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Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 138 - Words: 1,091,823 - Reviews: 14885 - Favs: 13,594 - Follows: 15,424 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 438,017 - Reviews: 4924 - Favs: 6,408 - Follows: 6,386 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Voldemort's Last Spell by Louis IX reviews
Voldemort intended to kill the whole Potter family, but something unexpected happened. Now, the Dark Lord must face the result of a severely twisted Prophecy as well as a very old... thing. What history can Harry have after this? What history can he make?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,079 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 10,405 - Follows: 13,016 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
The Futile Facade by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 419,022 - Reviews: 4141 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P., OC
Just a Girl by MzMalfoy reviews
A little fic about Hermione residing in 221C. Started out as a snippet of Hermione meeting Sherlock but bits and pieces keep popping into my head... I don't know where this is going but I'll keep writing it as it comes! Update: Mrs. Hudson had an idea and I think I'm going to run with it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,487 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Of Kings, Of Pawns, and Of Men by madstoryteller999 reviews
A new body. A new prophecy. And worst of all: a new war with an old enemy. As the Dark Lord, the Order, and the ministry form an unlikely alliance to protect Britain, Harry wonders at the difference between Voldemort and Tom Riddle, and why it is that the latter seems infinitely more dangerous than the former. (Body switch fic, fifth year, power dynamics, m/m) ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,743 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 8/29/2019 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
To Call A Place Home by missmusicluver reviews
Harry won the war. It's months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago. Where the Potter family's still fighting a war against a Dark Lord that's ruling the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry doesn't really want in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,884 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 7,283 - Follows: 9,563 - Updated: 5/29/2019 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Mistress Potter (HIATUS) by kyella14 reviews
Weak, bitter and reclusive, Jess Wright is nobody. But when she emerges from her isolation to work at Stark Industries, she is cold and ruthless, nothing like the Jess Wright of years past. The reason is simple: another wears her face and claims her life. Jessamine Potter, Mistress of Death, arrives at the dawn of a new world of superheroes and gods. Fem, Amoral, OP, MoD Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,950 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 3,321 - Updated: 4/24/2019 - Published: 4/5/2018 - Harry P., Pansy P., Iron Man/Tony S.
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,659 - Reviews: 3446 - Favs: 9,095 - Follows: 10,404 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Blaise Z.
Six Pomegranate Seeds by Seselt reviews
At the end, something happened. Hermione clutches at one fraying thread, uncertain whether she is Arachne or Persephone. What she does know is that she will keep fighting to protect her friends even if she must walk a dark path. *time travel*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 186,656 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 9/26/2018 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Marcus F. - Complete
The Untouchable by treacleteacups reviews
When Harry Potter does things, it's never in halves. By the time he arrives at Hogwarts, our little champion has discovered a way to keep everyone at bay. What happens when you've taught yourself to become untouchable? Shameless AU. Rated M for a lack of moral conscience, the occasional murder, and graphic dark themes (because why not?). Happily Ever After, Voldemort style.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,725 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 4/19/2018 - Published: 9/24/2017 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Pawn to King by Mabal-One reviews
COMPLETE-Book One in King Series. Sentinel!Verse. Harry Potter was born a pawn for the universe; the Potter luck could attest to that. The story of Harry's life, his death, becoming Master of Death, then a bright light and a mad Norse god and the end of the universe (sort of). Harry's journey from a pawn to a king and his life and death(...s) in-between. MoD!Harry/Guide!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,520 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Loki, Nick F. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4759 - Favs: 13,726 - Follows: 14,898 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
My Name Is Yasha Romanov by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Sirius found baby Harry first and asked the Black Widow to keep an eye on him while he dealt with Peter. Unfortunately, he never came back and Harry Potter disappeared from the wizardly world. Ten years later, Yasha Romanov receives a letter from Hogwarts...Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,324 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 4,678 - Follows: 6,182 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Harry P., Hermione G.
Beggar to Beggar Cried by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTMR slash. AU. Harry has been raised from the time he was five with full knowledge of what he was, a Horcrux, and how someday he would need to die to avenge his parents. Thus, when he finds Tom Riddle's diary in his second year, he recognizes it. Horcrux speaks to Horcrux, a game of persuasion and manipulation. Twoshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,810 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] - Complete
Dark Prince by LoveMyRomance reviews
Harry Potter is ignored and abandoned because his brother is the "Chosen One". Instead of fading into oblivion, he is rescued by none other than Lord Voldemort himself. A couple years later, and the Dark Side has a new secret weapon: Hadrian "Harry" Riddle, heir to the Dark Lord. Part one of the Dark Prince Series. Years 1&2. COMPLETE. SEQUEL UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,791 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 3,610 - Follows: 3,275 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Framed & Fractured by Antediluvian Poet reviews
Harry was trapped in a magical painting with no way out. His only company was the suspicious and curious stares of Tom Riddle. As Fate delivered this impossible crossing, an improbable and dangerous bond is made. Unconventional Time-Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,864 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 4/11/2017 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Mistletoe by StackofStories reviews
Harry's always had an extreme reaction to mistletoe/Loki throws his head back, laughs. He's startled by the sharpness, more of a single note, before Loki's green eyes darken, fixating back on him. "I've come to take you home." A response to Modern Sorcerer's Changeling challenge.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,286 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Harry P., Loki
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,748 - Reviews: 2845 - Favs: 6,814 - Follows: 8,813 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 4,377 - Follows: 3,357 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Of Old Soldiers and Missing Wars by NonchalantxFish reviews
There was a bruise on his cheekbone and one decorating his left eye, and his nose had traces of dried blood running down to his chin, and he had a split lip. But his hands, his knuckles, were red and raw, and that's what made Steve approach the boy standing on the street corner. You didn't get bloodied knuckles if you didn't fight back.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 279 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Tom R. Jr., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Origins by DaGeek247 reviews
How magic and fate began. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Complete
Polite Battery by Lady Hallen reviews
"Excuse me," was spoken. It was said in the middle of an Invasion and Steve didn't really want to deal with it right now. Except the man was so polite that they had little choice in the matter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 4,369 - Follows: 2,672 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 6,646 - Follows: 6,382 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Forged by Pain by Hostiel reviews
Hydra sought to turn a child into a weapon, to use his own pain to forge him into an unstoppable force, capable of carrying out whatever their will might be. Unfortunately for them, an uncontrolled weapon will destroy its creator just as easily as it would any other, and Harry Potter is not willing to let himself be controlled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,534 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 2,741 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/3/2015
Harry's Heroes by black blade1 reviews
Harry is flung back in time further than expected. He now finds himself in Nazis Germany in a very different prisoner of war camp. Cross over with Harry Potter and Hogan's Heroes.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,830 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter at the Knees of the Marauders' by BakenandEggs reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his second year. A year that will be filled with books, good friends, basilisks, quidditch, prattish friends, horrible dreams, and pranks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,434 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We're All Mad Here by Tsume Yuki reviews
Tom Riddle was just doing his rounds as Head Boy, when the corridor opened up beneath his feet and swallowed him whole. Getting sucked into a twisted version of Wonderland just before he graduates was not in the plan. Then again, the Master of Death wasn't included in anyone's plans. In which Harry successfully screws over everyone. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,926 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Ambiguous Artifice by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter's third year masquerading as a pureblood boy promises to be even more complicated than the last two. All she wants is to get through her studies unimpeded, but with pureblood politics, ancient artifacts, and adolescent hormones getting in the way... well, at least she's up to the challenge. Alanna the Lioness take on HP, book three.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 388,266 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Complete
The Devil You Know by KamiByul reviews
Morgana's punishment by Merlin is to be sent to the future where she discovers a three year old Harry being beaten by his relatives. Taking the boy in herself she teaches him the things she thinks are important resorting in a much different Harry arriving at Hogwarts. This Harry will refuse to submit to Dumbledore's heinous plans and will find support in a totally different group.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,676 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Harry P.
Bite To Eat by XxMeWxX4444 reviews
Harry only wanted to get the greasiest burger he could find and relax for a few hours. He had just got off his latest assignment, so he had earned at least that much of a break, right? Wrong. Death was a slave driver. Master of Death? Most misleading title ever created.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 700 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
The Third Side to Every Coin by LoliBat reviews
It was curious, how people never thought that the sole child of James Potter, Transfiguration and Wards master, and Lily Potter, Charms and Runes master, would be talented. Seventeen year old Harry Potter held within his hands, a single grey pawn. It was exquisite, he thought, and leaned forward to observe the chess match unfold with great interest. Dark, sly and believable Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 278 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Harry P.
Natural Trickster by Stillwind11 reviews
As Artemis trys to save the light side, he will be drawn to the dark. Will he survive with his newfound morals intact? The pull of dark magic is strong, and only Artemis knows where his true loyaltys lie... Nonslash, Harry Potter crossover, set after The Goblet of Fire, and after The Opal Deception.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,862 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Artemis F.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 10,898 - Follows: 12,692 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 806 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 366 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 4,875 - Follows: 1,439 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Black Coat by Hermione Prime reviews
Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every turn...in the form of a cat. Sounds simple?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,918 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Early Retirement by Secondary Luminescence reviews
Ten years into her peaceful life in New York City, Cathryn Potter is found. Willing to do almost anything to stay hidden from the world she left behind after discovering her immortality, she finds herself working alongside god and mortal alike in an effort to protect the world from alien invasion. Fem!Harry, some adult themes, swearing, and mention of suicide. Sequel (part I) up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,073 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
What It Seems by bloodyhands-and-hollowstars reviews
When the fairies discover a mysterious patch of magic in Britain that they can't get into, they send 14-year old Artemis to investigate- and what he finds will surprise even him. Set in 4th year, Artemis will be meeting Harry and all the rest. Rated T just because I'm paranoid. Terrible summary, sorry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,628 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P., Artemis F., Holly S.
The Freaks on Privet Drive by AquaRias reviews
What if Harry was not the only one to be abused and abandoned by the Dursleys? What if Dudley was a wizard? How much could a simple thing like having someone to depend on shape a person and change the story as we know it? AU, Grey/Slytherin Harry. Slight Dumbles bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Dudley D.
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7356 - Favs: 14,770 - Follows: 16,420 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
The Dark Lord Exposed by Hplover4ever3 reviews
!COMPLETE! The story of Lord Voldemort's life, from the moment he becomes a wizard to the moment he dies. Everything—Slug Club, Horcruxes, Chamber of Secrets, Death Eaters, working at Borgin's, both wars, banishment, resurrection. With details of what happened in Albania. Names and dates are all canon. Gets significantly darker as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 180,144 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Nagini - Complete
Under the Moonlight by Eye of a Hawk reviews
Artemis and Luna are never really understood no matter what world they inhabit. But when they discover each other's penchant for consuming curiosity, they create a world of their own, something not quite magical and not quite rational.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 5/8/2014
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35538 - Favs: 26,469 - Follows: 19,510 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Voice Within the Walls by ravenhaired88 reviews
AU. Harry is blinded in an accident at a young age and then disappears from the watchful eye of the Order. What happens when he reappears in the wizarding world? What dangers will he face? No horcruxes and Voldemort is dead. Warnings for some descriptions of child abuse and the aftereffects, nothing too violent. Rating may be a little higher than necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,625 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 6/17/2014
Put my Galleons on That One by Tsume Yuki reviews
As Master of Death, Harry can't really die. What he can do is get reborn, in an alternate dimension that is so much like his old world but so different at the same time. Taking down Voldemort again? Bring it on. MoD Harry DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 5,442 - Follows: 7,406 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., Luna L., Nicolas F.
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3691 - Favs: 5,670 - Follows: 6,051 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
His Web and the Spider In It by williamsangel88 reviews
No one could deny that Sherlock Holmes's homeless network was well used. It was wide and spread all over London. It didn't only have adults either. One-Shot, starts when Sherlock first starts to build his web until John enters the picture.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 243 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Set Apart This Dream by Tears of the Moon 17 reviews
After a year has gone by since the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry finds himself summoned into an alternate dimension where Voldemort is still alive. Not his problem, right? Wrong. Between the fact that James and Lily Potter are ALIVE and that Voldemort summoned him for a reason, Harry is not going to get out of this easily. AU, MoD!Harry, Dimension travel ***On hiatus***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,816 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Teddy L.
Stalemate by Marion Hood reviews
London has changed since the fall of Sherlock Holmes, but it's two years later and Sherlock and Hermione Holmes are coming back. Sequel to Soulmates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,235 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 298 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Hermione G., Sherlock H. - Complete
Son of the Trickster by MasterofNarratives reviews
On that fateful Halloween, the God of Mischief is looking down on Midgard. Taking pity on the orphaned boy, he raises him as his own. How will the Wizarding World cope with a Harry Potter tutored by one of the universe's greatest mages? Dumbledore & Weasley bashing. Powerful, smart Harry. Non-world-dominating Loki.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Loki
A Fowl Wizard by MasterofNarratives reviews
In the year since the events surrounding the Bezerker's Gate, Artemis has had almost no magical contact. So what happens when he finds that his stolen fairy magic has kick-started his long-dormant human powers, revealing a whole new world of magic? And how does he react to meeting the eleven-year-old Boy Who Lived?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Harry P., Artemis F., Holly S.
The Serpentine Subterfuge by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 338,096 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chasing Down the Healer by I. H. Scribe reviews
Gotham wasn't all that fun before the nut-job took over and made it a free-for-all. [Why is there no character for Barsad?]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 214 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Harry P., J. Blake - Complete
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 4,490 - Follows: 2,866 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Malachite Gift by Lazov reviews
Hadrian Potter, the boy-who-was-orphaned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,353 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 189 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 3,036 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 9,056 - Follows: 4,502 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,389 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3727 - Favs: 5,293 - Follows: 5,108 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 14,712 - Follows: 3,952 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 2,416 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Invisibly Jaded by LightningHunter reviews
Continued for Quatreastrophe. Harry's twin vanquished Voldemort. Harry believes he is unwanted, unworthy and unneeded, and by accident, Apparates across the globe. Eleven years later, he returns, staff in hand, and war drums in his ears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,951 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3218 - Favs: 5,817 - Follows: 3,247 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Origin of Magic by Winters of Despair reviews
Foaly should know better than to leave suspicious computer files lying around. Now that Artemis has magic of his own, he's determined to find out more about it. By the time he comes and goes, the wizarding world will be left wondering what happened.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Artemis F.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9640 - Favs: 25,881 - Follows: 10,394 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Midnight Blues by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
It surprised everyone when Harry Potter died, including the one who killed him. Harry, however, doesn't know how to stay dead. Ignores HBP and DH. Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Secret World Beside Us by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007
Wraithspeaker by Krahae reviews
Death was the first real memory Harry had, thanks to the wizarding world. He would return the favor, one day, as was only proper. After all – their culture was simply too sick to survive. Vastly AU, pre-Yr.1 progressing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,537 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Harry P.
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 5,170 - Follows: 5,901 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
Ripples in Time by padfootsrevenger reviews
Harry is victorious and Voldemort is gone, but not all is as it should be. Thrown into the past Harry takes on the role of James Potter’s long lost cousin and attempts to do the one thing Hermione always warned him about. Is this a second chance or curse?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,782 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 3,521 - Follows: 3,928 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Harry P.
Harry’s Twist by Ten Toes reviews
AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P.
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 894 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 5,322 - Follows: 1,367 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Grab A French Model, Of Course by Novocain reviews
Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eighteen going on Vietnam veteran...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 4,696 - Follows: 3,965 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Bleed Black by No.names.availible reviews
Slightly insane Harry Potter is freed from Azkaban after the Wizarding world learns of his innocence. What might become of him? Featuring: A Dark, questionably sane, Harry Potter. 1st person POV Rewrite is possible, as it is, ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,619 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11279 - Favs: 21,060 - Follows: 7,178 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 455 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Dark Rage by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Complete] Everyone has a dark side, sleeping within us all. In the aftermath of Harry Potter's fifth year, Harry's awakes. Powerful and ruthless, nothing will stand in its way... not even Harry himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,605 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Flames In The Sky
Harry takes the only escape offered to him: a contract with a pirate captain. end game tomarry, pirate au, i have a disinclination towards following canon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,232 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 9/26/2018
Paperwork and Cookies
A sequel, of sorts, to "He Finally Said 'Yes'". Enjoy :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2016
He Finally Said 'Yes' reviews
Why is it that when a 'bad guy' asks the 'good guy' for help, they're always turned down? Now a two-shot, gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete