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 Author has written 1 story for Fate/stay night, and RWBY. Currently writing one fanfic that is a collaboration work with a friend of mine (not published yet). I love reading fanfics. That's part of the reason I even started to write in the first place. I have been on this site for some years before actually deciding to work on something that I could call my own. There are many great ideas and stories here on this site that I feel privileged and humbled to have the opportunity to read and I think that if not for them, I likely won't be here today as a writer myself. |
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Red Like Roses? Gross! by Mallobaude reviews
As a vampire, Ruby Rose depended on the blood of others to sustain herself. There was only one problem. She hated blood. There very sight of it made her queasy. Some vampire she was! But Ruby needed to eat to survive. So when it came time to feed, and her prey lay sleeping in his bed, she hesitated. Until the young blond boy finally woke up, and wondered just what was going on.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,784 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 11h - Published: 3/4/2019 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.]
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 423,905 - Reviews: 6117 - Favs: 9,198 - Follows: 9,779 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
The New King of Darkness by Masseffect-TxS reviews
For every Queen, there is always a King, one that is the true undisputed ruler. Salem once had a King but betrayed him long ago for his power by placing a powerful curse on him. But before he was banished from her side, the King swore his vengeance, that a successor will take his place and cast her from the world of the living. This is the New King of Darkness.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,178 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Team RWBY]
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 1,063,838 - Reviews: 9285 - Favs: 9,848 - Follows: 9,603 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Forged Destiny by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 157 - Words: 1,109,953 - Reviews: 16461 - Favs: 6,718 - Follows: 6,537 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
Silver by Imyoshi reviews
Forced to admit that Crocea Mors didn't feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc struggled to overcome this obstacle through the insane idea that Aura could become more than just the armor that protected him. Barriers broke as he pushed past the limits of what Aura was capable of, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 423,004 - Reviews: 3197 - Favs: 6,025 - Follows: 6,542 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Pineapple by Imyoshi reviews
Everyone but Jaune Arc failed the initiation. Ozpin was speechless. He knew the boy's transcripts were fake, indulged the act, but never foresaw this outcome. Now the numbers were skewed, and a team wasn't possible. Exploiting his forgery would backfire. No, he reluctantly folded the hand Fate bestowed upon him. The Arc must explore Beacon Academy alone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,052 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 1,042 - Published: 2/20/2019 - Jaune A. - Complete
A Monster's Marriage by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,216 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 3,451 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Eugenics by Rampant Poultry reviews
AU. In a world where humanity is on the brink of extinction in the face of the Grimm, the kingdom of Vale has resorted to arranged marriages between its strongest citizens, hoping against hope that a miracle hero will be born. In a romance initiated without free choice, is it even possible to find happiness? Lancaster
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,784 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 8/17/2016 - [Ruby R., Jaune A.]
Weiss Doesn't Understand Slang by Mallobaude reviews
What happens when Weiss Schnee doesn't understand the intricacies of slang, puns, and innuendos? All sorts of awkward and unusual situations. Written as an entry for RWBY Writing Prompt Wednesday #85.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,904 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/2/2018 - Published: 5/29/2018 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Yang X.L. - Complete
Chaos Theory by Moczo reviews
Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,675 - Reviews: 2747 - Favs: 5,249 - Follows: 4,794 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Illyasviel von Einzbern - Complete
Fighting Mean by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
Qrow: Kid you're not fast, not strong, and ain't got no semblance. So we're going to make you mean.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,399 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 4/28/2018 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Yang X.L., Jaune A., Qrow B. - Complete
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 4,108 - Follows: 2,994 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
Letters to Winter by Mallobaude reviews
It had started as a simple bet. Train the boy in order to prove her own superiority over her peers. It had all been going so well for Weiss. So how was it that Jaune became so entangled in her personal life, and she in his? And why did he seem to be the only person who understood just what she was running away from? Cover art by Gabecebro.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 277,457 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Winter S., Team RWBY - Complete
Holding All The Cards by Drow79 reviews
Issei was celebrating at a festival when a certain stall called the 'Throne of Heroes' caught his attention. Deciding to check it out he made a decision that changed his life and the lives of those around him forever. Warning OOC Issei/Less perverted Issei. Harem because DxD. Cover art by DoomityDoom on Deviantart.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 197,056 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 3,288 - Follows: 3,434 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 10/6/2015
Gloria Dei est in Tenebris by Teninshigen reviews
When Professor Ozpin sent Qrow Branwen into the out-lands, searching for a mysterious creature which had been decimating Grimm numbers, Vale's darkest Huntsman never expected to find a young man wandering Remnant's loneliest paths. And he certainly didn't expect to find potentially the strongest Huntsman in generations...even if he is a little bit broken. (DISCONTINUED)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 142,832 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 7/20/2017 - Published: 5/2/2016 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Qrow B.
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7919 - Favs: 8,077 - Follows: 7,181 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Waiting Room by LeafyDream reviews
Jaune wakes up in a room where a man tells him two bits of news. One, that Jaune is dead. Two, that before he moves on to the afterlife, Jaune may ask any question about his life and the world he lived in. *A mix of comedy, philosophical musings, and a tiny bit of romance for the month of Lancaster!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/2/2017 - [Ruby R., Jaune A.] - Complete
Breaking Through the Bottom of the Bottle by College Fool reviews
Five years after Beacon, Jaune's still going home alone as often as not. An unlikely encounter with Yang may have just the solution- drinks, company, and a hell of a lot of pickup lines. (Now Complete)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,947 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 7/1/2016 - [Yang X.L., Jaune A.] - Complete
To the Socially Awkward by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
We change. We grow. We live. We fight. We love. But, we will always stick together because we're the socially awkward. Pairing: Lancaster
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 7/10/2015 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] - Complete
A Talk Worth Having by College Fool reviews
There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 755 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
A Farmer Or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune didn't have to become a Hero, or even a Hunter. Not really. He could always have been a farmer or something. Pyrrha though... (Now with the multi-part Part Two: Oum Made a Farmer. Complete.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Hello My Old Friends by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Repeat. Loop. Again. Only for you. Only for them. Keep going back for them. Each and every one of them. It doesn't have to be perfect. But it has to have them. Pairing: Lancaster
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Ruby R., Jaune A.] - Complete
Inch by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Maybe one day he'll be everything she ever wanted in life. But today is not that day.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,200 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Weiss S., Jaune A.] - Complete
All From A Hospital Bed by NamesAreHardToComeUpWith reviews
During the events of the Holy Grail War, Shirou takes momentary pauses to visit Ayako Mitsuzuri post-bloodfort. Yet every time he visits, he has changed more and more...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 177 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Shirō E. - Complete
I Am Not There by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Nobody knew what happened for sure. The township remembered the storm that had raged through their countryside. He remembered the divine wind of their savior. Contest entry for the Beast's Lair fanfiction competition.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 156 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Rin T., Sakura M. - Complete
Heroes, Dreams, and Destiny reviews
With his final breath, he destroyed the Holy Grail. Devoid of purpose after discarding his ideals, he laid down to die. Through the work of fate Emiya Shirou does not die, but instead awakes in a new world. Now, he who no longer wishes to be a hero will have to forge his path once again in a world in need of heroes.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 317,107 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 6,096 - Follows: 7,564 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Shirō E., Ruby R., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
