Winter: "Ahem, greetings everyone. Winter Schnee here, letting you know that we're about to start our sequel to Fighting Mean - It's called Fight-

Qrow: "Why the hell do you get to do the intro?"

Winter: "Because the author asked me to!"

Qrow: "Pssh, that guy's a hack! You were barely in the last story, why would you get to do it?"

Winter: "Because you're going to Atlas you dolt! Of course I'm going to be a bigger part of the narrative!"

Qrow: "Nah, me and the kid have a 'hate each other, but secretly bros' thing going on. You can't move in on that."

Winter: "Watch me."

Qrow: "What the hell am I supposed to do then?!"

Winter: "I don't know, get hammered again?"

Qrow: "Hey! I'm like…several hours sober! I'm making progress over here!"

Winter: "Whatever. Do you want to do it together, so we can get through this?"

Qrow: "...Yeah, I guess."

Winter: "Thank you."

Qrow: "Ok, on the count of 3.

Winter: 1…

Qrow: 2…

Jaune: "Oh hey guys! Are we telling them about Fighting Smart? The Prologue for which launches on Thursday?

Winter and Qrow: YOU SONUVABITCH!