Chapter 01 Love Bug

Quanktumspirit: "A new story, written together with Black Blizzard. During a fight with Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Doof's invention hits Phineas and Ferb making them very very sick. Perry needs Heinz's help to cure his brothers, will they both start liking each other more than before?... even fall in love? Please review. Thank you very much Meoata for correcting the grammar, punctuation and making the story stronger."

A nice morning sun started to rise over Danville. Inside the bedroom in a house in the suburbs, two boys just woke up; Phineas Flynn Fletcher and Ferb Fletcher both stretched in their beds and got dressed.

Phineas wore his usual orange and white striped t-shirt and some blue jeans. Ferb also wore his usual outfit, a white shirt and violet trousers. The two brothers looked and smiled at each other.

"Did you sleep well Ferb?" Phineas asked him.

Ferb grinned and stretched his thumb up with a smile on his face. They then walked out of the bedroom to head downstairs for breakfast.

In the bedroom, next door their older sister, Candace, was up and had just gotten dressed as well. She wore a plain white skirt and an orange t-shirt with white shoes and orange socks. After she finished combing her long orange hair she walked outside behind her brothers.

And in the master bedroom, their parents Linda and Lawrence Flynn Fletcher were up, too.

"Morning darling," Lawrence said kissing his wife.

Linda smiled at her husband and kissed him, "Morning dear. Come on we have to get going, we don't want to be late."

Linda got dressed in a white and yellow shirt with black trousers, whiles Lawrence was dressed in a white shirt and black trousers.

"Come, let's go," Linda said.

Lawrence got their suitcases and walked with his wife downstairs. Yesterday they had them packed because they were going to go to a second-hand market tour around Europe and weren't going to be back for 2 weeks.

In the last bedroom of the house was their oldest son, Perry Flynn Fletcher. He is 24 years old and very mysterious compared to the other family members of this household.

As Perry got up, he stretched before reaching over to the nightstand beside his bed for the comb before he combed his bright blue greenish hair back. He then had a shower in his en-suite. After getting dressed in some brown trousers, a brown T-shirt and brown trainers he walked downstairs, following the rest of his family.

Before he left his room he looked around it. His desk was just packed with paper of artwork he has been drawing, his bookshelf was filled with thick and fantastic novels which he never reads and his wall just had images of his family, his mother, father, brothers and sister. He smiled and closed his bedroom door shut.

The reason he has to make sure the room looked like a typical 24-year-old student's bedroom is because he has a top-secret job, which nobody in his family was allowed to know of. He was a secret agent, fighting his longtime nemesis Heinz Doofenshmirtz. He knew if anybody would find the truth about his secret life out he would either lose his home, his family would be taken captive by his enemy or his mother would put him under house arrest while Danville gets attacked by a flying staple gun. Yes, that's how stupid Heinz was and Perry has to keep him in line.

He walked downstairs and wondered what Heinz has planned for today.

Downstairs Phineas and Ferb were eating bowls filled with cereal, Candace chose to consume two boiled eggs, Lawrence has a cup of coffee and some French toast with scrambled eggs, and Linda had a cup of apple juice and a granola bar.

Perry walked into the kitchen, getting himself a cup of water and made himself a mixed fruit salad to eat.

Even though the family was seated around the table, Perry pulled himself back and sat on a high stool at the bar in the kitchen. He focused on his meal and picked up some nick picks of the discussion of his family. But as his name was mentioned, Perry looked up.

"Perry, can you build something with us today? You haven't played with us since we were 5 years old." Phineas asked his brother.

Perry felt his heartbreak; he has missed playing with his siblings, but his top-secret job just kept him on his toes all the time. He has no time to get himself attached to his family at all. Plus he doesn't want them to get captured by any of his enemies.

Ferb looked at his brother as well, "Yes Perry. Please... we will do whatever you want, just stay."

Oh god, Ferb and his too cute British accent that would make Perry melt. He couldn't let anything happen to them; if he got too attached to his family, he would break down eventually. Perry sighed hard and focused on his brothers.

"Guys, you know I am too old to play with you. Plus I can't ignore my job; our company is getting one massive contract in after the other. Pinky, my partner, and I are over our heads in work. If I miss as much as half a day then the entire company could collapse, hundreds of people would be out of their jobs and I don't want to risk that." Perry explained.

Even though his job as being a secret agent, his family thinks he is working as an art designer for a very big motion picture company, like Disney. Here, he and Pinky have called their motion pictures CDVM, which stands for Camera, DVD, Video, and Movie.

Phineas, Ferb and Candace sadly sighed. That was his main excuse to not play with them. Perry saw the sad view, but he was just too focused on his real work. He would never miss a day even if he breaks his brothers and sisters heart.

Lawrence looked at them, "Oh Perry, can you please get at least 2 weeks off from your work? Your mother and I are going to be in Europe at a Second-hand shop tradition meeting. It is the 200th year of the second-hand stalls, everybody who owns a second-hand shop will be there and we will be there the entire time."

Just as Perry ate his meal he choked on his apple pieces he was just about to chew. He spat it out, banging his fist against his chest to calm down before eventually falling off his chair and slamming himself on the floor. Linda, Lawrence, Candace, Phineas and Ferb looked over to their family member as he quickly got up and blushed at the stares he was getting before cleaning the dust off his clothes he sat back down, quickly gobbled his fruit salad to the end, and then glared at his step-father.

"Lawrence, have I not just told you that I am busy behind my ears, I can't just-" Perry was about to argue.

But Linda cut him off, "Perry please, just this once. I'm sure you won't lose your job if you take a while off. You may go today and tell your boss you are going to take two weeks off. We can't afford a baby sitter to sit our children for the length of time, even if you come back every evening. Please."

Even though Perry could afford for them a babysitter, he would just have to accept it. Perry sighed, finishing his bowl before a honking sound was heard outside, two in fact.

One was a big yellow school bus for Phineas, Ferb and Candace's last school day before the summer holidays would start, a second was a small car with a pink haired man sitting in it. This was Pinky, Perry's best friend. Pinky angrily walked up to the door and knocked on it.

Perry sadly looked to his family, "I'll try and be back before lunch guys. I have to go now."

The others nodded their heads; Phineas, Ferb and Candace got their school bags and left towards the school bus passing Pinky. Isabella was with him in the car, he dropped her off to catch the bus by her best friend's house.

"I'll see you guys later," Perry said.

Pinky smiled at his friend and hugged him, "Hi Perry. Everything ok?"

Perry sighed, "I'll tell you on our way to the company."

Isabella, Phineas, Ferb, and Candace hugged the two adults and got into the yellow school bus. Perry and Pinky watched the bus drive away as Lawrence and Linda were in their brown car, ready to drive off.

"Don't forget your promise, Perry. See you soon," Linda said and they were off.

Perry gritted his teeth together. Pinky quickly sat him on the passenger side of the car as he got into the driver's seat. As they headed out to the road and off to their actual job at the OWCA, a detective agency. Pinky looked over to Perry.

Throughout the entire drive, Perry not once looked happy. He was in such a foul mood that Pinky was too scared to ask a single question. They were driving out of the city and into a sort of scrappy looking wasteland where not even the evilest crooks would dare and commit a crime. It was just a boring, wasteland with nothing noticeable that would make the area stand out in any way shape or form. After travelling for 20 minutes they reached what looked like a usual school of some sort, but on the outside in the dim lights shone the words OWCA, Organisation without a cool acronym.

They both got out of the car and headed straight inside. Perry seemed so out of focus at the moment that they used Pinky's ID and password to get inside. Once they entered the main hall hundreds of other men, women, professors, and bosses were walking around. Pinky got to a lift, typed in his code once more before stepping in.

"Perry, keep your focus, please," Pinky said and pulled Perry into the lift as well.

Perry quickly inputted his code and the lift drove the two friends to their offices. The lifts music was calming down Perry a little bit. So much so that he looked over to Pinky who was looking at him as if he was still waiting for an explanation as to why Perry seemed so morose. Perry sighed before he explained the door opened to his office, just after stepping out Pinky put his black shoe in the doorway to stop it from closing.

"Perry, Skype me once I'm in my office. I can't ignore the misery that is radiating from you," Pinky said.

Perry nodded, "I promise Pinky. See you in a bit."

The lift gave off an annoying fussing sound, Pinky got his foot back out and they both took their hats off, gesturing a sign of respect for each other. Then the doors finally closed again, sending Pinky into his office which was just one above Perry.

Perry looked at his office still miserable as ever. His OWCA office had a very big desk, an Apple laptop and a computer on it, 12 bookcases stuffed with files of documents from many mass criminals that he took down in the past, and a nice light shining from the top as well as a black coat stand. He walked up to it and hung his hat and coat on it. Once that was done Perry walked to his desk and sat down on it. His thoughts were still with his family; how were his mother and stepfather? What are Phineas and Ferb doing now? And Candace?

Perry looked at a pinboard on the side of his desk; it reminded him that he had, later on, a meeting with Major Monogram who was going to give him his mission against a doctor and member of the LOVEMUFFIN community, Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Heinz and Perry have a quite normal enemy relationship like any other OWCA nemesis.

Just as he was about to think over what Phineas and Ferb were doing at the moment his laptop beeped, Perry straightened himself out and opened his OWCA top secret Skype account. With this account, only members of the OWCA could access it. Sure he has a private one in which he could contact Phineas, Ferb, Candace or his parents if needed, but they didn't get to be in his OWCA one.

After accepting the call and video chat request his friend Pinky appeared on the other side of the screen. Pinky's office was pink with images of his family as well. Pinky just combed a bit of his pink hair back as he looked at his best friend through the webcam.

"Perry do you hear me loud and clear?" Pinky called through.

Perry nodded, "Loud and clear Pinky. What's wrong?"

Pinky snorted mad as he glared at his best friend, "Don't try turning the tables Perry. That question was for me to you. Not the other way around. So spill, even though the Skype accounts your misery is plastered on your face."

Perry sighed, "It's just... my parents have gone away again for a two-week vacation and I have to babysit my younger siblings."

Pinky nodded, he knew of the struggles Perry faced with a top-secret job. Having to be accessible 24/7; having your family hang around you for a long time can get scary and stressful.

"As long as nothing bad will happen to them, it should be an easy task for you Perry. Good luck... Oh, I just got a call through from Wanda. I have to be on my way, See you soon." Pinky said.

Perry nodded and they both turned their Skype call off. Then Perry got a call from his boss, Major Monogram.

He was a 70 somewhat year old man with white hair and wearing a green uniform with a violet MM on his side every day. As he appeared on screen Perry got a note pad and black ballpoint pen out.

"Agent P, it's Dr Doofenshmirtz again! He has invented something which spreads out some form of a disease out to which only he knows the cure formula. Stop him before someone is affected by it. Good luck, Agent," MM said.

Perry nodded, "I'm on my way, sir."

Monogram nodded and turned the Skype call off. Perry got his jacket back on and typed in the code to close his office down. He then left his office and saw the other Agents on their way to their own nemeses.

Perry got back in his car and drove through to the lower Tri-State Area. His nemesis, Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz, was his main enemy in his job. So far they both have been battling it out between each other for the past 5 years, and... Perry wouldn't be lying... but fighting Heinz he noticed that the man was practically flirting with him for the past 2 months up until now. He talks none stop about every single second of his miserable life, he knows about his ex-wife, Charlene and his daughter from her, Vanessa. But what set him apart is that he acknowledges his mistakes and tries to fix things from time to time.

Most nemeses Perry knew of wouldn't mind if they have to kill somebody in the process to get what they wanted, but Heinz he would fight even himself if it means doing the right thing and Perry admirers the man for that.

"What has that mad scientist got up his sleeve now?" Perry asked himself as he parked his car underneath the balcony of Heinz's home.

He got to the lift and rode it up. Heinz lives on the very top floor of the violet building. Perry loves the fact that the building looks like his younger brother, Ferb's head. But he hates it that he has to travel over 200 stories just to get to Heinz home. Sure a good way to keep fit, but it was just a time waster.

As Perry got to Heinz home he knocked on the door.

Inside the scientific room Heinz, his nemesis looked up from the contraption he has just finished building and experimenting with. His construction was aiming towards the Tri-State Area itself, ready to strike somebody down with his plan.

"Norm get the door. Perry has arrived." Heinz called out.

He was a 40-year-old man experimenting with various things to take over the Tri-State Area like the other LOVEMUFFIN members of this club. Perry would always be there to stop him... but as time went by... Heinz started to fall for Perry a little bit. While nobody would visit him or show any form of interest in his life, Perry would be there. He helped him set various parties for his daughter, he would talk and advise him on problems in his life... even one time he made a 'Perry the Stand in human' doll because he misses his nemesis when Perry wasn't around.

For now, that doll was locked and in hiding inside Heinz's bedroom. A bit twisted, but for Heinz Perry is a very handsome young man. Nobody has affected him as deep or as quick as Perry had.

He used to have other nemeses, but they left him quickly because they couldn't stand his constant chatter. The first one he actually got was Dennis, a white-haired man who was much more looks then skills, but he left and has Rodney as his nemesis, another man Heinz hates to the bone as his nemesis and he can't stand the white-haired bitch. Dennis was a type of man Heinz would describe as: 'Beautiful human, but with the personality of rotten cabbage.' During their battles, Dennis has actually bitten Heinz several times. He hates him so much that at one point he wanted to blow that bastard up. Lucky though he left him now and had Rodney as his nemesis, another man Heinz hates.

His second nemesis was Peter. A black haired and very serious Agent who Heinz had an acquaintance-wise of a relationship with. It was as he moved homes from Gimmleshtup to the Tri-State Area that Peter was his nemesis, a very overweight guy who was more interested in emptying his fridge out for an afternoon snack then actually fighting him, so he gave up on that man pretty fast as well. Yes, he would show up from time to time to check on him, but overall he has no connection nor interest in the other Agent whatsoever.

But right now he has Perry Flynn Fletcher. Perry is an Agent modelled right. Heinz was just so impressed with the young man's speed, agility and he never lets himself be distracted by anything. Heck one time Heinz tried to give Perry a girlfriend, but he shot her off into the wind faster before she could even tell him she loved him. Several times he would help Perry out and Perry helped him out too. Like one time as it was his daughter's birthday and he had no clue how to make a 16-year-old party, Perry created the perfect ruined gruff type of party that impressed all of her punk friends very well. Overall, Perry was the best Agent and friend Heinz could have ever asked for.

As Norm opened the door for Perry, the young man thanked him by lifting his hat up and walking through the door. He looked around, waiting for some sort of trap to spring out... but nothing yet. Norm just stood there and pushed him through into Heinz's reception room.

Perry never once took his eyes of the robot man, just in case he was the one who was going to capture him, but no. The robot just walked through to the other room.

Norm then called out, "Dad, Agent Perry has just arrived."

Heinz walked through grinning, "Ah, thank you Norm. Could you please get a glass of water for Perry?"

"Wait, what? Heinz, what are you up to? I don't have time for a 'glass of water'. Where is the trap? And what is your plan today?" Perry asked, already wanting to leave.

Norm got the water anyway and forced Perry to drink it. As he did out of the water grew suddenly a weird strangle plant that quickly tied him together, Getting tighter and tighter the more Perry fought against it.

Perry rolled his eyes, "Very clever, Heinz, a water tank strangle plant."

"Correct! Now for my plan. This, Perry." Heinz said stepping to the side.

Perry saw a laser gun aiming towards the town. Little did Perry know where it was actually aimed or what it would do.

"So... as I was visiting my brother, he was sick in the hospital to get a signature for a LOVEMUFFIN plan I won't go into detail, he was sick with the flu. This gave me the idea: The flu is a very strong disease on the planet that hurts a lot of people. If I use it on my brother, he will have to step down for a while and the next in line would have to take over me! Because I can brainwash the other LOVEMUFFIN members of giving me the full control over everybody. Combining them, I came up with the 'Cold-Flu-pass-out-inator'! And I have the only medicine that can cure the people with my 'flue' design. The person affected by my flu germ would have to take these tablets once every 10 hours. If not, they will get worse before eventually screaming for mercy! The medicine has to be taken for a few days and other bullshit things for the flu to leave. And having my brother out for a few days the changes will make him so freaked out about the LOVEMUFFIN changes that he will leave the club and never want to commit evil at all!" Heinz explained.

Perry shook his head, "That is the dumbest plan I have ever heard of, Heinz."

"Whatever, it is good and I am gaining plus points with the LOVEMUFFIN community, so I don't care," Heinz said.

As quickly as Perry could he got one of his knives out of a pocket of his coat and chopped the plants to ribbons. He attacked Heinz out of fury before slamming him against the wall, having Heinz pass out.

Norm drove up to Heinz's flu construction and actually activated it.

"At least my father would be pleased with me that I carried his plan out," Norm said.

Perry's eyes widened, "WAIT NORM, DON'T!"

Too late, the Cold-Flu-pass-out-inator shot a silver line out and actually hit its target... but not whom Heinz thought it would hit. Perry ran towards the window, absolutely horrified. The beam struck the centre tree growing in his parent's back yard... and then disappeared.

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