Alright, you little nuggets, it seems you like word counts a lot so here's a long ass story. Also note, halfway through writing this I realized there's a similar story with Lefiya being drunk and it's not an original idea so...Alexa play despacito.

The pub known as The Hostess of Fertility was packed to the brim on a particular evening. The folk merrily laughed their worries away after a hard day's work. There was a pleasant feeling about the place as the female waiters delivered food and drinks with a smile and the adventurers ate with a smile. Near the back of the bar sat two people who were the topic of discussion of the bar.

"No," Ais said for about the tenth time that evening. The Level 5 adventurer of the Loki Familia had brought her goddess to the bar because she had been nagging her for just the two of them to go.

"C'mon Aizu." Loki, the Goddess of Mischief, egged one of her favourite members on. She had made Ais come here so that she could relax a bit after all the rigorous training she had been doing over the past month.

The blonde adventurer, however, was not having it.

"I almost killed you last time." Ais reminded the red-haired goddess who just laughed it off. The goddess slightly trembled at the memory but her concern for Ais decided it could stand a bit of a chase from a sword-wielding drunk.

"Ohhhhh! It's no big deal. Just a little bit to calm you down, c'mon missy!" Loki tried again, Ais's instant rejections were starting to get on her nerves but she would not go down without a fight.

Ais had been coming home exhausted every day from training and she could see it starting to take a toll on the girl with her eyelids becoming darker from lack of sleep, the goddess really wanted to cheer her up even if it meant being chased by a sword-wielding drunk.

"No," Ais replied again, she just did not want an alcoholic drink.

"Ok fine, just have something!" Loki said in slight agitation.

Ais had not had anything touch her lips since she entered the bar while Loki had 9 empty mugs sitting in front of her.

"Alright, fine," Ais said with a sigh, she didn't want to upset her goddess any more than she already had.

"Now order something while I go talk to Mia," Loki said, as she got up from her seat, unbeknownst to Ais was that Loki still had one trick up her sleeve, spiking Ais's dinner.

"Heeeeyyyyy Mia!" Loki approached the dwarven owner of the pub with an overly cheerful attitude.

"Hello Loki, need anything? I'm a bit busy right now." Mia noticed the goddess's unusual way of greeting but feigned innocence as she pointed out the overly full building.

"Oh no problem, I just need a quick little favour," Loki said with a mischievous grin earning one back in kind.

"I need you to add something...strong in whatever Ais orders." She leaned closer to Mia and spoke in a whisper, "I'm sure the Familia bank won't miss a few thousand valises."

At the mention of money, Mia instantly agreed. "Alright, how strong do you need it?"

Loki thought for a minute before replying, "Enough to make her stop thinking for the night." At that, Mia thought for a minute before finally nodding.

"I've got just the thing," Mia said as she pulled out an old, worn-down bottle from the shelves behind her. "This stuff is transparent and odourless so it'll slip into practically anything.

A red flag went off in Loki's head, she needed to get herself some of this.

"It's perfect!" Loki exclaimed. Ais had been so focused on training lately that whenever she came home tired, she'd just eat whatever had been given to her without batting an eye and it was in her luck that Ais had been training earlier in the day.

"Chloe!" Mia called out to the Cat Person that had just taken Ais's order on a notepad.

"Here!" Chloe replied in a chirpy demeanour, "What do you need?"

Mia handed Chloe the small bottle, "Add this to Ais Wallenstein's food."

Chloe looked up at Mia sceptically then at the grinning Loki giving her a thumbs up.

"Ok?"

Ais sighed as her food arrived. She had ordered some pasta along with a glass of water as it was the cheapest thing on the menu and she wasn't really in the mood to eat anything.

As she started to dig in, her head was hit with a spell of dizziness and she shakily got up to talk to Loki.

"I'm…going out for some fresh air." Ais managed to say as her head spun and her vision grew fuzzy.

"Yeah, sure whatever." Loki was not paying attention to the girl.

She was in the middle of a heated discussion with another patron of the bar regarding her breast size and Loki no-boobs was not going down without a fight.

Ais stepped outside onto the busy street with everything violently spinning, she tried to stay upright by standing still on the street but as she collides with someone, her mind begins to deteriorate and the last thing she remembers is red eyes.

Bell Cranel wandered the streets of Orario in a gloom. He had thought that living the life of an adventurer was going to be easy. He would join a Familia, get rich and famous, save a girl in a dungeon and they would fall in love but he had already run into a brick wall. No one would accept him into their Familia.

As he walked aimlessly, he mentally sorted through his finances. He couldn't become an adventurer without a deity's blessing so he had to save up the money he had brought from his hometown. He walked past street after street, not really paying attention to where he was going.

Thus, with a thud, Bell accidentally collided with someone who was standing still on the street. The person in question had fallen on top of Bell.

"Oh, I'm so..." Bell was at a loss for words. A blonde-haired girl had fallen on top of him, her slender body wrapped in his arms. Her body was pressed again his and her hair was spread over his arm. Her face was red and her eyes looked a little hazy. As she glanced up at him between heavy breaths, Bell's throat went dry and his heart started pounding unnaturally. Her face had an aloof expression that he found irresistibly cute and their current position was doing nothing to help. His face had turned as red as hers and he felt like he could stay like that forever.

Noticing the weird glances directed towards them, Bell let go of the girl and got up. "A-are you alright?" He said while trying to hide his face in his sleeve from embarrassment. The girl stared up at him for a good minute before finally speaking.

"Bunny?"

"Huh?" Bell had not expected her to make a comment on his appearance making him forget his embarrassment. He resented comments on his resemblance to rabbits as he felt it was an unjust comparison, surely Bunny-humes were more in the category than him.

"Big...bunny" The girl slurred, Bell realized this was exactly what his grandfather would act like when he was drunk and he connected the dots.

"Miss, you shouldn't be out here in this condition." He said with concern in his voice.

The girl got to her feet and stumbled toward Bell. She accidentally hit her head on Bell's torso and let it stay there, "I want a big bunny!" She whined into his chest.

"M-miss, w-what's your name? Do you live nearby?" Bell ignored the fluttering in his stomach and hoped he could get her off the street.

"Ai-uz Wallensteen" She replied drunkenly as she continued to try to snuggle into his chest while Bell tried to hold her off with one hand. As the glancing and whispering of the people on the street at them were starting to get to him.

'Oh shit!' Bell thought as he remembered where he had heard the name before, it belonged to a First Class Adventurer of the Loki Familia. That meant if he was going to take Ais back to her home, he would have to take her to The Twilight Manor. A place he didn't have the greatest experience with.

He had accidentally spilt water on the person at the Familia registration table and had been told never to come back lest he be cut in two by an angry human adventurer named Raul.

He had thought it was an honest mistake but having a threat coming at you from a Level 4 adventurer didn't leave him much room to argue.

Bell decided to swallow the fear for his own life to help the drunk, stumbling girl.

"Let's take you to your home," Bell told Ais who was leaning against a wall now.

"Yeey, Bunny's gonna give me a ride!" Ais said as she tried to climb onto Bell's back.

"E-excuse me, WHAT!?" Bell said as he tried to stop her but it was too late, she was already on his back.

"Let's goooooo!" She said as Bell let out a sigh and let it be.

Loki sat crying in at the counter of The Hostess of Fertility with one of the other deities trying to comfort her.

"Sure, it's a little flat but overall but…. it's about the personality!" The god said in his best effort to try to cheer her up.

"Y-yeah" Loki sniffled, "She got nothing on me besides those filthy meat sacks."

Feeling a little better, she looked around to find Ais. She had had enough breast abuse for one day and wanted to leave only to realize something.

"Where's Ais?"

Realizing she had lost a drunk Level 5 adventurer, panic spread through her system.

"OHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNO!" She said as she searched for her swordswoman.

She started rambling as she asked people to her left and right as to whether they had seen the girl.

Soon her search led her out the bar.

"Oh yeah!" A random passerby on the street said, "I saw her on a kid's back, I swear he looked just like a rabbit."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Bell tried to ignore the judging gazes of the people of Orario as he piggybacked the Level 5 Sword Princess to her home in the northern district of the city.

"Is that Ais Wallenstein?"

"God damn! I wish I was as lucky as that kid."

"Did he drug her?"

"Awwww, he looks like a cute little rabbit."

Bell didn't hear what they were saying since he had zoned everything out to keep from letting tears spill. Though he wouldn't admit it, Bell cared a lot about what people thought about him and this wasn't helping improve his reputation.

"Go faaaaster!" Ais said from her position on Bell's back as she slapped his head.

Bell took a second to think about why he was doing this. He had accidentally bumped into a random stranger and was now getting them home his back. He knew the reason but he just didn't want to admit it.

Bell sped up as much as he could without dropping Ais.

He was nearing the Twilight Manor now and a pit of despair entered his stomach at the thought of what the Loki Familia would do to him if they thought he had done something to Ais. They were people who could kill him with a flick of their wrist and that sent chills down his spine but he wasn't going to leave a girl all alone on the street.

As the manor came into view, he felt a queasy feeling pass through his body.

"We're here!" Bell told the girl, hoping she would get off and make the last walk into the manor by herself. Unfortunately, Lady Fate wasn't very benevolent that night.

"Les go in!" Bell was taken aback by her blind trust in him. He was confused as to why she neither scrutinized nor suspected his intentions. Perhaps it was the alcohol? Then her rank and status came to mind. She was a high ranked and respected citizen of Orario who was among the strongest at Level 5. Didn't she care for her image as she had been drunk in the middle of the city?

"C'mon big bunny!" Ais slapped his head again without moving her head where it was rested in the crook of his neck. He had stopped blushing a long time ago and now was just embarrassed that he was letting someone this drunk walk all over him.

As he walked up to the gate, fear started creeping in as he remembered Raul's words. He set Ais down in front of the gate when he saw someone approaching from afar and turned to leave but was stopped when a ridiculously strong hand stopped him in his tracks. He had not seen this much power when he had been slapped by her on the head but now her Level 5 strength was truly revealed to Bell.

"Nooooooooo, don't go big bunny!" Ais whined as she held his hand and the pain of resisting was too much to handle so he was stopped in his tracks.

He soon saw an elf approaching the gate and he suddenly weighed whether he was afraid of Raul more or this newcomer.

"MISS AIZ, ARE YOU ALRIGHT!? WHO ARE YOU!? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!? I SWEAR IF YOU DID ANYTHING...", "Lefiya, that's enough!"

A voice that was not nearly as loud but twice as powerful said, it was a high elf. Bell could tell because he was feeling a something similar to when he had seen one at the Guild but Bell snapped out of his thoughts because he would definitely not want to be on her bad side.

"M-m-miss R-r-riveria!" The first blonde haired elf said with all her previous energy gone at the appearance of the green-haired high elf. "Why are you yelling so loud this late?"

"T-there's a boy and he was carrying Miss Ais on his back so I..." Lefiya tried to form a proper argument for her shouting earning an annoyed look from Riveria. The high-elf then looked at Bell and he felt as though her gaze went right through his soul.

"I found her drunk on the street and took her here." Bell tried to defend himself but he quickly found that his reasoning was as bad as the other elf's. "Damnit Loki!" Riveria started in anger and then she stopped for a moment before asking, "And she let you take her here?" The elf asked in surprise, Bell nodded vigorously. "She's the one who jumped on my back wanting a ride in the first place," he told the elf who had a perplexed expression.

Ais who had been standing silent leaning against the wall now spoke up, "I found a big bunny, can I keep him please?" She spoke childishly to the elf who just let out a laugh confusing Bell and Lefiya. "Even when drunk, she still retains her identification of who is who and wouldn't just trust anyone and you seem like a good kid to me. Could you kindly bring her in?"

Guilt flooded Bell's system as he realized the only reason he had been allowed to carry her was that he was trusted and he had been think of all sorts of wild things.

Bell hesitantly nodded still afraid of Raul lurking somewhere and helped Ais through the gates while Lefiya was glaring daggers at him.

"AIZU! AIZU! WHERE ARE YOU!?" Loki was in tears as she ran trying to find Ais, Riveria was going to be pissed.

If the mansion looked huge from the outside, it was colossal on the inside and Bell couldn't even begin to comprehend how much everything must have cost as he looked around wide-eyed while Lefiya just scoffed at him.

"Her room's on the second floor to the left." Riveria said as she made to leave.

"WAIT!? You're just trusting me/him with her?" Bell and Lefiya asked in unison while Ais giggled in the background.

Riveria just sighed, "I'm too tired for this and if you try anything, you'll be dead before you know it." The statement made Lefiya calm down while Bell began to sweat drop.

Riveria left the room after that so Bell helped Ais walk to her room with Lefiya tailing behind. After a few minutes of trying to get a drunk Ais up the stairs, they finally arrived in front of her room.

"Well, this has been an eventful night. I'll go now." Bell said wanting to leave as soon as possible. Lefiya nodded in agreement and as they turned to leave Bell was once again stopped by Ais's herculean strength.

"Noooooo, I wanna cuddle big rabbit to sleep!" As soon as the words left her mouth, Bell's face became indistinguishable from a tomato while Lefiya looked like someone had shot an arrow straight through her.

"Miss Ais, that would be..." He couldn't finish the sentence as he was pulled into the room by Ais. Lefiya moved to stop this but Ais just brushed her aside and with an "It's myyyyy bunny, get your ownnnnnn." locked the door shut.

"M-MISS W-WALLENSTEIN, WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Bell asked in horror but was cut off by Ais dragging him to her bed and laying down with him lying in front of her.

"M-MISS..." He was cut off by Ais tightly hugging him from behind and forcing all the wind out of his system. He could practically hear his grandfather laughing at him right now.

Ais nuzzled her face into his back and fell asleep in a matter of seconds. Bell struggled against her grip but to no avail causing him to eventually give up. Truthfully, he was very comfortable but he wouldn't ever admit it. As a spell of drowsiness started taking over, he hoped nobody would wake him up too early so before he was killed by the hands of Lefiya, he could enjoy this as much as he could.

I wrote this in 7 hours, I've ascended Super Saiyan 9000. Also 3k words, Jesus.