Ok, I know I should be working on my other story, but had to get this out of my head. This is just a quick one shot that meant to be funny. If you like it Review. If you don't like it Review(I love critics). Finally if you enjoyed this shot story than pleas may I ask that you look at "Remembrance" which is my main story. Please and thank you.

Anyway I do not own Danny Phantom or the Harry Potter series. Enjoy.

When odd things happen, sometimes it's best to just shrug and move on. You might save your sanity that way. - Me

Danny quickly figured that fighting in a airplane isn't the funnest things in the world. The space was way too tight to be able to dodge the GIW ecto-beams adequately. He would faze through the flying metal death trap and fly home if he could, in fact he wanted to. The only thing keeping him from doing so were the 'specter suppressant' hand cuffs they forced him to ware. Those stupid things prevented him from using the majority of his powers.

"Give up Ghost kid! Just quietly get back into the containment unit and we wont hurt you!" shouted one of the agents as he continued to fire at Danny's hiding place.

"Then why are you still shooting!?" Danny asked peeking over his battered cover, he would later be thankful that it was made of metal and not cushion. "And no. I would rather not get back into the cage. Do you know how long it took me to get out?"

That comment was met with more blasts from the agents. Danny knew that he needed to get out of these cuff or he was going to be captured again, or blasted into a green stain on the walls. Twisting and turning trying to break the links or slip out didn't seem to work, yet what else could he do. Suddenly a stray blast streaked past he ear hit a mirror on the far wall opposite of him, and came back towards him.

With out thinking Danny raised his arms to try to ward off the incoming attack, only for the would be attack to hit his restraints. One of the hand cuffs broke and came undone, freeing one of his hands.

Danny could only stare, caught completely off guard by the absurd amounts of luck that event just needed. He was about to shout out in victory when one of the agent said "Did I get him?" That made him pause and see that surprise would be best here. And people call him clueless. As the blast came to a halt Danny ran though his powers to see if he could use any of them.

With a effort of will he called Green flame like energy to his hand. Ghost energy manipulation: check. Concentrating, Danny body flickered: no Invisibility. Reaching for the cold at his core Danny created a small Ice cube: Ice powers ok. Danny tried to faze the other cuff off of his hand, but nothing happened: so intangibility didn't come back ether.

Danny's ears perked as he heard the foot steps of incoming agents coming to recapture him. With out hesitating Danny let out a yell and rushed ramming into one of them. The poor guy was smaller than the average GIW agent so he would have toppled even if Danny was a normal human, but he ended up flying back down to the other side of the plane. Danny gave a silent yip of joy as he checked super strength on the powers he still had.

Not stopping of a instant Danny ran to the nearest door on the plane. Without wasting a second he kicked the door open and jumped into the open air. Danny turned to see what they would do. The airplane continued to fly where ever it was going. Apparently they didn't have a means to recapture him, not that he was complaining.

Danny was free. He was only captured for a few hours but it was some of the most frightening hours of his life, not including some of his more harrowing adventures. With that final thought Danny turned to fly to home, or someplace where he could figure out which way home is. The only problem was that he was still falling. The cuffs didn't allow him to fly!

"Oh crud!" Danny screamed as he continued to plummet towards the earth. Franticly Danny tried to get the other cuff off. Yanking and pulling, twisting and turning. The thing wouldn't come off, and Danny was getting more desperate as the ground grew closer. Finally remembering how he got out of the other one, he began to try to blast it off. Firing a ecto-beam from his finger trying to get the cuff to let go of his wrist.

Finally the cuff came loss freeing his powers completely. Danny would have laughed with elation and flown away, if he didn't hit the ground a moment later.

It was a uncharacteristically bright and warm day on the grounds of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and the students were taking this as a chance to relax for the weekend. One Harry Potter was no different, even if the stresses in his life are more than the average Wizard. Days like this, he could almost forget that Voldemort was back, that he killed Cedric, that everyone and their mother thinks he's mad. That the ministry sent a giant pink toad woman to keep Hogwarts in line by not teaching them anything, and having people write lines with their own blood.

Harry could almost forget all of that. Almost. He knew he had to go back to worrying about that soon, but for now it was better to relax with is two best friends.

"You know, you two should be trying to get some of your homework done early for a change. Instead of rushing the last minute like always." said Hermione looking up from a book she brought.

"We'll do it later. Right now is just too perfect to ruin with school stuff. Its warm and relaxing. Wouldn't be able to stay awake through the History of Magic work anyway." replied Ron, siting up from where he was laying on the grass.

"Ron's right Hermione. For now we should relax, unless you want to get like you were by the end of third year?" added Harry who just tried to relax and sink farther into the grass.

"Well, the weather is nice." replied Hermione who was also enjoying the nice weather. Harry just grinned enjoying the quiet. Looking into the sky he noticed a odd shape fly through the sky.

"Huh. I don't think I've ever seen a airplane fly over Hogwarts." Harry commented upon realizing what the shape was.

"A air-o-what?" asked Ron unfamiliar with the term.

"Muggle transportation." Hermione replied automatically "Well one would think they fly over the school often enough. They wouldn't notice anything anyway." Hermione said to Harry.

"Why not?" asked Harry.

"The wards around the castile. They make the place just look like a old ruin to Muggles. I thought I explained this to you already."

"Umm." was Harry's intelligent reply prompting Hermione to just sigh in defeat.

Suddenly Ron spoke up " Hey, do you hear that?"

"Hear wh-" Harry could hear it to "What is that?"

Looking around Hermione provided "Sounds like someone screaming, or yelling perhaps. But where is it coming from?" The Golden Trio continued to look around, Harry reaching for his wand ready for a fight.

Suddenly something crashed to the ground in front of the group causing them to jump back in fright. "What the bloody hell was that?" asked Ron.

The answer came when the dust settled reviling a person laying face down in the small hole caused by the fall. "Oh my God! It's a person. I'll go get a teacher!" exclaimed Hermione as she rushed back towards the castile.

"Wh-what do we do? Think he's dead?" asked Ron who was pale from looking at a potentially dead body.

"I don't see how he's not, a fall from that hight." replied Harry as he observed the body, unsure what to do in this particular situation. The person was wearing some type of jump suit that was mostly black with white gloves, boots and belt. If that wasn't odd enough the body had short, if messy, pure white hair.

"Should we move him?" asked Ron snapping Harry out of his observations.

"Um. Maybe we -" Harry began when he was interrupted by the return of Hermione, who had brought back Professor McGonagall.

"What happened here? Miss Granger said something about someone falling out of the sky?" asked the Professor.

At first all three tried to explain at the same time until "Enough. Potter, explain please." McGonagall ordered.

"We were just sitting here when we heard a noise like someone yelling or something. Then he crashed in front of us." Harry explained pointing towards the fallen person.

"Well, Who is it?" asked the Professor as she stepped closer to the body trying to determine who it could be. Suddenly the once thought dead body groaned and started to pull its self out of the hole it created, causing the teacher and three students to step back in shock.

Once the, now apparent, boy sat up he looked to the sky and muttered in a American accent "Ouch. Thats going to bruise." The boy got to his feet and stretched out some sore muscles and looked around. Harry notice that he had a odd symbol on his chest, a wispy looking D with a P inside, like one of those old super heroes that Dudley used to be into. As the boy looked over to the people who witnessed his crash landing, Harry saw he had unnatural glowing green eyes.

"Um, Hi." was all the boy said once he notice that he had company. "Um, Where am I?"

It was Professor McGonagall who answered "You are at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, now who are you?"

"Witchcraft...right. Any way I'm Danny Phantom and could you be a bit more pacific, like what country?"

"Scotland." McGonagall answered looking perplexed.

"Scotland? Hmm, so that means I have to go...West!" exclaimed Danny. "Which way's West?"

Stumped McGonagall could only point in the direction the boy asked about. With a quick "Thanks!" Danny flew off to the general astonishment to all who were present.

After a moment Ron asked "Hey, isn't he flying towards..." he was interrupted by a sound like a bat hitting a ball and they saw Danny flying in another direction out of control. "The Whomping Willow." Ron finished lamely as Danny landed in the lake. After a minute a giant tentacle of the Giant Squid lurched out of the water and threw Danny back over toward where the group was standing. Hitting the ground Danny rolled to almost the same spot in which he started.

"Well now, poor lad seems to be exceptionally unlucky to day. Perhaps he could use some Felix Felicis." commented Dumbledore making his presence known, and causing the others to jump slightly.

"Professor..." Harry started before he was interrupted by Danny pushing himself up and spitting out some turf.

"That tree has a mean left hook." Danny mumbled as he stood up cracking his back making the others cringe. "Magic, huh."

"Yes Magic, quite amazing is it not." commented Dumbledore with twinkling eyes.

"Yeah. Well seen weirder things." replied Danny looking at the old man that look the most like a wizard to him. Danny was about to ask another question when he was interrupted by a light "Hem,Hem". Danny notice the the instant looks of dislike that etched into everyones face at the small sound. Dumbledore's face didn't change but he lost the sparkle in his eyes.

Turning Danny saw what caused the change in mood, and he couldn't blame them. At first he thought he was looking at a giant pink toad, then quickly figured it was the person that made the sound.

"Umbridge." Harry growled.

"My, my. What is happening here?" asked Umbridge with a sickly sweet voice which caused the hairs on the back of Danny's neck to stand on end. He didn't like this lady. The lady, Umbridge, seemed to be taking stock of him, and it was creeping Danny out.

"Well your a... odd one aren't you." Umbridge crocked. With out blinking she flicked her wand conjuring ropes that wove themselves around Danny tying his arms to his sides, with another flick and a flash of light Danny was thrown backwards a few feet and went still.

"Professor!" McGonagall exclaimed shocked by the sudden attack "What reason was there for violence?"

"It is obviously not human, as a Ministry Official it is my duty to take this unknown creature in for identification, then have Ministry experts determine what to do with it. Besides it was trespassing on school grounds." Umbridge replied in a authoritative voice.

"He was just going to leave!" Hermione said offended by the dehumanizing of the person who fell from the sky.

"Like she said, I was just going to go home!" agreed Danny standing,unbound and conscious, right next to the trio causing them to jump and startling the adults. "There was no need to blast me lady!"

Umbridge got a look of disgust on her face as she stared at Danny. "You should some proper respect!"

"You first!" Danny shot back widening his stance out of habit. The next moment he couldn't move a muscle after the pink toad flicker her wand again.

"What prompted the body bind Dolores?" asked Dumbledore seemingly pleasant, his eyes weren't sparkling.

"It was obviously about to attack, I was simply defending myself." Umbridge stated matter-of-factly.

"Yes. Well I think you may have made him angry." stated Dumbledore as he took a step back. The others looked to the frozen boy to see small flashes, like static electricity, sparking all around his body.

They all took a step back as his eyes began to glow more intensely until all of his eyes were a toxic green. They could hear the spell breaking as a cold wind picked up making the once pleasantly warm afternoon far more chilly. Finally to top it off, the color of the sky change, once bright blue now more of a red/purple, the sun and changed to a bright read color.

With a sound like shattering glass Danny finally was able to move again and he was livid. For Umbridge it was like seeing a rabid dog about to lung, so though her rising panic she raised her wand again to cast another spell.

"Oh, no you don't!" Danny growled as he pointed his finger, like a gun, and fired a green beam, much to the shock and horror of the spectators. Umbridge was flung back several yard by the blast before landing and not betting back up. It was over in a instant, the sky returned and the cold wind stopped and Danny relaxed.

Harry was floored, he just saw this boy, obviously not human after seeing that he was glowing in the change of lighting, just blasted Umbridge with what looked like the killing curse! Not that he actually cared.

"You killed her!" said Ron just above a whisper, is expression somewhere between elation and disgust.

"Kill? No I just knock her out. She'll wake up fine with a headache." replied Danny almost shocked they thought he killed her. Tuning towards the adults he continued "Anyway, Um. Which way is west again?"

The adults and the trio simply pointed in the direction asked. Nodding Danny sprang into the air with a quick word of thanks and was flying at max speed away from the school.

"That was... unique." commented Hermione after a moment of watching the now black speck fly away.

"Yea thats a word for it." agreed Ron. Frankly Harry had to agree too.

"Well, I think a cup of tea sound in order. Minevra." commented Dumbledore as he nodded to McGonagall and left, McGonagall fallowed soon after. Harry was still deep in thought on what happened that he forgot to try to get the headmaster to talk to him. After a couple more minutes the golden trio also left for the castile to talk about what happened in the common room.

No one remembered to check on the unconscious Umbridge until two hours later.