Welcome to Meo's Wonderland, I am your host, Meoata (or Meo) Pronunciation: ミオアタ. (Reason I'm giving you this in Japanese katakana: One, people mispronounce it ALL the time and two, Japanese is a VERY phonetic language, meaning that it's writing is based on sounds, unlike English where the silent E in "made" make the A sound different than the A in "mad") I've kept this thing empty for one reason only: I never know what to say in these things so I'm just going to throw some random facts here so people can know me better. Some of them you've seen in stories, so I'm going to put the title of the story related to my facts in bold.

I'm born in Canada, currently living in America. I'm not satisfied with both countries.

My family consists of me, my older and younger brother, my mother, my step-father and his adopted son who is GREAT. God help you if you meet me and my family. ()v

I am a male that likes men: Basically all of my stories

My favourite subjects in school are ASL (American Sign Language) and psychology, but I want to take creative writing in college. I kinda look down on my writing from time to time.

I have a big passion in learning the Japanese language and I know the Japanese Sign Language alphabet, using it to sign my songs.

I enjoy smoking grass and as a person with MAJOR anger problems and depression, I advocate for its uses: Perry's High Day, Only a Platypus, The Fist, Mischievous Meo

I am a chubby chaser. Have been ever since I was a kid.

Taboos excite me and fictional brother/brother or father/son or twins are my favourite: Innocence Lost (I'm honestly not sure if it counts. They're steps, so they aren't blood, but they give the forbidden illusion of brotherly love)

I love watching To Catch a Predator and I ironically watch it while writing erotic stories

Another current obsession of mine is Bible Black. Yes. The Bible Black. Crazy anime introduced by a friend who likes... stuff... and was talking about this anime. Out of sheer curiosity, I decided to watch it. Of course in sub (months later, I heard the dub from a YouTube review. OMFGS, high school students should not sound like my grandparents, even in... that kind of anime). I do not agree to most of the scenes, but I do love the plot revolving around the Bible Black and the story to most of these characters.

I invented Ranward, but Wienerham's a better name and it actually sounds hotter. Kudos to thee who named it, I'm seriously jealous. When I first saw the cartoon, I was searching for some of that good stuff on the internet and there were NONE in the beginning. That cute little cartoon was throwing gay jokes out the wazoo, and there was no cute fan art, so I decided to make something, but to honour it, I steered clear of making the rating go beyond T: Dating the Ninja (If you look at the reviews, you'll find a bunch of guest flames and one guy who claims to get naked and pretend to be a potato. That one actually made me laugh)

I'm a furry: All my PnF stories

Relating to the furry fact, my fursona and favourite animal is the bat. And of course, I know how to say it in Chinese and Japanese. I ended up knowing how to say Batman in Chinese too because of this auto thing on the Chinese keyboard on my iPod.

I am currently suffering from coffee addiction and I'm convinced that it's helping me write.

70% of Perry's High Day was written when I was high. 100% of the idea (and its sequel) was created when I was high and inspired by many events from the news to a few PnF rule 34 pics I found on the interwebs. A scene from Perry's High Day was based on my first time with grass.

I have problems. If you read this far and you aren't seeing that I have problems, I want you to know that I'm ｓｈｉｔｔｉｎｇ bricks for you.

I can be smart and intellectual when I want. Experience is our harshest teacher and we learn from our pain. Believe me, it's true.

I have seen, and survived, Boku no Pico. For the love of the gods, don't watch it: Boku no Dippa (I'd love to not give up on that)

Jessica Walter is one of my favourite actors because of Arrested Development.

Pam from Archer inspires me because she's bat sh!t crazy.

I am a very spiritual person and love using my tarot cards.

Related to the spiritual/tarot fact, I am a Wiccan.

Of course, I love J-pop and my favourite band is m.o.v.e: LIBIDO, Ninja's Romancing Train

People say I'm easily amused. You have no idea how true that is.

I have tried a gas mask before and I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon: Only a Platypus

You are lucky if you are 16-18 years of age and you are shorter than 5 feet. I love short.

The names Perry's High Day and Only a Platypus came from the Rucka Rucka Ali songs: High Day and Only 17.

My profile picture is the screenshot of the second ending to the Final Fantasy Unlimited anime.

I am a FIRM believer in homeopathic (marijuana) remedies.

I actually watched Reefer Madness with my younger brother. We made fun of that movie and wonder how the hell grass makes you wanna chop up your parents with an ax.

If there are more facts on my mind, I'll be sure to type them here. So come, read, and embrace your desires. \()/