this is bloody brilliant!

Funny

Amazing Best of the Best 10 out of 10. 6 stars. and a quarter veela... wait. they are not real. soo A then

Oh, very cool. Fleur was so cool in this chapter. What was Dumbles trying to pull off, though? Why was he so dead set keen on this stupid plan? Anyway this was cool.

just no words...

Reading this for the fifth time today, yet I still can't get enough of it. Whenever I need a short story to improve my mood and make me laugh, this is one of the first I'll turn to.

Not sure if old Dumbles is senile or just a troll.

I love this purely on the fact it calls up the BS on those strange Slashes that have Draco and Harry together. WTF. They hate each other with a passion. I mean, Draco does everything he can to be cruel to Harry and in the later years, kill him.

id love to see more of this

Great story, I agree with the author, so many stories with this starting concept require brain bleach.

Great story, thanks for writing.

Oh if Dumbledore had gone round the twist, haha!

The ONLY "Draco" is Veela fic I have not fled.

Weak finish. Perhaps a gag, for Snape-Dumbles knowingly lying to Harry?

Could try padding the after the slap, with more Harry accidental sexual innuendos.

The trouble with Potter Universe slash, IMO, exacerbated by it seems beyond even thr simpleton ripout and perform a sexuality transplant on a main character. Even IF the character had been of the opposite sex, the pairing as HET still would screw away all logic that at least ONE would NEVER willingly screw or be screwed, sexually, by the other, they DETEST. Drarry, Snarry, Volarry, Dramione, good fucking grief, nuts!

haha, lol. bravo!

I think Snape and Draco cooked this thing up and Draco is just hyped up on potion.

*facepalm*