![]() Author has written 9 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Transformers, Naruto, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!. Hi people... or are you? *gasp* Who am I kidding? If you're reading this instead of doing something productive, you are not a people. You are a Wi-Fi zombie. It's okay though, because so am I. We'll get through this together. ...Anyway, the name's Whatchuknowboutme, totally not inspired by the song 'Lip Gloss' by Lil Mama, no sir, no ma'am... Okay, maybe it is, but you have no proof! I tend to read fanfiction more than I write it, which sucks for my (very, EXTREMELY) small fanbase, most of which is frothing at the mouth by now waiting for the next chapter of Stone Eyes. WHICH IS COMING... maybe. I may or may not be rewriting the whole thing in very rare spurts of inspiration and energy. For those who are not aware of my IRL family issues, I am having them. I am more focused on my physical and mental health, both of which have been on a steady decline over the last five years. That is how long this has been going on. I am attending weekly therapy sessions and taking anti-depressants, and I have improved tremendously. Unfortunately, the better I'm feeling, the less I want to write. It's always been an outlet for me, as I'm otherwise a very closed off person who is horrible at recognizing emotions. Like legit, my therapist has told me that. You can always tell I'm going through rough times by what I post. Also, the happier I am, the worse what little writing I do gets. Well. There you have it. A little excerpt of shit about me you probably didn't care about. Go read or something. I try to update my stories as often as possible, truly, but again life and my depression. And sometimes, I just get tired of writing and need a break for awhile. That's usually about the time I'll start marathoning NCIS... again. CHAPTER 12 IS STILL A THING BUT I TOOK A BREAK FOR THE HOLIDAYS AND NOW THE CHARACTERS ARE BEING DIFFICULT. ALSO, I MAY OR MAY NOT BE AVOIDING WRITING THE BELL TEST AND I KNOW EVERYONE IS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT AND I'M SORRY, BUT ACTION SCENES CAN SUCK MY ASS AND I JUST WANT TO DO A GOOD JOB. I'M SOOOORRRRRRYYYY ITS TAKING SO LOOOOONNG. ACTIVE STORIES AND MY THOUGHTS ON THEM Stone Eyes Chronicles, Book 1: The One-Armed Flame Summary: So... I died, and that's annoying. Being reborn into a world where people can breathe fire at will and Mondays still suck, no matter the dimension, is worse though. Much, much worse. Unfortunately, that's what happened to me. Good News: At least it's the Naruto World, so I'm not completely clueless. Bad News: I'm a CRIPPLE and it's the NARUTO WORLD. *sigh* Fuck, I'm doomed. SI/OC I have a love-hate relationship with this story. It's the biggest one I've written so far, and also the best. I despise the earlier chapters and eventually plan on rewriting them after I finish chapter 12. I have high hopes for this story, and some big plans that have my sister hating my guts and calling me 'Martin Jr.' A Song of Ice and Fire/ Game of Thrones fans will understand, and I regret nothing... Okay, maybe a little bit, but mostly, I just feel sick glee. I have read fanfictions with disabled OCs and ones with civilian self-inserts, but never both. Well, I have, but it wasn't in the Naruto fandom. I never intended for Misaki to be a full-on cripple, but it happened anyway. Most of my earliest chapters were written in almost one sitting and by me without my meds, so I like to think they suck, but I must be doing something right, because you all love Stone Eyes. What can I say, I'm a better writer when medicated. 48 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1. What color is your toothbrush? White, and it's electric! My grandmother got it for me for Christmas. 2. Name one person who made you smile today. My dog. Dogs are people right? 3. What were you doing at 8:00 am this morning? Giving my grandmother's 16 year old chihuahua his grocery list of meds. 4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? See above. 5. What is your favorite chocolate bar? Lindt Excellence: A Touch of Sea Salt, but I also like their Chili chocolate and orange chocolate bars. I just... I really like Lindt. 6. Have you ever been to a strip club? Sadly, no. I want to go to one at least once, even if I am asexual. 7. What is the last thing you said aloud? I yelled at my cat to shut up. 8. What is your favourite ice cream flavour? Chocolate, or Cherry Chocolate Chip. 9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee 10. Do you like your wallet? It's a transformers wallet, and I used to. I got it when I was a poor high school student and not it really doesn't have the space I want. Coins fall out of it and there's limited space for cards. Hot Topic has a Team Rocket wallet for sale at the moment that's pretty badass though. 11. What was the last thing you ate? Some pieces of saltwater taffy my mom got me when she was on vacation. But I haven't had anything yet today. 12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope. 13. What was the last sporting event you watched? I went to a football game in October. 14. What is your favourite flavour of popcorn? White cheddar or Super Buttery! 15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? My mom, telling her I loved her. 16. Have you ever gone camping? Yep, and it's fun~! 17. Do you take vitamins daily? Back when I was donating whole blood regularly I took iron supplements because my family doesn't eat very much red meat and I was always borderline anemic, but not anymore because I do platelets instead, which doesn't take away any iron. 18. Do you go to church every Sunday? I'm agnostic, so no. you have a tan? I'm ginger. I'm paler than Snow fucking White. 20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Any day, any time... Unless it's Papa Murphy's 'Papa's Favorite' with pineapple instead of onions. 21. Do you drink your pop with a straw? Depends on what kind it is, but not usually. 22. What did your last text message say? "Love you too!~" 23. What are you doing tomorrow? I've got therapy tomorrow afternoon, 24. Look to your left, what do you see? My lit 'Baked Apple Pie' candle, my cellphone, and the family rocking chair with my sister's giant bouncy ball in it. 25.What color is your watch? Black 26. What do you think when you hear "Australia?" ‘Death by wildlife' 27. What is your birthstone? RUBY! 28. Do you eat in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? I prefer eating in, but I usually just go through the drive thru. 29. What is your favourite number? 4, which is hilarious because it usually symbolizes death in asian culture. Yet, I always seem to do things by threes in my stories. 30. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My grandmother. 31. Any plans today? Not really. 32. How many states have you lived in? 1, Tennessee. 33. What's your biggest annoyance right now? My cats, who keep waking me up at 5:30 in the morning, screaming for food and scratching on dry-erase board. 34. What was the three last songs you listened to? A Friend Like Me (Sim Gretina Remix) Caravan Palace (Lone Digger) Midnight (Coldplay) I like electro swing, sue me. 35. Can you say the alphabet backwards? Nah, people can't understand my speech enough as it is. 36. Do you have a maid service clean your house? Yup, and it's me. My payment is that I get to live in my father's house without paying rent and board. 37. What is your favourite pair of shoes that you wear all the time? My chucks with flowers printed on the canvas. 38. Are you jealous of anyone? Anyone who can afford to go to college and not have to take out a loan. Also people who are neurotypical, you lucky bastards. 39. Is anyone jealous of you? Not as far as I know. 40. Are you in love with anyone? No, but I had a crush on a good friend of mine in high school, but he had a girlfriend at the time so I never acted on it. Kinda regretting it now, as he's going into Ranger School and I'll probably never seem him again. Oh well. 41. Do your friends have children? If they do, the hid their pregnancy REALLY well. 42. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? If I do, I'm in denial. 43. Do you use the word "Hello" daily? Nah, I usually just say 'hi.' 44. What colour is your car? It's an ancient silver Corolla. 45. Do you like cats? I have three. I used to have my four, but one of them met a car recently. 46. Are you thinking about someone right now? My crush. 47. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yes actually! I went there for my 18th Birthday! It was an absolute blast! 48. How did you get your worst scar? I was 6 years old and ran straight into a wall corner whilst playing tag. I have a dent in my face whenever I smile now. Stereotyping I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Only like 1/16, but whatever. It counts.) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.{FUCK THIS STEREOTYPE.} I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. {THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF WATCHING PORN. dumbasses...} I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I have lots of CATS, so I MUST be a crazy old hag. I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist If you just want those damn stupid people to JUST STOP,post this on your profile! Copy and paste this into your portfolio if you do at least one of these things. (Bold means it applies to me!) Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER: You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. You know the research librarian’s office, cell, and home phone numbers but can’t remember your own. Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off. You would rather write than go out. Your/you’re and their/there/they’re errors send you into an apoplectic fit. You get cranky if you don’t get to write. You’ve ever said, “The voices are getting louder; I must go write.” When talking with others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats. You’ve heard/seen something and thought, I need to write that down. You’ve ever written a scene, outline, synopsis, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin . . . and it wasn’t a paper napkin. You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for the pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep. You end an argument with your spouse by saying, “Oh, wait, I have to write this down–this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled.” Getting the scene finished is more important than food, coffee, or the bathroom. You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters’ situation as a prayer request in Sunday school. A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you’re writing takes place right in front of your eyes. The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it into your story. You have filed and cross-referenced every issue of The Writer and Writer’s Digest you’ve ever received. You purposely eavesdrop when out in public. At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero’s or heroine’s) so you can conduct research. You listen to the writer’s commentary on every DVD so that you can analyze his/her writing process. You have a favorite line from every movie you’ve seen. You can’t write because you’re mad at one of your characters. You argue with said character. You have a folder on your computer labeled “Ideas.” Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense fifteen years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you were going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually. You drive three hours to a city where you don’t know anyone, spend another three hours driving around the city, then drive three hours home and decide NOT to set your story there. 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If you have an obsession with an Akatsuki member to the point where you have an action figure. Copy and paste this on your profile (Mine is Sasori) 10 Reasons Why You Should Love Sakura: 1.) She's beautiful 2.) She's Strong 3.) She KICKS ASS! CHA!! 4.) She reflects on herself. 5.) She knows when a friendship is over. 6.) She broke out of her shell 7.) She was never useless 8.) She saved Sasuke and Naruto, both, from themselves. 9.) She's an awesome medic ninja!! 10.) She's not emo or shy. She knows who she is and is not afraid to show it; Or afraid to show who she loves. She may have faltered in a few episodes and people don't like it when she hits the guys, but face it anti-Sakura fans, Naruto would not be Naruto without what Sakura has done. She's superior. Post In Your Profile If Your A Sakura Fan To The Death (CHA, Hell yeah!), I will always love Sakura If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy this onto your profile. If you have more ideas than you can hope to sort out, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or TV show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever stayed up and read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile. If you hear the voices of fictional characters in your head, copy this onto your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this onto your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy this onto your profile. If you ever said a line from Transformers copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever use "Greetings Program" instead of the usual "Hey", copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time and go absolutely demented when your hyper copy this onto your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you have long conversations to yourself/your reflection over weird pointless things, copy this into your profile. If you hate that Micheal Bay decided to kill Ironhide, paste this on your profile. 1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? There are so many amazing ones to choose from: 1. Skyfire (G1, he's such a sweetspark, I think) 2.Ironhide (cuz he's badass and likes blowing things up) 3.Optimus Prime (DUH) 4. Ratchet (He's like a grumpy old man with a good throwing arm) 5.Wheeljack (a mech after my own spark) 6. SOUNDWAVE and his Cassettes (Also DUH) 7. The Main Seeker Trine (I count them as one group) 8. Bumblebee (Adorable, no matter what series) 9.Hound (see Wheeljack. That, and we have the same accent!! 8D) 10. Skids & Mudflap (I'm one of the few who actually like those two in ROTF. They were HILARIOUS.) 11. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe (There are certain characters that should just not be separated, even in a list. See #s 10 and 7) 12. Barricade (Decepticon hiding as a COP. xD He's a genius!) 2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? Realistically, probably scream and run away. After my freakout, I'd be so fraggin' excited! 3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU? Probably wonder why I am making such a high pitched noise. 4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO? Skyfire, probably classical music. Ironhide, most definitely some hard core rock'n'roll, like VOLBEAT and maybe some country, doofus cowboy robot.. Optimus, see Skyfire. I... honestly have no idea what Rachet'd be into. 1940's swing comes to mind for some reason. :o Wheeljack and Soundwavewould probably listen to dubstep. Soundwave would most likely like a band known as I AM LEGION. The seekers, definitely rock and roll...DAUGHTRY!Bumblebee, a little bit of everything like me. Hound, native American flutes and drums. It's very relaxing. Skids and Mudflap, rap. Enough said. The Lambo twins? Rock. Barricade, HEAVY metal. 5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC? I have two. Kira Densen and Kathy Woodward. 6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? Kira is Skyfire's charge and a supersmart little thing so yeah... :O And Kathy hangs with 'Jack because she likes to blow shit up. 7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT? Personality wise, Wheeljack. 8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING? ... NOT blowing up his experiments. 9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON? Soundwave. 10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING? Showing emotion. -_- 11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER? Try and kill each other, like all sensible opposite sided soldiers do in the middle of a millennia long WAR. 12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT? Cliffjumber. He's too eager to go into battle. 13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON? Megatron! ALL HAIL LORD STARSCREAM!! 14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE? 3 at the most. 15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING? Hmmm...Prowl/Jazz...XD Or HoundXMirage. I kinda ship SoundwaveXBlaster and RachetXIronhide too. :P But Ironhide is taken. 16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT? It weirds out my friends how often I do it. :P 17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A green Chrysler 300c! 18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT? Arcee or Elite One! 19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN? Neither, I'm neutral. WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!?.. But if I had to, Autobots. |