Killuminator
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Joined 06-01-11, id: 2952824, Profile Updated: 07-21-15
Author has written 16 stories for Gintama, Bleach, Highschool of the Dead, Halo, Familiar of Zero, Rosario + Vampire, Metal Gear, Gears of War, Mario, To Love-Ru, Mass Effect, Harry Potter, Beelzebub/べるぜバブ, Darksiders, Deadpool, Prototype, and Team Fortress 2.

Hello my faithful minions, I mean, readers.

It's a me, Killuminator.

It's been a very long time since I've been able to write, couple with a few reasons such as balancing between work, home, my sick father and it's also my last 2 years of college and trying to find work to pay off the debts.
To make it short, I don't think I'll be able to write now and in the near future. After a few years when I've settled down, I'll promise I'll pick up the slack again but for now I don't think I can make it.
I know you are disappointed, and so do I. But life is hard, and I have to set my hobby aside to focus on what's important to me right now, and sadly my hobby is secondary.
I am very sorry about this inconvenience and to all of you who were hoping for the next chapters of the stories you wished to continue. I also apologize for not making this statement earlier and left you all waiting, but I was too busy.

I hope you could forgive for this, and when I return to FF Net, I'll let you know.
Have a fine day, and keep on reading.

Signed,

Killuminator
15th July 2014


Name : You can call me Kuro

Age : Legal enough to do anything I wanted.

Hobbies : Watching animes and manga. Writing fics. Listen to my music. Playing with weapons.

Status : Alive, Single, Armed and Dangerous. Some would call me a lunatic.

About myself : Just a regular fanboy with totally no shame at all. I'm not really into yaoi and shounenai, but I approve them when it is funny and involves people I deem to be indeed gay, such as Aizen and Dordonnini. I'm your regular freak, if you can call it normal. As said above I like anime and watch them a lot.

Things I like : Bleach, Gintama, One Piece, Rosario Vampire, Deadpool, yuri manga, super mega awesome terrifying vampire ( aka Alucard ), horror movies, ecchi manga/anime, melee weapons, Zombies and many more, but I'm too lazy too write/type down.

Things I hate : Naruto ( a total disgrace to all ninjas, no offense to Naruto fans, but this is my opinion ), Twilight ( all sparkling vampires must be shot in the head ), Pokemon ( I used to think this stuff was the $h!t, but now I'm very disappointed ), giving money to someone I don't know or care for, making homework unless necessary.

Wanna contact me ? : My e-mail is bagman_2009@.


Favorite Quotes of All Times


A haiku, by Deadpool : I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat ? Deadpool

I'm really good at killing. You might say it's my specialty. That and ballroom dancing. But guess which one I can actually make a living at. Deadpool

All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do. Deadpool, before being officially Deadpool

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. V

I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot. V

Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. V

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.
[translates] By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe. V

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. V

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people. V

No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded. V

He used to say that artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up. Evey Hammond

My vengeance ends now. Kratos

Hope is what makes us strong. It is why we are here. It's what we fight with when all else is lost. Pandora

I like stories with a happy end. Samael

It is not Death that you should fear. War

Did I give you permission to bitch, soldier? Marine Sergeant

Okay, purple hearts for everybody! Marine

I wonder if those aliens have insurance? Marine

This reminds me of the time I got herpes. Marine

Hey, you're the perfect height... to kiss my ass! Marine

Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two stick and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines! Sergeant Johnson

Hey, man, if I get injured, be sure to give me lots of drugs! Marine

Hey, Do you know how to turn on the windshield wipers? Marine

Heh! I ran out of grenades and accidently threw my lunch. It's true! Marine

Sir. Finishing this fight. Master Chief

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Still Not A Hero by Soleneus reviews
or Hero 2:Hero Harder I've spent three years preparing for Saren and Sovereign, and now it's time to put the first of my plans into action. All of which involve me, fighting in war. A war against a murderous alien intelligence. A war against impossible odds. A war I put myself right in the middle of...on purpose...I wonder what sanity's like? It must be nice, but it sounds boring.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 307,426 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 1/17/2015 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, U. Wrex, OC - Complete
Mass Emile by Ranschaj reviews
Emile survives the two zealots at the end of Reach, and after surviving Covenant onslaught, finds himself in the ME universe. Kick-ass picture is thanks to freejimmy on deviantart
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,983 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 4/15/2017 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Emile-A239/Noble Four
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6115 - Favs: 8,331 - Follows: 6,261 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Ascension by Ulstem reviews
The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 141,467 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., J. Garson - Complete
What! My fiance's a Vampire? by p17oyDONju9n reviews
Akasha and Isshin who were best friends have long ago decided that in order for their families to be closer, they have promised their first born children to each other. The childhood sweet hearts meet years later and ends up having a love/hate relationship. Through petty jealousies and shenanigans will the 2 of them be able to stand each other long enough to make it to the altar?
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 113,382 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Ichigo K., Moka A.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7774 - Favs: 15,464 - Follows: 9,486 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
High School for the Certifiably Insane by SW4G M4N reviews
A Borderlands AU story. Lilith and her life-long friend are sentenced to a juvenile prison, run by the tyrant Handsome Jack. Follow her and the Crimson Raiders prison gang as they try to survive their time in the most dangerous prison in the galaxy. Has characters from Borderlands 1 and 2. The pairings are RolandxLilith, MordecaixMoxxi, and AxtonxMaya.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,847 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Lilith, Roland - Complete
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - J. Garson, Alex M./Zeus - Complete
The Left Hand of the Death God by Farmer Kyle reviews
Gandalfr; The Left Hand of God; This was the familiar protecter of the Founder Brimir. A master of weapons that would take on armies to protect its master. Who better for such a role then someone whose very name means 'one who protects?
Crossover - Bleach & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,773 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ichigo K., Louise
The Most Feared Being by Emihn reviews
The Doctor finds himself stranded in a strange town called Silent Hill, and must face his guilt, actions, and true nature if he wants to get out alive.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 8,989 - Follows: 2,497 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Harry Potter and the Quotes & Speeches of Hogwarts
So, after the Inglorious Muggleborn thing, I decided to make a whole new stories containing nothing but speeches from games or movies or books, altered to fit into the Hogwarts universe. The result is this piece of abomination here. Read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,288 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 7/20/2015
Inglorious Muggleborns reviews
I got bored, so I used Lieutenant Aldo Raine speech, tweak it a little to fit in the Harry Potter universe and here we go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Zero Fortress reviews
Do you have any idea, any idea what this fic is about ? Basically, kind of a big deal. Grass grows, birds fly, brother, I write FanFic. If you were from where I was from, you should have done this long ago. But seriously, just read the fic. It's about Louise summoning a character from TF2 each chapter.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/16/2012
Mass Fortress reviews
At the verge of Death and a freak accident with a teleporter, Red Scout is transport into the Mass Effect universe, right in the middle of Shepard's first encounter with the Husks on Eden Prime. A bit dark and grim, with some more realism. No pairing decided
Crossover - Mass Effect & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Scout
HOTD Europe Edition reviews
As the epidemic spread across the globe, a group of survivors from a high school in Holland try to survives the apocalypse, as long as possible trying to find out what happened. I was one of them. This is my story.
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011
One hell of a ride reviews
Instead of Zaeed, Sheppard gets in contact with a legendary mercenary in a red suit. Collectors are the least of his problems now. Mass Effect 2 timeline obviously.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012
Black Darkness reviews
After the nuclear strike Alex Mercer reformed and drifted ashore a Japanese city. Here he met another girl with the same powers as he. Here began his new life. No Pairing between Yami x Alex. Possible Alex x Mikado.
Crossover - To Love-Ru & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Yami/Golden Darkness, Alex M./Zeus
1337 0f 2er0 reviews
You know him. The first of the Spartan II. Spartan 1337. Also so known as the Failure. So what if he become a hero in a different universe ?
Crossover - Halo & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,456 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011
A Sad Truth reviews
The true story of Luigi after he returned from Mushroom Kingdom. It's a sad story of mine. Based upon an artwork I saw.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Luigi - Complete
The Lightning of Halkeginia reviews
Fighting was all he knew. It was his life, his purpose, all he was created for. And once again he took up his blade to fight another war, only for another world.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Raiden, Tiffania
Gear of Zero reviews
I thought I died. That's the fate of the Carmines after all. But still, somehow I end up here, a place calls Halkeginia. Here is my story.
Crossover - Gears of War & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - C. Carmine
King of Beasts reviews
A little take that differs from MGS4. A chance, a fight, a meeting which results in the change of events. Two people, two different factions, so different yet so much alike. Could the beauty bring happiness to the beast ?
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Raiden - Complete
Summoned to Protect reviews
The End War is finally over, but Fate and the Almighty One had different plan with the Second Horseman, also known as War.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Darksiders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011
Deadpool to Vampire reviews
Deadpool got hired by Mikogami to protect the school from Fairy Tail. Come and see how the school survive the threat of Fairy Tail, if they could survive Deadpool's insanity first.
Crossover - Rosario + Vampire & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011
Kurosaki Beelzebub reviews
His life had always been hectic and chaotic as it possibly can be. He had fought countless enemies, died several times, and been to Hell and back. But what shall happen when he had to face a new challenge, in the form of a child. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS, WILL BE RESUMED LATER
Crossover - Bleach & Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,814 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Ichigo K., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Gin's Dirty Talk Time reviews
Gin and Otose have been close to each other, much like a mother and son relationship. So it's reasonable for Gin to talk to Otose about everything, even the dirtiest secrets.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Gintoki S., Tsukuyo - Complete