What If Bill survives The Sacrifice and then meets the survivors of L4D2? What if Zoey has feelings for the old veteran? And What If the original survivors make a different choice when Coach asks them if they want to go with him and the other L4D2 survivors to New Orleans?

the power the dark lord knows not. femHarry

We all know Drakken and Shego had a moment together at the end of the "Graduation" episode, but what happens after that? In this story, set that very next morning, Drakken manages to piss Shego off in a new way, which can't be good. D/S! Complete, after 8 years! Please review. :) All my thanks - Aleego

When a magical backlash causes a rift in space and time, Mary Jane Potter gains the memories of her male counterpart. Sure that she has just years before her inevitable death, Mary works to defeat Voldemort and keep her friends and family safe. Only fate fights her at every step, making her task even more difficult. Fem!Harry. Not shippy. Hard T for language and violence.

A mother's concern about the relationship between her son and daughter has unforeseen consequences. Justin-centric. "If I go back on what I believe, who will I become?" Slow burn Jalex.

It's Christmas break and Harry is sick. Read as Severus helps his un-asked for charge. Nothing bad in the story but T in case I extend it.

A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.

Harry was supposed to have another dull summer at the Dursleys'. However there are scales growing on his skin and it is not long until he finds himself sitting in a puddle in an unknown forest in a form of a Dragon. Where will he wind help and home? With dragon tamers on his trail and the war against Voldemort spreading across the wizarding community, what can one dragon-shaped boy

Even Harry Potter deserves to relax on a warm day. Yet when a boy falls from the sky, his relaxing afternoon turns into one of the oddest days he has ever had at Hogwarts. One shot, no longer!

Danny Phantom already had to deal with the problems of two worlds, so what were more mortal problems to him? Even if they were problems of a magical nature. And Harry Potter's got even more on his plate for his fifth year at Hogwarts.

When District 12 residents are forced into marriage with their "perfect match," Katniss expects her husband to be a fighter, like her. What she doesn't expect is a life with Haymitch Abernathy, victor of the 50th Hunger Games. Hayniss-centric. Strong hints of Everlark.

After sharing an intense and deep feeling of love, the queens of Arendelle decide to form a family, three new princesses will turn the kingdom upside down as they grow up and learn about love and life. Lenna, their elder daughter has a love interest which may threaten Arendelle. Chapter 6 is up now! Please R&R :3

The Girl-Who-Lived won; Magical Britain never recovered. As their world grows closer to another war, the surviving DA members concoct an elaborate plan that will see Iris Potter back in time to guide her younger self and prevent the war from ever happening. Fate however has other plans. GWL BWL, dark!Harry, timetravel, canon magic.

Sans/Reader smut, with one-sided Sans/Papyrus/Reader. Reader is female. You've been without contact with another person for far too long, how will you react when innocent horseplay on movie night threatens to tip you over the edge?

This is following misconceptions as Korra must also deal with those against her as Zaheer learns to live without his bending and those who see him as a monster. Zaheer will learn the struggles that Korra faced while he was locked away in prison. With all this pain, will the Avatar still be able to bring peace to the world and herself?

Papyrus never expected to fall in love with his spider friend, yet that's exactly what happened. 7 different moments between Papyrus and Muffet. Written for Muffyrus Week

It's been ten years since the barrier was broken, and monsters and humans once more live together on the world's surface. You have just received your GED, and are unsure about the next step to take in your life. But with the help of your friends, and a little determination, you might just get there. Sans/Frisk

{FriskxSans Oneshot} While spending time in the underground, Sans asks Frisk on a date.

What was going to happen to him was something terrifying; all his instincts were rebelling against his decision but Harry resisted. Now it was his turn to make a sacrifice and ensure their survival. Compliant with the DH up to the events in Malfoy Manor. HP/LV COMPLETE & EPILOGUE!

Halloween Jalex fic. What if the masks that protect them started to slip?

You're left breathless and bone-crazed before a certain short skeleton comes home from work. He always sees right through you. Contains lottsa smut and sex NOTE: Wow thanks everyone. I didn't expect that many views in that amount of time. I mean it's Undertale, but still.

When Timmy's had enough, he wishes for someone to teach Icky Vicky a lesson. Vicky finally meets her match in Timmy's cousin Amanda "Mandy" Maxwell, a girl several times more manipulative, intimidating and evil than she could ever hope to be…

Sherlock crossed with Beauty and the Beast (I know). Cursed to look like and live as a monster, cut off from humanity, Sherlock despairs... until a doctor turns up on his doorstep. Beastly!Sherlock and eventual Johnlock. Rating for future safety.

With Asami and Mako together, anger filled Korra seeks peace and quiet in the spirit world, where she runs into Zaheer. The tension between Mako and Korra worsens when he catches Zaheer and Korra in compromising positions. Is this all part of Zaheer's scheme? Or he is truly falling for the young Avatar? Will team Avatar crumble under the pressure? Will everyone survive this battle?

Aku isn't evil, he's just clueless (AU where the arrow from "The Birth of Evil" was a bit more effective)

An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

One universe lies unknowingly at the brink of disaster, the other reels from an all-consuming war. Both collide in a way that will change them forever, as they pursue their own goals, ultimately finding that their fates are intertwined more than they could ever know. Early chapters ST-centric and based on actual episodes.

After losing everything he holds dear, Harry Potter is thrust into a new world; one with Superheroes and evil Villains that make Voldemort look like a kitten. Struggling to survive in this new world - and, meanwhile, gaining the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. - he attempts to live a NORMAL life. But, he is Harry Potter after all... what could possibly go wrong? Possible Slash!

What better place is there in the universe for a renegade Specter to hide out and lay low than Tuchunka? With a hormonal tankbred as her companion, danger everywhere, and a whole mess of uncovered secrets chasing her, Shepard's journey is just starting...

/DISCONTINUED/ The Hitachiin twins end up in the school basement where they find an old chest full of strange orbs. After accidentally dropping one, they find themselves standing in front of a portal that leads to the Wizarding world. Guided by Fred and George Weasley, the Japanese redheads try to find their way home.

This was written for arashi wolf princess for her birthday...Happy Belated Birthday! I'm sorry I missed your actual Bday but as promised..it's a GrimxMandy story...WARNING...CHARACTER DEATH! Rated T for death...

• "Could you possibly be feeling sorry for Lord Voldemort?" -Dumbledore, p264 of -Brit- HBP. Alternative Half-Blood Prince ending with TMR/HP. Romance, dreams, obsessions, possessing… Dark!Harry. No time-travel. Obsessions with Malfoy, broken trio. Hr/R.

Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry DISCONTINUED

When Mordecai gets turned into a girl by one of Skips' potions, its up to Skips to get the antidote, while having Mordecai dodge a lovestruck gumball machine in the process! Mordecai genderbent. Version based off of La-maldita's from Deviantart. MxB.

Chilton/Reader. After weeks of fantasizing about a certain psychiatrist, you finally take the plunge.

peter parker goes to great lengths to keep some of his secrets but this one is proving harder than expected. what happens when power man catches on?

Oh no! Marceline gets sent into the past by PB's time machine! As only one Marceline can be in the same time-line, the past's Marceline gets sent into the future! What will happen to the two Marcelines? Bad summary, I know. Simoline. [!M FOR CHAPTER EIGHT!] Please, do not review if you have a serious problem with this pairing. Critiques welcome, no insults please. COMPLETE!

Writing out of writer's block. This IS the nsfw version, so it is rated M. Some contain just nudity or just kissing.

Lemongrab, even with his new companion, is displeased with his current place in life when he realizes that seemingly everyone but himself has a purpose. When he manages to get a hold of Bubblegum's original file for him, can he truly go through fulfilling his intended purpose? LG/PB - "Pink Lemonade" [Pre-Bubbline canon, no longer being updated]

Sherlock Holmes, first year Ravenclaw, meets a first year Gryffindor named John Watson. Their friendship is almost immediate, though unlikely to most. Mysterious death's have been occurring in the walls as well to the upper years. Sherlock's curiosity gets the best of him as they try to track down the killer. Will they catch him before summer vacation? Or will they have to wait?

John, a Hufflepuff, and Sherlock, a Slytherin, meet by chance, two of the only people left at Hogwarts for Christmas break. They form an unlikely friendship, and discover over time that they actually harbor secret crushes for each other. Happy ending, lots of fluff.

Sherlock and Greg go to a pub, hoping to catch an arsonist. They end up getting absolutely plastered instead. Really weird sex ensues. Explicit.

"Promises," her eyes glitter dangerously, and she tilts her head to the side, "are meant to be broken." ::JustinxAlex or Jalex:: Rated T for incest, profanity and mild sexual themes. Rating may go up. Set after season 4. ONGOING

John and Sherlock have a little Christmas fun. Written in 221B style. Contains slash, m/m (yaoi) interactions, etc. I don't own Sherlock or BBC or anything, really. Finished.

Sherlock loves to call Greg by the wrong name. They both know he does it to goad the older man into a wonderfully rough shag. He does it during cases. He does it at Baskerville. And he has the nerve to do it again after coming back from the dead. Explicit.

A short snippet of Mandy and Grim all grown up.

Fluffy Vaako/Dame Vaako fanfiction. Sweet moment between my otp (Before she went all Lady Macbeth). Result of the lack of this pairing in the Riddick fandom. Please read and review.

Harry Potter, Master of Death and creator of magical artifacts, is drafted to help recover one of his creations, the Tesserract

Oh, hello there! Here for more graybles, I reckon. However! Tonight is our special adult edition. So, cover the ear nubs of your little ones, and set their dials to sleep mode. What's that? Guess tonight's theme? Well my mature gloobers, I think that would be quite obvious! Hoo hoo!

As his fame grows, so does Markipliers fanbase. And among all those people, there are bound to be some who aren't very sane. What happens when one finds him? And who will save him? Fluffy Pewdiepie x Markiplier aka Pewdieplier/Markipewdie in later chapters. Smut in chapter five.

Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle have a private meeting during the Royal Nightmare Night Party.

Danny groaned as he slowly became aware of the world around him. His head throbbed and his body ached. His eyes, clenched shut, slowly fluttered open. He blinked a few times as his eyes adjusted to the light, minimal as it was. The first thing Danny realized was that he was laying face first on cold, hard ground and that stone surrounded him.

Sherlock meets Startrek. The super humans were not the tyrants Starfleet made them out to be, infact they were betrayed. Sherlock, John and their fellow superhumans decide to freeze themselves and wait for a better time. But when Marcus finds the ship Sherlock is forced to work for him until he dares to make an escape. Can he convince Kirk of the truth and save John and the others?

John leaves Sherlock alone for a second and may regret it forever.

When Snape needs help in brewing a parseltongue translating potion he turns to the only non-evil parselmouth he knows... Harry Potter. Who unfortunately is not known for his potions skills. Contains bad language.

Desperate to rid herself of the Ice King and find her Simon again, Marceline seeks a wish from the Time Keeper. But as everyone knows, his wishes are never what they appear. Can she save Simon without destroying herself? Marceline/Simon.

Scout and his string of lovers find themselves at odds with the universe. Warnings for mpreg and porn.

The worlds youngest criminal mastermind attending Hogwarts. Voldemort was nothing compared to Artemis Fowl!

Danny Fenton was not having a good day. It was the first day of school, he had to deal with Walker and his parents, and he managed to stumble into a magical world. After escaping through a portal Danny discovered a new world - a dark, magical world. A world with a different type of danger for him.

Karla Shepard lost everything on Mindoir. She planned to head to Earth to make something of her ruined life, but when the ship crashes on an unknown planet she finds three unlikely mentors – Carolyn Fry, William Johns, and one of the galaxies most dangerous murderers, Richard B. Riddick. One will lead her through a path of deceit, while the others will lead her out of hell.

From the day they met, Q and Picard have pulled and repelled each other like spinning magnets. As far as Picard's concerned, their interactions have been tense, too many, and better off forgotten. But as Picard shows signs of aging, Q begins to hope that they might have something more.

What's your problem?" Shepard demanded, her blue eyes furious. He slammed his Krogan fist into the wall behind her, crushing the debris like he would his opponents, "They. Are. NOT. Worthy." Urdnot Grunt snarled. F/M. Xeno

Harry Potter's luck has run out. When he meets Voldemort in a graveyard during the Triwizard Tournament, he dies. But his body does not stay dead – instead it is reanimated, taken over by the Horcrux no one knew was inside. Written for WorshipDarkLord 2013, a Voldemortcentric Fic Exchange.

Mirage or not, Spock could never resist his Captain. Jim/Spock, (Spirk/Spork/Kock) One-Shot.

POST GAME/MOVIE, SPOILERS ABOUND! Shepard doesn't think she's going crazy when she saw a non-existent child running around. Now she's in a world where superheroes, gods, and monsters exist... maybe she's REALLY going crazy.

Jim hates Spock. Spock doesn't particularly like Jim either, but what happens when one argument changes everything? What happens when the boundaries between love and hate become blurred? Kirk/Spock! Explicit slash/smut! Multi-chapter.

Set sometime after Amok Time. Spock suffers a relapse of Pon Farr, and Kirk is there to help him out. Somewhat established relationship. Kirk/Spock (if it wasn't obvious).

Because Courage has been selfless all this time, it's only proper he has someone, or rather, someones to watch out for him now. ComputerxCouragexKatz; yeah, this is gonna be weird, but AWESOME.

Merasmus did something wrong here… the RED mercs all have inverted personalities! Stuff goes down! Spinoff in the Misadventures of the RED Team series

Imprisoned on the moon, the Princess of Eternal Night passed the time in any way she could, usually plotting her revenge. But when someone else finds their way into her prison, she finds a new way to pass the time, and soon revenge is no longer on top of her list. Now the princess of the night has returned, with a new member of the royal family

In which Tony discovers he has a problem with his social life; i.e., he doesn't have one. Machines are the only thing keeping him sane, but will his obsession eventually cause him to break all human bonds, or simply break down completely? - Could quite possibly turn into some kind of weird slash - Rated because I'm a crazed fanboy and you never know what I might do

Regular life and simple love between a young man and a boy with Hebephrenia. Human characters.

Monsters University FanFic. Hardscrabble has Mike taken somewhere, and Sulley goes after him. But how does he feel about him? Really? SulleyxMike. Oneshot. Don't like, Don't read.

"A roach, Timmy? Are you afraid of a roach?"

mercs hav discoes

Tony Stark: genius, philanthropist, Iron Man. Missing, presumed dead during first Chitauri battle, 2012. Tony Stark: genius, philanthropist, Iron Man. Alive, 2252.

AU! Post 'Sacrifice! Sam and Dean are on acase in Maryland where Hunters are getting killed in increasingly horrific ways. To complicate matters, Sam is dealing with the after-effects of the final trial and he and Dean are accompanied by Charlie Bradbury and a Food Network obsessed Crowley who is determined to be a good guy. Yeah, you heard right. X-over with NBC's 'Hannibal'

This should be rated M, but whatever. There is nothing for the pairing. Basically, Napoleon and Capone are sent to the museum of natural history, and Napoleon is being hunted by a certain Italian mobster. Has a few 1940s slang. Some French and Italian. Cursing, Gay sex, stuff like that. Enjoy. Don't mind this summary, it's better inside. Reviews would be appreciated!

Men will be men, and that's exactly what Jedidiah and Octavius are. Except those instances when those fights turn into something else. Slash. T just in case.

Harry is sorted into Slytherin, and Snape finds out some disturbing information about the boy-who-lived. What happens when Snape discovers Harry's secrets, his talents and his temper? WARNING: Contains mention of neglet/child abuse by the Dursleys

When Muriel entered the hospital Eustace became restless, which struck Courage as odd because he could probably count the amount of times the farmer had shown compassion towards his wife on one paw.

"Midnight an' someone's still playin' god damned classical music? I swear..." Quick Medic/Scout fluff drabble thing cause there's not enough fluff out there for this pairing. Rated T so I don't get yelled at for any brief language.

The transition to heroism after villiany is hard, however even more parilous when your thoughts are swarmed with your assistant. Here's a story of Shego and Drakken fighting villiany, while subsequently fighting feelings for each other. But it turns out another villian has risen, forcing Shego and the Doctor to face their past and their future. Post-Grad. SxD. Rated T for a reason.

Harry wakes up on his 17th birthday to an unusual inheritance, one he can't explain. So he travels, in the hope of finding someone who can explain it. Slash. HP/SS.

After a night of passion with Drakken, Shego runs away like a coward in fear of the morning after. But will she be brave enough to face whatever life throws at her next? AU-ish/DrakkenxShego/RonxKim/rated M for smut!

Timmy Turner is no longer a little boy. Now a rowdy college student, bunking with his long time friend, Mark Chang, he finds himself irrevocably attracted to the alien. YAOI. Timmy/Mark. Oneshot.

Athelstan gives into temptation and allows his masters to show him what pleasure really means.

"I think we should play a game and if I win - if I win, you will stop hiding behind your god and come to our bed." Slash.

Just a Timmy/Vicky drabble

When TJ makes WordGirl realize that her love will never feel the same, she goes into a deep depression, eventually becoming a shell of the girl we all used to know. But eventually, maybe a certain half-rat man will bring her back to her former glory. 2BrainsxWordGirl

Slash. Katz runs into Courage after a period of bad luck.

Hand...s... As in..TWO! How has this happened! Hook is simply overjoyed and Peter is there to help him celebrate! WARNING! THIS STORY IS A YAOI! TWO MALES! SEX! LOTS OF GRAPHIC MALE SEX! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!

Original first part of the story from the author Ephiriokko. Check out my adopted second part of his/her great story "Chilled to the bone". WARNING CONTAINS RAPE, YAOI DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. Please rate and review :p Flames accepted!

During a battle with Skulker, Danny is thrown into the air, only to land in the SHIELD helicarrier. Starts one month before Avengers, no Phantom Planet.

- Rainbow Dash is awfully good at breaking things. However, there are some things she likes in one piece. Pinkie Pie is one of those things. - Just some PinkieDash with a bit of sad in the mix.

Baljeet approaches Buford about the tradition of kissing at midnight on New Years. Takes place during Happy New Year. Bujeet. R&R

After leaving the farm and while the group is searching for a new safe place, Daryl crashes his bike while avoiding a little girl standing alone and alive in the middle of the road. Gen, shameless Daryl whump.

Johnny wakes up from the poor weather only to have Dracula kick his ass. Johnny/Dracula, but it isn't that strongly implied. u 3 u

Civilizations of ages passed. Reliquaries of flourishing cultures. Keepsakes of old souls. Since the dawn of time, such treasures have been lost to a catastrophic cycle that cleanses the world of chaos and decay. Now, as the current stage of life and culture reaches it's zenith, The Cycle Begins Anew. MASS EFFECT/MLP CROSS OVER!

Hook is tired of the monotonous day to day battles with Peter. He decides to stay in bed one day and is interrupted by Peter. WARNING! May be considered shota!

Daryl is having all these really confusing, funny feeling for another member of the group. Another man and a married on at that! How will he deal with something so confusing in a post apocalyptic world? Takes place directly after Season Two finale. Slash, Dimes pairing.

Twilight accidently summons the engineer, and Necromorph slayer, Isaac Clarke into Equestria. Now she and Luna must deal with the armored interloper while they all search for the ponies who seek to ressurect the Marker. Rated - M for gore and language.

Vlad is sick, guess who gets stuck taking care of him.

Slash. Courage x Katz oneshot. It's Valentines's Day, and Courage accompanies Eustace to a new store for Muriel's presents.

Zero replacing Legion. I mean really, they're seriously similar... Should I continue this?

When John wakes up from a coma in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies he is completely lost. That is, until he finds a stranger who seems to know all of the answers. Will John be able to survive this Hell with the help of genius Sherlock Holmes?

Home sweet home, she thought bitterly. This dump sure hasn't changed. A wry smile twitched at her lips. Well… it was still her dump. She supposed it always would be. She surveyed the neighborhood before her as her thoughts wandered. Endsville. It's funny how much can change in a few short years.

Doctor Cox and JD get drunk in the same bar together. You can imagine what happens next. Inappropriate content, gets pretty hot and heavy. Cox/JD

Finn and Jake are doing boring work for Princess Bubblegum, when they receive a strange call from the Ice King. He's lost his magical crown, and only the most awesome heroes of Ooo can help him get it back.

During Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, he makes some discoveries about himself and tries tell his Godfather on his Christmas break. While trying to tell him, other things come out about his life with the Dursleys. With friends and families surrounding Harry, will he begin to heal? Warnings: Mentions of abuse and rape

Inspired by the game Absolute Obedience by Langmaor and a conversation Natty and I had. Conflicted with emotions, an attraction to someone he shouldn't, the platypus agent prayed for the inspiration to find closure. Through the postal service, he has.

Danny is in his last year of high school. He hopes everything goes smoothly, but when a new teacher who seems to strongly dislike him makes his life difficult, things get complicated. It doesn't help that he has a ridiculous crush on the guy.

Johns is getting tired of he and Riddick's cat and mouse game so he devises a plan to bring it to an end. Nothing's ever been able to hold him so normally Riddick's able to play this game all day long, but it's different this time. What happens when the unescapable mercenary catches the uncatchable convict? - Slash

Sometimes it's just easier to kill the monsters inside of you than to love them. Rainbow Dash x Pinkie Pie/Pinkamena. Dark.

She would put him through some repairs, until he was at least somewhat functional again. Just a few repairs—and then maybe she would see if there was something in that mangled casing that was worth forgiving.

"Wide, glazed green eyes met his own icy grey-green and the man felt a tiny smile tug at his lips. Harry Potter was a cute little thing." "Wesker was his DNA. Wesker was the air he breathed, the food he ate, the water he drank. Wesker... Wesker was his everything."

At the verge of Death and a freak accident with a teleporter, Red Scout is transport into the Mass Effect universe, right in the middle of Shepard's first encounter with the Husks on Eden Prime. A bit dark and grim, with some more realism. No pairing decided

Baljeet is finding Buford especially infuriating lately. Buford can feel the tension between them mounting. Will a blast from the past (along with some friendly support from Ferb) give them the confidence to express their feelings? Rated T for language and some mature content.

The Ed's are going to Hogwarts, and they're happy to be going together. But they don't know what they'll do when they're each Sorted into different Houses.

Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.

Dr. Cox?" Asked a surprised voice. Dr. Cox was standing in what looked like a high school hallway, surrounded on both sides by beat up green lockers. He swung around to face JD, who looked dumbfounded. "Dr. Cox, what are you doing in my dream?" This is dumb and sort of sad.

In which Mordecai sees Benson's apartment for the first time and situational comedy-esque cockblocking occurs.

Written for a challenge on KSArchive. Write the hottest alien sex scene in less than 1000 words. Basically PWP. Spock/Kirk. Please Review!

(Modern AU) With her father grooming her for the future succession of his company, heiress Marceline Abadeer seeks an escape within the University's music club, founded by the campus's resident clown and archeologist-in-training, one Simon Petrikov himself. When the two grow closer than previously anticipated, will Marceline forsake everything for the man she loves?

Perryshmirtz. A modern love potion, used to fuel an inator, spills on Perry in the presence of Doofenshmirtz and Perry becomes feral for him.

Kirk gets Valentines from a mysterious and unlikely admirer. Kirk/Spock

When Q loses his powers while in the form of a small child, it isn't exactly a pleasant experience for him or the Enterprise crew.

Shego leads a second more secretive life that Drakken is unaware of. One night Drakken decides to hit a club instead of the usual karaoke scene, without Shego there's no fun in it, and he's shocked at what he discovers.

Chell finally has her so longed freedom. But as she passes out on the wheat field next to a street, a man in overalls takes her to shelter. What she doesn't know, just how violent the place is. [DISCONTINUED, GOMEN. I just lost interest in this one.]

(Lich AU) After the perilous battle with the devious Lich, Simon is freed from within the accursed crown and immediately rushed to the Royal Candy Hospital. While Finn and Jake offer their condolences, who else might have given their heartfelt apology to the once-algid antiquarian?

Kirk forces himself into a confrontation with Spock. Being in the Vulcan's private room leads to desirably unexpected consequences. Can Kirk resist? Will Spock allow him to? M/M Slash

A money scheme from Mr. Krabs causes Spongebob and squidward to be sentenced to jail. How will they survive locked up together ? (Not dropped!)

Perry never really cared about his birthday. To him, it was just another day, and the birthdays of his family and friends were more important. But this year, Perry gets a bit of a birthday surprise from a certain evil scientist, but really, it's no surprise at all. Mild Perryshmirtz, mostly fluff. Oneshot. Enjoy!

"Never go into the woods." They said, "or he will get you.". Rated "M" for final chapter.

The Nasty Burger finally died, taking Danny's friends and family with it. He's forced to live with Vlad and try to gain back his will to live and love. What will Danny do with Pools, Anger, Stew, Kisses, and things that go bump in the night?

Harry is upset and angry at Professor Lupin leaving at the end of Third year and he blames Snape. After all, Snape's the one who told the Slytherin's about him being a werewolf. So, he decided to confront his Potion's teacher, to demand an explanation. And surprisingly, Snape tells him exactly why he did what he did and it is for reasons Harry never expected.

A total rewrite of the movie, the way I would do it.

Drakken takes Shego up to the roof to show her a meteor shower. While they get comfortable, things start to heat up. xD oneshot: after graduation

"I am in love with Dr.Doofenshmirtz" Perry was shocked by the realization. Then, after ten seconds he decided being in a shock was unproductive and got over it. But what was he going to do about this? Perryshmirtz, but sort of light

Mild J/K slash—if you don't like, don't read. K returns from an off-world mission a new man, and shows J some of his new tricks. Written for smallfandomfest prompt: "Traditional Arquillian greeting," K shrugged, straight-faced.

It wasn't the first time that some one had attempted to slip something extra into his food or drink. However harry may find himself wishing that it had been a lethal poison. Slash Sev/Har This is a two shot. Complete. Looking for beta to go over it.

Just a few weeks after his name came out the Goblet, Harry's at his lowest when an impossible creature offers him a... direction.

Even when he's sick Perry can't seem to get a day off from fighting evil. But with a nemesis like Doofenshmirtz, being sick isn't that bad. It actually makes for a pretty nice day. PerryxDoof fluff/friendship/frienemies. Oneshot.

Better summary inside. Arthur's family takes in a foster child. Ratburn/OFC in the future.

Set in the Channel Chasers future, Vicky the dictator finally corners an old friend. Only the meeting doesn't go as she had hoped.

Twilight contemplates the past and memories of her mentor. Twilestia friendship/ship.

On the eve of the final battle, Snape finds Harry alone...and one moment changes everything. HP/SS. The very first story I ever wrote! UPDATE: This story is currently undergoing edits but is COMPLETE!

What happens when Artemis discovers that Holly has kept secret the existence of another type of Mud-Man? Well, Severus Snape, for one thing. And Artemis has to learn how to handle his new classes at a new school. COMPLETE

Slash. On an errand for Eustace, Courage finds himself stuck with Katz.

Back by popular demand! Artemis's feelings for Holly are exposed in his bold actions. How will Holly respond, and what will become of their future? Is it possible for a human to be with a fairy? Rated M for serious lemons.

Mandy becomes Best Friends Forever with the Grim Reaper...but this Reaper is more than he seems... Heavily inspired by Bleedman's webcomic, 'Grim Tales from Down Below.' Concepts borrowed from Terry Pratchet's 'Discworld' novels.

In the back of his head all he thinks is, she is not a princess, she is not a princes.

Set in a reality where Harry was left to a muggle orphanage as a means of protection before his parents died. However he wasn't there long, he adopted a false name and grew up in much better circumstances. What will happen when he arrives in Britain?

First fan fiction ever, be gentle. One shot, Severus Snape finds a boy performing magic in the street and takes him into his house.

When Chuck is held back from Earth on Planet 51 for a whole year, him and Lem start a condemned relationship that can only end in disaster.

The threat of losing Bill causes Zoey to think about her feelings for the old war veteran. Rated T for safety.

The leaders have yet again pissed off Larry, but this time the watchman has a perfect way to teach them a lesson. Slash guys!

31 drabbles for the month of May. Harry has become a little obsessed with a certain Potions Master...

FemShep/Javik - Mass Kink Prompt. To get information out of beacon they have to dance - but what if it leads to other things? One Shot.

Harry, delirious from using the Blood Quill during detention with Umbridge, is found by Snape. What will the Potions Master do? Oneshot. No slash.

I'll come up with a more interesting name soon, I promise. This is a Snarry oneshot with smut. Rated mature for a reason. Read at your discretion. I might add a little more later to expand upon the potion idea so that it is a bit more clear.

Timmy's not the only one who's had a bad Valentine's day. One shot

Snape loses something dear to him; Harry finds something interesting when it falls out of his teachers pocket. What will happen when Snape finds his missing object; In Harry's hands? Read & find out!

After a long shift, Jim settles for spending a lonely night on the Bridge. That is, until Spock comes along and gives him the best night of his life. PWP and established Spirk.

Doofenshmirtz is a villager down on his luck when he signs up for a contest. All he has to do is make the king laugh. Easy, right? AU, slash, Perry/Doof, mature audiences only.

Snape hates Valentine's Day. "I looked up to her worried eyes and sighed, 'Maybe getting him something today was a bad idea after all,' I mumbled. All the witch could do was sigh and pat my arm lightly.

Jim discovers fan fiction. He is pleasantly surprised. Slash- boy smex. Don't like? eh... too bad for you. M for Kirk/Spock slash. NOW with a shiny new EPILOGUE!

Shego is sick of dealing with the henchmen's vices. What is she to do when she is told to sympathize?

This is a twoshot what if fiction. What if, one fairy voted for Foop to be class president? And what if that fairy was Poof?

In the aftermath of Discord, Equestria becomes accessible to the universe as a whole. When the USS Enterprise stumbles upon them, can they protect this land from a universe far rougher than they are ready for?

Fanboy finally gets his heart's desire in the middle of the classroom as he and Kyle learn a very sticky subject.

Samurai Jack finds his way to a strange land that holds an ancient secret. There, he and the native ponies must fight together in a battle for the fate of the world.

I know a lot of people do the whole thing with Perry becoming a human and falling for Doof or whatever but for this one, I've got a few twists to the normality of it. PerryxDoof mostly with slight Phinbella and Ferbnessa. Rated T for bad humor.

The reservations had been made, the tickets were in his wallet, he was wearing his best, cleanest lab coat and everything was right on schedule. ...This year was going to be different. Oneshot. Perryshmirtz fluff with hints of other pairings.

The long awaited sequel to 'What I Always Wanted'. Danny has always wanted to be in space, and he finally is...but the cost is high. He has watched everything he loved fade and die over the centuries. Can he make a new place for himself in Starfleet?

Scout isn't immune to everything. Medic is happy to prove some professional assistance.

Medic does a medical check-up on Scout in his own way.

Takes place after the movie T2. After John saw his Terminator sacrifice himself, he feels he will never be able to cope with the depression that weighs on his shoulders. But what if John has another chance,to meet the T-800 once again.. first fanfic!

23rd century AU, mock-ksadvent 2011 fic. While driving back from a conference on Christmas Eve, interplanetary law firm associates Kirk and Spock are forced off the road by a blizzard. Or, the 2/3 plot abandoned for 1/3 porn Christmas story.

Mistletoe is an easy way to get that one kiss. unless your love loves someone else and is using mistletoe to get that one kiss, thats not from you.

"You've never had sex," Kirk said, wide-eyed and surprised. He was sure the half Vulcan had been laid before. I mean, he was a cute guy, he had to admit. Spock was too scared to even deny the accusation. "P-please don't t-tell anyone," he whispered

Okay, this time this is really posted as a followup to the other P&F fics of me. But as there probably will be some more chapters, this is not a standalone! And I will ad further chapters here. M for later chapters and swearing. slash

-Reposted because people asked me to- Kyle is desperate to know how that ring trick works. So desperate that he is willing to do anything to wriggle the secret out of Fanboy. And I do mean anything.

Chell's adventures continue and she finds herself in the middle of a war between two rival companies. A fanfic that runs on valve time.

follow up to ma two other Perryshmirtz stories. Could be read alone too. M for you-know-what

A change of clothes and a pumpkin help to bring delight to Jedediah and Octavius on Halloween night. Slash.

An almost sequel to Rocket Scientist... rating just to be safe.

A little one shot prompted by a dream I had. Severus x Harry.

After being named the Heir of Slytherin, Harry falls sick after staying out in the rain for too long. Someone grudgingly decides take care of him and it's someone Harry never imagined would do such a thing: Snape. What'll happen between them as time pass?

Stealing magic was forbidden, unless you are Artemis Fowl that is. After missing for 3 years in the real world, Artemis returns from Hybras and finds a letter to a magical school addressed to him? What in the world? Fifth year OOTP, Pre-Time Paradox

Why was that boy smiling at him so much? Could it be that he didn't hate him as much as he thought?

Takes place after the defeat of crocodile when the crew gets R&R in King Cobra's palace in Alabarna. The hot spring scene. Lemons. ZoLu

Chapter Two Edited! Dr. Drakken accidently sprays himself with an advanced form of Viagra. He tries to stay away from Shego but she doesn't make it easy for him. PostGrad.

Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots

Word Girl, now Word Woman, returns to Fair City after 15 years and Dr. Two-Brains quickly realizes she is the only superhero worthy to call herself his enemy, as well as the only one capable of stealing his heart. TBxadult!WG romance, one shot.

Perry goes to defeat Doofenshmirtz but the summer storm shakes him up. What the heck will Perry do? ;

Finn rescues an unexpected victim.

The crew of the USS Enterprise, during a lull in their adventures, comes across an artifact of Earth's past. What secrets does it hold, and what dangers?

This was, in truth, my first ever fanfiction written, and I have decided to upload it now. Yes it is Mordecai/Benson and lemons will be promised. NO KIDS ALLOWED! What do you get when crossing a drunk gumball machine and a helpful bluejay?

Jim and Spock accidentally eat an alien aphrodisiac. What happens next takes a bit of getting used to. Kirk/Spock, M for a reason. Don't like, don't read.

Jim finally has Spock where he wants him. But not even his wildest fantasies could prepare him for this.

Voldemort wants to try something different. AVPM inspired. Set after AVPM. Quirellmort! Oneshot.

Jim and Spock have an encounter on a holodeck that leads to something more... private. Kirk/Spock pairing, M for a reason. This means slash, people. Don't like, don't read. :

JD compliments Dr Cox's shirt...in the most awkward way possible. JD/Perry SLASH CRACK DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ

In 1965, nine mercenaries are frozen so that they can save the future. 220 years later, one very specific person thaws them out. Now, these lunatics may be all that stands between Humanity, and the greatest threat of our brief existence.

The heat was unbearable. It was smothering him, choking him-caressing him. How could something so simple be so passionate and overwhelming? And when did he become the center of the universe? Q/P. Currently PWP. Room for plot development with som RxR.

Chuck is instructed to return to Planet 51. He is sent with three other scientists to record date and make friendly trade relations. But he's going back for one person, but does that person want him back?

The Order of the Phoenix and dumbledore's army watch AVPM! Rated T for language.

Beautiful.

Nothing beats the heat of the day like a glass of ice cold of lemonade! Served with a side of lemons wink wink. Things just got even hotter! ZoroXLuffy hard yaoi, or at least an attempt at it. Don't like don't read.

While making a delivery, Spongebob and Squidward's bus mistakenly crashes into the barren town of Rock Bottom. All alone, trapped in a town with nobody of their native language, how will the two be able to escape? Squidbob slash.

...Leave. See title. I mean it on the rating folks. This PWP has ALL OF THE KINKS.

WARNING! SLASH. BL. YAOI. ::Chuck/Lem:: Chuck decides to stay on Planet 51 to study and learn from this alien species. Who knew that doing so would bring about a love that was never planned, nor expected. DISCLAIMER:I do not OWN any of these characters.

Mr. Spock eats a lollipop. Crack. Implied K/S. M for language and an extremely suggestive situation.

After not seeing Squidward come out of his house for a week, Spongebob decides to visit him to see what's wrong. Sponge/Squid fluffy slash. Oneshot.

Squidward wonders if sea sponges go through puberty, but before he can find out, Spongebob creates an existential nightmare.

After his house is destroyed by Spongebob once again, Squidward lets all of his rage out on the poor thing. Finally Spongebob asked him a very deep question that makes the octopus think. One-sided Sponge/Squid

Squidward gets an opportunity to enter his paintings in an art contest! But when he gets turned down, he feels absolutely worthless. Little does he know that his next door neighbor, Spongebob, thinks he's anything but that. Sponge/Squid love fic.

Boone had thought he'd lost everything and then The Courier had stepped into his life and flipped his world upside down. As they battled through the Mojave together he was left with feelings that he didn't quite know what to do with. *SLASH*

SEQUEL TO DAZZLING LIGHT! Lem and Chuck head back to planet Earth, where things get a bit more interesting and their relationship is put to the test. Rated M for a reason!

Artemis Sherlock crossover from an idea provided by Aji xybolic . Artemis is Sherlock and John's son. Definitely contains slash as well as Artemis/Holly. This is currently only a one shot as I have no other ideas to continue it.

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

Harry/Snape. It's something everyone needs sometimes, whether you're a specky, scrawny git or a sallow-faced, hook-nosed man with a sour expression. Not epilogue compliant, not in the least. Note: I don't own these characters.

Magic doesn't exist. Or does it? Danny finds the hard way that it does, and it was painful. The foreign exchange student from America intrigues Harry, why does he act the way he does? Something's off, if his instincts are right, You-Know-Who may know.

Yet another night of boredum for Bender and Fry leads to a few minutes of torture for Fry that he'll never forget.

Rome is peppered with arches. Octavius preferred the one of flesh and bone to those made of immaculate marble. Jed x Octy slash if it wasn't already clear.

This is the original story. luffy falls overboard ad Zoro is the one to save him but the ship has been washed to sea. They end up spending time alone on an island and some unexpected things begin to happen...Rated M MA for a reason, YAOI CONTENT!

Sometimes good by itself cannot defeat darkness, and sometimes it is necessary to fight evil with evil in order to save the world. Jack discovers this and more in his tenuous alliance with Aku. AkuJack Warning: violence

Hattie has to testify at Lockhart's trial that may send him to Azkaban, and Neville is determined that Sirius Black escaped to get him at Hogwarts, considering his parents are the ones who put Sirius there. Also, Quirrell is back on the loose!

Chuck/Lem story. Chuck returns, which is the premise of all these stories, right? Lem finds he has more feelings than he realized for him. Lemony. COMPLETET - FINAL CHAPTER UP.

A Fry/Bender from Nibbler's POV. I hope this is something new, I certainly found the idea interesting! Nibbler knows how Bender feels, and tries to help Fry see it. I'm back in my element- 1st person! I'll also continue my other Fender fic, never fret .

Jed x Octy. Jed wants to show off his rope tricks to his favorite Roman general. Octavius ends up teaching him some far better ones. M for implications and shameless tiny-man-love.

Doofenshmirtz family reunion, and Perry's being forced to tag along. But after an act by Roger, they come to realize that they've been more than frenemies for a while. Perryshmirtz oneshot.

Anti-Cosmo and Cosmo both yearn for a certain boy's affections. But, their love for the boy is so different, that he must pick between the two. Love or Lust.

Companion piece to 'Introduce a Little Anarchy'. Danny is captured and brought to Walker, who decides the boy needs a harsher brand of 'punishment' to get him to obey order. Implied non-con.

Slash. Danny has a run-in with Walker again, and decides that the prudent prison warden could use a little anarchy.

Q never got his powers back after Deja Q, and now has to adjust to having a human sexuality. But his understanding of human history leaves him terrified of admitting that he's in love with Picard. Unrequited Picard/Q, platonic Data and Q friendship.

Harry is determined to discover the identity of his Half-Blood Prince, but when he does, he finds that he's just as obsessed with the man as he ever was with his text book.

When House is put in charge of diagnosing a girlwho doesn't have a heartbeat, he starts to get into a big mess, and wonders if there really is life after death. Note: Funny Epilogue at the end. Check it out!

Vlad Masters and Opal Kobi. Working together. Need I say more? T for stuff in later chapters. R&R PLEASE! No flames. It's my first story, so I want critisicem TO A DEGREE.

J.D. finds himself tied up in the Janitor's closet. With J.D. trying to escape on his own, the Janitor decides to help him out of the closet. Slash. J.D./Janitor. One-shot drabble. No flames please.

Lem wished on a wishing star, would his wish come true?

Doofinshmirtz and Perry find themselve's at Doofinshmirtz Evil Incorporated looking at each other in new ways after a strange experience...short drabble. Doof x Perry XD

Something messed up with Hook's head and now the flying brat torments him even in his dreams. Warning: Adult/Preteen relationship, Slash.

A Soldier and You story...cause I'm weird

Lem misses Chuck. What's a guy to do? ChuckxLem. R&R PWEASE! rated T just ta be safe

Love between a male and a female is one thing. Love between a manbot and a fembot is another. But a one-sided love that a manbot harbors for his human male companion is something else entirely Fender SLASH.

Perry and JD have to much too drink and one thing leads to another. CoxJD - Explicit

Quirinus Quirrel had always been a cowardly man, never able to say no. And then he became dearly attached to Voldemort... Pun intended. A Very Potter Musical-Book-hybrid, will eventually contain Voldemort/Quirrell, because it's totally awesome.

For all those slash fans out there who just don't seem to know how a sponge and an octopus could do it.

Leonardo comes to discover more about himself and his most antagonistic brother as he helps Raphael recover from an injury. Slash. Challenge fic. COMPLETE.

Last week Picard snapped and humiliated Q in front of the bridge crew. Now Q is looking for payback. SLASH, darkfic, elements of noncon or dubcon, you take your pick. This is not my usual Picard or my usual Q. Be forewarned.

Cox/JD: Turk and J.D make a bet involving a nurses dress, J.D and a very satisfied Perry. Pay up Turk. Lemon.

An unusual turn of events when the explosion takes place before anybody steps into the classroom. Slash. Pairing not stated, though the observant ones of you will know it before it happens.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Not to give away a spoiler, but this is my version of a certain something referenced at the end of the episode, "The Secret Box."

The long awaited sequel to Hunter has begun! Now mates, Little Fighter and Garv return to the Predator homeworld to begin a new life together. However, not all are accepting of LF's new position. Desperate for respect, honor, and the clan's acceptance she

Teddy Lupin knows just what will make Harry's holiday better.

Okay. A drabblish oneshot on the Courage X Katz pairing, so that means slash. Courage muses over his and Katz's differences. No Like, no read.

Well it's about Zoro and Luffy battling each other with hugs kisses until... Well you know certain things start to happen that Im not going to tell you until you read so here... Please read and review... Thank You...

[COMPLETE] Harry decides he likes how Snape looks when he blushes and is determined to make it happen again. SLASH. HPSS. Tittle says it all. R&R [This a sexual story between teacher and student. If you can't handle it, don't read.]

From a distance she saw the tall, thin figures clad in black and crowded around a casket crying just for show. Everyone had known her first kiss would be in a graveyard. GrimxMandy. Oneshot.

The Janitor wants a certain doctor. And he'll do whatever it takes to prove it. JDJanitor

Abandon hope all ye who enter here! A GrimMandy Romance set against a backdrop of Dante Alighieri's version of Hell with twists of Greek mythology scattered throughout.

Sokka loves his sister, and cannot deny his feelings. He decides to risk revealing them to her...

This tome occurs at a point in time following the end of JTPH 3. Unlike Her Final Decision, this story will be longer and more in depth.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

If emotions were nothing but pawns then she would use them to fullfill her purpose.

Slash! Harry and Severus. Harry meddles with time for love. A tragic romantic comedy with a happy ending featuring young Severus Snape, potions, time travel, Volde's downfall, and kisses that conquer death. Very short but a lot happens!

Slash. SSHP. A humorous take on a ‘cliché’ fic idea. Harry is just about to graduate from Hogwarts, and there are some things that Severus DOESN'T want to get off his chest. Unfortunately, he doesn’t get much of a choice.

After Aku spares Jack's life, even against his better judgement, he is forced to concede that something is amiss. A one shot, Aku-centric fic. Sweet in a twisted and morbid kind of way.

You're more than my godson. You're more to me than my godfather. I love you more than life. You're the only person I could ever love. *Slash*

Voldemort is up to something new. Sending our hero's trough time? Harry Potter/Star Trek:The Next Generation cross-over.

A nice Lucius/Arthur slash, starting off with Arthur trying to raid Malfoy Manor. A lot of intersting scenes... co-writen with BRC, please review

If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.