| Reviews for The Sorting That Never Happened |
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   sistercity chapter 1 . 6/14/2018 Ron should have got Troll, he would have shone as the brightest of the lot. |
| SortingHat chapter 1 . 12/24/2016 Hermione soundslike a right wing politician. I'm going to REFORM America back to it's roots! *then don't offer any plans about it*. |
| Guest chapter 1 . 10/21/2015 If only some of these sortings happened, how different the books would have gone then! Why is Dumbledore not Headmaster here? |
| caths chapter 1 . 10/4/2015 Really funny! |
| Backwards Bent and Broken chapter 1 . 10/3/2015 This was sooooooooo funny! It would be awesome if you did a sequel to this. |
| inkpools chapter 1 . 5/31/2015 This is arguably the most amusing fic I've ever read! |
| TheWeasleyWitch chapter 1 . 4/7/2015 I really enjoyed your story, it was well written and very funny. You're one of the first people to give a good reason why Draco would be a hufflepuff (most people put him there because he'd hate it or because it's the house of duffers). I also had a question involving what you had posted on your page. The story about God protecting the girl from the rapist. My question is why did God choose to allow the other girl to suffer such an awful fate, why did God keep one girl safe and not the other. Surely if God is all loving and all merciful then he would have protected both girls. And if God is all powerful then couldn't he have stopped the rapist or saved the girl, why did he let it happen? Can anyone give me a good answer because I've been puzzling over this since I read the story. Anna xxx |
| Smiling Seshat chapter 1 . 2/4/2015 It was amusing, though at times over-the-top. But that was on purpose, so... |
| Grovek26 chapter 1 . 11/13/2014 I chuckled throughout this piece, although I am surprised Ron didn't make it into Troll...they play Quidditch don't they? |
| themergitonian chapter 1 . 8/18/2014 XD Nice. |
| Albionia chapter 1 . 6/3/2014 LOL LOL LOL LOL. Brilliant absolutely brilliant. I almost want a sequel to see the chaos spreading :D. |
| Brian1972 chapter 1 . 5/15/2014 11 year old Hermionie as Headmistress. That should be fun. For the reader not for the students: Rules, rules, rules and of course more homework, no Quidditch [much to dangerous and steals important study time]. Funny AU sorting. Troll was really missing in canon. |
| summerful21 chapter 1 . 1/13/2014 Hehe great fic! Especially loved Hermione, who, really, had a good plan. The writing was a bit too much in a couple places, and the comic timing could have been better, but all in all, quite fun. |
| katdemon1895 chapter 1 . 12/15/2013 very amusing, though I rather wonder about the longer term effects, particularly those of Hermione being the new headmistress |
| Toodleoo chapter 1 . 12/5/2013 This is great! Little Hermione is particularly hilarious. Well done! |
