TRANSFORMERS BIO

NAME: SUMMER ANN C.-STREAKS

DESIGNATION: NOVA PRIME

AGE: 20

EYE COLOR: DARK BLUE

HAIR COLOR: BLACK WITH BLUE STREAKS

RANK: LEADER/CREATOR

FACTION: BIO-SORCE

BASE: ALPHA-COMMAND

SEX: FEMALE

KIN: HUMAN

D.O.B: 6/1/95

LOCATION: CENTRAL CALIFORNIA

HALO/RED vs BLUE BIO

NAME: OMICRON

PRODUCT: AI

FUNCTION: EMOTION

SEX: FEMALE

AGE: 20

EYE COLOR: BRIGHT ORANGE (changes based on emotion)

HAIR COLOR: MISTY PURPLE

ARMOR COLOR: DARK PURPLE

PRIORITY LEVEL: ALPHA-VECTOR

PARTNER: NOBLE SIX

LOVE: NOBLE SIX

LOVE

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening

and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the passed year.

She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone.

She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she only lived a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees Emma asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, Emma read the newspaper...

A young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this youmg girl, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he broke down and confessed.

The officers thanked Emma for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

Emma asked if she could ask the man one question.

Emma was curious to why he had not attacked her.

When Emma asked the man, he answered "Because you weren't alone you had two tall men walking on either side of you"

Emma smiled at the man "I had Angels looking after me" she then left without another word.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

WAYS TO FIND OUT IF YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH BLEACH

If you:

- Every time you write with a pen shout 'WRITE UPON THIS GOLDEN PAPER, SHAININGU-ORI!'

- When you meet someone new the first thing you ask is what squad they are from

- At the beginning of a race shout 'SHUNPO!'

- Stay up and watch a black cat all night to check if it's Yoruichi

- Find a cave and train there to try and achieve bankai

- When your friend rings you up on the phone shout 'HOLLOW!'

- Memorize the kido spells

- When there is a thunder storm, run out side and shout 'Way of destruction number 33: Blue fire crash down!'

- Call your little brother lil' shiro

- Give each of your friends a squad and make them memorize it

- Drink sake until you pass out

- When your worst enemy passes you by, shout 'AIZEN!' and kick them

- Put 'Bureau of research and development' as your screen saver on your computer

- Buy all three bleach games

- Draw Kon's paw print on both hands in permanent marker

- Put all your school books in a thin white satchel that looks like the one Hanataro wears

- Be able to list every squads Captain, Vice captain and their zanpaktous

- Spray the Gotei 13 symbol on the back of your school uniform

- Call your teachers -Taicho and you head teacher sou-taicho

- Write your location as 'The human world' and your job as 'Shinigami' every time you get asked either question

- Spray you hair white when ever you have a cough

- Buy a shining pink swimming suit and wear it to the beach

- Buy a chappy and take it everywhere with you

- When your trying to explain something use little bunny pictures on a sketch pad

- Put the bleach theme tune as your ringtone

- Put black tattoos on your head and chest with a marker

- Pile your desk with paperwork

- Cut the sleeves off your favourite t-shirt because you know they'll get ripped off when you use Shunko

- Wake up and shout 'MATSUMOTO!!'

59 ways to make a teacher want to hit you

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French. (In english class)

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a year 7 and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T SNOG YOU!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, " I forgot"

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

51. When the teacher is not facing you, the whole class moves their desk forward towards the teacher

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder! 56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

60. Anytime your teacher touches something spray it with disinfectant.

KRIEG Quotes

Parentheses indicate Krieg's inner voice speaking.

When joining a game

When killing multiple enemies in a row

When using Buzz Axe Rampage

When Release the Beast is available

When activating Light the Fuse

When Pull the Pin is activated

Critical Kill

After Killing a Badass (or higher) enemy

When getting a Second Wind with Light The Fuse

When detonating during Light the Fuse

Vehicle kill

Silence the Voices (Self Damage)

When reviving an ally

When revived

On earning a Second Wind

While Idle

Completing a Challenge

Out of Ammo

Comparing Items

Looking at Skill Trees

Spotting Health

Spotting a Badass

When set on fire

When corroding, burning or electrifying enemies

When killing Hyperion troops or loaders

When hit by friendly fire

When turning into a Badass Psycho Mutant

When using Redeem the Soul

When killing enemies while using Buzz Axe Rampage

When finding rare loot

On gaining a level

When making a high jump in a vehicle

When gaining Elemental Elation stacks

When accumulating Bloodlust stacks

Issuing a duel challenge

Receiving a duel challenge

Losing a duel

Stalemate at a duel

Winning a duel