IMPORTANT: im so lazy and ffnet is quite frankly exhausting so everything posts on ao3 a lot faster

I'm eighteen and never going to be done going nuclear.

i'm socially inept lmfao talk 2 me at ur own risk my defense mechanisms for convo are honestly painful I have also never been capable of keeping up an update schedule read my stuff at your own risk!! my favorite anime are noragami and akame ga kill. my fav teen dramas are the vampire diaries and teen wolf. i also love cake

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hmu if u wanna be my grammar checker please I just want someone to check for tiny grammar errors you don't have to talk plot you don't have to care about the story you don't have to b nice to me please help xoxo

as a general rule: kindness is a huge factor in inspiration. people write more when they feel appreciated and engaged! please don't leave rude or mean-spirited reviews. if it's really bad, just click out of the tab and forget it exists. i know it can be so hard to stop yourself from expressing horror at poorly written and genuinely rough stuff, but if you can't write a comment without being cruel, it's okay to just gossip with a friend about it instead. i love doing that! it's so fun talking shit. if you're displeased, you can express it without ruining someone's day. thank you angels!

a personal rule: don't post spoilers in reviews on the reposted fics please!

ophidia harry potter fanfiction
current progress: halfway through chapter four
Fem!Harry fic (although she's really nothing like Harry lol). the side of light loses the war and Marilyn has to pick up the pieces. time travel fic, Tom Riddle is there. inspired by Riddle Me This by xxlilmusicxx! cover is from vintageprintable. the image is public domain in the US, and the website has tons of pretty art pieces if you're interested

asphodel naruto fanfiction
current progress: editing ch seven
Ino-centric, time travel! not canon compliant in the future or the past. war torn future au before the time travel. sasuke never redeems himself, madara takes over the world with his own power and an army behind him, ino dies at his hand. more of what happens in the future will be revealed in the story, promise, but please don't bring up comments like "this isn't how it happened" because that is how it happened in my story. 4k-6k chapters, updates on sunday either once a week or once every two, depending on how fast I go. sometimes it won't update for a long time, though. the cover is from fanpop where it was submitted as a background by nekogirl100. if this isn't the true source, please let me know!

be a princess, be a king (girl, you could be anything) naruto fanfiction
current progress: complete
Modern AU inohina fic. This is the day 1 fic I wrote for naruto femslash week this year! I posted the first one because I really like it, but the rest are all on my ao3 account. if you'd like me to post them here, too, let me know and i will!

girl at the end of the chain naruto fanfic
current progress: chapter five writing
Tenten-centric and AU. begins in the chuunin exams arc which is fun cowritten with falterth and you can find them on ao3! also crossposted there bc that's...where falterth is. current cover is a screencap from Naruto but I'll find something better when I have time later dw. a fix-it fic heavily focused on character development but (surprisingly) with a plot my favorite fic love it it's so good love our girl and all the other babes too

i heard it lasts forever naruto fanfiction
current progress: finalizing chapter two
This fic was previously titled, "the productive use of cortisol," which sounds nice but ultimately has no meaning. It's a fem!Kurama SI in which OC!Kurama is a god and loves it. Extremely violent, not dubious morality but no morality at all, etc. I got the cover from clipartxtras, a website that provides random clipart for whoever wants it. If that isn't the true source, please let me know!