Perry was too late. Doofenshmirtz fired the beam on himself. The light of the beam was so bright, Perry was forced to shield his eyes with his arms. When his eyelids could not detect the green light, he moved his arm away, seeing not one, but two Doofapi in shock.

"Now, Perry the Platypus, prepare to meet your-" the two start to say in unison. Only by looking at each other, they were interrupted by a sudden realization. "Holy strudel, I'm sexy!" The two Doofapi looked at each other seductivly, one hand on the other's cheek in perfect syncronization before the two locked bills.

Perry jumped, feeling an odd, yet wonderful sensation in his gut, completely intoxicated at the display in front of him and the sound of their soft moans as the two shoved their tongues into each other. He suddenly dropped his professional mask, following his instinct as he walked towards them, wanting to taste the bills and the tongue of the two, wanting their sensation.

The two noticed the spectator that walked towards them and let him join in their oral pleasure, now the three of them locking bills, the three were in a fit of moans as they kissed deeply.

Perry couldn't stop digging his tongue into the Doofapi. He knew this was wrong on many levels, but the devil in his head wouldn't let him stop. He was unsure of who he was kissing but all he knew in his lustful bliss was that many tongues were slipping as they connected, fighting vigorusly for pleasure.

All three felt themselves aroused from the contact, the closeness, and the warmth of their bodies. The two Doofs pinned Perry down, forcing confusion as one Doof continued the kiss and the other was near a place on his nemesis' body that no one should dare lay eyes upon.

Feeling a hand squeeze his shaft, Perry broke the kiss with the other Doof, holding his head back as a platypus version of a moan escaped his bill, feeling embarrassed and very needy. He was unaware that Doofapus 1 was climbing on him, presenting his love to the agent before inserting himself in Perry's open bill. At that moment, Perry felt the squeezing and the stroking replaced with something warm and wet, Doofapus 2's beak. He moaned in surprise and almost screamed as Doofapus 2 sticks a lubed finger inside the agent, wriggling it to make him squirm.

A small shred of Perry's morality tried to make him fight back, calling himself demeaning names like "slut" or "whore," but he didn't care. The feelings in his body were too great to fight back.

Doofapus 1 wanted to spice things up with a small idea. He twisted himself on Perry, reaching for Doofapus 2. Doofapus 2 looked up, knowing what Doofapus 1 was doing and twisted his body so Doofapus 1 could engulf Doofapus 2's member.

The sight of what was happening above Perry, the sounds, and the spine tingling pleasure all over his small frame made him moan, almost crying in ecstasy as he felt the tingles of no return. He moaned louder as the feeling rose too quickly, feeling his orgasm unexpectidly, crying in pure bliss around Doofapus 1's member.

Doofapus 2 could feel the agent's end as he felt Perry's insides clench around his finger. The feeling of the semi-submissive agent finishing inside his mouth made his end come inside Doofapus 1's mouth. Doofapus 1 was the last to finish himself, expelling into the agent's mouth. To them, it was a mindblowing experience.

The three dislodged themselves from each other, panting and sweating milk like they had a long jug under the sun. The two Doofs looked at Perry, who was right between them.

"Curse you-" one started to say.

"And thank you, Perry the Platypus." The other said.

Meanwhile:

Monogram and Carl watched the footage from the spy cameras from Agent P's 100th fight in shock so great, no one could tell what they were thinking if anyone saw them.

"...Carl?" The major asked his unpaied intern in a really soft, shocked tone.

"...Yeah?" Carl asked in a similar tone.

"Send Agent P in, when he gets back home."

"...Okay, sir."

A/N: Who can guess how Monogram and Carl feel? And how about a sequal?