girl is cool with her sexuality.

Temari (twirls finger while running her left hand, slowly, down Naruto's neck): I'm a 180 to the stereotype…

Ino (shows the crowd her hand with her hand on her hip, lip pouting, and eyes closed): Girls like staying home and being innocent.

TenTen (crawls on floor, like the snow leopard she is): I pick all my skirts too be a little too sexy

Hinata (grabs top part of jeans, pulls them down slightly, runs fingers along her hair's tip, and licking her lips): Just like all my thoughts they always get a little bit naughty

Tsunade (rolls on to her back while bending her legs upward and moving her hands and arms above her head): When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy

Naruto (sitting and rocking on her hands and knees until she slowly stands up, flips her hair with her back to the crowd, while looking over her shoulder): Can't change the way I am… sexy, naughty, bitchy me

TenTen, Sakura, and Temari (sings together while walking together with their hands on their hips): Sexy… Sexy… Sexy… Naughty… Naughty… Naughty… Bitchy… Bitchy… Bitchy… Me…

Naruto, Hinata, Ino (sings together while sitting on the stage's edge, crossing their legs and letting more skin show): Sexy… Sexy… Sexy… Naughty… Naughty… Naughty… Bitchy… Bitchy… Bitchy… Me…

All the girls started singing the next part while standing or sitting in their same positions and letting their fingers roam their exposed flesh.

Temari: People think it's intimidating

Naruto and TenTen: When a girl is cool with her sexuality

Ino and Sakura: We're a 180 to those stereotypes

Hinata and Tsunade: Girls like staying home and being innocent

Sakura: I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy

TenTen: Just like all my thoughts they always get a bit naughty

Hinata: When I'm out with my with my girls I always play a bit bitchy

Tsunade: Can't change the way I am… sexy, naughty, bitchy me

Naruto: I like all my shorts to be a little too shortly

Temari: I like all my guys; I like them tall with money

Ino: I love all of my nights to end a little bit nasty

ALL: Can't change the way we are… sexy, naughty, bitchy, me

We pick our skirts to be… sexy
Just like our thoughts… a bit naughty
When we're out with our girls ...bitchy
Can't change we are…
Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Us

Cricket Chirps

All the guys', except Iruka, had their mouths open, eyes as wide as they could get, tongues hanging out, trails of drool and blood, and giant bulges in their pants. The only sound heard throughout the whole room was the sound of Kisshsu clapping and giggling. "Mommy, Aunties, Granny sexy…"

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Naruto's P.O.V.

Their Wedding Night

After our little 'performance' none of the guys could move for a while… it was so funny. After the wedding, Sasuke and I kissed our kids goodnight before we walked home. I had to carry the back of my dress as we walked down the dirt road that led to our house. Sasuke unlocked the door; we kicked off our shoes, everything seemed normal until we got to the bedroom. Once inside, Sasuke swept me off my feet, held me against the door, and kissed me with so much passion, I thought I would explode. I warped my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck while his arms held my waist in place. His tongue slithered into my mouth as his hands started trailing upward to my obi and released it, leaving my front exposed to him. "No that's unfair." I used my claws to tear off his little bow and shirt. When we pulled apart, both of us had wide grins on our faces.

"You know that was rude." He huskily whispered as he nibbled on my ear, causing me to gasp.

"Whatever do you mean Sasuke?" I replied removing his jacket, with his help of course.

"How would you like it if I ripped a part of your expensive dress?" He said as he removed my kimono and let it drop to the floor.

"I would hurt you because I'm thinking about giving it to our daughter when she gets older." I said as I nibbled on his neck.

"I don't think you should our daughter this dress… not after night." He said as he walked over to the bed and laid me down before kissing me again. This time the kiss was longer and needier. I could feel how anxious Sasuke is, but what confuses me is why he's holding back. When we pulled apart, I held his face in my hands and looked into his eyes, with a confused look on my face. "What's wrong?" He whispered/panted as his hands roamed my soft flesh.

"Why are you holding back?" I also whispered/panted. My eyes still locked on his.

He gently kissed my lips for a few second before he fully climbed on top of me, with his knee in between my legs and a small smile on my face. "It's because I want to make love to you. I want our first time to be special… don't worry, I can wait a little bit longer."

"Sasuke…" I whispered as I brought him closer for another kiss. My mind turned to mush as his touches and kisses set my body a blaze with passion. I felt as his fingers unhooked my bra, so I arched my back so he could get it off. After he tossed it onto the floor, he littered my neck with hickeys as he made his way down to suck and nip at my nipples. "Sasuke…" I moaned his name, to let him know I was enjoying every moment. He moved lower and lower until he was right above my panties. Using his teeth, Sasuke removed them and tossed them aside. I shuddered when a sudden chill ran from my clit and through my body. I was suddenly brought out of my thoughts when I felt Sasuke give my vagina one long lick. "Sasuke…" I opened my legs wider, when I felt him insert his tongue. The closer and closer I got to my climax, the tighter I gripped his hair, and the louder my moans and pants grew. By time he was done, I hear him chuckling.

"You're just like running water." He whispered.

"Shut up…" I panted. I heard him unzip and remove his pants and boxers before leaning over me. I could taste a little bit of my juices, but it was mostly masked by his sweet taste. I almost screamed when I felt one of his fingers press in and out of my entrance. I squirmed, but after while it felt good… then he added another, and then another until three of his fingers were stretching me. I whimpered as he removed them to lean down and kiss me.

"Now this part is going to hurt a little bite, but just like the fingers you have to relax… are you ready?" He asked me. I squirmed when I felt his length enter me. Warm tears were being lapped up by him. His actions and words were soothing to me as he waited, fully shielded within me, to move. I nodded slowly, kind of wishing I hadn't because I cried out in too much pleasure as he thrusted back into me. Over and over again I cried in pleasure as he slammed into me, each time a lot better than the last. My claws raked down his back, arms, and sides, his teeth dug into my body. Blood littered our bodies and the sheets, but we didn't care. After, what seemed like forever, both of us cried out in pleasure as we came together. I was so spent. I didn't even have energy to climb on top of Sasuke and sleep on his chest. The covers were in disarray and my hair covered both our sweaty bodies and the bed. Sasuke pulled me into his chest and kissed the top of my head. "I love you, Naruto."

"I love you too, Sasuke."

Sleep came too quickly, but I was too tired to fight.

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Sasuke's P.O.V.

Four Months Later

After that night, of love making with Naruto, I couldn't get enough of her… too bad the kids kept getting in the way. Kisshsu is a year and a half old now, and turning more and more into a mini Naruto as we speak. Kiseki is like a mini me; she has this picky personality... I'm just glad she'll finally let me hold and love her. Even though she's only six months old, we can tell that she's going to be a prodigy. But we have to have more chewable things around the house for them to chew on and watch our language. Wouldn't want another repeat of Kisshsu's accidents, especially since she can talk.

Naruto took up her Hokage duties the week after our honeymoon. But, lately she's been having these mood swings and down days, but I just chalked it up to her periods. Almost everyone has found their mates and are on their way to starting their new families. Tsunade and Jiraiya, Temari and Shikamaru, TenTen and Lee, Aigyou and Muryou, Myou and Dashihoudai, Hinata and Kiba, Sakura and Ino, and Neji and Gaara. Lady Tsunade has retired and living next door to us… we need to move. Myou is still Naruto's maid, but she and Dashihoudai have moved close to us, but not with us. Aigyou is still a doctor and has also moved with Muryou.

"SASUKE! KISEKI! KISSHSU! MOMMY'S HOME!" Naruto yelled as she walked through the door. Kisshsu ran and hugged Naruto's leg while I brought Kiseki in to see her mother. "Hey buddy. Hey pretty girl. Hey baby." Naruto said as she kissed Kisshsu's forehead, took and kissed Kiseki's forehead, and kissed my lips.

"Hey Naruto. What did Lady Tsunade say?" He asked me.

"Well I have good news and bad news… The bad news is that she hates you again…"

"Why? What did I do?" He asked me.

"Well that's the good news… I'm pregnant again."

"That's great Naruto. Do you know what it is?"

"Yes. We're having a girl~"

"That's also great~"

"And a boy…" I nervously said.

"Two?"

"Yeah… we're having twins~"

FAINTS

"Sasuke?" I asked, poking his body with my foot.

"Mommy, Daddy always fall down and go boom! He so funny!" Kisshsu clapped.

"Not again…" I whined/ sighed.

THE END