Galaxy Hunter
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Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, Halo, X-overs, Mass Effect, and Harry Potter.

Born to ravenous puffin-dingoes, and raised aboard a pirate ship; the mysterious mercenary known only as Galaxy Hunter, or GH for short, spends what little free time he has -when not doing outrageously insane missions- writing stories to amuse himself. He particularly enjoys writing and reading in the humor, horror, action, and war genres. He also sports a deep dislike for anything overly medieval, preferring to look instead to the future.

Age: 20

Occupation: Atmospheric Science Student

Location: Mare Frigoris, Luna.

Favorite Universes: Harry Potter, Mass Effect, Halo, Pokémon, Starcraft

Least Favorite Universes: Twilight (it should be noted that if GH ever discovers a planet like that of the Twilight saga, he would not hesitate to destroy the entire solar system where it was found.), any Book/TV show/Movie/Video Game where there aren't at least three gunfights/space battles/wars or something very similar, and absolutely NO Skyrim!

Completed Stories:

Since I re-opened up Screw This, I'm Firing the Halo Array, I guess none.

Ongoing Stories:

First Contact - Pokémon Fan Fic. Following World War III, which left the Earth utterly devastated, the United States of North America (formerly the United States, Canada, and Mexico) constructs a massive spacecraft and fills it with one million individuals. Its destination: the only identified Earth-like planet, 250,000-odd light-years away. However when the vessel arrives, they discover that not only is the world inhabitable, it's inhabited already, and the natives aren't too pleased with the newcomers.

Harry Potter: Pokémon Trainer

Universes: Harry Potter and Pokémon (Characters come courtesy of the Anime, minus Ash, Jessie, James, and Meowth. The plot comes from the games, mostly)

Timeline: Begins before Harry goes to Hogwarts, he and Gary Oak are about the same age.

Main Characters: Harry Potter, Gary Oak, Professor Oak

Genre: Adventure/Friendship

Rating: T

Synopsis: Harry, four years old and cradling the broken arm his uncle just gave him as a 'birthday present' drains most of his magical core and tears a hole in the fabric between worlds. When the breech is sealed, Harry Potter is gone. He leaves behind a country shocked by the seeming death of its hero, a world that suddenly seems a great deal darker, and friends and adventures he'll never know of. What he finds on the other side of the breech is something he can barely conceive of. Friends, an adoptive family that actually cares for him, and a whole wide world for him to explore. A world inhabited by fantastic creatures called Pokémon.

Notes: In this story Harry is strong magically, but not some sort of being composed of pure magical energy given human form. I don't know why other writers insist on writing him this way, it just shows lack of imagination and poor frakking technique. Also: absolutely NO SLASH. EVER.

Screw This, I'm Firing the Halo Array - Crossover between the Halo and Mass Effect universes, though this fact isn't explained at all. Pretty much me venting my hatred at Bioware for making Mass Effect 3 99% perfect, and then ruining the last 1% at the end. Featuring Master Chief as Shepard, who pretty much flips the bird at the whole ending. Warning: Contains Spoilers, and it is a complete and total Crack Fic. Part 6 of The Ultimate Showdown is up! It'll probably be the last time I update this story for a while.


Wrong Participants - Harry Potter/multiple Universes. What if Cedric Diggory's name wasn't the one to come out of the Goblet of Fire? Another crack fic that just came to me. Will probably update infrequently as I get the inspiration to work on it. Rated M for violence, gore, and language.

On the Drawing Board:

Storm From the Shadows:

Universes: Halo and Starcraft

Timeline(s): Immediately before Halo 2, right after the end of Wings of Liberty.

Main Characters: Commander Miranda Keyes, Commander James Raynor, Tosh, Master Chief Petty Officer John-117

Genre: War and Sci-fi

Rating: M, for violence, gore, sex, highly disturbing scenarios, general horror, and just plain out-and-out darkness.

Synopsis: Following the discovery of Alpha Halo, an ONI stealth frigate, the Midnight Sun, is tasked with reconnoitering a star system far behind Covenant lines, one that has shown heightened Covenant activity following the discovery of alien ruins on the system's lone planet. What they find spells doom for the human race: etched onto the walls of an ancient Forerunner ruin are the stellar coordinates of humanity's homeworld. The Covenant have learned Earth's location. Before the desperate Commander Keyes and her crew can warn the UNSC, they fall under attack by a Covenant corvette. Fleeing on a random slipspace vector, something goes wrong, and they are catapulted far off-course. Against all odds, they survive, only to find themselves stranded in the Large Magellanic Cloud. There they learn the darkest of secrets about the UNSC's past, and discover what might be the key to turning the tide in the War against the Covenant, and the forces that could lead to its ultimate annihilation.

First part of the Dark Tide Rising Trilogy.

Ghost

Universe: Pokemon (anime)

Main Character: Unknown Male Trainer

Rating: M (Violence, blood and gore, language)

Synopsis: Someone is hunting Team Rocket's top agents and killing them. Someone with no past, no records, and seemingly no conscience. Someone who doesn't play by the rules and who won't rest until he's burned the organization to the ground around him. No one knows who he is, where he got his training or Pokemon, how he commands such loyalty from them, or where he came from. They only know what to call him: Ghost.

Homeward

Universe: Halo

Characters: Original Cast

Rating: M

Synopsis: During the height of the Human-Covenant war, two warships from both sides are declared lost and/or destroyed by enemy action during the intense fighting at Jericho VII; the UNSC Paris-Class Frigate Intrepid and the Covenant CAS-Class Assault Carrier Dogma. Unknown to either side the ships survived; caught up in a storm in slipspace when the Intrepid attmempted to flee, both vessels are flung across the galaxy, and are nearly destroyed in the process. Adrift, damaged, and far beyond any charted space, the crews are forced to work together through the harsh reality that without cooperation, all of them will die, cold and alone. Two crews, seven species, forced together and fighting to survive.

Notes: A personal favorite idea of mine, basically I wanted to do an homage to the reimagined Battlestar Galactica, as well as what Star Trek: Voyager could have been. Namely a lone ship (or pair of ships), stranded beyond known space, two crews struggling -despite an overwhelming amount of adversity to the idea of cooperating- to merely survive. There isn't any magical technobabble that will catapult them ahead, no replicators to give them easy access to food, water, or medicine, and not even a support fleet for fuel or replacement components. No, just two badly damaged warships with one jury rigged FTL drive shared between them that could come apart at a moment's notice, and two crews that are just a breath away from drawing weapons and killing each other. This is not a nice story, there are no heroes, only the desperate crews of the UNSC Intrepid and the Assault Carrier Dogma.

You Were Warriors Once

-And now, you must be again." Q told Captain Picard grimly.

Universes: Star Trek TNG, XCOM: Enemy Unknown

Rating: M

At the height of the Dominion War, Q appears to Picard and tells him the dark truth: humanity is going to lose. The Q continuum has made it clear that they cannot interfere directly in the conflict, and for once, Q is in agreement with them. Needless to say, he isn't willing to let go of the pet project of his that is humanity so easily. So he shows the crew of the Enterprise a new Universe, one where First Contact with alien life was decidedly less... benevolent. They need the training, the weaponry, and the mindset that centuries of relative peace have removed from society. All of humanity's darker tendencies have been packed neatly away in a box labeled 'unacceptable' and tied up with a rope called 'social evolution'. XCOM is about to tear that box to shreds, and what is unleashed will either make or break both Universes. The Federation needs to rediscover what they once were; to accept the truth that had for so long been shunned:

Humans are warriors.

Odd Ideas:

These are stories that I'm giving serious thought to writing, I'll definitely start one or two after I update First Contact again.

What Lurks in the Dark - An insanely vindictive idea I've had. It's set in the Halo Universe, post-Halo 3, non Halo 4-compliant. Cortana and Master Chief's ship comes in contact with something. This will be a horror story crossed over with another Universe. I won't tell you which one, because that would really ruin the tension, but I will say it isn't Dead Space, sorry.

Breaking Free - A narration of my Pokémon Ruby Nuzlocke run. It's already posted over on the Nuzlocke Forums, and I've been thinking of moving it here.

The Lucky One - Halo/Harry Potter Crossover idea, yeah, really. Harry, in a burst of sorrow and pain-fueled magic, catapults himself forward in time where he is forcibly recruited into the SPARTAN program.

Harry Potter and the Knight Errant - At the end of his Fourth Year Harry stumbles into the Hog's Head to drink away his sorrows over the death of Cedric. Aberforth notices this and arranges for a friend of his to take him on a Summer Vacation he'll never forget.

The Paths Not Taken - What if... The magistrate from StarCraft wasn't a voiceless nonentity? What if he was on the ground fighting at New Gettysburg when Tarsonis died? What if Kerrigan never fell to the Zerg?

Duality: Fed up with Umbridge, the threat of Voldemort, and the general immaturity of his fellow students, Harry takes a long walk around the castle, and ends up outside the Room of Requirement. On an impulse he asks it for help with dealing with Voldemort and Umbridge. The response... is not what he expected. Harry Potter/Jak and Daxter

Beyond the Veil:

"Sirius! SIRIUS!" Harry shouted at the fluttering curtain where his godfather had just vanished, hit by a spell from Bellatrix.

"It's too late, Harry." Remus replied, his own voice choked with sadness. He grabbed Harry around the middle as the young teen struggled to reach the dais. Meanwhile Kingsley Shacklebolt leapt forward and began dueling Bellatrix fiercely. "He's gone."

"No, he's not!" Harry snarled, enraged at the loss of the only real father figure in his life, and with a grunt he drove his elbow into Remus' gut.

The werewolf's eyes went wide in shock, and he released Harry, clutching his bruised stomach. As the older man struggled to draw breath, Harry bolted forward. Ignoring the shouts from Neville and the few horrified Order members who had noticed what was happening, Harry took several large steps, jumped up onto the platform, and before he even had time to think, hurtled himself headlong through the archway.

Other info: This is a crossover, saving the identity of the other Universe for later so it comes as a surprise...

Reviews of any of my stories would be awesome, as well as constructive criticism, I'd really like to know how I can improve my writing style.

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Harry Potter Who? by HP.HG. fan forever reviews
What if Harry survived that aweful night and no one knew it. Will be a tear jerker and one of hope. Abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,513 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Potters v The Longbottoms: The Family Feud by GryffindorTom reviews
Adam Potter is happy with his girlfriend, Hermione Granger. His brother Harry Potter is in a happy relationship with his girlfriend, Daphne Greengrass. Both of them, however, hold a secret which not even their girlfriends know...Adam is the real Boy-Who-Lived...not Neville Longbottom!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,959 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 4/8/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 153,499 - Reviews: 3090 - Favs: 10,529 - Follows: 12,703 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,168 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 7,233 - Follows: 8,195 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 5/7/2013
Advice and Trust by Panther2G reviews
Shinji takes just the slightest different action when Asuka offers a kiss... and everything changes. Suddenly, they're no longer alone, and begin becoming stronger than they've ever been before. And from their new bond changes start to ripple out. The Angel War and the plans of SEELE and NERV will never be the same.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 372,319 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A., Misato K.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,504 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 185 - Words: 803,427 - Reviews: 12185 - Favs: 5,725 - Follows: 4,706 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 9/4/2005
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 326,387 - Reviews: 7539 - Favs: 15,722 - Follows: 18,382 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 235,062 - Reviews: 4959 - Favs: 8,818 - Follows: 8,647 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Marius B.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2273 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
IA: A Prelude to War by Crayz9000 reviews
First book of a series. 30 years before Yavin, a massive Jedi expedition known as the Outbound Flight disappeared in the unknown regions of the galaxy. Most assumed it had been destroyed by an alien named Thrawn... but what if that assumption was wrong?
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 155,982 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/13/2019 - Published: 7/8/2010
Did You Miss Me? by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
A sequel to Hermione Help Me!, Harry and Friends write letters to Voldemort and his Death Eaters about everything from not being able to find socks to wanting to taking over the world. Set Harry's 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 489,686 - Reviews: 3952 - Favs: 3,976 - Follows: 3,989 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Parallel Lives by jamiepage19 reviews
One galaxy, two Shepards; their lives will never be the same again. With the Collectors defeated, John Shepard is about head back through the Omega 4 relay when the unthinkable happens and he and his crew are suddenly teleported back to Virmire. Once there, they stumble upon the Normandy SR-1 and he soon finds out that there's a Jane Shepard in charge and nothing is as it seems.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 238,300 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 5/30/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Miranda L., Shepard
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 412,979 - Reviews: 5126 - Favs: 10,677 - Follows: 11,171 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4825 - Favs: 7,314 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part II: The Book of Albus by deadwoodpecker reviews
This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 105,530 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Another Gibbs by sorafallenangel11 reviews
Albus Dumbledore made a great mistake on the night of October 31st 1981 - he chose the wrong boy-who-lived. So Lily and James Potter gave up little Harry to his relatives, so they could raise their saviour - Charlus Potter. But now that it is time for their children to start Hogwarts, they want Harry back. Only, he isn't Harry anymore. He's Jasper Gibbs.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,268 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 4,883 - Follows: 6,259 - Updated: 4/6/2018 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 12,343 - Follows: 12,366 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Shadow of a Doubt by HaiJu reviews
The truth was supposed to save Danny. Fix things. The lab, the experiments, the lies, those were all in the past. Weren't they? Sequel to Phantom of Truth. Now complete! Cover art by Paplup.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 300,920 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 2,974 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F., Valerie G., OC - Complete
Harry Potter: I'm in a WHAT! by ZelotOneShotter reviews
Write a story, it won't be hard they said, it'll be fun they said... well it might have been if the main character didn't TALK BACK TO ME as I wrote it! Alright I admit it, I broke the 4th Wall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,374 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Harry P.
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 386,442 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 6,093 - Follows: 6,824 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Without War to Guide Me by Todeswind reviews
In the grim darkness of the future there is only war. But what happpens to a Space Marine when he is stranded in a place where his unique set of talents are neither needed, desired, or valued by humanity? What is a weapon's purpose without a war to fight in?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,048 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 9/12/2017 - Published: 1/29/2013
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 11,328 - Follows: 13,434 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Matters of Faith by jclong reviews
Gendo is out to do some good, in the only way that he can; by being the most magnificent, manipulative bastard that he can be. Rei is out to help us all, by doing SCIENCE! Please Read & Review! Thank you for reading and sharing your feedback.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 440,313 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Dudley Dursley and the Quest for Truth by books101 reviews
When Dudley Dursley and his parents are forced to spend a year with-gasp!- witches and wizards, Dudley decides this is the opportunity to learn more about his apparently famous cousin. Potterwatch, tall tales and magic, oh my! Rating changed for safety...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,448 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Dudley D.
Massacre in the Dungeons by marylou reviews
Albus Dumbledore's actions set off a chain reaction that affects the entire wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,097 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Soulmates of Prophecy by GryffindorTom reviews
After the events of the Battle of the Ministry, Harry Potter feels a hole in himself, one where he hasn't recognised who his Soulmate is. Hermione Granger finds her Soulmate in Neville Longbottom and feels happy. Pansy Parkinson is not happy with the betrothal contract that her father had made with a certain ferret and discovers her Soulmate. HP/PP, NL/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,097 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/16/2017 - Published: 5/21/2016 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
How Harry Got a Date by ARega1s reviews
How difficult can it be for Harry Potter to get a date to the Yule Ball? Extremely difficult if you have a jealous Ron Weasley scaring them away. Warning for Ron bashing. Rated T for themes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,336 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Harry P., Padma P., Parvati P.] - Complete
With Friends Like These by GryffindorTom reviews
...Who Needs Enemies. Based on Broomstick Flyer's 'Dangerous to be around'. When Harry receives a letter from four of his "friends" saying he was too dangerous to be associated with, having gone for a walk, he didn't expect to find Hermione Granger and Katie Bell in trouble from a Death Eater attack. With friends like Ron and Neville, who needs enemies. HP/HG/KB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,013 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 5/6/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Katie B.] Remus L. - Complete
The Goblet of Fire and The Not Terribly Uncommon Charm by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU, crack, oneshot/ Suppose the Goblet of Fire really had been vulnerable to the Confundus Charm...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Forest of Dean by JTPort reviews
What would have happened if Harry said yes when Hermione suggested staying in the forest and the effects it has on the entire wizarding world. Inspired by Deathly Hallows Part 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,687 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One and Done by JakOvsumTrade reviews
The Order of the Phoenix has summoned a 'Champion' to help them with their dark lord problem. but all he wants to do is get back home to his... well, I don't know what you would call their relationship and I wrote it. Not meant to be taken seriously, just some poor jokes from a sleep deprived mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/4/2016 - Complete
Harry's Brain is Much Too Active by Flitty reviews
Harry's spent so much time in his own mind that it's unrecognisable to anyone else. Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Harry P.
We All Saw It Coming by The Dementors Dinner Party reviews
In another universe, Sirius was freed in Harry's 3rd year. But not like you thought he would. And there is an understatement about a very well known fact. Sirius Black is completely off his rocker.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2016
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7109 - Favs: 14,629 - Follows: 11,537 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Insane Lord Mortem by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry Potter is the sole survivor of the apocalypse, so using his power as Master of Death he decides to go back to save the world. Unfortunately becoming the sole survivor of an apocalypse leaves a person rather unstable, and Harry gets up to some curious shenanigans. Voldemort's about to have a very bad day, and he's not the only one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Jaunt by gryffindormischief reviews
Ginny gets an introduction to muggle night life courtesy of one Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8711 - Favs: 14,736 - Follows: 17,944 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The Mother Who Lived: Side Effects by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
A oneshot to advertise a challenge that asks a simple question: what if Lily lives as well? How and why did she live, and what are the odd side effects she is suffering? Challenge at the end, applicable to all comers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Complete
Afflicted by LittleFics reviews
Dudley Dursley's daughter was born with a certain affliction...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Dudley D. - Complete
Things To Remember When Raising a Weasley by Lunathelooney reviews
A letter that Arthur sends to Harry with advice on raising anyone with a drop of Weasley in their blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2016 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 6,665 - Follows: 6,390 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Magica Draconia reviews
Harry and/or Snape find themselves reliving the same span of time over and over again. What caused this phenomenon, and just how are they to get out of it? Are both wizards aware that time is repeating itself, or just one of them? And just what is it about this one day that it just refuses to end?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/21/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Potters Stand United by Fairywm reviews
Completely AU. A fierce Lily protects her twins from a meddling Headmaster. This time the adults take action. A different WBWL fic. Good Potters. Powerful Harry and twin. Goes through 4th year. Very minor bashing, kind of, sort of, well read A/N in first chapter. Some romance towards the middle, when the boys are older. OC (Gary Potter)/Susan Bones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 209,882 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 6/3/2016 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Of Cereal and Revenge by champagne for the pain reviews
Draco and Pansy enjoy an early morning, watching the Golden Trio suffer. Fifth year, probably. DM/PP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2016 - [Pansy P., Draco M.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Super Predictable Ending by White Magic17 reviews
How it could have ended
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Weapon of Incredulity by GirlDressedInBlack reviews
The Potters have a secret weapon which will help destroy the most narcissistic of self-admitted Dark Lords. Kind of crack (the end isn't)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2016 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Aunt Marge's Even Bigger Mistake by FloreatCastellum reviews
Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 277 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Vernon D., Marge D. - Complete
He Finally Said 'Yes' by skeletonrae reviews
Why is it that when a 'bad guy' asks the 'good guy' for help, they're always turned down? Now a two-shot, gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Collecting A Soul by Fluffyemorabbit reviews
Instead of Harry defeating Voldemort, a Reaper comes to collect his soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, OC - Complete
Terminal Justice by Overkill AKA Irrational Intelligence by Nalanda reviews
The unofficial fourth of the Make a Wish series by Rorschach's Blot, it was originally written by Overkill aka Irrational Intelligence and removed for some reason. EDIT: Have separated the chapters now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 233,566 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Incident by Zoebel
Hermione looses her temper. !Crackfic. Brat!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2016
Alfred: Working-Class Dementor (Rock-Star By Night) by NeonDomino reviews
The life of a Dementor outside of Azkaban. Warnings for crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Dolores U., Dementors - Complete
The Power of an Angry Witch by Temporal Knight reviews
Daphne Greengrass, Harem Mistress, is quite perturbed with Umbridge ruining her plans. Now Harry's run off to the Ministry without her. What is a Harem Mistress supposed to do but to go retrieve her future boyfriend? If she happens to kill Voldemort along the way then so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 615 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3428 - Favs: 5,274 - Follows: 6,172 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Curses and Threats by The Last Deathly Guardian reviews
"Oh sweet Merlin's underpants," Ron Weasley whimpered, his eyes wide as Galleons as he listened with an expression of utter terror. "She's cursing so bad now that they've even started censoring her!" he whispered, horrified. Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by vvc reviews
de·us ex ma·chi·na;ˌdāəs eks ˈmäkənə; noun; an unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Harry P., I. Pince - Complete
The Catalyst by lorien829 reviews
A little girl of mysterious origins will become the driving force that will change the very nature of Harry and Hermione's relationship with each other. Moves from canon, disregards epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,882 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
One Good Reason by MayorHaggar reviews
Pansy's sarcastic remark to Harry's ex-wife Ginny lands in her some hot water. But Harry loves her so he'll get over it, and Ginny deserved it anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daughters of Fate by McWhite reviews
We all know that Harry Potter is the Master of... wait, Time? How did that happen? And whatever will Death do when she finds out about this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 696 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Confessions: You've Slept With The Mudblood by GryffindorTom reviews
Part 2 of the Confessions Series. Harry Potter invites his ex-wife, Ginny Weasley, to Grimmauld Place where he tells her about the secret he has got, a secret which involves Hermione Granger and his two children with her. Ginny, however, has other plans... Pairings – Harry/Hermione/Susan
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.] Ginny W. - Complete
A Little Help From A Friend by EmeraldGuardian7 reviews
[Oneshot] Parody! Humor! Harry is called to Dumbledore's office to find out that Draco Malfoy is a Veela and Harry is supposedly his mate? This Harry isn't going to go along with it though. He has a plan and goes to get help from a knowledgeable friend. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 104 - Published: 4/20/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Draco M., Albus D. - Complete
Of Herbs Most Curious by Yung Warrior reviews
Professor Snape catches Neville sneaking about after hours, carrying a strange plant with him that the potions master cannot identify. However, when he takes the herb back to Dumbledore, he gets a little more education than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2016 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Adventures in Team Building by forensicwitch5001 reviews
Voldemort decides that his Death Eaters need to learn how to work together. The Death Eaters aren't very happy about being forced to do teambuilding exercises.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/19/2016 - Lucius M., Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Peter P. - Complete
Confessions: They're Not Your Kids by GryffindorTom reviews
Part 3 of the Confessions Series. Hermione Granger tells her husband, Ron Weasley the truth about her sleeping with his best friend, Harry Potter, the fact that the two people that he thought was his kids, Rose and Hugo, are Harry's kids, and she has divorce papers, ending the marriage. Pairings – Harry/Hermione/Susan
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 4/17/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.] Ron W. - Complete
Harry's Revenge by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Harry gets his revenge against the Dursleys. Crack fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter's Will Reading by GryffindorTom reviews
Harry Potter has died. People gather for the reading of his will, but shocks and surprises take into consideration when the gifts are announced. What dark secret does Hermione Granger have hidden? AU, No HBP/DH. Horcruxes don't exist in this story. Contains Fred, George, Dumbledore and Hermione bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Megan J., Morag M., Susan B.] - Complete
Madness of Wood by AbaddontheDevourer reviews
Little one-shot I made. Oliver Wood goes ballistic with Quidditch being cancelled. War breaks out int he Great Hall, and a pair of pranksters are in the middle of it. Tried to make it funny but I'm not sure how I did. Don't own anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Hermione G., George W., Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
The Truth Will Set You Free by Daisyphile reviews
Fred and George pull a massive prank at Hogwarts and dose all the dining hall food with Veritaserum. Chaos and hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Severus S., George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
The Best Month and The Worst Month by GryffindorTom reviews
January. Both the best month and the worst month of all for Lady Tracy Potter. The month she had married Harry Potter. The month she had gave birth to her son, James. The month her husband died. Wrote for the Fill The Calendar Challenge (January 24th, Subject was January) AU, Disregards HBP/DH. Character Deaths mentioned. Pairings – Harry/Tracy, Neville/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2016 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
I have had enough by keitaya reviews
It is the summer before fifth year and Harry has had enough One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 118 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Oops Factor by BrokenMarionette21 reviews
Hermione makes a "mistake" in the final Battle and it's such a know-it-all way of doing it. This is a oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Hermione G. - Complete
I Want Dead Harry Potter Riding To Me On A Llama by fortheairwaves reviews
Voldemort wants Harry Potter dead. On a llama, to be specific. Will he get his wish? Utter crack that I wrote in third grade, with only very minor revisions. Just publishing for the heck of it. Rated T for character death, I guess. Like I said, utter crack, but worth a shot to read. Enjoy and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5981 - Favs: 7,385 - Follows: 8,972 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
You're A Champion, Harry by Vanilla Jester reviews
Dumbledore tries to tell Harry he's a champion. Silly, juvenile, and with utterly foul language. Based on a video that makes me laugh. Rated M for a very good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
How does it work? by kyella14 reviews
Harry contemplates the mechanics behind human-giant relationships. Trauma ensues. Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Harry P., Rubeus H., Luna L. - Complete
The Love Potion by wereachforthestars reviews
Harry Potter once again manages to botch up a potion. This time, it has rather...unpleasant consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Complete
Sheer Lunacy by eostby reviews
In the ever-expanding multiverse of the world of Harry Potter, one person has figured out how to bring others from their worlds into hers. That person is Luna Lovegood. If you think she's using this power for anything other than the obvious, you don't know Luna very well. Crack fic, but you probably could have guessed that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Luna L. - Complete
The Super Epic Frying Pan of Death by qwerty19 reviews
Who knew that The Power He Knows Not could be found in a kitchen cabinet? The surreal story of what really happened that night. This is not to be taken seriously, but meant for my, and hopefully your enjoyment. Not a Lily and James bashing story, but instead a weird little idea born of caffeine, sugar, and lack of sleep. Warning: Insanity. Enough said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2016 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Voldemort - Complete
Wicked Witch by NerdGirl394 reviews
During a DADA lesson in Harry's fifth year, he notices Dean seems a bit too cheerful... Hopefully funny oneshot! Takes place in OOTP (obviously). Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dolores U., Dean T. - Complete
To the Dark Lord by beartes reviews
Regulus is ready to face his death. He just has one detail to finish: write the letter to go with the false pendant. Who knew writing to the Dark Lord is so difficult?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Regulus B. - Complete
Wizards Don't Take Sick Days by JuniperHen reviews
A short, funny story where Voldemort gets sick in the middle of a meeting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Voldemort - Complete
A not so Grimmauld New Years' Eve by hpkiwi reviews
The Trio are celebrating the arrival of the New Millennium by watching...Star Wars. What does Kreacher think of being compared to Yoda? What does Ron make of Muggle technology? And how many arguments are he and Hermione going to have over Star Wars pairings? Also starring George, Angelina and a copy of The Independent newspaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,540 - Reviews: 3473 - Favs: 11,701 - Follows: 11,565 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Soul-Sucking Kiss by rhead-a-holyc reviews
Vernon never really understood just what would happen when he fell in love... an attempt at crack. Vernon/Dementor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Vernon D., Dementors - Complete
All Full of that Wizard Angst by CalamityJim reviews
Voldemort explains the source of magic to Harry. Crackfic. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
True Colours Show by PokePotterfan93 reviews
After his godfather's death, Harry discovers a terrible plot against him. Anger and betrayal will show Harry who he can trust and who he can't. Rated M for violence and Language and just in case HP/Harem cause Harry's like that, NL/TD, RL/NT, Evil Dumbles. Ron bashing, slight Ginny bashing, GreyIntelligent/Harry,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 107,485 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 3,432 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 1/9/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.] - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2371 - Favs: 8,853 - Follows: 6,495 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 204 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 4,893 - Follows: 1,447 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Ways To Get Umbridge Out of Hogwarts by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
When Umbridge gets hold a piece paper with different suggestions to get her out of Hogwarts she reads out in the Great Hall. Crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Dolores U. - Complete
Too Late to Apologize by JackPotr reviews
Harry reacts to Hermione's treatment during sixth year. With his anchor gone, Harry searches for something else. No bashing...well not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,238 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Abridged by KieranDell1409 reviews
Just like Little Kuriboh and Team Four Star, I'm stepping into the abridging game.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,839 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Ritual of Merlin's Choice by AngelMorph reviews
What if Voldemort had not called for a cease-fire half-way through the final battle? What if the death toll had continued to mount until in the end, Harry stood victorious but alone? What if Harry decided that such an outcome was unacceptable and set out to change things, to re-write the prophesy that had always defined his life? WARNING: not JUST about time-travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,159 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fianna de Sí by DalkonCledwin reviews
Santa gives Harry, Hermione and Luna the opportunity to change how things happened... but is everything going to turn out for the best? Come and see! Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,235 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Like, who are you? by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Just as Mystery Inc. is wrapping up another case, they are stopped by two men dressed in strange red robes.. / One-shot for the QLFC round 12.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Frank L. - Complete
Join the Dark Side by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Voldemort tries to get Harry join the Dark Side. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Moon King by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Harry doesn't know how but him and Hermione are on the moon. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 6480 - Favs: 12,578 - Follows: 8,869 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Headache by Ford.Ye.Fiji reviews
HARRY POTTER, AGE 35 IS SEEN RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS NAKED AND FIRING EXPELLIARMUSES INTO THE AIR. A short article by Rita's daughter on the disadvantage of headaches in the wizarding world. Disclaimer inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Parents by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Hugo Weasley shows up at his uncle's house unannounced. Harry tries to find out what's been bothering him. / Next gen fic, written for the QLFC round 8. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Harry P., Hugo W. - Complete
Cat? by alchemyfreak42 reviews
She opened her eyes and looked around- why was everything so big?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Mrs. Norris - Complete
When My Life Began by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
COMPLETE and updated 9/14/12! This story is an off shoot from "Things That Make You Go Hummm," by Dracom Blade. Totally A/U and hopefully fun to read. Bashes some characters like Bumbles, Molly, Snape, and others. This story is complete and is a Harry with three wives. Rated M for language and sexual innuendo. H/Hr/FD/LL 4/16/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,938 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/29/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Unexpected Help Parts 1 through 3 by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
Harry and Hermione get unexpected help while on Horcrux hunt. Starts as Ron chickens out and leaves to go see his mum so he can get to eat properly. Rated T for language and sexual innuendo. Former 3 part story combined into one story. REVISED 8/10/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Thirty Pieces of Silver by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
NON-CANON One-Shot. Harry and Voldy are killed in the final battle and Harry's will is to be read. UPDATED: 10/16/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Distant and Not-So-Bright Future by His Lordship Havoc reviews
As if the Dominion War wasn't enough, Captain Sisko and the crew of Deep Space 9 find themselves dealing with an unusual visitor whose inhumanly deadly skills and dedication to protecting the human race just might tear the Federation apart. Written as a challengefic. Rated M for lots of violence and battle scenes, not to mention a somewhat awkward and comical attempt at romance.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,035 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Space Marines
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 4,990 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Nymphadora's Beau by losthpfanficwriter reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons. / No updates, on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 5,586 - Follows: 6,517 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
Rising Powers by anix113 reviews
Harry learns that he is a wizard long before anyone intended. Without anyone teaching him, he does not know what should be impossible. He breaks the rules of magic with his bushy-haired friend. H/G/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,964 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 3,659 - Follows: 4,469 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L.] Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4302 - Favs: 9,023 - Follows: 6,912 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Marriage is by mandymld reviews
Hermione and Harry attend the first anniversary ball of the defeat of Voldemort and face another foe. This time an irate Molly Weasley who is angry she broke up with Ron. Severus, Remus and Tonks live because I hate how they died in the story. JKR should have killed off Arthur instead like she had originally planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 229 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Molly W. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 4,202 - Follows: 1,417 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Voyage Home by Kinsfire reviews
The battle at the Ministry ended differently for Harry. When he came out of the fog of Time Turner dust, he found himself over 300 years in the future. Now he needs to find his home again.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,505 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Rejection Letters by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
A folded parchment written in green ink appears, sealed by a wax coat of arms depicting a lion, a badger, a raven, and a snake. It reads, "Dear Mister Potter..." However, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry receives a rejection letter in reply. Each invitation is responded with ratings in range of Teen to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,478 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Harry P.
Never Give Me A Marriage Law Challenge by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony fic featuring a marriage law. One morning at breakfast the lives of a large chunk of Hogwarts students are changed forever. How will they cope? Will there be a happily ever after or will relationships fall apart? not canon, AU, no horcruxes, not so nice to Ron but seeking redemption for him. I apologize for a poor summary. Prologue offers more details about the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,772 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Tri-Wizard Tragedy by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
Through all his trials, Harry's seen that he cannot really find a home in the Wizarding World. One moment he is facing hero-worship, and another he is facing scorn. He's had enough with the bleeting sheep. When an opportunity arises, Harry Potter takes it, and joins the next great adventure, though not the way some believe he did. AU, Dark-ish!Harry, Leaving Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,488 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Complete
Vengeance from the grave by MK-ONE reviews
Despair over the loss of his godfather in the Battle of the Dept. of Mysteries, followed by abandonment, isolation and hopelessness drive Harry to try and end his own life. Though death itself cannot halt his just vengeance against the Dark Lord, nor keep him from attaining that which he has ever been denied; someone to love and be loved by.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 166,683 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Susan B.
Song of Love and Revenge by Gundam Kaiser reviews
Lucy has escaped from the Diclonius research and detainment facility. Her destination, Tokyo-3. Nothing will stop her from her goal. Not the military, not NERV. Not even the messengers of God are going to stand between her and a quiet life with the boy she loves. But even when all of her enemies are dead, the blood on her own hands could prove too great an obstacle to overcome.
Crossover - Evangelion & Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 6/28/2013 - [Shinji I., Lucy / Nyu]
Ree Majors' Wonderful Journey by Digital Skitty reviews
Ree Majors issues a challenge to herself: get eight Unovan badges in under a year. Fifth time's the charm, right? But she's not really cut out for training, not like her boyfriend or her sister, and it's not like she can rely on anyone but herself. And her pokemon, she should probably remember that it's a team effort. So they can go on a wonderful* journey together. (*not at all)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 327,476 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 7/1/2011 - OC
Destroyed Beyond Repair by Arglefumph reviews
To get rid of a Horcrux, it must be destroyed beyond repair. Harry and his friends ponder the implications of this fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Finding a Place to Call Home by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
"Haven't you wondered if there's more to the world then a backwards, prejudiced society?" When Harry asks Astoria Greengrass this question in a fit of temper after he's forced to compete in the tournament, he wasn't expecting her answer - or that he'd go along with her decision to run away with him and see the world. Can two different people find happiness? HarryxAstoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,129 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 6,288 - Follows: 4,073 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
I'm Not Dark I'm Crazy by gredandforgerock reviews
AU - Harry defeats Voldemort in fifth year, so why is Dumbledore now dead set on sending him to Azkaban? The lies force him to take matters into his own hands. Now he's after revenge and it starts with the aurors trying to take him to the horrific prison. For some reason Snape is one of he few he doesn't kill. Time travel. No romance or pairs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Complete
A Sorting Like No Other by Stargon1 reviews
The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 722 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Broken Bonds by broomstick flyer reviews
Harry is not happy about the adult responce to the Dementor attack in Little whinging. His letter to the order at Grimmauld place has some unforseen consequences some of which turn out quite good for both Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,265 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 7,171 - Follows: 2,076 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4958 - Favs: 7,059 - Follows: 4,979 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Hunt by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,741 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 4,479 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Broken by JackPotr reviews
Another one shot that takes place after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 330 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Granger rescue by broomstick flyer reviews
Taken to the black house Harry becomes suspicious of the Hermione he met there. Her attitude was one thing that seemed wrong, but there were other things that he noticed. Things most would not even think about. He needed to make sure and that need led to a new adventure for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 368 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2694 - Favs: 7,107 - Follows: 3,797 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alleged Soul Mates by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Dumbledore tries (repeatedly) to convince Harry that soul mates exist, and that he has one. Harry's having none of it. Crackfic. Oneshot. Crazy!Dumbledore, sarcastic!Harry. Some language, mention of a broom cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Harry P., Su L.] Albus D., Mrs. Norris - Complete
A self-insert Gendo crackfic by Gundam Kaiser reviews
The title says it all really, though it's subject to change.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Gendo I.
Crossing Lines by Firazh reviews
"What would you do if I told you that I don't want to die?" he says. "That I don't want to sacrifice myself for thankless idiots and mindless sheep?" Severus Snape has an unexpected conversation with Harry Potter. AU: One-shot, sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 195 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Darkest Art by FluffyGonzalez reviews
Things are looking bad for the Death Eaters when Hermione immerses herself in dark forces which mankind was never meant to know—like compound interest and quarterly tax returns. Mainly Goblet of Fire. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Long Night of the Harvest by Gregg Landsman reviews
In over his head, past his depth, Shinji Ikari has spent the past five years fighting giant monsters in death battles across the galaxy. Aided by his space turtle adoptive father, the alien tsundere with a shotgun, her mad scientist mother, and his giant robot mom. Story of his life.
Crossover - Evangelion & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,764 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014
Jaws by Kitty Smith reviews
Voldemort wasn't gone forever; thanks to his crippling fear of death, even his Horcrux back up plan had a back up plan. Unfortunately for him, Harry's luck has sent awry many a plan of men. Warnings: minor gore, drama!physics, homicide, ridiculousness. Post-canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6440 - Favs: 12,510 - Follows: 8,431 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Pokémon: Eevee Chronicles by Chash123 reviews
What if Professor Oak had given Ash Ketchum an Eevee instead of Pikachu? How would this change the course of Ash's Pokémon journey?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 163,235 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
One Misfired Spell Later by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. / Story ends at the end of third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 3,819 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 3,758 - Follows: 1,149 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inseparable by Ares.Granger reviews
A hopefully different time travel story. Adult Harry and Hermione jump back in time to the Halloween the Potters were killed and baby Harry became an orphan. These adult versions change the past in the hopes of a better future. Won't-know-what-hit-him Dumbledore, AU, Harry/Hermione. Summaries are hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,068 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 3,545 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Vanishing Step by Arameyy reviews
Sally-Anne Perks couldn't believe her stupid mistake. One-Shot. T for death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Severus S., Sally-Anne P. - Complete
VOLDEMORT HAS RETURNED! by The Mediocre Papyrus reviews
RANDOMNESS AHEAD! Ron spots Voldemort, and goes insane over it. Many stupid things happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Voldemort, Neville L. - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 5,862 - Follows: 1,839 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 8,922 - Follows: 2,493 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Divergent Rebound by Promise10 reviews
Friendless and alone-that was how Harry felt after his selection in the Triwizard Tournament. However, some people forgot that you can only push a person so far before they break or bounce back. With some non-conventional help, Harry chose the second option. Will this help him re-forge his destiny? H/Hr/L, Lunar Harmony. Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 218 - Published: 4/22/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Harry Potter and The Muggle Tri-Wizard Tournament by MartinDC reviews
Harry was chosen as the fourth Tri-Wizard Champion, and was punished severely for it. Watch as he takes the tasks in a whole new direction and pranks Wizarding Britain. Posted to celebrate April fools day. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 284 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The British Reformation by kb0 reviews
After Sirius dies, Harry is isolated and feels betrayed by everyone who's been around him recently and leaves to figure out what he should do. An "old friend" is sent to look after him and try to bring him back. Together they search for a way to kill a Dark Lord and maybe fix society too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 136,650 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 2,301 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Honest Trailers: Harry Potter by CarlitosLover reviews
The students of Hogwarts, at the end of first term feast of Harry Potter's fifth year, watch a video that Dumbledore shows without explanation, and are greeted with laughter, sadness, ridicule, and confusion. Taken from the Honest Trailer: Harry Potter by Screen Junkies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 174 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
The Ears by No.311 reviews
What started with a random magical paper, quickly got out of hand... Join Harry in his quest to gain elf ears and beat Voldemort! TooPowerful!Harry! No Pairings! UnintentionalDumbleBashing! IntentionalFudgeBashing! Unicorns! Snape! Mobs! And more! PARODY, ONE-SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Skin Deep by Smileyfax reviews
On their wedding night, Harry asks Tonks to reveal her true face. Romance abounds!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry Potter and the New Beginning by MartinDC reviews
Harry is tired after the final battle but can't sleep. While relaxing he overhears a shocking conversation and decides it's time for some changes. Currently complete. There may be more in the future if interest is high enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Death From Above by XI.Omega.System reviews
A possible ending to the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Troll! Troll in the Dungeon by HermanTumbleweed reviews
It always bugged me that Harry, as an abused kid, accepted the way Ron spoke of and to Hermione. What if Harry had stood up to Ron? How would the troll incident have gone? This is how it should probably have been written if JKR had not been so intent on the OBHWF trope. Enjoy! Warning for some strong language, hence the M rating, and for fairly heavy Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,924 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 878 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
Ron Gets His Wish by Nargled reviews
Total crack fic. A horcrux worn around the neck for 12 hours makes you tired, grumpy and head for the dark side. Harry has had one in his head for 15 years and... nothing? I don't think so. Ron has always been jealous of Harry. Harry decides to grant him his wish. Somewhere in book seven. Rated M for death and language and general craziness. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cauldron of Shipping by Thalwen The Stabby reviews
It's Harry's third year, a mass-murderer on the loose and a new, powerful magical artefact that Voldemort would totally love getting his hands on (but first he needs hands). Also lots of killer rabbits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, J. Garson
What If Lucius Had a Better Plan? by witowsmp reviews
What would have happened at the end of "Order of the Phoenix" if Lucius had used a better plan in the Department of Mysteries?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Lucius M. - Complete
Different Men, Same First Name by Harmony Goldstar reviews
Hermione is doodling in Potions class. Snape collects the notes, and misunderstands the doodles. Harmless, but funny. Based partly from a real life experiance. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 5,212 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Better Be- Ravenclaw! by Ares.Granger reviews
This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,769 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 4,753 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Regret and Forgiveness by goose2989 reviews
Mass Effect 2 centric story with Spartan B312 as a main character. While struggling to forgive himself and find peace, a certain Quarian may be the only one capable of showing it to him
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,771 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Tali'Zorah
A Clicheless Crackfic by Dashanti reviews
People complain because all stories have cliches these days. Well, this is my attempt at creating one that doesn't. Crackfic! Randomness! No actual pairings, no actual slash. You'll see...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Mass Effect Prime: Fusion Protocol by OrderlyAnarchist reviews
Nazara was destroyed, ripped apart by the organics he once sought to exterminate. But this eventuality had been anticipated. They had plans for it. They did not have plans for the consequences. Major AU. M for language, intense blood and violence.
Crossover - Metroid & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,642 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Samus A., Shepard
The attempted abduction of Hermione Potter and its Consequences by jjslll54 reviews
Dumbledore attempts to separate Harry and Hermione for his greater good.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 126 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dr Snape by huffleclaw22 reviews
Feel better SourgrapeSnape24! :) What happens when Harry and Draco get sick over the holidays and Snape brings them to his office?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Hannah A. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Quest for a Rocketship by CastleSWACLover reviews
Draco Malfoy wants to go to Pigfarts. All he needs is a rocket ship, and in order to get one, he will become a YouTube star (as a songwriter with a liking towards that Hermione Granger) and work with a certain Caribbean pirate! An epilogue to A Very Potter Musical written in Theatre of the Absurd style that may or may not have been written for my English class...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Draco M. - Complete
Wizards Suck by Ares.Granger reviews
Begins summer after fifth year. Harry is stuck at the Dursleys until a phone call changes his life. With goblins, the muggle government, and one Hermione Granger at his back Harry is ready for change and eager to leave an unjust, cruel, and stupid magical world behind. AU, summary not as good as it probably could be, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,803 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Beneath Azure Skies by Contramancer reviews
Sequel to 'On Crimson Wings', and dealing with the effects of the Draconic Duo, the Crimson Couple, on their fifth year at Hogwarts... and its effects on them. There'll be knights, dragons, damsels in distress, magic and mystery, sorcery and suspense... and love. Can Harry and Hermione keep their secret, with as many challenges as they must face? H/Hr, and some others as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,732 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
On Crimson Wings by Contramancer reviews
Response to GoldenSteel's My gf is a what? challenge. GoF: Hermione has a secret. One that even she doesn't know. When she unearths a highly dangerous ritual to help Harry in the first task, the two of them never expected that secret to hit them both and change them into Great Dragons! Are they doomed to be treated as beasts? What does this mean for the TWT? H/Hr; AD/RW/MW putdown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,512 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Tale of Sir Harry by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Sir Harry, Knight of the Gryffindor Table, is on a quest. Crackfic set in fourth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Swarm by Beyogi reviews
Harry is fed up with watching memories about Voldemort in Dumbledores pensieve. Watching movies in holographic quality doesn't help him survive whatever the Dark Lord has planned next. Looking for help, Harry stumbles into the Room of Requirement, finding a mysterious book about summoning rituals... The Zerg are a mighty help indeed, but this help doesn't come cheap. Please R&R.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,621 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Overmind
Ravenous Plot Bunny - The Tri-Wizard Tournament by Sinyk reviews
Plot holes. Some are only tiny; but others challenge the Grand Canyon. What does Harry do about the Tr-Wizard Tournament if he decides to think outside the box? And not about winning, but just surviving?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 580 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Buddies by SaraiDaDee reviews
Ever wondered what it would be like if Harry Potter and Voldemort became friends? This tells the strange adventures of the buddies which includes crimes, trouble, and pranks among other things... Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,372 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Secure Containment of Prophecy: Case Number 368 (SCP-368) by AngrySlytherine reviews
A post-Hogwarts / SCP (Secure, Contain, Protect) crossover. A lost prophecy is recovered after the fact. Undersecretary Hermione Granger is not happy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter: Bloodline by nigelforest reviews
Harry was always ignored. His rightful title was taken by his brother. But he doesn't care. Why? He discovered the power that only he can use. The power he knows not. Join Harry as he goes through Love, Loss, and Triumph. Will he be able to accomplish what no man has ever done? Sharingan!Harry HP/FD/GD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,978 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
You've Got Mail! by TenyumeKasumi reviews
When Kai Leng sends a mocking message to Shepard's terminal after the commander's defeat on Thessia, the crew decide that a little spammy revenge is in order.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Kai Leng
Salvaged Together by Musicalrain reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme. Male quarian/female turian. A young quarian on his pilgrimage gambles with death, and romance, on Omega. Rated M for strong language and dark themes. Full-sized cover image found on my deviantart, Musicalrain0.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Kenn, OC] [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
Fake It by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
post GoF pre OotP. Harry, still reeling from Cedric's death, reading about being called a delusional attention seeker and knowing everyone'd denial about Voldemort's return decides that the only way he'll survive this is if he fakes his death and leaves Britain. How will this affect the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
XCOM: Second Contact by Agayek reviews
With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 294,105 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 2,405 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
The Natural History of Pokemon by Shadow Wasserson reviews
If pokemon were real animals, what would they be like? Read this handy guide to find out!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 57,692 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/14/2009
Done a Runner by fantasyra reviews
A secret romance, a bothersome Headmaster, and angry Parents. What are two teens madly in love going to do when push comes to shove and everyone in the world is trying to keep them apart? Expect Bashing, Explicit content, and a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,985 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hermione and the Tournament by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Hermione-centric tale: Harry's entry into the Tri-wizard Tournament goes different from canon as she takes a more active role in guiding him along. Harry also discovers a new power which changes things immensely. 100% Harmony (Harry Hermione) pairing. Rated M for some adult situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 475 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Price of betrayal by zaterra02 reviews
Harry's life changed in his fourth year. He has secrets to keep and he is not the only one. One shot. AU. Set in 6th year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,532 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 511 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Not So Story - The Fourth Champion by Captain Compass reviews
Harry is suspicious that the Triwizard Tournament is being held at Hogwarts in his fourth year. Fearing another disastrous Halloween, Harry takes steps to prevent the unthinkable from occurring. Not a part of the of the Honestly Harry series. Follows canon until the choosing. Mostly crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,601 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Half Alive Half Dead by MK-ONE reviews
Oh what the hell... I was feeling a little quirky one night and started to write a dark humor Harry fic.Harry has an accident and decides to do things his way. Maybe not a nice way, but expedient and at times...funny. MK-ONE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,490 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P.
The Eight Futures of Harry Potter by MuggleBeene reviews
Harry's dead again, but instead of passing on Death gives him an option; view eight possible futures and pick one to return to the land of the living. People from Harry's past help him with the visions. Which one will he pick? And will he be happy with his choice? AU, Post-Hogwarts. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,893 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Spell It Out by allthatissacredandholy reviews
"At some point while you are growing up, your magic will manifest itself physically. You will get a set of words on your wrist. These words will be specific to your soulmate, the one person your magic knows you are supposed to be with." Harry/Hermione, Soulmates!AU Side ships: Ron/Luna, Seamus/Dean
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 160 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Predators by whitetigerwolf reviews
Crossover with Alien/Predator. Harry and Hermione are raised as Yautja, as Predators. What happens when they attend Hogwarts? M for violence and future sexual situations. Harry/Hermione HP/HG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,416 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Predator/Yautja, Harry P., Hermione G.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 7,359 - Follows: 2,133 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
From the Flame to the Spark by Ephemeralen reviews
Ginny Weasley pulls a PeggySue after Harry dies in the final battle. Featuring a determinator!Ginny who doesn't care how the previous timeline went, she's going to save Harry no matter what. Also, a minor not-really but sort-of crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,794 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
ORKZ IN MY IMMORTAL by EthansEntertainment reviews
I decided to ruin the story of My Immortal, a terrible Harry Potter fanfic, by inserting orks into it. There was a pretty entertaining result!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 2,419 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 2,997 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 8,340 - Follows: 3,588 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 7,165 - Follows: 2,052 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Runaways by Ravengrad reviews
Harry's had it and Hermione receives some startling news.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,241 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 639 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 205 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Oh Merlin, not again! by katdemon1895 reviews
"Them, it's happening again Hermione, we've got to get out of here! We've got to go somewhere, anywhere, got to get away." A Valentine's Story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the 20XX Story by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
This is what happens when you decide to replace the 1990s with the 2000s, and then say screw it and set Year One of Hogwarts to 2009, and question how funny this will be with Harry and Hermione as music-loving anime-enjoying gamers. What an experience Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain will soon learn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 153 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 4,601 - Follows: 1,387 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Fair by The Blind Dragon reviews
Harry gets roped into operating a Kissing Booth for an old school teacher on his 14th birthday. Follow the innocence and the fall of the dark lord in this little tale of how an innocent wish brings change to the world of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 172 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cabinet by Andrius reviews
Harry tracks Draco down to the Room of Requirement and foils a Death Eater attack. However, merely denying them access to Hogwarts isn't enough: he wants to strike back, and the Vanishing Cabinet provides that opportunity. One-shot set during Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 770 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
All Was Not Well by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry was massively disappointed in how things were going after the final battle. Nothing had changed, it only looked like it on the outside. So he decides to change the past to prevent certain things from happening. Being the Master of Death has its perks. Time-travel, Harry / OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 5,654 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 326 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
The Boy who wasn't by Bobmin356 reviews
Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 379 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three days of Chaos by Slick 157 reviews
What if Harry and Hermione decided to spread the rumor that the world was ending in three days... Pandemonium! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Making of Happiness by patsypotter reviews
When you achieve what you've always wanted for your life you need to find someone to share that victory with you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,009 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Senses by lorien829 reviews
Two marriages slowly disintegrate, and, with their unraveling, two friends find renewal in unexpected places.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,821 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mater Intra Machinam by Albus Pegasus reviews
Have you washed your ears? Have you changed your socks? Did you eat enough? You never phone me! Not even a card on my brithday! I could be dead for all you cared! But that's okay. I still love you. You should marry! But not with that redhead. She's no good for my little Shinji. Separate rooms? Hah! I know what you're doing in your "separate rooms." I may be old, but I'm not senile!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Shinji I., Yui I. - Complete
Mass Effect 3: The Ending that Needed to be Parodied by chapellefan reviews
EA Presents: What could've been a good game. Join Commander Shepard as he somehow faces celebrity inserts, crazy ninja assassins, broken references and still manages to be the most ludicrous character in the series. Did we mention EA? Rated T for suggestive themes. Laughter not guaranteed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Shepard - Complete
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3331 - Favs: 5,616 - Follows: 3,514 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
This time we do it right by Tostie reviews
AU redo 4th year fic Harry Potter, his wife and daughter go back in time to make a better future stong/independent!Harry HP/DG - complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,840 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Bridges by lorien829 reviews
After twelve years in Australia, Auror Harry Potter is called back to England for a case. Can he find justice for a little girl who was brutally assaulted? And can he come to terms with his past, and restore his shattered relationship with Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,843 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 1,748 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love me tender by Annabelle NaugthyPrincess Rose reviews
Set during The Deathly Hallows. When a angry Ron lashes out stroms out leaving Harry furious and Hermione in tears.What happens with all that anger and sadness, they confide in each other? Harry/Hermione. Mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3643 - Favs: 9,252 - Follows: 6,396 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Another Diary Story by DarthMittens reviews
Just kidding. It's another story about Harry discovering and reading Hermione's diary. This time, though, things turn out a little differently when Harry confronts her about the contents of the diary. After all, Hermione's a Gryffindor. And Gryffindors aren't such cowards that they back down from something as trivial as their best friend discovering their deepest, darkest secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/27/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Kiss of Clichéd Proportions by butalearner reviews
It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Daily Prophet Special Edition by DnG The Blind Guy reviews
Attempted murder, illegal potions, line theft, soul bonds, it's all there. Covered by Rita Skeeter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
THE SHIP by drakensis reviews
Supposing the Adeptus Mechanicus dared to think just a little bit bigger...
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/20/2012
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 9,713 - Follows: 4,555 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 4,896 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Disappears by Ravengrad reviews
A version of what would Harry do after the final battle? Short, hopefully sweet and to the point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know by MeowDamnation reviews
What do you do after running away from your own wedding with the man you just realized you love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 4,022 - Follows: 2,984 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Buckbeak by DolphinPatronus22 reviews
"…and it's supposed to smell different to each of us according to what attracts us, and I can smell freshly mown grass and new parchment and-" H\Hr. 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bored in Binns' by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione passes notes in the middle of History of Magic. One thing leads to another and...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 178 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Revenge of Ashton Ketchum Oak by Creative Writer 2000 reviews
Ash Ketchum's home is attacked by Team Rocket. Following the attack, he's adopted by Professor Oak, and undergoes training to exact revenge, while partaking in all the usual tournaments. An entry to awesomeness-rocks' Challenge Ring. Weekly updates.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,549 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
Him or Me by Sillimaure reviews
Ron's return and the incident with the Horcrux prompts Harry to reconsider their friendship. In the process, he comes to realize there are possibilities he had never considered before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 256 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All with Accio by freakyfinger reviews
Can the TriWizard Tournament be completed with just one spell? OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 223 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sith Wizard by TouGod reviews
When Harry Potter is trained in the Force by arguably the most powerful and deadly Sith Lord of all time, Darth Sidious, how will that affect the rest of the Magical World?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,768 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - E. Palpatine, Harry P.
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Warrior's Heir by Osireia reviews
DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,771 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the RAF by Ravengrad reviews
What happens when Harry gets fed up with the wizarding world. Yes it's been done before but this is my take on it. Starts after 5th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 525 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 9,081 - Follows: 4,517 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Here Forever by Silently Watches reviews
Luna is hurting after her time at Malfoy Manor, and Harry is the only one who can comfort her. DH compliant until chapter 25, semicompliant after, no epilogue, HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 169 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wonderful Wood Chipper by twistyguru reviews
Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mass Effect New Origins V2 by erttheking reviews
On the dawn of the 27th century, the UNSC discovers a Mass Relay, and unlock its power. What follows not only includes making contact with new species and making new friends, but making new enemies as well, and the entire galaxy will shake.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 442,687 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010 - J. Garson - Complete
This Crude Matter by Ynyr reviews
A sequel to "The Voyage of the Starship Hedwig". After Emperor Palpatine orders his death, Harry Potter has no choice but to join the Rebel Alliance. ABANDONED
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,600 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Playing With Fire by MK-ONE reviews
The sequel to "Magical Knight" and the final book of the trilogy beginning with" Both More Wondrous and Terrible". Harry's had enough of trying to change to suit the rest of the world. It's time to try changing the world itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 225,875 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4564 - Favs: 10,264 - Follows: 5,307 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unspeakable Potter by Z-bond reviews
All he ever wanted to do was to protect his loved ones and prevent further tragedies from happening, but will he throw his humanity away to achieve it? Features a powerful Harry! Pairings: Harry/OC, Harry/Fleur. Neville Longbottom is BWL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,975 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Seventeen Years Later by Black Rose Blue reviews
A Harmony version of the epilogue. Full warnings and pairings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nineteen Years Later in Harmony style by love-goes-on reviews
Harry's life is finally in Harmony. The epilogue in Harmony style-an urge for every Harry/Hermione to write their ideal ending once they finished the book. Harry/Hermione Draco/Ginny Ron/surprising character Neville/Luna I do not own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cross Compatible by Gundam Kaiser reviews
The real reason Unit-02 wasn't involved in the cross-compatibility tests had nothing to do with making Asuka feel special, and everything to do with Shinji's number one fangirl: her mother. M for safety.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/16/2012 - [Shinji I., Kyoko S.] - Complete
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3341 - Favs: 8,050 - Follows: 4,115 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2681 - Favs: 6,099 - Follows: 3,175 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 185 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Potions by Polydicta reviews
Harry and Hermione are livid with their respective ex partners. Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 184 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
After The Ministry by Polydicta reviews
There is always a price to pay to lift a dark curse, and Dolohov's curse was particularly nasty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Night of Stars by Polydicta reviews
A young man waits under a starry sky, an abused woman dies. Character death, torture and abuse. Weasly bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Ships that Pass by Polydicta reviews
Harry goes to hide away after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire. Doom, despair, alcoholism and character death … and Sibyl Trelawney. May need brain bleach.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 188 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard - Complete
Foodchain by Polydicta reviews
Fleur Delacour, a well known Veela has decided that she wants Harry Potter for herself. Hermione has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
ME2:The Sequel that needed to be Parodied by chapellefan reviews
The only Mass Effect 2 Parody not in Script Format or staring a Mary Sue! Join Commander Shepard as he encounters new challenges such as annoying squad mates, ever persistent loyalty missions and the occasional love square! Rated M for Mature.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,819 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Shepard - Complete
How Could I? by serachanXatsuka reviews
There was only one thing she could do, and it was all for his sake. It always was. Her final offer for his happy life. Slight Ron/Ginny bashing. RW/HG kiss before final battle never happened
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Moving On by The Unusual Suspect reviews
Harry overhears a conversation between his two best friends which leaves him in tatters. He then happens to meet a certain Slytherin witch. *Story now restarted after a break*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,051 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Loyalty, Or Something More? by watson374 reviews
In the midst of preparing for the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry accidentally says something that when delved further into, results in some interesting discoveries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Eagle's Fall by CharNobyl reviews
Shanxi becomes the first human world since Earth to be invaded by hostile aliens. Outnumbered and reeling, the GDI troops dig in for war, hoping their trenches will not become their graves. The First Contact War, with GDI replacing the Systems Alliance.
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,362 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
McGuffin's Device by Polydicta reviews
Hermione has discovered the ultimate weapon against Lord Voldemort - McGuffin's Device.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 4,947 - Follows: 2,928 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the GOOD Finale by courderouge2006 reviews
All the manipulations, the lies and the danger comes to a head that fateful night in the Great Hall. Harry faces the man who made his life Hell. Oh, and Voldemort is there too. My attempt at making it right, the way some of us hoped. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 172 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Weapon by MK-ONE reviews
Forged in the fires of destiny and tempered by betrayal and greed. Harry's been forcibly returned to England to complete a job he's already completed once before. What happens when you loose a weapon that you can't control? HP and eventually HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 170,601 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
He's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione enjoys the benefits of a Harry shunned by his peers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 253 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Knockers by Lucillia reviews
Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Voyage of the Starship Hedwig by Ynyr reviews
Just before her death Sybill Trelawney makes one last prophecy: to prevent a magical genocide Harry Potter must leave the Earth, and find a new home for his people around a distant star.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,184 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Musical by Optimistic Dreamer reviews
The Harry Potter Characters watch 'A Very Potter Musical' by Team StarKid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
Four Nights and One Day by lunaris eques reviews
It was four night. Four nights that changed their lives and one sunrise which brought a future. Rated for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's had Enough by sprinter1988 reviews
Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ode to a LemonDrop by mkeeg91 reviews
Ever wonder why Professor Dumbledore always eats those lemon-drops. What affect could they possibly have on him? Read and find out. Mentions of H/Hr. More of a crack fic than anything else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
You Owe Me by sprinter1988 reviews
Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 353 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/17/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Not Needed by Romantic Silence reviews
What if it had been Hermione that spotted the silver doe instead of Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 580 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Much Needed Vacation by childofflameandwave reviews
Dark Lord Voldemort needed a vacation. He even had the perfect plan so that his followers would not even notice his weeklong spree. Too bad his closest horcrux resided in Harry James Potter, the "Brat-Who-Lived"!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,014 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How HP and the DH should have Ended by sprinter1988 reviews
There comes a time for every Harry/Hermione shipper when they write a story like this one, so here is mine. A new ending for Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 222 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Great Crusade: Lunatic Wolf by Spess Merhene reviews
Conquer the galaxy! See new places, and blow them up! The story of a Luna Wolf in the thirtieth millenium.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 146,282 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010
Harry Potter, Wizarding Savior? by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Harry in his anger at the Headmaster after the death of Sirius finally burns through the Memory Charm that the Headmaster cast on him just before third year and comes to some surprising revelations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,088 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 5,482 - Follows: 2,753 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter Abridged by ElphieThroppDG28 reviews
The whole series in five minutes!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 926 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Fall of the house of Potter by Bobmin356 reviews
AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 4,257 - Follows: 1,143 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 293 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Free Life by fake a smile reviews
Sequel to Taking Control. Harry starts taking the fight to the Death Eaters as the Order members are forced to make some very difficult decisions. Will Dumbledore see the benefit of working with Harry or continue to try to keep him out of the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,568 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 3,774 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Yes, She's a Girl by chem prof reviews
Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 442 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Rosa by Punctuator reviews
Written way back when, but it actually works as a gentle follow-up to "Binary." Back on Earth, Capa and Cassie adjust to married life during a visit to Capa's sister, Rosa, in Sydney. Nothing tragic: just a bit of fluff. Welcome home!
Sunshine - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Capa, Cassie - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4161 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 233 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 4,969 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Mass Effect: That Special Someone by OrderlyAnarchist reviews
After years alone, with no one to hold him during tough times, Garrus finally meets his special someone on board the new Normandy. Not to be taken seriously. Sleep deprivation leads to strange writings. Rated T for decapitations by sniper rifle. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Garrus V. - Complete
Hogwarts rejection letters by Midnighter 13 reviews
We all know the story of Harry accepting his Hogwarts letter. What if instead he wrote a letter indicating he did not wish to attend? And what universes could such a letter come from? Acepting letters on my forum!
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P.
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 333 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
The Love Seat by The Winter Wizard reviews
After the Wizarding War, Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione pay a visit to Fred and George's Joke Shop where a new invention brings to light an unexpected but delightful result. DH-compliant, no Epilogue. HarryXHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 341 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Building Bridges by Alissa-Weasley reviews
"I hate crossing bridges. I hate how rickety they are, I hate how you can see the bottom with every step, Most of all, I hate how I wouldn't be able to stop myself from jumping to my death " Hermione is ready to jump. He's not ready to let her go yet. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Lemon Drops by The Winter Wizard reviews
Have you ever wondered the real reason why Dumledore keeps a bowl of *Lemon* Drops in his office all the time? You can find out, but it's a dark and dangerous road - one that Harry Potter regrets ever setting foot on! Still wanna know? AU!Parody!Mature
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Souls Abound by RobSt reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 4,613 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 6,647 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Death 1, Destiny 0 by Kinsfire reviews
Voldemort has been defeated, and a party is being thrown in his honor. But there's one guest missing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Mass Effect: One Last Goodbye by OrderlyAnarchist reviews
One-Shot. A re-imagining of the Normandy destruction scene at the beginning of ME2. Shepards suits is not punctured, and he has a little bit of time before he dies. Enough time to send one last message. Romance because I'm not sure what else to call it
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Hitman by ChAOtiC ReApEr reviews
What if Harry hired a hitman to take out Voldemort. What if that hitman was codename 47.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4333 - Favs: 10,965 - Follows: 5,349 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 6,590 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 328 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Good News by Xelan reviews
A/U. Ron has been traveling trying to find himself for over a year. Now he has some good news that he's sure Hermione will want to hear. If he can find her, that is. Mild to Moderate Ron bashing ahead. H/Hr. NOT an Affair Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Contact High by forcedInduction reviews
Harry and Hermione had been dating for a few years, and Luna always liked to see them together. Hermione always wondered why. One night, she got her answer. Lunar Harmony - H/Hr/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 124 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Twins' Confession by shannalynn reviews
Fourth year, Hermione Granger corners the twins with the ultimate question about Ron. Was your brother dropped on his head as a child? Possibly repeatedly? Unabashedly Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Magical Knight by MK-ONE reviews
The sequel to "Both More Wondrous and Terrible".Harry struggles find his place, his purpose and his heart.He starts by making a drastic change that may dictate the future for both himself and the rest of the magical world.Duty calls,but so does his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 216,470 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How a Marauder Deals With a Troll by Drauchenfyre reviews
What if Harry went to rescue Hermione from the troll alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bring Me All Your Elderly! by RainAndRoses reviews
After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
The Sorting That Never Happened by Keira-House M.D reviews
In which Hermione has designs to take over the wizarding world, Harry is having an identity crisis, Draco has daddy issues and Ron doesn't fit anywhere. An AU sorting of the Golden Trio and a few other members of their year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not So Great Escape by chris400ad reviews
Fleur Delacour hates how people treat her. Bill Weasley is no different and Fleur takes drastic action. She uses the nearest boy to escape from Bill Weasley but the boy, however, is Harry Potter. Idea provided by Shinji the good sharer. AU, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 409 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Wrackspurt Intervention by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day. Her parents do not approve, and look to Harry to sort it out. He wants to help, but has no plan. Luna has one though, Which is fortunate... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 230 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Ron finally became famous sort of by ChAOtiC ReApEr reviews
Funny take on what would have happened to Ron after he left Harry and Hermione in the tent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lie to Me by DREWHHR reviews
Hermione walks in on Ron with Lavender and she runs to Harry's arms. After Harry deals with Ron, she demands for him to tell her a lie to make her feel better and boy, does she get a surprise. VERY FLUFFY! Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 148 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Both More Wondrous and Terrible by MK-ONE reviews
Harry discovers the 'power he knows not'. His power can save the world from Voldemort, but can it save Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 159,658 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Bully by darklight1601 reviews
"At least my dad wasn't a bully like you!" The moment the child shouted those words, something inside Severus snapped. Not a bully? James Potter not a bully?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 162 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Means to an End by DarthMittens reviews
What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 522 - Published: 4/27/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
aliens and probing by ChAOtiC ReApEr reviews
this is a funny little one shot about aliens and probing helping Harry take over the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter 7: How It Should Have Ended by Itz All Good reviews
The Giant Squid was done. The environmental policies had gone down the drain, and she was still ticked about that Triwizard Lake Race, or whatever it was. And now, they were having this enormous battle next to her lake? Oh, these wizards were going daown.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Giant Squid - Complete
Red In Tooth And Claw by JA Baker reviews
When the crew of Galactica encounters the remains of the Forward Unto Dawn, life starts to get a lot more complicated for all involved, including an old enemy...
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 139,295 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/12/2008 - [Master Chief/John-117, Cortana] - Complete
The Sniper II: Babylonian Nights by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 758 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Birthday Surprise by apAidan reviews
It's six years after the Final Battle and the very last person Harry Potter was expecting shows up at the front door. While birthdays are a time for mending fences, they're also a time for balancing accounts. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 119 - Published: 2/28/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Dobby's Warning by The Unusual Suspect reviews
A light hearted attempt at finding out what would have happened if Harry had listened to Dobby in his second year. If you are looking for a serious fanfic, then this is not for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Can Have it All Revised by opopanax reviews
Revised version of my story. Post OOTP. Harry says he's had enough and escapes his betrayers. But his troubles are not over, as new information comes to light. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,305 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Reunion by movinggirl reviews
James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Screw the Magical World by monbade reviews
Harry is found guilty for underage magic and has his wand snapped. With help, he tells them to go sod off. I got the idea from another fanfic, but cannot remember the name of it. So, sorry i cannot leave praise for that story. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 610 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Confessions of a Wayward Son by Tyrant of the East reviews
For ten thousand years, Chaos warbands have plagued the Imperium. Bringing woe and despair to the innocent, the Chaos Space Marines are the vilest foes known in the history of man. Yet not all warbands are the same in this...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010
The death of Harry Potter by monbade reviews
Takes place after Sirius dies. Harry receives no help for his depression and he retaliates in nasty letter to the wizard world. With depression and suicide spiraling out of control, Harry sends letters off to his supposed friends. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,561 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Dealing with a Perceived Threat by ShouldbeHHr reviews
Harry and Hermione are the closest of friends, far too close to suit Ginny Weasley. While they may be just friends now, Ginny doesn't want them becoming more that friend later. So she's devised a plan to make sure that they will never want to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just as Friends by DarthMittens reviews
Hermione decides to ask the man of her dreams to the Yule Ball in her 4th year. Fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The final jump by deeday1000 reviews
Being left alone at this moment was the scariest thing he could imagine. Without him, the mission would be a failure. But would he have the strength to complete it. Capa's last moments on the Icarus II. A bit of Capa/Cassie. Please review xx
Sunshine - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Capa - Complete
I Don't Really Need Protection by Illiandyandra reviews
All too often in the H/Hr stories, when Ron loses his temper and confronts the couple for getting together, Hermione always cringes, and/or flees…what if she didn't? *ONE SHOT*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 311 - Published: 1/9/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
There is a rapture on the lonely shore by Hotpoint reviews
Eleanor Lamb returns to Rapture, Jack Ryan reluctantly tags along
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Jack R., Eleanor L.
She's Mine by SergiusTheGreat reviews
Shepard makes his feelings clear to the Quarian people about Tali. Rated T. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 999 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5546 - Favs: 12,320 - Follows: 6,024 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Balm of Time by ladylaughalot reviews
Dumbledore concocts a cunning plan to travel back in time and destroy Voldemort's Horcruxes. His untimely death prevents him from going so Harry must go in his place, and take the one person whose help he really needs with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,856 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4384 - Favs: 11,557 - Follows: 4,627 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 4,480 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Shadow Walks by lorien829 reviews
In the five years since the Final Battle, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley have struggled to cope with the mysterious disappearance and apparent death of Hermione Granger. There are deeper and darker purposes at work than Harry yet realizes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,455 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,111 - Reviews: 3160 - Favs: 4,824 - Follows: 2,952 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 5,043 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5451 - Favs: 12,878 - Follows: 5,629 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
When Harry Met Hermione by chem prof reviews
What if Harry met Hermione first, and became friends with her, before he met Ron? This story relates Harry's first meeting with Hermione, and continues with the times they meet each other at the beginning of every year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,608 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 2,590 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 271 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 5,839 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 4,232 - Follows: 909 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Harry had an unexpected side effect from the Killing Curse. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 223 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Next Day by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Sometimes things don't go as planned. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 779 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Nineteen years plus thirty minutes later by broomstick flyer reviews
We know how JKR's epilogue ended, why did Harry and Hermione not speak to each other, what happened next as they left the platform? My version of what happened next. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coping with the Pain by Sharptooth reviews
Seeing her best friend return from his occlumency lesson in a right state, Hermione Granger sets out to help Harry recover. Little does she know that this will set them on a collision course with destiny! AU, One-shot, Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4063 - Favs: 11,113 - Follows: 10,270 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9654 - Favs: 25,963 - Follows: 10,433 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Binary by Punctuator reviews
Semi-A/U, and a what-if: one captain, one ship, and one big crew, all out to reignite the sun. Action and horror, tragedy and heroics, and, of course, set-pieces as big as all outdoors. Welcome to the one and only mission of Project Icarus.
Sunshine - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,163 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
Why Won't They Leave Me Alone? by potter8668 reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 609 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 538 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 197 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Borrowed Heaven by CaptainCrunch231511 reviews
Ron dies in the year 2091 and is sent back in time to correct his biggest mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,286 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrothal Contract by James Spookie reviews
It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,027 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 7,732 - Follows: 3,246 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5483 - Favs: 8,395 - Follows: 4,474 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
ToyHammer Omake Collection by Rogue Vector reviews
A collection of Omake from ToyHammer, these stories just use the characters and setting, but not the plot of the storyline. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT! Reviews and critiques will be much appreciated and the latter, rewarded!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,421 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 4,475 - Follows: 1,150 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 6,984 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
About Time by Compass West reviews
Short Oneshot. It's about time indeed...
Crossover - Warhammer & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 488 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The White Rose by DragonKatGal reviews
*Complete* Wherein Harry asks the eternal question that has stymied males for centuries. “Hermione... How do you go about asking a girl on a date?” A 2000 word short-story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 264 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Adventures in the Prefects' Bath by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 4, this story departs from canon after Harry hears the clue in the egg, when he experiences an unexpected and eye-opening encounter with his best female friend. One thing leads to another, with a much more pleasant conclusion to the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 310 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Partners by muggledad reviews
Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,103 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 6,774 - Follows: 3,074 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Susan B.] - Complete
Hermione chooses by AlaskanKing reviews
Harry is pissed at his friends abandoning him during the summer after 4th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Did It by muggledad reviews
Alone in the attic of Black Manor during the Christmas Holidays of his Fifth Year, Harry contemplates his life. Harry/Hermione. One Shot, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 173 - Published: 1/25/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mass Effect: The Things that Need to be Parodied by chapellefan reviews
Commander Shepard, an Alliance soldier embarks on a quest to save the galaxy, by making moral choices and shooting everything else. Watch as he struggles with Mako driving, love triangles, conversation trees and much, much more! Rated T for humor.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,450 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - J. Garson - Complete
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
NGE: Walking in the Shadow of Dreams by Gregg Landsman reviews
Twelve years after a boy rejected Godhood, the man he became finds his life no less complex. The world is better, perhaps. And perhaps, he is happier. But, is it necessarily a safer world? And does he have a place in it?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,211 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009
Black Phoenix by n1ght3lf reviews
To quote James Baldwin, "The most dangerous creation of any society is a man with nothing to lose." The Wizarding World is about to find out just how dangerous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,353 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 150 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Latias' Journey by Ri2 reviews
With her home destroyed, Latias sets out on a journey to protect herself from the mysterious Ghost King. On the way, she encounters new friends and adventures, and wonders if perhaps the one who destroyed her city is really all that he seems.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 1,237,300 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
The Prisoners Of Azkaban by The Unusual Suspect reviews
My take on the 'Potter in Azkaban' theme. Harry and Daphne have spent the last 4 years in Azkaban for a crime they did not commit. Dark! Powerful! & Unforgiving! Harry & Daphne. Graphic violence, sexual situations and some dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,870 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Running Away by Bil reviews
AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Hell I Will! by gphoenix51 reviews
What if? What if Harry had more contact with Sirius after his escape? What if Harry and Hermione made a new friend at the World Cup? What if the Goblet of Fire scene played out differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 391 - Published: 10/5/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
What If? … An Alternative to Order Of The Phoenix by chem prof reviews
What if Harry had reacted more strongly to the Ministry’s threat to expel him and snap his wand? What if he had fled the country rather than submit to the trial?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,554 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 8,852 - Follows: 2,223 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
How Chocolate Cauldrons Destroyed the World by Brian64 reviews
What could have happened if Harry ate Romilda's chocolate cauldrons that night? And what will Hermione and Luna do to change history? Rated M to be safe, but should be fine for 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V. - Complete
Not Going Anywhere by jenny gryffindork reviews
Set in Deathly Hallows, after Ron leaves. Harry spends his evening watch questioning his love life, when a glance at the Marauder's Map helps him figure out some vital things. HHr pumpkin pie for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Conscripted by broomstick flyer reviews
A different fourth year story where being conscripted into the Tri-Wizard tournament leads to a different life for Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. As its a one shot there is not much I can say here without spoiling the story for my reader.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 187 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What If Things Were Different by hollytiger reviews
AU. Rated R for sexual content, language and well, yeah you get my drift. HBP during and after Hermione's comfort scene with Harry on the staircase. This is how the story should have been. will ignore DH completely but the horcruxes will still be in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 1,247 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 12,946 - Follows: 5,987 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Ikaris by JimmyWolk reviews
After getting drunk at a party after the 12th Angel, Shinji and Asuka wake up... married! This could get messy...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,690 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 7/15/2003
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3800 - Favs: 10,728 - Follows: 4,457 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark Recompense by mathiasgranger reviews
Harry was sentenced to Azkaban after using magic to deal with the Dementors before fifth year. Now he is out and he throws away the shackles of Dumbledore and Ministry to fight the war on his own terms. AU as of OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,476 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
At Shell Cottage by Trojan'12 reviews
Following the nightmare that took place at the Malfoy Mansion, all Hermione wants is for Harry to WANT to save her. Yet, Ron was the one going ballistic over her taking. Can Hermione make Harry see what he’s missing before it’s too late? -H/Hr TwoShot-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
After He Left Us by maaldas reviews
“I don’t know what moral they teach in this wizarding world...if he thinks that it’s okay to betray his best friend over and over again... Just because he’s Pureblood and well versed in Wizarding society doesn't mean he can step on us" Please Read Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 113 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Boy Who Fell, A HP Starwars Crossover by Darth Marrs reviews
The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,413 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ben Skywalker, Luna L. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Bobmin356 reviews
Ginnys nuts? Hermione is pregnant, Ron is still poor and Harry's a hermit. What more can anyone ask for? H/G Hr/R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 221 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
There’s No Place Like Home? Escape From Oz by chem prof reviews
The unveiling of some scenes which were cut from the original drafts of the Harry Potter books puts the validity of the Epilogue in question. Read this additional material and learn how the story really ended. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 166 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 222 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Riddick by thoraxe357 reviews
He was ostricized by the very people he was destined to protect and sent to Azkaban. However, they never imaginged that sending Harry Potter away would create something much darker, and a helluva lot more badass. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 766 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 4,004 - Follows: 1,065 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 472 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 505 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Not Only No, But by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 625 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 3,950 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
TLK by Rohata reviews
Everyone needs a little TLC but sometimes that isn't enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 2,843 - Follows: 515 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
The Bungee Jump by Maloran reviews
One-shot Harry was bored. Harry should never get bored, or things like this will happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 8,566 - Follows: 2,228 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Musings Of Lunatics by lyonhearted reviews
What if the Trio read the last Harry Potter book? What about the movies? What would they say? Totally Random! WARNING: MAJOR GINNY BASHING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blue Sun Down, a FireflySW Crossover by Darth Marrs reviews
The crew of Serenity takes a job three weeks after Miranda that puts them on the trail of secrets more terrifying than anything they've ever seen. SWFirefly crossover. Firefly AUWash and Book live!
Crossover - Star Wars & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,914 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - River - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,007 - Follows: 1,449 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 5,978 - Follows: 1,745 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 4,054 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Night They Remembered by Silens Cursor reviews
The war has begun, but Harry's worst danger now is inside of him. To free him from this poison, Moody and Tonks devise a plan - to get Harry to fall in love with Tonks and break the curse. But can she follow through when her own feelings interfere? HP/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,270 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 144 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The 2nd try by JimmyWolk reviews
Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 211,058 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 787 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Ignorance by MissPennyLockhart reviews
Ron's comical ignorance leads to a not so comical situation in Harry's bedroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Conversations in the Aftermath by chem prof reviews
An early morning talk between Harry and Hermione about how their lives are going leads to some decisions. Set after the final battle in book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Six Months Later by Rohata reviews
Six months after the final battle, things change. Betrayal with a twist. Rated for language and sex. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 185 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Split by Punctuator reviews
The Outside of Your Skin Trilogy: Part Three. How the "Pod" people got to be the "Pod" people. Rated for cussing, gore, and half-baked psychedelia. Grab your shades, kids. It's time to SPLIT....
Sunshine - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 5,586 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Flare by Punctuator reviews
The Outside of Your Skin Trilogy: Part Two. Just over a year into their mission, the crew of the Icarus II battens the hatches against a force deadly and invisible. Rated for salty language, a smattering of innuendo and gore, and one bad bacon joke.
Sunshine - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Pod by Punctuator reviews
The Outside of Your Skin Trilogy: Part One. Four survivors are homeward bound in the cramped remnants of the Icarus II. Rated, with a humble nod to the Gulag Archipelago, for violence, gore, and coarse language. Just stay sane... and keep breathing....
Sunshine - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,799 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6353 - Favs: 17,121 - Follows: 5,981 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 8,738 - Follows: 1,351 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
An Ignominious Death by Raider of the Lost Book reviews
A drabble on a humiliating defeat of Voldemort. Inspired by Rorscharchs Blot's Caer Azkaban yahoo group -- Ridiculous crossovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 471 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 5,331 - Follows: 1,367 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 4,220 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Resistance of Azkaban by Shezza reviews
It's been twenty five years since the death of Albus Dumbledore and the Ministry of Magic is now under the control of Lord Voldemort. Those who oppose him place themselves under the command of Harry Potter, former Auror and ruler of the island of Azkaban
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 146,999 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Sirius Matter by witowsmp reviews
AU A few days after being rescued from the dementor's kiss, Sirius Black decides to share information with Harry about his destiny. The story continues on from there. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 117,404 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 3,788 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
It's for the Best by witowsmp reviews
Total Dumbledore bashing. He's manipulating many people, including Harry, for his own purposes. Story starts a month after Harry has been told the prophecy in OotP. Eventually HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,190 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death and King's Cross by sciathan file reviews
[DH Spoilers, One shot] Who was to know Death had etiquette enough to be personalized? Ensemble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 268 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 296 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 3,851 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 271 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3905 - Favs: 8,371 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
AvPvR Aliens Vs Predator Vs Rayne by mjimeyg reviews
AVP Prompt: The ship is boarded... carnage ensues. From http : www . forecastrayne . net Rem spaces This is fanfiction people!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 5,635 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
65 Years Later by BOC42 reviews
Spoilers for D.H.! 65 years after the Battle for Hogwarts, George is dying. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Elogium Sine Nomine by Rhaella reviews
Oneshot. Regulus Black. To sign the letter is to acknowledge the deed, and even now, he cannot fully bring himself to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Regulus B. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 1,017 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 7,174 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 543 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Hermione's Plan by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hr POV. The shock of Dumbledore’s death plus some unexpected news cause Hermione to reflect on her decisions and actions of the previous year. She resolves to do what she should have done in the first place. Unabashedly HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,962 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
As Long As You Know That, Potter by owlsaway reviews
Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 152 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 5,889 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 211 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 5,403 - Follows: 2,464 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 420 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 400 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 373 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 292 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Billywigs by evansentranced reviews
Features: A massive conspiracy orchestrated by Dumbledore, repeated abuse of billywig stings, a nearfatal brush with a werewolf, an intervention, a skeptical Lily, a hotheaded Sirius, an addicted James, a slightly confused Remus, and a pseudogenius Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,544 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 763 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4622 - Favs: 8,813 - Follows: 2,753 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Quack! by Alliriyan reviews
Neville's most spectacular Potions failure ever. 'You have twelve minutes to complete your cackhanded concoctions and hand them in to me.' Snape is going to wish he never said those words...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Conversations with Luna by evansentranced reviews
Conversations. With Luna. She has a theory that her mother helped her with, and is willing to share... makes Harry feel better, anyway. One shot. Possible continuation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 555 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
The Perfect Azkaban Breakout by pstibbons reviews
A response to all cliched Azkaban!Harry fics. Harry is in Azkaban for a crime he DID commit, leaving Hermione & the Order with a Mission Impossible to get him out. I didn't despise MoRon and Gin when I wrote this, so they get killed, not bashed. Ends HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,280 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Vader's diary by raveen92 reviews
Something i found at gamefaqs and wanted to share.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,985 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 189 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Worst Day in the History of England by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
From broken coffee machines to decimated doors, Hermione is having one hell of a bad day. It just figures that Harry has chosen tonight to finally propose. HHr one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Isle of Mists by lorien829 reviews
Relationships will change irreversibly, as a new and confusing power is bestowed upon Harry. But why has this happened to him, and whose agenda does it serve? Completed! Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,490 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 159 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
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Wrong Participants reviews
In the height of Harry's fourth year, the Goblet of fire spits out not Cedric's name, but THE BIG DADDY! Complete and total insanity unfolds as the Goblet randomly spits out names of various game/movie/book characters. Collection of one-shots. Crackfic.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Harry P.
Screw This, I'm Firing the Halo Array reviews
It's the end of Mass Effect 3, and it sucks. Luckily Commander Shepard won't take it lying down. A collection of random alternate endings to ME3. This story is complete and utter crack. Rated M for language and adult situations. Shepard M and Liara.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,105 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Cortana, Shepard
Harry Potter: Pokemon Trainer reviews
Five-year-old Harry Potter is gone, consumed by a flare of accidental magic. Believed dead by everyone in the magical world, he leaves behind potential enemies, magic, and adventures beyond his wildest dreams. However, in the new world he finds something better; a caring family, friendship, and a vast world to explore. A world inhabited by fantastic creatures called Pokémon.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 185 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Gary O./Shigeru, Harry P.
First Contact reviews
In the world of Pokemon people have always wondered where they came from. Some have speculated that they are aliens, come from the depths of space. In all this time no one has stopped to consider that humans not Pokemon, are the visitors from the stars...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,170 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011