Yes, yes. Very clever of me, isn't it? I appreciate the fandom friends who know (and acknowledge) how hard it is to figure out a good username.

I'm probably having a bit too much fun with this profile thing.

Future Ideas:

FF7: Cloud isn't entirely sure what to do now that his dad is alive. Then again, that might be the least of his problems, seeing as he's currently a girl. / Cloud wakes up in an alternate universe as a girl. Miraculously, the fates found a way to give him an even smaller chance of getting into SOLDIER.

Alex Rider: Becoming a spy ought to come with a warning label neatly printed into the contract. Then again, Alex didn't exactly sign a contract before getting into the business. Instead, he got a dead uncle, madmen chasing after him, and a ridiculous case of deja vu from vague memories of being someone other than Alex Rider. On the bright side, he's not traumatized yet and the foreknowledge really comes in handy, no matter how creepy knowing the future is. / OC-insert is reborn as Alex Rider. The life of a teenage spy is...not exactly like what he read about in the books.

OHSHC: A Commoner's Perspective - For the sake of bettering his father's business, Ootori Kyoya's shrewd, business-savvy mind has come up with a unique arrangement: In exchange for a significant reduction of her debt, Fujioka Haruhi will endure the presence of a Host Club member following her regular routine for a full week during a school holiday. Haruhi just wants Kyoya to stop increasing her debt at every little mistake, and maybe this will teach him a little humility. Or, at the very least, put things into perspective for the both of them. / KyoHaru.

Harry Potter & Death Note: Tom Riddle finds himself trapped in a book that can kill people. Honestly, he's seen it all before. / I can't even tell if this one is going to be crack-y or not. I guess it'll be a surprise.

Death Note: Years after her parents' deaths, Misa Amane's greatest ambition is to leave behind a beautiful corpse. Until Light Yagami enters the picture. / In other words, Misa subtly investigates her parents' deaths until she meets the hand of justice. Follows canon.

Death Note: Chopping Block -- Light Yagami finds himself confronted by the one skill he can't seem to master. The world shifts to accommodate. Culinary AU. / Look forward to pastry chef!L, and Light heavily considering the benefits of poison.

Loyalty: A crown doesn't guarantee loyalty, so violence with have to do. SI!Lu-Ten.

In Progress:

Martagon: I die at twenty eight. It takes me eleven years to wake up again. There is an owl fluttering in broad daylight above me, and I have just had both a letter and a civil war dropped directly into my hands. My future is ahead of me, but I don't want it. / An OC-insert is reborn as everyone's second (third?) favorite martyr, Lily Evans. And war weighs heavy when it depends on a single person, as Lily can testify. -- Next chapter 45% complete.

Comeuppance: Between learning to endure and fighting or their lives, they look back on the childhoods they never really had. Team Seven-centric. -- 50% complete. Chapters left: Sasuke, Naruto.

this is my ground: Peter has to go save the world. Or, at least, his internship with Tony Stark. His teacher doesn't agree. -- Vaguely plotted. Next chapter 25% complete.

White Lies: If there was anyone out there better than her at recognizing liars, Sakura had yet to meet them. Unfortunately, that skill was exactly what got her into so much trouble in the first place. Because, of course, what went better with liars than a conspiracy? Modern!AU -- Next chapter 25% complete.

The Terrorist Treatment: Alex had a headache, two bruised ribs, an SAS unit, and several spy agencies on his tail. Business as usual. SCORPIA!Alex -- Next chapter...not started. Vaguely plotted out.

Repeat: There is no future in repeating the past. / After inheriting the Vongola mantle, Tsuna must confront the mysterious illness plaguing the Arcobaleno, as well as the feeling that he's seen this play out before. -- 50% complete. 1 chapter left.

Picture Perfect: In which a picture is worth a thousand words. That doesn't stop anyone from wishing for captions. / Photos from the future end up in the past. Confusion and attempts at getting ten steps ahead ensue. Crack-y idea taken seriously. -- I have no idea where I'm going with this.

Heartbeat: Hinata Ema meets her first Asahina brother at the tender age of seven-going-on-eight. And where one brother goes, the rest will follow. -- Next chapter 90% complete. Just editing left! Vaguely Concrete plot established.