Laura: HOLY COW I never thought I would do this again but it's been awesome! Along with the help of my bf, Lichylichy, we've collaborated this fanfic based on his headcanon and a handful of conversations. Hope you enjoy it! ^_^

"Just another beautiful day in our fair city as Becky Wordgirl Bots-" He was interrupted as the young girl he was just speaking of suddenly ran through the streets and stops to catch her breath at a lamp post.

"Whoa!", the Narrator exclaimed. "Why are you so rushed?"

"Soccer practice... run late... can't miss... Pretty Princess!", she gasped tiredly.

"Oh. Well then, by all means, don't let me stop you.", the Narrator said politely. "Though, I take the bus to get back and forth."

"Well, I'm sorry, but I don't have the time for that!" Becky replied, getting her breath back.

She ran down the street again, full sprint. She turned the corner and slammed straight into Scoops, sending him back a few feet.

"Ow!", Scoops cried out.

"Whoa!", she gasped.

The two collided and hit the ground hard. Becky sat up and rubbed her head. She looked and blushed, seeing who it was.

"Oh! Sorry Scoops!", she said weakly, and after getting up herself, she helped him up.

"Ooh. It's okay, Becky. I gotta remind myself you've got that super speed of yours.", he replied, shrugging it off, though he was rubbing his stomach. It was like a brick wall had ran into him.

He scooped up his hat and replaced it on his head.

"You think anyone saw?" She asked, glancing around.

"Nope. There's not a soul out here." he replied.

"Oh, that's a relief.", she sighed.

She glanced at her watch and gasped "Aw man! Is it that late!? I'm gonna miss the new episode!", she shouted, and lifted a leg to race down the street when...

"HEEEEELP! Dr. Two Brains is at the new Cheese Emporium!", a man ran up to them, arms waving wildly. He paused. "Wait..."

"Police station? Three blocks down." Becky sighed.

"Thanks. Heeeeeeeeeeelp!" he shouted and ran off down the direction.

As soon as he had left, she put a hand to her chest with a strong "Wooord up!"

Her everyday clothes vanished and her red costume appearing on her body, cape flowing in the slight breeze. Scoops gave an appreciative clap, causing the heroine to blush.

"Thank you... Um- N-Now, for Dr. Two Brains!", she suddenly shouted, snapping out of a girly fantasy.

She shot through the air, leaving a streak behind her.

"Meanwhile, at the Cheese Emporium...", the Narrator introduced.

"Come on kid, make with the cheddar.", Two Brains said with a triumphant smile, waving a ray gun around in a showy fashion. The teen working the register popped open the device and began grabbing money.

"Hold on, hold on! You must be new here! I'm not here for money!", he growled. "Just give me all the cheese."

"Cheese? You want...cheese?", she asked, a little unsure, looking bewtween the stacks of cash she had in hand and the piles of cheese on the counter.

"Well I SAID Cheddar, didn't I? Now hurry up, I'm a busy villain!"

"... You know you could just buy cheese.", the teen stated simply, putting back the cash.

"I don't have the time for that! Now make with the cheese!", Two-Brains yelled in frustration

"Alright, alright. No need to shout." The teen grabbed a bag used to package large orders for parties and moved over to a group of cheeses.

"No! Not-! Augh! Not those ones!" Two-Brains shouted, his brain burning with growing impatience.

"You said ALL the cheese." The teen groaned.

"I don't like goat cheese... the rest are fine." Two-Brains demanded. He smiled smally as the teen moved away from the goat cheese and towards the large selection of swiss. However, half way through the selection, the door burst open loudly.

"Hold it right there Two-Brains!", she announced.

"Oh no! It's Wordgirl!", he exclaimed, turning around and acting surprised. He then dropped the act and leaned back on a shelf rather casually. "You're late. I would have been gone from here already if this cashier wasn't so terrible at being robbed."

"Well sorry for being late, but you know, some people live a life outside of crime and stopping crime.", she scoffed.

"OOOOH. Sassy, today are we?", he teased.

"Look, I've just got a lot on my plate today, okay?", she said, floating in casually. "So can we cut the small talk and hurry this up so I can get back to my life?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh but that's just the problem! I've got two minds to keep you around for a little while!", he smirked before pulling out a ray gun.

He shot a spray of cheese from his weapon, entangling the hero. He walked up to her, laughing madly while she wriggled and kicked.

"Bwa ha ha ha ha! Sorry for the rough handling Wordgirl! But I just love cheese logs...and I know who loves 'em even more! You may recognize him."

With a push of his shoe he rolled Wordgirl out of the store and onto the sidewalk.

"Hey! Let me go!" She shouted and struggled in her bonds.

"Not a chance, Wordgirl. Then you would miss your play date!" He shouted.

Wordgirl struggled harder... but froze for a moment as she heard a loud "stomp," almost like the kind Tobey's robots make when they walk. A loud screechy sound rattled the windows of nearby buildings. The ground shook, and small items leapt into the air with each loud crash. Wordgirl let out a small cry of surprise as a giant metal mouse lurched into view. With one good tug, Wordgirl was free again, and glanced at the Doctor.

"I thought I destroyed that thing!", she griped.

"And guess who put months of hard work into restoring it?", Two-Brains smirked.

"So is this a team-up then?", she accused, looking back up at Mousezilla. "Is Tobey hiding somewhere around here?"

"Tobey? That little brat? No, this is all my doing." Two-Brains stated simply.

"You know doing something twice and expecting a different result is known as madness." She stated.

"What made you think I was sane in the first place?" The doctor cackled. "Besides, if you remember correctly, it was YOU who lost your fight with mousezilla!"

Two-Brains laughed and pressed a button on the remote. The mouse reached down and tried to snatch her up. Wordgirl dodged in time and was racing around the mouse. She tried to punch and kick it, but was quickly reminded of how strong the metal was. Two-Brains continued to cackle.

"Aha ha ha ha ha! It's pointless Wordgirl! We already know how this ends!"

"We do?", the Narrator asked.

"Yes!", Two-Brains argued.

"Yeah! I beat you!", Wordgirl threw in, lifting up the robot.

Suddenly the robot prduced it's purple buble once more and smacked her hard into the ground with it. She screamed as she ricocheted back and forth on the city walls pinball-styled, before the bubble finally broke and she landed on the ground in frotn of Two-Brains.

"No. You only won because that kid and I were so busy fighting!", Two-Brains argued and then he smiled widely. "But you never actually destroyed Mousezilla!"

"Oooh yeah. Forgot about that.", Narrator threw in.

"What?! No! I destroyed it!", she scowled back at the monster.

"No, actually you just threw it in the ocean.", The narrator argued before adding quietly. "Not one of your finest moments..."

"Play nice you two!" Two-Brains laughed maniacally and turned back to the store. He popped his head in "Hey, make that to go!"

He turned back to see Wordgirl pounding at Mousezilla's chest plates, barely nicking them even with her super strength. A giant metal paw slammed into her, sending her flying. She righted herself mid air and shot back towards the monstrosity, this time aiming for an eye. To her surprise, when she got close, Mousezilla's whiskers sprang to life and shot out, wrapping around Wordgirl. Two-Brains laughed triumphantly below.

"I win! I win! Ooooh, it feels so good to win!" he shouted up to the captured Wordgirl.

The cashier came out with several stuffed bags of cheese. Two-Brains gestured to Mousezilla and the robot picked them and its creator up. Two-Brains laughed maniacally and started back to his evil lair.

"Oh no! What does Dr. Two-Brains have planned with this giant metal mousezilla? Is Wordgirl actually beaten? Is there more to this evil scheme?"

"Ha ha ha ha! There's a LOT more than that! I can assure you! Aha ha ha ha ha ha!", Two-Brains cackled.

"...Now you know why this is a fanfiction.", the Narrator stated simply.

Laura: Fair warning. I'm very bad at writing the Narrator. XP Please review!