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 Author has written 3 stories for Code Geass, and Darker than BLACK. Name: The Immortal Siegfried Age: 19 Height: 6'3'' Favorite Bands/Musicians: Green Day, Thousand Foot Krutch, Globus, Thebandwithnoname, The LonelyIsland, Eddie Rath, Owl City, Linkin Park, Skillet, Three Day Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Queen, My Chemical Romance, Red Race: White Occupation: College Student Favorite color: Dark Crimson Hobbies: Playing Video Games, Sleeping, Reading Fanfiction Note To Readers: - I don't have anything against Yaoi or Yuri, just against some fics with it. I mean, I know it's kinda popular and all, but it simply doesn't work with some determined pairings (unless you can make it sound really convincing). Personal tastes aside, most of the time you have to deconstruct the character's personality for it to work and that simply make said character lose all of his/her charisma. I think it's better you do it with characters that don't leave their "tastes" clear in the game/anime/manga story they appear. For example some characters it does not make any sense to make them straight when they are explicitly gay in the anime. Others it is the opposite. Current Stories (In order of being updated or posted) and percent of next chapter completed Early Start: 30% Story Powers One Piece Gold and silver brothers Character idea Name: Kin Kin no Mi (Gold Gold Fruit) Parameciaum Appearance: Gold colored fruit with Beri-shaped swirls Power: Turn objects into gold. The objects will return to normal if soaked in moving water. Can stop bladed weapons by turning them to gold. Can regenerate missing flesh by placing the gold on the wound. Weakness: Must touch the object to turn to gold or what has already been turned to gold. Gets slower the farther away the gold aura is from the body Attacks: Gold flash- creates a gold flash of light from the users palms or fingers that creates a layer of gold dust fused to everything hit by the light. Not harmful but makes the objects shiner and user can use the golden aura through this gold dust layer. Gold Touch - Turns objects to gold. Direct contact is strongest and goes fastest since the distance is zero. the farther away the weaker Dust Cannon- A blast of gold dust that shreds like a sandstorm Gold Ball- Balls of gold energy that turn what they hit into gold (Boa's love arrows)(Small amounts of flesh or object) Gin Gin no Mi (Silver Silver Fruit) Type: Logia Appearance of fruit: White Strawberry shaped fruit with silver dots covering the surface Power: Allows the user to turn their body into quicksilver that is not toxic (Heavy metal that is liqued at -40*c) and can create s quicksilver with multiple properties (light) Strengths: Can create solid constructs from the liquid metal. Fly using helacopter blades. Attacks with blades of quicksilver or shoot out bullets that are solid or create constructs Weaknesses: Obvious weaknesses are things such as falling into water, Arnament Haki which allows people to attack logia type devil fruit users Top Male Characters Lelouch Lamperouge [Vi Britannia] (Code Geass) Archer [Gilgamesh] (Fate/Zero, Fate Stay Night) Jeremiah Gottwald (Code Geass) Kisuke Urahara [Mr.Hat n Clogs](Bleach) Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate) Byakuya Kuchiki (Bleach) Itachi Uchiha (Naruto) Hei (Darker than Black) Gaara (Naruto) Yusei Fudo (Yugioh 5Ds) Mihawk (One piece) Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood) Vash the Stampede (Trigun) Ryner Lute [Feruna Lieutolu] (Legend of the Legendary Heroes) Shizuo Heiwajima (Durarara) Top Female Characters Kallen/Karen (Code Geass) Saber [Arturia Pendragon] (Fate/Zero, Fate Stay Night) C.C. (Code Geass) Rias Gremory (Highschool DxD) Samus Aran(Metriod) Yoruichi Shihouin (Bleach) Erza Scarlet (Fairy Tail) Blair (Soul Eater) Akiza/Aki (Yugioh 5Ds) Favorite Animes: Code Geass - Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you ... Obey me, world! Fate/Zero - Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood - I am all. All is me. Attack on Titan - Darker Than Black - Death Note - I will become a god of the new world! Fate/Stay Night- I won't die even if I am killed Yugioh 5Ds - One Piece- I'm gonna be the Pirate King!!! Naruto- 'RASENGAN' Bleach- 'Getsuga Tenshō'! Fairy Tail- We Are Fairy Tail! Sekirei- What is sex? Medaka Box- I am a born loser, and that is how I know I will win. Rave Master- Lets Go! Soul Eater- Symmetry! Hellsing- I am the bird of Hermes. Highschool DxD- I Will Be The Harem King! OPPAI! Highschool Of The Dead - Gurren Lagann- WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM! It's not a comic book, it's "Manga" Games/Series I like: Zelda series. Final Fantasy 7 Soul Caliber Halo Series Assassins Creed The Metroid Series. Pairings Code Geass Lelouch/Kallen Lelouch/Kallen/C.C. Lelouch/Kallen/C.C./Kaguya Rai/Kallen Naruto Naruto/Yugito Naruto/Samui Naruto/Fu Naruto/Konan Gaara/Matsuri Minato/Kushina Bleach Ichigo/Orihime Ichigo/Tia Harribel Ichigo/Yoruichi/Soifon Yugioh 5Ds Yusei/Akiza Crossovers Lelouch/Rias Gremory Naruto/Rias Naruto/Yoruichi Naruto/Erza Scarlet Naruto/Samus Aran Link/Samus Aran Hated Pairings Naruto X Sakura (She doesn't deserve him, after all those times she abused him.) Lelouch X Suzaku (Neither is gay and they both express interest in a specific female/females in the series) Kallen X Suzaku ( they hate each others Enough said) Kallen X Gino ( He is an idiot) Awesome Quotes Misc "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Jack Handey "The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown." Carl Sagan "No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded." V "Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof." V Evey: Who are you? V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask. Evey: Well I can see that. V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. "Whatever it is I'm willing to send wave after wave of my own men!" Zap Brannigan "People die when they are killed" -Shirou Emiya, Fate Stay Night (I finally found out who said this, ha!) "He won't die even if he is killed." Several animes You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Life is wasted on the living. I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. "For the sake of peace one may lie, but peace itself should never be a lie."- The Talmud "Everyone lies." - Gregory House, M.D. "Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." - Unknown “If you laugh, I will laugh. If you cry, I will cry and if you jump out of the window, I will laugh.” - Unknown "Save your hatred, temper it with patience, and release it with vengeance." - Unknown "Repitition is the key to success. With obvious exceptions... Suicide for example." - Unknown "You were excommunicated... by a gang of psychopaths!"-Batman "Speak of the devil and he shall appear."-Bane Bane: Gotham, take control! Take control of your city. This... this is the instrument of your liberation! [His mercenaries bring Dr. Pavel forward and make him kneel in front of Bane] Bane: Identify yourself to the world. Dr. Pavel: Dr. Leonid Pavel, nuclear physicist. Bane: And what... what is this? Dr. Pavel: It's a... fully primed neutron bomb, with a blast radius of six miles. Bane: And who is capable of disarming such a device? Dr. Pavel: Only me. Bane: Only you. Thank you, doctor. [snaps Dr. Pavel's neck. The crowd screams in terror] Bane: Now, this bomb is armed! This bomb is mobile! And the identity of the triggerman is a mystery. For one of you holds the detonator! And we came here not as conquerors, but as liberators to return control of this city to the people. And at the first sign of interference from the outside world, or for those people attempting to flee, this anonymous Gothamite - this unsung hero - will trigger the bomb. For now, martial law is in effect. Return to your homes, hold your families close, and wait. Tomorrow you claim what is rightfully yours. "Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later."-Bane "Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems 3...2...1. Approval of situation A recognized; commencing the Cromwell Invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent."- Alucard "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines." - Unknown "Envy: Don't be ashamed if someone's better than you. It's nothing a lead pipe won't fix" - Unknown "You know, there's two types of people God talks to; Prophets like back in the Bible and then fucking bat shit ape crazy people." "I wonder what the difference between them is? Uh... Oh wait... Nooooothing..." "The stubborn close their mind and convince themselves of one truth. The wise keep an open mind to the different possibilities leading to and stemming from the present." Amaan the Wise. "Nothing is true. Everything is permitted." - Sabbah "All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."-Gandalf "Fuck You."- Dick Cheney “Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?" Sideshow Bob - The Simpsons "If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress" - random thought. "Yes!" "No!" "What was the question?" "There is a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white out" Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. "You miss 100 of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky "The wise man does once what the fool does finally." - Niccolo Machiavelli "Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much." Oscar Wilde "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." Unknown "The object of war is not to die for your country; it's to make the other bastard die for his." "Guns don't kill people... but they sure help." “There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you” Cameron Poe - Con Air "Fighting fair is for people that don't know how to avoid losing correctly." "If at first you don't succeed, deny that you were really trying in the first place." "I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees." "It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose." "Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years." "Bullets... my only weakness. How did you know?" "Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity." "I just had a brainstorm." "I wasn't aware storms could exist in a vacuum." They laugh because we're losers... We laugh because they just figured it out. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Insanity doesn't run in my family. Insanity strolls through and gets to know each member of my family personally. There is no such thing as Overkill, only dead and not dead enough! Death is hereditary. Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just wanna watch the world burn.-Alfred Pennyworth "Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says 'We're all equals as men except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and your dead.' Of course dropping a nuke on them from 50 thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling." "Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question. The answer is yes." If violence isn't solving all your problems, you're simply no using enough of it. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. "Okay I'm going to be completely serious with you... There's every chance in the world I was drunk when I said that." The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Naruto and Naruto fics "I wish I could say it was good to see you, but you and I both know that I am blind." Tousen- True Warriors Never Die "Yes puny mortals! tremble in the face of my absolute power! Mwahahahaha!" "Um, I fought not you." "You are my avatar in this world. My strength are yours! My powers are yours!" "So my ungodly obsession for ramen is due to you?" "No. I mean yes. I mean-! Curse your circular philosophical reasoning puny mortal!" "Yeah yeah, save it." Naruto and Kyuubi From Legion, Welcome to Fairy Tail Attachment to the organization, attachment to the clan, attachment to the name. Why "attach" at all? That's merely the detestable action of restricting yourself and limiting your own "container". And now I see it. People fear and hate what they do not understand. How foolish. Itachi Uchiha. Because people attach themselves to their clan, a thing so petty, they lose sight of the things that are truly important. A real change cannot occur if it is bound by laws and limitations, restraints and controls, where premonition and imagination are fixed down. Itachi Uchiha. "The people of this clan are all the same. You focus on the trivial, and lose sight of what's most important. Change is impossible, in this fog of ignorance. How can we evolve when regulation is all we know?"- Itachi Uchiha "People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" - Itachi Uchiha "The pain of being alone...is not an easy one to bear…why is it...that I can understand your pain? But…I already have many people who are important to me now…and I can't let you hurt any of them…even if I have to kill you!" - Naruto Uzumaki "If my arms get ripped off, I'll just kick him to death! If my legs get ripped off, I'll just bite him to death! If my head gets ripped off, I'll just stare him to death! If my eyes get ripped off, I'll just curse him to death!"-Naruto Uzumaki "We're both of the same breed, after all ... motives for war are of no concern. Religion, Ideology, Resources,Land,Grudges, Love, or A wim ... No matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start a war." - Nagato "War brings death.. And wounds and pain to both sides. There's nothing harder to accept than the deaths of those you love.. So you believe they could never die.. Especially those who haven't known war.. Like your generation. Dying like trash.. Never ending hatred.. Pain that never heals. That.. is war. Naruto.. This is what you must face. The book.. And you.. It's like someone set this all up. Or maybe.. This is the Hand of the real God." - Nagato Code Geass and Code Geass fics "That was the turning point. Since that day, I've lived a lie: The lie of living. My name, too, was a lie. My personal history, a lie. Nothing but lies. I was sick to death of a world that couldn't be changed. But even in my lies, I refused to give up in despair. But now, this incredible power, it's mine. Well, then..." - Lelouch Vi Britannia "Even messiahs need to perform miracles if they are to be acknowledged. Therefore, we have to produce our own miracle, don't we?" - Lelouch Vi Britannia "So, are we having a bad day?! Looks like you missed a chance to go to heaven, Private Kururugi." - Lloyd Asplund "You have made your decision. You have chosen...me." -Lelouch Lamperouge To Kallen Kouzuki , Code Geass "Rakshata? Rakshata Chawla?" Lloyd asked, the name having an odd calming effect on him. "Yes, I understand. I don't know how she not only developed, but improved upon MVS technology by herself, but if those knightmares were hers, I… begrudgingly… see how the Lancelot might have been… in a disadvantageous situation." "You mean that it lost right?" "THE LANCELOT DID NOT LOSE! IT WAS TWO ON ONE!" Lloyd Asplund, The Six Paths of Rebellion Red vs Blue "Nope, no matter how bad things seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitching." Church -Red vs. Blue "There's no 'I' in team." "Oh yeah! Well there's no "you" in "team" either! So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamn team. The team sucks!" Grif-Red vs. Blue "I will eat your unhappiness." Caboose Caboose: "Hey Church, ever wonder why we're here?" Church: "You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that has happened, you know what I learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douche bag." Caboose: "...I meant why are we up here in the sun when we could be standing down there in the shade." Church: "Oh. Yeah, okay. Let's go stand in the shade." - Red vs. Blue "Shotgun to the face is a great contingency plan! Watch how quickly it cures insubordination?" Sarge - Red vs. Blue "We are not retreating -- We are advancing toward future victory." Sarge - Red vs. Blue 100 Rules of Anime The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural #1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply. #2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is #3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud #4 - Law of Constant Thrust; First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity. #5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a #6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero #7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something. #8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... #9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are #10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a #11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything. #12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds. #13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly #14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any #15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of #16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the "Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss. #17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The #18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure. #19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work just as well... #20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song. #21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t... #22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little #23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying. #24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy". #25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly #26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: #27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of #28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity. #29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of #30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason. #31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is #32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons! #33-Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics ANY* shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic. #34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable #35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before. #36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic #37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an #38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is #39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely #40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (seeLaw #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region. #41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper. #42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst. #43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43. #44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect). #45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. #46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives. #47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry. #48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or #49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will #50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are #51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave Phenomenon") 52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters #53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Hair can be any color of the viewable spectrum. #54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits. #55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything. #56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late. #57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman. #58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, #59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition #60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s #61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an #62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month. #63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one. #64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. (The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.) #65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49) #66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- #67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient. #68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis. #69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension. #70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion. #71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and 65) #72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene. #73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime. #74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either: #75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can #76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise? #77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick #78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it. #79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial #80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is #81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz. #82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a #83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible. #84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did! #85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire #86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in #87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon. #88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up. #89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large #90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following #91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive vagina. #92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance #93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at #94- Law of The Horse- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks. #95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...") #96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur. #97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".) #98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or #99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest #100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen. How to Be an Evil Overlord 1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. 4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. 5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on theMountainofDespairbeyond theRiverofFireguarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. 6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. 7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No." 8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out. 9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such. 10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum - a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well. 11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat. 12. One of my advisers will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation. 13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal. 14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request. 15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation. 16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know." 17. When I employ people as advisers, I will occasionally listen to their advice. 18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time. 19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father. 20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly. 21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi, storm troopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set. 22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head. 23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way - even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless - my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks. 24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.) 25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot. 26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber. 27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times. 28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble. 29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion. 30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief. 31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick. 32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by. 33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions. 34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps. 35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X. 36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison. 37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant. 38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age. 39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army. 40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve. Murphy's War Law 1. Friendly fire - isn't. 2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. 9. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. 10. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. 11. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. 12. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 13. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. 14. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: 15. No plan ever survives initial contact. 16. There is no such thing as a perfect plan. 17. Five second fuses always burn three seconds. 18. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. 19. A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping. 20. The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard. 21. The easy way is always mined. 22. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at. 23. Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire... For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets. 24. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you. 25. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone. 26. When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too. 27. Incoming fire has the right of way. 28. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection. 29. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat. 30. If the enemy is within range, so are you. 31. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. 32. Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't. 33. Things that must work together can't be carried to the field that way. 34. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support. 35. Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather (and especially during both). 36. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing. 37. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out. 38. Tracers work both ways. 39. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take. 40. When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right. 41. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs. 42. Military Intelligence is a contradiction. 43. Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up. 44. Weather ain't neutral. 45. If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed toward you. 46. Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. 'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go.' 47. The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue. 48. Napalm is an area support weapon. 49. Mines are equal opportunity weapons. 50. B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon. 51. Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone. 52. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity. 53. The one item you need is always in short supply. 54. Interchangeable parts aren't. 55. It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about. 56. When in doubt, empty your magazine. 57. The side with the simplest uniforms wins. 58. Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps. 59. If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. 60. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep. 61. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass. 62. Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan. 63. Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ. 64. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake. 65. One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many. 66. A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain. 67. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it. 68. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. 69. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn. 70. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired. 71. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator. 72. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 73. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill. 74. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything. 75. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism (in boot camp). 76. Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short. 77. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible. 78. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA. 79. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want. 80. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism, to steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence. 81. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. 82. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that bill is filled by someone else. 83. When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack, when you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night. 84. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor. 85. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 86. Murphy was a grunt. 87. Beer Math: 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases. 88. Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action. 89. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range. 90. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather. 91. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance. 92. The crucial round is a dud. 93. Every command which can be misunderstood, will be. 94. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole. 95. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything. 96. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you, if your ambush is properly set the enemy won't walk into it, if your flank march is going well the enemy expects you to outflank him. 97. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target. 98. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one. 99. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out. 100. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness). 101. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work. 102. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching. 103. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel. 104. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands right at your feet. 105. As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains. 106. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. 107. The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover. 108. Walking point = sniper bait. 109. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day. 110. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution. 111. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. 112. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map. 113. The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it. 114. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. 115. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush. 116. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small. 117. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap. 118. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions. 119. There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you... and miss. 120. Don't be conspicuous; in the combat zone it draws fire, out of the combat zone it draws sergeants, if they can see you, so can the enemy... All or any of the above combined. 121. Avoid loud noises, there are few silent killers in a combat zone. 122. Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life. 123. Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration of shit. 124. Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed. 125. A half filled canteen is a beacon for a full loaded enemy weapon. 126. When in a fire fight, kill as many as you can, the one you miss may not miss tomorrow. 127. It is a physical impossibility to carry too much ammo. 128. If you survive an ambush, something's wrong. 129. If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too. 130. Flashlights, lighters and matches don't just illuminate the surrounding area; they illuminate you too. 131. Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas. 132. There are few times when the enemy can't hear you: When he's dead, you're dead, or both. 133. Never cover a dead body with your own in hopes of looking like you're one of the casualties. Even using his cadaver is a stretch to avoid being shot "just in case." 134. You're only better than your enemy if you kill him first. 135. Never underestimate the ability of the brass to foul things up. 136. You have two mortal enemies in combat; the opposing side and your own rear services. 137. You think the enemy has better artillery support and the enemy thinks yours is better; you're both right. 138. Three things you will never see in combat; hot chow, hot showers, and an uninterrupted night's sleep. 139. "Live" and "Hero" are mutually exclusive terms. 140. Once you are in the fight it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea. 141. NEVER get into a fight without more ammunition that the other guy. 142. Decisions made by someone over your head will seldom be in your best interest. 143. Sometimes, being good and lucky still is not enough. 144. If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need. 145. If you are wearing body armor they will probably miss that part. 146. Happiness is a belt fed weapon. 147. Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative. 148. If you are allergic to lead it is best to avoid a war zone. 149. Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them. 150. A free fire zone has nothing to do with economics. 151. Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better. 152. Being shot hurts. 153. Thousands of Veterans earned medals for bravery every day, a few were even awarded. 154. There is only one rule in war: When you win, you get to make up the rules. 155. C-4 can make a dull day fun. 156. There is no such thing as a fair fight -- only ones where you win or lose. 157. If you win the battle you are entitled to the spoils. 158. If you lose you don't care. 159. Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow, what is important is what you are doing -- NOW -- to solve our problem. 160. Always make sure someone has a can opener. 161. Prayer may not help . . . but it can't hurt. 162. Flying is better than walking, walking is better than running, running is better than crawling. All of these, however, are better than extraction by a Med-Evac even if it is technically, is a form of flying. 163. If everyone does not come home none of the rest of us can ever fully come home either. 164. Carrying any weapon that you weren't issued (e.g, an AK) in combat is NOT A GOOD IDEA! 165. As has been noted, "Friendly fire isn't!" I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the Magic of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL Magic "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your 22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do 24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll And my favorite:My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll 100 Questions 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Fire,hehe 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Posters and paint. 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Yes 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Any genre but country and metal. 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 2:00 in the morning 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Magic 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My cousins 8. WHAT ARE YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSIONS? My collected cards 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 6'3" 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Sometimes. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Nope. I'm a confirmed nocturnal. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Uh...I have no idea. 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Not my area of expertise. 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Red hair, green or blue eyes. Or any hair color or eye color. I really don't care. I prefer personalities rather than physical characteristics. 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Nowhere, really. 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy drink 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese. 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Cake 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Teddy bear 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yes, my pinkies 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? That brand that makes clothes. 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Cat 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? If they were planing to come back. 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Walk up to that someone and tell them directly. 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 7 31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brown because that's my hair color. 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My brother's number. 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Stupidity 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yes. 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Bullets, my only weakness, how did you know 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Maybe... 37. FIRST JOB? I work with my mom for her school helping out. 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No 41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Eating 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope. 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My ability to make friends and my posture. 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? iPad 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Hopefully one or two 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? A Spanish emperor 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No. 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? I have no idea. It gets my hair clean; that's all I care about. 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Well, I can read it well enough, but I dunno about anyone else... 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Beef 52. ANY BAD HABITS? When I'm stressed I pop my neck. I figit when I'm bored or impatient. I also twitch my double jointed pinkies when angry. 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? nothing 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes, but we would have to be introduced. 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Yes but I care more about character and personality. 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Twitching fingers, or popping my neck 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My mind 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My stuffed animals, legos, and batman action figures. I fu$#&$ love batman. 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I'm not answering that. 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I hate you, you hate me, let's tie Barney to a tree. With an arrow to his butt and a gun to his head, let's all hope that Barney's dead. Me and my siblings sung that all the time, so I guess you could say that the answer is no. 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Depends on who I'm talking to. 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? All of the above 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Intelligence, personality, and beauty in the order 213 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Max 67. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Green Day, Thousand Foot Krutch, Globus, Thebandwithnoname, The LonelyIsland, Eddie Rath, Owl City, Linkin Park, Skillet, Three Day Grace 68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Family Guy 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? 34 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate Mint 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? yesterday morning. 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Where did you learn to count? #64 was there; it was the mashed potatoes and macaroni question. 74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Uh...will I get arrested if I answer that? I honestly don't know; I can't drive yet, and I've never bothered paying attention to the speedometer when riding with my family. 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I really do not care. It's be cool if some of my friends on this website did, but I don't care either way. 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Hero, by Skillet 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Their eyes. I find them very interesting. 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? This is war 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Evil. 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? November 83. 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DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: None Rules of Women (Warning, rules subject to change at any given moment and these are not all of the rules) 1) Women are allowed to contradict themselves, and still be right. 2) Every woman wants to be flattered. 3) No woman wants to be a second choice 4) Women never want to be lied to 5) A woman is never wrong. Exceptions are if two women are arguing then one is wrong, but only the women can decide that. 6 ) A woman has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 7) A woman is ready when she is ready. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!! Partner store A store has just opened in New York City that offered free husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: “You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to choose from. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking. “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims. “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the Sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 71,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a Wife Store just across the street. The 1st first floor has wives that love sex. The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited... Lelouch(CG) vs Light (DN) Similarities Both are master planners and manipulators that are very popular with the ladies. Both are lazy until they receive a supernatural power that will allow them to complete their ambition. Differences Light has a god complex from the beginning and cares nothing for those he uses or kills Lelouch feels bad about killing innocent individuals and actually cares about those around him. Light is unwilling to die or pay for his crimes Lelouch wants to be killed in order to pay for the sins he has committed. Summary Lelouch is darker hero [Anti-hero] Light is a villain with heroic seeming goals |
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