AN: The story will be slowed down at this point, both in terms of main plot and updates. This is due to me wanting to catch up on character development whilst parodying a couple of series and also, because I'm currently living with my parents and looking for work. There's some Mondaiji here, but I think I would rather cover what actually happened in a side story, or massive flashbacks filled with GAR.

April 13 2015, 12: 01 pm, Kuoh Town, Japan

The occupants and frequent visitors to the Hyoudou household simply stood in silence for over a minute.

What do they do now? They wondered. I mean, sure, they had some 'suggestions' and rough guidelines on how to proceed but Issei didn't exactly specify too much.

And even then, they weren't quite certain of Issei's condition and when he would be back. They had faith in him but then again, this was an uncertain venture for him as well.

So when a young Zelretch and an unfamiliar ordinary looking man appeared near Issei's former standing location, the surrounding crowd was on guard.

"We come in peace." The two men said in a monotone manner.

No one said anything.

"I told you these people have no appreciation for the classics. If it were me then I would be creeped out as hell. I was freaked out when I was a kid watching the martians spouting that obvious lie." The man said to Zelretch.

"Haaa…. What did you expect? You would think being led by a [Kaleidoscope] user would lead to a more 'cultured' audience." Zelretch shakes his head in disappointment.

"YOUUU!" Tamamo points and shouts at the man, who she recognised as the Mario Kart organiser.

"Yo!" 'Santa' greets her in return. "I popped by after doing some very troublesome roundabout time travelling shenanigans to bring you good news! Issei Hyoudou is alive and well! He has safely reincarnated and will return to you all when you need him most! Here, have this television that will allow you to view Issei's life."

A flat screen television that is somehow on without an obvious source of power appears in his hand.

Lots of Ooohs and Ahhs came out.

Zelretch facepalmed.

"This is one of the reasons why I only give out my most annoying inventions. I got sick of those looks a long time ago."

"Really?" 'Santa' asked.

"No, It's just that Kaleidoscope powered Mystic Codes are so useful that people will keep bugging me if I ever gave them a taste of it."

"Euch! Consider that advice taken into strong consideration. Oh, Shirou my boy, I have a letter addressed from a fan of yours."

Shirou, the naïve (now) incarnation of swords, took the letter and opened it. After reading it he disappeared as if he was never there.

Okita's blade collided uselessly with Santa's neck as she immediately reacted with cold fury against the perceived attack against her adopted son. Whoever else that wasn't in awe of the TV that noticed Shirou's disappearance was ready to attack the man until…

Elsewhere in another world…

Potter was extremely annoyed… well, that was an understatement of the century. It was more akin to being absolutely frustrated about the uselessness of the adults and 'friends' around her. First Year, there were what… trolls, a hexed broom, Voldemort possessed professors, oh, and can't forget the whole obstacle course that was somehow crammed into the third floor corridor. Second year, a basilisk, dumb schoolmates that seem to think she's a murderer and… oh yeah, a Voldemort possessed student. Third Year, no Voldemort, just a Voldemort supporter that framed her Godfather who had spent over a decade in the 'hell on earth' of the wizarding world. This year? Death Eater attacks at a Quidditch tournament and now getting stuck in the Tri-Wizard Tournament that she did NOT enter her name for. And then here we go again, literally everyone turns against you, again. Seriously, Ron, come on, it's not as if she needs more money and glory. And really Hermoine? Really Gryffindor? The rest of the school shunning her for 'upstaging' Cedric she can sort of get behind but her own house and friends?

The point of contracts are that it should be agreed to by BOTH parties. Stupid magical contract bullshit. Bugger it all, she's not walking into another death-trap. Sirius, Remus, Dumbledore…. Unfortunately, useless in this new (probable) event to get her killed.

She packed her stuff into her not multi-compartmented with ridiculous amounts of space (aka mostly normal luggage bag) bag as she decided to take a 'vacation' from all the nonsense. Who knows? Maybe she could 'stumble' into some cool muggle weapons and use them to win the tasks, or something.

That was when she found a letter, and foolishly opened it.

"This letter is for those of you with many troubles and extraordinary powers. If you wish to see how far that power of yours can take you, then cast aside your friends, your family, your possessions and come to our Little Garden."

Elsewhere in another world that was visited by Issei before…

Sakura Matou couldn't help herself in ignoring the advice of her uncle to stop her fixation over heroes. It's not exactly her fault that she would latch on to her saviour from the Matou household. She and her uncle Kariya had been living peacefully with only the bare minimum use of magecraft due to their personal dislike of the magus ideology.

It was not surprising they hated traditional mages considering that what Tokiomi did to pursue that ideal. The only magus's they had been in contact with was the second Lord El-Melloi Waver Velvet, the Tohsaka family, the Magus Killer and his family. Mostly due to having kids of the same age occasionally meeting one another and preparing for the next Grail War, family issues and the sharing of experiences of what happened before.

The new sorcerer was an occasional topic. Zelretch had told them that he had took the guise of a Counter Guardian EMIYA at the time, which Sakura had wrote down and committed to heart, much to her uncle's chagrin.

There was one piece of advice her uncle gave to her that she wished she took to heart.

"Please don't open suspicious letters addressed to you and you alone without checking for traps."

"This letter is for those of you with many troubles and extraordinary powers. If you wish to see how far that power of yours can take you, then cast aside your friends, your family, your possessions and come to our Little Garden."

Yeah, she shouldn't have dismissed it as one of Uncle Emiya's paranoid statements.

Little Garden

Shirou Hyoudou Emiya had his most deadpan look on while he was falling from the skies along with four other girls and a punk kid that was definitely Izayoi. He had to remind himself that this was a different Izayoi and not the one that fought with Madara, hence, they weren't exactly chummy at this point.

While socially Shirou was formally eleven years of age, physically and mentally it was closer to fifteen considering the training in time dilated illusion barriers by his father.

Shirou was very glad that he was a curious kid and basically spoiled himself to the entire plot of Mondaiji. Unfortunately, the beings here were just plain too overpowered for him.

Thank goodness he has the [Kaleido Katana] stored in his [Unlimited Blade Works]. He never really got it copied correctly until his contract with EMIYA had invaded his origin and eroded it to [Sword]. That, along with the foreknowledge of his reality marble, were perhaps the only bright side of being changed without consent. The bleeding of experience certainly was a great boon as well.

Yeah, his old man lectured him for not telling him earlier. But what was he supposed to do?

Oh right… they were falling.

"Bugger it all, if this is how I'm going to die then…" He heard the black haired, emerald eyed girl muttered next to him as they were falling.

What?! No! There's no way he's going to let them all die… even though they were fine in the series he wasn't going to take the risk for the other two people that weren't canonically there. And still, he couldn't forgive himself if things were different and his complacency caused Asuka's and Yo's deaths either. Oh, and the other girl too… and that cat. He decided to wonder who the screaming crying girl was later.

It's hero time! He uses his inherited [Gamer] powers from the [Gamer's HUD Eye] to equip his custom fitted Archer EMIYA outfit for the [Tracing] bonus.

"Don't you dare finish that sentence! Trace, On!"

Combining the [Multi-cast] from the skill book his old man gave him, [Thought Acceleration], [Memory Partition], [Tracing], his magic circuits, chakra and his additional MP pool, he focused entirely on the images in his reality marble.

"Ig-Alima! Sul-Sagana!" The giant blades came into existence.

Producing multiple imitations of divine weaponry while calculating the trajectory of speed of each production, he created a makeshift scalable landmark hundreds of feet under the group's current locations. Next, he used mana constructs, namely [Mana Rope] to tie and drag the rest of the group to him. He then propelled himself using mana step and took out a sword-wand, a weapon he had some practice with and casted an area wide levitation spell. He then used the jagged edges of [Sul-Sagana] to wrap the other ends of the chains with. Allowing a floating, dangling party of teenagers to easily reach out to step onto the structure made of dozens of giant swords.

Izayoi looked extremely amused and excited.

"Ig-Alima and Sul-sagana? Weaponry based on Sumerian deities? Ho… if we weren't in a completely alien situation then I would want to fight you right now." Izayoi stated as he casually stepped onto the blades, tapping on them as if to test their hardness.

While Shirou was using the chains to bring the rest of the girls onto the 'safe' structure, Izayoi looked towards the alien scenery before his eyes. Beneath them was a mountain range stretching far and wide. To the point where even his eyes couldn't perceive it's end. And at the horizon there was a steep fall that may as well been an ending to the world. In front of them was an unknown, covered large city. An immeasurably long wall separated the mountain range from what seemed like a huge number of tent-like buildings. Clouds milled around the base of a huge mountain (that was the biggest ever mountain anyone of them had ever laid their eyes on) rose thousands of kilometres into the air, a brilliant, radiant beam of light rises up into the sky from its tip and disappearing into outer space.

"Looks like fun." Izayoi smirked to himself as he marvelled at the brilliance of this new world.

"Are you all alright?" Shirou asked the group.

He was rather confused on why exactly the brown haired girl was staring at him so much, he wondered if she was still in shock so he did as his old man does and swiped her off her feet to carry down the structure.

"Kyaa!" Ignoring the reaction he looked to the rest of the group.

"Hmm… Yes, I'm quite alright. I thank you for the… improvised method of slowing our fall, it certainly saved us from getting our clothes wet." The girl with long brown hair, Asuka, haughtily stated.

The brown haired girl with shorter hair, Yo Kasukabe, smiled and gave a thumbs up.

"Yeah, I'm bloody fine! Ugh, sorry for blowing up it's just that everything going's crazy for me and really? Dropping us from the sky? Stupid magical letters! I'm getting real sick of enchanted pieces of paper!" The black haired girl all but blew up in frustration before calming down.

"I understand what you mean. This is unbelievable! If they screwed up then we'd have crashed into the ground and died immediately." The haughty girl complained further with a suprising amount of empathy.

"Yeah. It sure would have been game over for us." Somehow, Shirou didn't believe Izayoi at all. "But really, who are you guys?" Izayoi continued to ask.

"I'd like to know the same. Mr. High school punk with mean-looking eyes." The same girl replied to Izayoi.

Deciding to resolve everything quickly, Shirou decided to interject.

"For a start… how about we all start walking down? And I'm guessing we all got the same weird letter… although I probably got mine differently but still, judging from what she had said earlier about enchanted paper, I'm just assuming we all had that invitation letter. Oh, right, how rude of me, Shirou Hyoudou Emiya, at your disposal." Shirou introduced himself while using a mixture of knowledge for that 'deduction'.

"E-Emiya?" The girl in Shirou's arms squeaked nervously while looking at him in awe.

"Eh? You know the name?" Shirou asked with slightly narrowed eyes.

"U-um? Sakura Matou, nice to meet you and um, thank you for rescuing me!"

Shirou's eyes bulged in recognition before smiling pleasantly. "Nice to meet you too!" He continued to walk down as the others followed his steps.

"Yo Kasukabe." The slender teen introduced herself along with carrying the calico cat down the structure.

"Iris Potter. Fourth Year student at Hogwarts, pleasure to meet you all I suppose." The raven-haired teen said as she carefully walked down. "I haven't met a wizard that could conjure giant swords before."

"Eh, I'm more of a blacksmith with a side job of being a third rate hack of a magus. If you haven't heard those terms then it's more than likely we travelled across the multiverse by the way. I'm used to it by now." Shirou replied in a more factual tone, he didn't really take pride in his perceived meagre achievements.

"I certainly don't recall any magicians of any sort lying about. My name is Asuka Kudou, be sure to remember it and address me appropriately." The well-dressed girl said with a measure of pride.

"Heh! If you say so Ojou-sama. Anyways, this hedonistic and utterly humble peasant is Izayoi Sakamaki." The boy said in a tone that was definitely not humble. "And multiverse? Sounds exciting, I kind of wish I had that kind of opportunity earlier... then again..." Izayoi trailed off.

Shirou speculated that he was rethinking that statement as Izayoi would have been weaker had he not fought Baron Le Croix before he came to Little Garden.

"I've visited Little Garden before. At least, a different one in another section of the multiverse. Little Garden is unique to an extent that it's an intersection for worlds but not truly the end all to the multiverse, its more like a central point to a more limited subset of worlds. That's a good thing or we'll hqve to deal with the Chaos Gods, Warp fuckery and Daemons without a God Emperor of Mankind holding them back." Shirou explained.

"Oh shite that sounds bloody terrifying!" Iris swore.

"Don't remind me. To be honest, Little Garden has its fair share of utterly overpowered Demon Lords, Gods, Spirits and other nonsense. I'm sure the bunny girl over there would be happy to explain everything." He said as he used his reinforced eyesight and [Clairvoyance] to pick out the 200 year old bunny girl from the trees.

"Warhammer 40K is real?! Well shit, may all of its inhabitants rest in peace one day without their sould being ripped apart by Daemons. Anyways... I suppose that you're implying our host is eavesdropping somewhere." Izayoi quickly gives a prayer to the poor souls in the grimdark world before looking towards the bushes with bunny ears sticking out of them.

"In any case, we got summoned here and it is our right to have things explained to us! Especially if we almost got killed for it!" Asuka says with a high pitched tone, causing Iris to flinch in reminder of Hermoine screaming at her for the ridiculous shit she gets up to all too often.

The bush shuddered a little.

"Uh, Sakura-chan? Do you think you can stand on your own?" Shirou asked the heavily blushing girl.

"Aww, aren't you two cute together?" Izayoi cooed smugly.

Sakura squeaked and quickly jumped on to the ground, standing upright, albeit a little shakily.

"You lost me." Shirou said with confusion.

"Can the uncivilised barbarian at least try to take our predicament seriously? Personally I felt that Shirou-san has brought up many serious points." Asuka glares pointedly at Izayoi, who shrugged and smirked in response.

"What can I say? As my appearance shows, I'm an uncivilised, savage, vulgar, brutal and all around hopeless person. Oh, nice to meet you all!" He responds in a carefree manner.

"Let's get along." Yo says.

"Is it just me or are we all ridiculously calm about the whole falling to our deaths in a new world thing?" Iris asked in a deadpan manner.

"Welp! Might as well ask the lurker over there." Izayoi says as he looked towards the spot Shirou pointed out earlier. Everyone sans Sakura and Shirou gave out looks that could kill in that direction.

"Pl-please don't, the four of you. If you look at me with wolf-like expressions, I'll die. Eeee...Eh... From time immemorial, loneliness and wolves are the natural predators of rabbits. So please be considerate for Kuro Usagi's weak heart and hear me out peacefully." The blue haired bunny girl meekly said.

"I refuse!"

"Denied."

"Don't wanna."

"Damn that looks fluffy."

The group looks at Iris who pointed out the obvious for a moment.

"She's right! Hold her down, we must get fluffy ears." Izayoi exclaims.

"IEEHH!"

Shirou facepalms and eventually played peacekeeper.

"Kuro Usagi is sorry about the summoning process, but it really was out of my control. That said, I only really sent out three invitations so..."

The crowd looks towards one another as they wondered what the hell was going on.

"Heya! Your handwriting in those letters was so good that I went ahead and made extra copies of them. Hope it wasn't too much trouble." Shirou's eyes widened in alarm as Santa the dimension traveller popped up there without anyone noticing.

Izayoi was grinning like a maniac.

"You're strong. I can feel your power rolling off you. Let's fight."

"Rejected. I'm just a shadow clone who has bare minimum access to my most potent powers."

"Next time then."

Such was the exchange between Izayoi and Santa.

"Why? I know the extra copies went to Sakura, Iris and I. But why?" Shirou asked while Kuro Usagi was tense from the fact that someone could so casually invite people to Little Garden.

"I did it because all three of you need the experience. Sakura will be caught up in the Apocrypha Grail War, Iris here has the whole Dark Lord after he head issue and you need to find your answer if you don't want your old man to worry himself sick over you like another one of his 'saved' persons."

This caused Shirou to grimace as he thought about it.

"Besides, I just can't wait for you to deploy 'that'. I always was a fan." Santa says as he alludes to Unlimited Blade Works.

"Don't worry, by the time you use that Kaleido weapon of yours to get out of here you'll arrive just after you left no matter when you choose to leave. I'll take steps of my own so... [Exposition Time]!"

Santa uses his exposition skill to cram the minimal knowledge needed to keep things from Canon largely on track. Next, he dropped some books on magecraft for Sakura and did the fanfiction style "desolve hocrux into knowledge and experience' thing for Iris before leaving abruptly to use Path of Victory to ensure the main casts survival.

Basically, typical OP Fix It SI nonsense. Such is the unfairness and randomness of R.O.B. fuelled powers.

Shirou then went on an adventure that somehow was close to canon yet resulted in less casualties in the mad event involving 'beating' one of the most overpowered three headed dragon in all of the multiverse. Granted, Izayoi's main character powers was what made the victory happen, still, no one could complain. Except Izayoi, it still became his berserk button since he himself knew he only won due to his 'fate' as a hero.

Back in Kuoh...

A prismatic portal opened on top of Okita as Shirou, Iris, Sakura and Asuka dropped on to her.

Thanks to his harem protagonist luck and his anti-NTR luck. Shirou landed facing upwards while having the rest of the girls landing on top of him such that he was groping Sakura's blossoming breasts, Asuka's ass under her dress whilst Iris had her terrible Potter fanfiction powered bad luck leading to her landing with her crotch on Shirou's face, somehow...

"He takes up after his father more than I thought... Oh no! Issei is going to be so smug about this!" Tamamo commented in a strangely cheery manner.

"Gahk...Ughh...*Wheezz*" Okita struggles as she was being pressed on by several people.

"I think everyone's forgetting that our good friend's son was just kidnapped and sent into some dangerous universe out there." EMIYA noted.

'No, you're forgetting I'm being crushed under multiple teenagers.' Was what Okita was thinking at that very moment. Unfortunately for her, most of the crowd has been desensitised to slapstick style comedy due to Issei's regenerative abilities, and thus, ignored the sickly woman.

Thankfully for her, her son didn't ignore her and helped her up after he had gotten a few typical female rage slaps to the face. EMIYA wanted to kill him for the sheer unfairness of how Shirou had gotten off lightly, but decided to go portkey to some other country and punt some criminal scum after this is dealt with.

"Chillax guys! I totally used massive precognition skills and [Path To Victory] to ensure maximum safety with loads of rewards for Shirou's little adventure." Santa said in-between the four teenagers futile attacks involving wand magic, imaginary numbers manipulation, a giant robot smashing into him and loads of swords.

"I also upgraded the FATE summoning system to like, actually work with catalysts. Heck, I left a single catalyst for some of you." His face turned a little serious at that moment. "I had to upgrade my precognition to cover the gaps that divine beings had in Little Garden and found out that some gods would take part in the chaos about to happen in a few days. Lancer over there would have to deal with his father's side of the family. Our resident swallow slayer will have to deal with an old enemy of his. Oh, and Kokabiel's side is a lot stronger than you give him credit for. Well, GTG."

Disregarding the randomness of the goodbye, the last bit was extremely alarming for the rest of the group. Regardless, Tamamo left with Doomwing's group to Kyoto, led by Shiho the Yatagarasu that exploited FFT2's dual wield double weaponry mastery to the maximum in their trip to Ivalice.

"Uh, my old man looks a little busy in another world. Looks like he won't be back for a few days. Sorry." Shirou says apologetically to his companions from Little Garden.

"It's fine. I can start looking for the previous members of the community anytime. I might as well have an exotic vacation. I hope that you know exactly how to entertain guests in your own home, Shirou." Askua's smile as she said those last words made Shirou and EMIYA shudder. It reminded EMIYA too much of Rin and her scary smile.

"Vacation huh? Wait a minute, wasn't there a school for magic in Japan?" Iris asked.

"This is a different universe, remember? And since when did you start looking forward to school again?" Shirou retorted.

"Careful now. You maxed out your sarcasm quota for the day. Wouldn't want to become that future alternate self now, would you?" She jabbed in return. Sakura projected a fan out of nowhere and slapped the two designated sarcastic protagonist on their heads.

"Um, Shirou, why don't you bring your friends into the house and give them the spare rooms? Take your sister as well before she ends up glued to the TV out in the garden." Okita suggested to her adopted son., who proceeded to give the sister he hadn't seen in months a big hug, not that she appreciated it a lot due to him only disappearing for a few seconds in her point of view.

The TV was moved into the house as Tuka was, at the same time, playing with the remote to skip Issei"s boring 10 year training montage.

As Shirou passed by EMIYA their memories bled into each other once again. EMIYA face relaxed as he made a small smile before leaving by portkey.

February 27 1989, USA Marina POV

Marina found life to be rather easy. In her case at least.

It was near effortlees to automatically make records and erase evidemce whenever Issei (which he prefers to be called in private) wants it done.

She found that there wasn't many people she could compare to the whimsical Issei, which, being reborn as Jesse Eisenberg's version of Lex Luthor, had somehow amplified that trait to eccentricity. It wasn't to say that he was the best person, after all, 'best' was pretty subjective. But there were all those endearing constants that made her devote herself to him.

Most of it could be due to his near obsessive desire for the people he loves to be happy. That was a constant that took several experiments to verify.

Marina felt good whenever Issei praised her efforts. Normal things like draining bank accounts and providing 'classified LOL' information didn't count to that. It was mainly small things like helping an old lady cross the street that tended to win praises.

And with praises, comes head pats!

Well, the more refined way was to say that he caressed her head, but the point still stands! Head pats are priority!

She found that the best way was to do a good deed or two per day and tell him about it later in the evening. She couldn't save up good deeds and tell him about it the next day, which, somehow made him disappointed. Issei wasn't the type to say hurtful things to her, but whenever he was disappointed he usually would just respond neutrally and avoid talking about it. The responses tended to be a little worse if she did something similar to releasing nanomachines in Australia which turned some parts of it into a literal deathworld with cyborg animals.

Saying sorry the normal way made him forgive her awkwardly. So far her observations have found that Issei was much more eager to forgive her if she begged for forgiveness in public while wearing minimal clothing with a collar on her neck. Combined with some choice words on how she would let him do anything to her just to forgive her, well, always resulted in eager agreement and a rush back to the privacy of home.

In some ways he just can't change his high school harem protagonist ways. Granted, he was going through puberty all over again.

She knew that she shouldn't really be pitying him, but then she remembered that the man hadn't bothered to masturbate and is missing his wives and girlfriends. The fox girl was needy as hell, but she certainly was worth it in Issei's opinion when he shared his views with her. The samurai girl is always dedicated and well organised, Issei talked about how she occasionally took certain stimulants to keep herself aroused through her illness.

Surely Issei was implying something with this conversation… Oh! Of course! He's clearly implying that he desires sexual gratification.

That's easy. All Marina had to do was take into account his [Magic Resistance] and a couple of other skills which can be resolved by ensuring her variant of [Sex Magic], which she learnt off watching him use it, would heal and 'buff' him without malicious intent. That way, his body wouldn't resist any of it.

Overcoming his high MAG stats and his… what was it? Time to check the database.

[Gamer's Resilence] – Passive –

Description: Your body is now extremely hard to damage without consent. You are immune to non-conceptual attacks that are done with stats lesser than your relevant defence stats. (10000 Base END bonus)

Ah right! [Gamer's Resilence] would be as easy as plunging the world into nuclear war!

On another note, it's rather convenient that Issei can alternate between both his bodies thanks to the [Reincarnate] Menu. Hell, many of his new skills are rather convenient. But that's neither here nor there.

This requires some discretion and skill, and she should really give it her all! She waited until Issei went to sleep after inflicting himself with some poison in his attempts to train his resistance through sleeping off the debuffs.

Hence, she teleported out of the home they were staying in and materialised her astral dress. Considering that all spirits had the choice of how their dress looks like it definitely said something about her due to the amount of skin it showed.

There was no nun covering over her head in the dress. No sleeves either, or, what was left over was an extremely short sleeve that split right open, exposing the rest of her arms. About half of her breasts were exposed with the front part of her dress completely divided from the middle, with only cable like cords keeping her clothes in place. Binding, not only her dress to her body, but her legs together as well. As for her legs, there wasn't much covering them except some barely knee high stockings and black low-rise panties. Otherwise, the rest of her ensemble was mainly black with gold trimmings.

She let herself rematerialize into his room, floating to him, and carefully removing Issei's clothes. He was back in his initial body at this time, not that it mattered much to her.

Crawling onto the bed, she began pushing her mana into his body through a 'buff' spell that 'so happens' to arouse him, in a good way.

She giggled lightly at her success, deciding to play to his main fetish she started to rub his long shaft in between her breasts.

She wasn't surprised that he woke up near immediately in response. He may hide it well but his ingrained obsession with breasts and his long abstinence worked against the controlled individual he liked to portray at times.

"M-M-Marina! What are you doing?" He grunted out those words in between some gasps.

Marina grinned as she managed to give him a pleasant surprise.

"Aww… come on now Issei, you're not in elementary school anymore. Start learning to recognise a Titjob and a Blowjob already, you blockhead."

"Wha-? I-I know what those are damn it! But, what the hell, why am I feeling this-"

Haha, he's so nervous. She thought that this is actually fun. His eyes are completely glued to her breasts. She couldn't control her own arousal as he watched she lewdly rubbed her breasts on his cock before licking it's tip.

Poor Issei didn't know that she had successfully processed every relevant pornographic movie before coming to this world, being entirely prepared for the more common sexual activities.

"Do you – actually – not know – why? Try using – that silly – head of yours- for once." She said in an unclear way as she took him with her throat. He was smart enough to understand what she's saying anyways.

His moment of realisation came just as his body did.

Sometimes Marina wondered why these things came to him slowly. His skills had messed up his perception of time and his bodily senses for non-combat related activities. It took him using sex related magic to just feel arousal, much less, actually fuck his wives. This was his first time someone else had aroused him after his strength had grown to a certain point.

She greedily swallowed his load, or at least, the amount that she could keep in her mouth. She would definitely have to deal with what was left on her face and body later.

"Iyahh!" She wasn't entirely sure why she exclaimed in that manner as Issei grabbed and pushed her onto the bed.

Marina shuddered with pleasure as he looked at her body hungrily and restrained the rest of her body with her own dresses' cords. It was certainly humiliating to have her legs spread out for him, but knowing that fact only made her feel hotter.

Life was good to her. And every day with her Issei… is always fun.

January 7 1993, Smallville, USA Issei POV

"And that is why science shall save the day. Knowledge is power. But knowledge without power is… paradoxical andddd… I don't want really want to give you an entire rant on that topic kid. Point is, you're a smart kid, maybe not in the 'Ooh, let's terraform this planet with this crazy thing I built called the World Engine' kind of way but well, more like the 'I have no idea what I'm going to do with my life but I damn well will find the answer' sort of way. Anyways, you better go before you miss your bus Clark." The zany Issei/Lex Luthor said to the kryptonian he just treated to ice cream and another of his rants where he secretly foreshadowed the future.

"Oookayyy…. That was another oddly specific, lecture, mister." The black-haired isolated child politely noted.

"None of that mister nonsense, it's been years for goodness sake. Lex is the name, and LexCorp is where you should definitely look for employment once I brainwash congress to allow polygamy and child labour."

"Like the time where you said that you were looking for some thousand year old Amazonian princess through hosting art exhibits?"

"I'll have you know I damn well succeeded. Even if she hasn't realised that I know, hint hint." The red-haired Lex Luthor moved his eye brows up and down repeatedly while nudging the boy in a joking manner.

"Um, I got to go and um, tell Missus Marina I said Hi. Oh, and my mother said that you shouldn't be swearing in front of us or she'll get parents to ban you from school premises." The thirteen year old Clark said as he picked up his bags.

"Ah, Martha, Martha, Martha. I really should tell her I just bought over your school and that I can just bribe the parents association anyways."

"That's illegal."

"Vigilantism is illegal as well, but hey, it can be a great thing in cities like Gotham where the people are just begging for a hero they need but don't deserve."

"That's just some reference that doesn't exist."

"I'll make that reference. Just you watch. Heck, I think I'm going to buy up some newspapers and occasionally force them to print absolute lies every April fools just to prove a point that free speech will one day die out due to the conflict of interests."

"Are you trying to be some bad guy or are you just insane?"

"That's a two syllable word for any thought that's too big for little minds. Just like that of a thirteen year old Kansas bred teenager. Huh, that sounds just like you!"

As the bus horns to denote its imminent departure, Clark ends the conversation without being able to respond to that last sentence.

Issei's familiar made with his various magecraft techniques would confirm that Clark would later have to save the bus as it crashes over a bridge. It wouldn't be long until Jonathan Kent reveals Clark's alien heritage.

Issei hummed to himself as he teleported across to China and punted a few low life criminals, zip tied them to a telephone pole and called the police to that location.

He looked up and saw a big LexCorp Logo, hurray for brainswashing country leaders to accept foreign 'investment', mainly his. That made him think back to the two companies that he and Marina had set up. He focused on technological innovations, social infrastructure, property and hardware. Marina sold software, medical innovations, distributed many cures and provided security software.

They arranged it so that the two young billionaires would have a 'meet cute' moment at a ball somewhere in Japan. The public story was one of mutual respect which grew to love and then where two great people would marry, merging the two giant companies.

Of course, reality was very much different. There certainly was mutual respect, love, marriage and all those things. But if they anyone realised what they actually did in their love lives then there goes both their public images of being a 'model' progressive couple.

Love lives huh. Issei reflected on his currently postponed harem (due to the timelock and all…). Okita's devotion more often than not, made his heart skip a beat due to how cute she tends to be in her efforts. While they couldn't bond much over magic skills like how he could with Tamamo and Marina, he could safely say that mastered sword skills didn't exactly trump a genius swordswoman who maxed out her own and continued to gain more sword skills after that. There were many ways to make a 'fair' fight and in those sword only ones, he would still get schooled. She was great with kids and knew how to be strict despite her own childlike youthfulness. Tamamo also was rather good with children, and a whole bunch of other household matters that Okita didn't have a talent for. While some of it was due to a skill, most of it was through sheer effort. His wife-to-be needed lots of attention, but such a hot fox goddess was more than worth his efforts. He hadn't progressed much with his other girlfriends, however… still, great progress so far.

He opened the door the mansion he owned and found his recent 'definitely legal' wife. Sure she's… what, nine years old, in certain terms. But to be fair, Kiritsugu banged a two year old homunculus. Irisviel's age could be counted on one hand by the time she gave birth to Illyasviel, so… based on Nasuverse logic, Issei is definitely not a paedophile.

I was greeted by my recent wife who was dressed like a total slut. That naked-apron of hers was definitely of the fetish wear variety. It was halfway transparent, the length of the apron barely hid her pussy. The top of her apron had barely covered her nipples, not that it mattered with how transparent it was.

"Welcome home, darling! Would you like dinner, a bath or me?" Marina said the completely cliché line for, what? The second time this month? I'm certain we do this on average twice a month.

"I would like you to start with presenting your pussy to me you wanton bitch." Issei could admit that he never did feel comfortable with saying those kinds of lines no matter how much he used to masturbate to that kind of fictional situations back in his ero-game days.

"Anything for you darling!" Yet, to see Marina smile so happily like that was worth it, he supposed.

To each his (or her) own.

Besides, they both give themselves to each other freely anyways. Now that he thought about it, he never did truly believe he'll have a lovely tsundere masochistic exhibitionist of a wife (and harem member).

Life is good.

March 13 1993, Smallville, USA

So this is the dungeon unlocked by absorbing both Persona games, huh.

I couldn't send big things through the [Kaleidoscope] as I, and Marina, are currently stuck on this universe. Still, grabbing things is a different matter. So is sending small items like money. Hence, I still managed to get some new material from other universes.

[Where Truth is Tested, Fog-filled Midnight Tower Dungeon]

That was its name.

I stood here in a green coloured midnight sky within the illusion barrier. I could see a mist covered tower called [Tartarus] out there, with a familiar figure sitting on a low floor, along with many shadow like creatures.

The figure looked just like me, but blackened, calm, and with bright yellow eyes.

"It's been awhile. Hasn't it?" My doppelganger said.

"Yeah. Things have changed, haven't they?" I responded.

"So it has. But many things still remain the same. It eats you up, and you let it. Because you believe that it's the only way to keep you in check, doesn't it? How does it feel to know that guilt is the only thing holding you back?" My shadow mocked.

I shaked my head, and corrected him. "Not the only thing. True, I hold myself back out of guilt. But also, because I love and cherish many things."

"You deny me?"

"We know how this dance goes. Point is, what you say is true, just not entirely correct."

"Yet, I am you."

"And you are me."

"I will kill you. You are a reckless fool to come to die. After all, I am your equal, and much more." The shadow menacingly states as he withdraws a shadowed [Enkidu].

"No. I didn't come here to die. I came here to retrace my steps." I gathered my chakra and opened up all my precognition abilities. "I came here to kill myself."

I took a step forward. And I faced my true self.

AN: Stat sheet below. I aim to focus on these dynamics in no particular order. Tamamo - Yokai Faction - Doomwing. Cu Lancer+ Group - Celtic Faction. Saber/EMIYA. Shirou/Caren/Harem + Tuka – family + everyone. Irina + Xenovia- rest of the group. Sasaki v Musashi. (Yes that was deliberate), Mittlet +Asia + Tuka – Kokabiel, Rias + Ravel – everyone, EMIYA – everyone, Okita – everyone. It's going to be slow due to real life, and I plan to take my time. It's going to be a long five days in DXD verse time, much like the HGW. But I really wanted to slow down the story for a long time, and this was a great chance to do it while letting Issei deal with crazy crossover stuff. After this long arc is over I plan to either go for a 'fun' reincarnation or one that I had been planning for awhile but the anime just encouraged me to get to it. *Cough**Wilhelm for MC**Suzuki Honda Civic please git gud**Cough**RemSatella for best girl*

Name: Hyoudou Issei/Alexande Luthor Jr. Age: 20

LVL: 150 EXP: 42340/117,809,740

Title: [Super Genius] Affiliation: None

Race: Human with Draconic Traits

HP: 307,840/307,840 Regen: 64,646.4 per minute (10 % (Base) + 9% (regeneration skill)+ 2% (Philosopher's Stone))

MP: 137,575/137,575 Regen: 63,676 per minute (2*WIS + 0.1% of max mana per WIS)

Prana: 20000/20000 (Opened Circuit No * Prana Limit)-200*100

Chakra: 3,958,061,950/3,958,061,950 (END+MAG)*(Chakra Fruit Multiplier(10000)+Chakra Circuit number)- 26369.5*150100 Regen: 435,386,814.5 per minute (1% (Base) +10% (Master of Chakra Manipulation skill))

STR: 15,389.5 (11265+745+3397.5)

END: 12,604 (11634+970+0)

AGI: 26,451 (12743+965+12743)

INT: 17,864 (16749+1115+0)

WIS: 18,863 (10540+945+7378)

MAG: 13,756.5 (12003+1753.5+0)

LUK: 10,317 (10007+310+0)

GAR: 250

Points: 0

Wealth: 4 Gil (Gilgamesh)

Status: Dragon's Aura (+300% in Reputational Gains with women, when not hidden, your presence will be felt)

Skill list

[Gamer's Mind] – Passive –

[Gamer's Body] (Default) – Passive – - Variants: [Mostly normal body], [Locked]

[Beginner's Boost] – Passive –

[Dimension Traveler's Instant Adaption] – Passive –

[The Multiverse Affinity] – Passive –

[Spiral Energy] – Passive – LVL. 1

[Mana Conversion] – Passive –

[CG EMIYA Stance] – Passive – Lvl.70 - Increase in AGI and WIS by 1% per level

When taking this stance: Increase in AGI and STR by 10+1% per level when parrying

[Yolo Dual Blades Stance] – Passive – Lvl.30 - Increase in AGI and STR by 1% per level

When taking this stance: Increase in AGI and STR by 10+1% per level when attacking

[Eye of the Mind (True)] – Passive – Lvl.60 – Rank A+

[Presence Concealment] – Passive/Active – Lvl.60 – Rank A+

[Item Construction] – Passive/Active - Lvl.70 – Rank A++

[Concept Improvement] - Passive – Lvl 27- Rank D

[Territory Creation] – Active – Lvl.40 Rank B

Description: The skill to build a special terrain that is advantageous to oneself as a magus. Can create a makeshift 'workshop' and can create terrain to give a slight advantage to physical combat.

[Riding] – Passive/Active- Lvl 15 Rank E

[Archery] – Passive/Active – Lvl.60 – Rank A+

[Body Modification] – Passive – Lvl.20 Rank D

Description: It is the aptitude to merge one's own flesh with body parts of others. The higher the ranking in this skill, the further away one is from being a proper hero.

[Teaching] – Passive/Active – Lvl.50 – Rank A

[Cooking] – Passive – Lvl.85/100 - Rank: A+++

Description: A skill to create food from ingredients. The higher the skill, the greater the quality of the food and the efficiency of which you make it.

+Foodgasm Effect

[Shared Perception] – Active – Lvl.30 Rank C

Description: Allows the sharing of the sensorial inputs of those you have a mana connection with. Range and detail of shared perceptions increase as level increases.

[Clairvoyance] – Passive – Lvl.50/100 Rank: A

Description: Clairvoyance connotes superior visual perception and dynamic occipital capture, such as to supplement the long-range aiming of projectile weapons. Comprehensive future sight is achieved through usage of the [Kaleidoscope], [Sha Nagba Imuru] and [Eye of the Mind (True)].

[Battle Continuation] - Passive – Lvl 11- Rank E

[Villain's Overwhelming Power]- Active/Passive –

Description: The ability to willingly lower your total STR temporarily and increase either your STR or your AGI by 5 times that amount for half the time you held back. Your original STR values are regained regardless of your choice. (50 + 100 Base STR bonus)

[Villain's Forced Equalisation]- Active/Passive –

Description: The ability to automatically adjust your STR to whatever is needed to keep a stalemate in any instant should you choose to do so. So long as the value is equal or lower than your current STR. (150 Base STR bonus)

[Villain's Sudden Strike]- Active/Passive –

Description: You know that time when the hero thinks that things are going to go well for them? Well, fuck that! STR Increases by 1000% for one second or the time it takes for one attack. Only usable at start of battle or when you were holding back by a very significant amount. (250 Base STR Bonus)

[Villain's Valour]- Active/Passive –

Description: So, you're the bad guy, but there's this even worse guy that you have impossible odds against… fuck that shit, you're going to be badass. STR rises by 100 for every second you're at a disadvantage against an enemy. (1000 Base STR Bonus)

[Super Villain Showdown]- Active/Passive –

Description: It's just you and me. How it's always supposed to be. So long as the fight remains 1v1 in a contained area, STR is multiplied by 10x .(10000 Base STR Bonus)

[Flexible Defence Control] – Active/Passive –

Description: The ability to rearrange the END values of your body and also exchange physical defence for MAG defence. (50 + 100 Base END bonus)

[Regeneration Cycle] – Passive –

Description: 10x base health regeneration to 10%. (150+1000 Base END bonus)

[Reactive Defence] – Passive –

Description: Increases EXP gain to skills that grant resistance to damage and abnormalities by a tremendous amount. (250 Base END bonus)

[Gamer's Resilence] – Passive –

Description: Your body is now extremely hard to damage without consent. You are immune to non-conceptual attacks that are done with stats lesser than your relevant defence stats. (10000 Base END bonus)

[Resistance Zero]- Passive –

Description: The ability that reduces all damage from moving at high speeds to zero. Also all forms of resistance when moving will become zero. This also applies to all equipment you are wearing. (50+100 Base AGI bonus)

[Zero Lag]- Passive –

Description: The ability that renders all logic regarding perception, action and reaction null. (150 Base AGI bonus) i.e. Your body and mind perceives, acts and reacts on the level of your INT and AGI allows. Silly logical rules like reaction time no longer apply. Your thoughts and actions are completely in sync.

[Double Time]- Passive –

Description: Your AGI is now worth double its value. (1000 base AGI bonus)

[Fragile Speed]- Passive –

Description: Can exchange END values for AGI at an equal ratio. (250 Base AGI bonus)

[Legendary Travel]- Passive –

Description: You can fly at your max speed, other speed techniques can be applied to use as speed boosts. You do not experience relativistic time dilation if you do wish to. Boredom from traveling in all forms is now a non-issue. (10000 Base AGI bonus)

[Unforbidden Concepts]- Passive –

Description: The ability that allows you to understand concepts at an instinctive rather than theoretical level. Allows the usage of concepts beyond your comprehension by instinct. (50 base INT bonus)

[Perfect Memory]- Passive – (100 base INT bonus)

[Intuitive Aptitude]- Passive – (150 base INT bonus) (Think Sylar from Heroes)

[Intuitive Replication]- Passive – (250 base INT bonus) (Think Sylar from Heroes)

[Intuitive Improvement]- Passive – (1000 base INT bonus)

[Mind Over Science]- Passive – (1000 base INT bonus)

Description: Psychic Power unlocked, can be improved without limits. Even the rules of the universe can be altered based on force of will and calculations.

[Rejuvenation cycle] – Passive –

Description: 10X Base mana regeneration levels. From 0.2 to 2 per WIS. (50+1000 Base WIS bonus)

[Peace, Gained through Wisdom] – Passive –

Description: Adds mana regeneration of 0.1% per minute for every point in WIS.(100+150 base WIS bonus)

[Combat Perception] – Passive –

Description: Allows for you to understand how a person thinks and fights in combat. (250 Base WIS bonus)

[Serene Recovery] – Passive –

Description: Total MP recovery is multiplied by 100x when out of combat. (5 minutes of non-offensive acts) (10000 base WIS bonus)

[Multi-Cast]- Active/Passive –

Description: Allows you to set macro commands using mental triggers to activate up to 3 spells at a time. (50 Base MAG bonus)

[Overcharge]- Active/Passive –

Description: Allows spells to be charged with as much Mana as the user desires. Effects vary. (100 Base MAG bonus)

[360 NO SCOPE CASTING]- Active/Passive –

Description: The ability to cast spells in any direction without channelling through body parts from a distance of 100m or as far as the Gamer can see. (150+ 250 Base MAG bonus)

[Altered Laws]- Active/Passive –

Description: Spells can be altered to work seamlessly with one another. (1000 Base MAG bonus)

[Power Overwhelming]- Active/Passive –

Description: You may unleash an attack with all your energy. (HP, Chakra, etc…) Leaving you with 1 HP, MP, Prana, etc… This attack will always hit. (10000 Base MAG bonus)

[Essential needs of the Gamer] – Passive –

Description: Increase in LUK and % chance of getting what is needed. Applies for materials, skill acquisitions and the needs of your flesh. (50 + 100 Base LUK bonus)

[Noob's Luck] – Passive –

Description: Higher chance of getting rare loot if you have never gotten the loot before. (150 Base LUK bonus)

[Itemised Kill] – Passive –

Description: Every kills guaranteed to drop an item or skill book. No guarantees if it's good or not. (250 Base LUK bonus)

[For want of Nail, where you're the Nail] – Passive –

Description: You have a high chance of being in a situation where you can make things better while reaping the benefits. (1000+10000 Base LUK bonus)

[Knowledge of Respect and Harmony] – Passive – Lvl.50/100 Rank: A

Description: Knowledge of Respect and Harmony prevents any decrease in the effectiveness of a technique, regardless of how many times it is used against the same opponent. Rank B: Attacks cannot be perceived by the enemy.

[Spirit Phase] – Active – Lvl.40/100 MP cost: 20 per second- Increase in END by 2 per level

Description: Allows the user to phase through physical material like a spirit by temporarily transforming one's body and clothes to a visible intangible ghostly state.

[Arms Mastery] – Passive- Lvl. 100- Increases all stats by 2.5 per level

Description: Increases damage done by all 'weapons' by 500%

[Eternal Arms Mastership] – Passive – Lvl. 20 – Rank D

Description: Prevents degradation of fighting skills when under the effect of mental hindrance.

[Onmyōdō] - Passive/Active – Lvl.55 –Rank A

[Shikigami creation] - Passive/Active – Lvl.50 –Rank A

[Jewelcraft] - Passive/Active – Lvl.40 –Rank B

Description: This magecraft branch allows the storing of mana in jewels. Jewels with stored mana can be used to heal, recover mana from, used in spells and detonated as a limited mystic code.

[Alchemy] - Passive/Active – Lvl.70 –Rank A++

[Detect Intent] – Passive – Lvl.50 – Rank A

[Homunculus Creation] - Passive/Active – Lvl.70 –Rank A++

[Technology] - Passive– Lvl.40 –Rank B

[Deception] – Passive – Lvl.50- Increase in INT and WIS by 0.5 per level

[Intimidate] – Active – Lvl.30 MP cost: variable- Increase in WIS by 1 per level

Description: The act of using various methods to strike fear into the hearts of those around you. Be it through physical, magical or psychological means. Anything goes.

Increases intimidation effectiveness by 5% per level

[Mana Usage] – Passive – Lvl.80 - Increase in MAG by 0.5 per level

[Aura Mastery] – Passive/Active – Lvl.50/100 MP cost: variable- Increase in MAG by 1 per level

Description: You can control your Aura which represents a mix of your mana density and your overall physical fighting prowess. It can be used to force weaker opponents to the ground or lower their statuses. Also can be used to affect your environment based on the density. Can be combined with elemental magic to reproduce that effect close to you.

[Observe] – Active – Lvl.90 MP Cost: 1- Increase in INT by 1 per level

[Pain Resistance] – Passive – Lvl.70 - Increase in END by 0.5 per level

[Physical Resistance] – Passive – Lvl.80 - Increase in STR and END by 0.5 each per level

Decrease in physical damage by 10+0.5% per level

[Multiverse Martial Arts (Grand Master)] – Passive – Lvl.60 - Increase in STR and AGI by 0.5 each per level

Increase in damage when using weapons by 10+1% per level

Increase in damage when not using weapons by 20+2% per level

[Regeneration] – Passive – Lvl.80 - Increase in END by 0.5 per level

Increase in HP regeneration per minute by 1 + 0.1% per level

[ID CREATE] – Active – Lvl.60 MP cost: 140

[ID Escape] – Active – Lvl.60 MP cost: 35

[Structural Grasp] – Active – Lvl.80 MP cost: 3 - Increase in MAG by 0.2 per level, and increase in INT by 0.5 per level.

[Reinforcement] – Active – Lvl.100 MP cost: depends on object - Increase in MAG by 0.2 per level

[Almighty Reinforcement] – Active – Lvl Max MP cost: Variable (Reinforcement Maxed Skill)

[Alteration] – Active – Lvl.100 MP cost: 3 - Increase in MAG by 0.1 per level

[Almighty Alteration] – Active – MP cost: Variable (Alteration Maxed Skill)

[Gradation Air] – Active – Lvl.100 MP cost: 5 - Increase in INT by 0.5 per level

[Substantial Air] – Active – MP cost: Variable (Gradation Air Maxed Skill)

[Flash Air] – Active – Lvl.100 MP cost: Variable

[Space Just Got Real] – Active – MP cost: Variable (Flash Air Maxed Skill)

[Tracing] – Active – Lvl.75 MP cost: Variable - Increase in MAG by 1 per level

[Mana Infusion] – Active – Lvl.60 MP cost: Variable - Increase in MAG by 1 per level

[Dark Flames] – Active – Lvl.30 MP cost: 90 - Increase in MAG by 1 per level

[Life Transfer] – Active – Lvl.30 MP cost: 10 - Increase in MAG by 1 per level

[Sword Arts] – Active – Lvl.25 MP cost: 0 or 40 – Increase in STR and AGI by 2 per level

[Kido] – Active – Lvl.40 MP cost: Depends on Kido used – Increase in MAG by 2 per level

[Hohō] – Active – Lvl.100 MP cost: 1 – Increase in AGI by 2 per level

[Echo Speed Clone] – Active –

Description: A tangible (not to you) clone attacks a split second after every attack.

[Mana Constructs] –Lvl. 60 – MP cost: Variable – Increase in MAG by 5 per level

[Dragon Slayer Magic] – Lvl.15- MP Cost: Depends on spell - Increase in MAG per level by 2

Description: Allows the use of Dragon Slayer Magic. Currently: Fire Dragon Slayer Magic (Rank D)

[True Nine Lives Series] – Active – Lvl.30 MP Cost: Variable – Increase in all stats by 2 per level

Description: The skill that originated from Heracles slaying of the Hydra in a single blow filtered down so that it can be used with all weapons. Nine Lives variants for every conceivable attack.

Used: True Nine Lives-The Shooting Hundred Heads, Nine Lives Blade Works, Nine Lives Blade Dance

[Tsubame Gaeshi] – Active – Lvl.30 MP cost: 50 – Increase in AGI by 2 per level

[Kakuyoku Sanren (Issei Version)] – Active – Lvl.30 MP cost: 30 + Reinforcement Cost – Increase in AGI and MAG by 1 per level

[Incantation Magic (Negima)] –Lvl 30– Increase in MAG by 2.5 per level

[Centum Lanceae Umbrae (Hundred Shadow Spears)]

Description: A spell that gives physical form to 'shadow' spears, pierces Magic Barriers. The number of spears summoned is equivalent to the skill's level.

[Heaven's Feel] – Active – Lvl.50/100 MP cost: 1000 Increase in MAG by 2 per level

Description: A closer usage of the Third Magic, one of the True Magics of the Nasuverse. Soul magic at near it's peak.

[Gate of the GAMER] – Active – Lvl 100 MP Cost: 100 - Increase in WIS by 2 per level

Description: Opens the gate to the Gamer's inventory, allows items to be taken out from any direction, at any speed up to Mach 5 and in whatever manner of the user's choosing. Items that can be taken out at a time: 2 per level. No cost per item after deployed.

[Monologue] – Passive/Active – Lvl.40 Rank B

Description: Improves the attention drawing abilities of monologues delivered to people. At higher ranks people will cease their actions in order to listen to you monologuing. If it's an internal monologue, your thoughts are accelerated so that the chances of your internal monologues being interrupted will be lowered.

[FF White Magicks] –Active – Lvl. 65 – Increase in All stats except LUK by 3

[FF Black Magicks] –Active – Lvl.40 – Increase in All stats except LUK by 3

[Boundary Field Creation] – Passive/Active – Lvl.50 Increase WIS and MAG by 0.5 per level

[Light Energy Resistance] – Passive – Lvl.10 Rank E Increase in END and MAG by 0.5 per level

[Magic Resistance] – Passive – Lvl.30 Rank C Increase in WIS and MAG by 0.5 per level

[Memory Partition] – Passive – Lvl.100 Rank A Increases INT by 1 per level.

Description: It is the ability to partition their thoughts to form multiple independent thought processes. While normal people can only have a single "room" in their brain and focus on one thought, partitioning adds partitions to the one room to create multiple rooms. You have 10 rooms.

[Independent Partitions]- Passive – Lvl Max

Description: Your memory partitions can now work on entirely different issues without being interconnected.

[Thought Acceleration] – Passive – Lvl.100 Rank A-Increases INT by 1 per level.

Description: Fast thought is only a prerequisite to it, does what it says. Increases thought speed by 5% per level.

[Thinking outside of Time] – Active – Lvl Max

Description: Allows your thoughts to go outside the time axis. This state can be used as long as your INT in seconds. Your thoughts are still accelerated even when time is essentially stopped for you. Can only be used once every 24 hours.

[Conceptual Defence Mastery] – Passive – Lvl.20 Rank D

[Kaleidoscope] – Passive/Active –Lvl. 60 MP cost: 1000 Increase in MAG and INT by 1 per level

[Boosted Gear] – Passive/Active – Lvl.75 – HP cost: Varies

Description: One of the Longinus series Sacred Gear. Contains the soul and spirit of the Welsh Dragon Ddraig, one of the two titled Heavenly Dragons. Increases STR, END, AGI and MAG by 25% X 2n-1, where 'n' is the number of charges. Charges increase every ten seconds and can be released for an exponential and explosive boosts that lasts for one instance or ten seconds. Can also use [Transfer].

Grants [Dragon's Aura], Dragonic traits, [Red Dragon Emperor] title

Balance Breakers Available: [Balance Breaker: Scale Mail], [Sub-species Balance Breaker: Sage of the Seven Scales]

[Chakra Usage]- Passive/Active – Lvl.100 - Increase in MAG by 0.25 and END by 0.25 per level

[Master of Chakra Usage] – Passive – Lvl MAX

Description: Reduces chakra costs of techniques by 75%

[Chakra Control]- Passive– Lvl.100 - Increase in INT by 0.25 and WIS by 0.25 per level

[Master of Chakra Manipulation]- Passive–

Description: Allows for the above to be done easily. +10% of Max Chakra recovered per minute.

[Gamer's HUD Eye] – Passive/Active – Lvl. MAX

Description: A genetic trait that passes on a weakened Gamer ability. Essentially redundant for you, but for your descendent or whoever you perform the Madara style eye surgery on, they will essentially get the ability to form parties and gain the ability to use skills from other worlds so long as they have researched it from sources sufficiently. Also, allows body to adapt to different energy sources more easily.

Grants [Gamer's Body], [Gamer's Mind (Lesser)] and [Omni-Planar Adaption]

[Sex Magic] – Passive/Active – Lvl. 30 MP Varies- Increase in END and MAG by 0.5 per level

[Sex]- Active – Lvl 50 – Increases END by 0.5 per level

[Wizardry]- Passive/Active – Lvl 75 – Increases MAG by 0.5 per level

[Medaka Box style skills] – Lvl Max- Separate Menu